Translation in the description !!!!!
credit for the translation go to ranruchan on eyeshine forum
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Characters:
Ichigo, Kon: Reporters
Renji: Landlord
Ishida: Hospital director
Orihime: Nurse
Ririn: Patient
Chad: Visitor
Nova: ???
Ichigo: My name is Kurosaki Ichigo, a slick, top-notch writereven though Id like to introduce myself as such, in reality I just work part-time for a magazine. My biggest worry is coming up with a decent scoop for the evening edition, and I have to run everything first through my senpai as well
Narrator: This is an apartment building in Karakura (the sign outside the apartment reads Abarai)
Ichigo: (knocking on the door) Senpai! Senpai! Kon-senpai! Hey, Kon, you in there?! The head editor said if you dont come out, hell pull out all your cotton!
Door opens
Kon: Be quiet! Youll disturb the landlord!
A buzzer sounds
Renji: Kon-sanIve found you.
Kon: Ah, Renji, nolandlord-san (laughs nervously), what brings you here today?
Renji: Sorry to bother you. Regarding the rent for the past six monthsI want you to please pay all of it today.
Kon: UmthatI just need to find an exclusive scoop to write about. Once I have that underway, then six months or three months rent wont be any problem. Hows that, big guy?
Renji: Thats the same line you fed me last month.
Kon: Umif I cant bring in money then I cant pay the rent. I know, I just need to find a brand new scoop to write about.
Renji: Wait a sec! Everything you write about is useless and trashy thats not fit for reading!
Kon: Oh, really? But its all true! Dont be surprised when you hear this.
Onstage, Kon/Madono skips across the stage to where Renji/Ito and Ichigo/Morita are standing
Renji/Ito: What thewhy are you coming over here? What are you doing here! What the heck? I got a bad feeling about this
Madono, Ito, and Morita are now sharing the same microphone while Ito is trying not to laugh.
Kon: This time I heard something interesting about Karakura Hospital. Apparently that hospitalis cursed!
Ichigo: AAAAAAH! (More like Morita screamed in Itos ear while Madono runs back across the stage to his original position) A curse!!!
Renji: You shut up!
Kon: Ha ha ha ha! (voice drops to a whisper) I heard that at night, you hear loud screams of terror but dont know where they come from. Most likely they were caused by the spirits of patients who died in the hospital come out at night, or maybe they are secretly conducting experiments on human bodiesAAAAAH!
Ichigo: AAAAAAH!
Renji: Shut up, you two!
Ichigo: Whats the real story behind all this?
Kon: You wouldnt know, Ichigo-chan
Ichigo: What?!
Kon: At any rate, if this rumor becomes public knowledge, it will bring the hospital down, so the hospital people will most likely pretend they dont know anything. Well, everything youre doing will be revealed! On behalf of the moon, I will punish you!!
Renji: Um...thats a bit weird, dont you think?
Ichigo: Really is
Renji: Either way, you have to pay the rent you owe me by today!
Kon: Oh noI dont think I can get away
Ichigo: Pssst, over here, Kon-senpai, lets go!
Kon: NICE! Ichigowait, wait for me!
We hear Kons squeaky footsteps disappear
Renji: Wait! Hurry up and pay me the rent!
Narrator: Now we change scenes to Karakura Hospital
Ishida: Um, come this way please. Im the director of this hospital, Ishida Uryu.
Ichigo: Director? When did you inherit that position?
Ishida: Thats all wrong! I, inherit [my father's] position, his will? Thats impossible! Hmph. The reason I became the hospital director was to demonstrate to you that only one as superior and elite as me can achieve that title. (The other seiyuu look at Ishida/Sugiyama in disbelief) Dont look this way; none of you can do the same!
Chad/Yasumoto takes off his glasses and hands them to Ishida/Sugiyama as lights blink on him and we see an image of Ishida pushing up his glasses on the big screen.
Ichigo: Whats with the flashing light? Those two things are unrelated! So annoying! I heard a rumor that there were some strange happenings going on in this hospital. What do you know?
Ishida: Wh-wh-what? I-I dont know anything
Kon: Oh? Seeing how youre starting to panic, Id say youre definitely hiding something!
Ishida: (stammers) Looks like I cant hide it anymore. Yes, both the nurses and the patients are pretty scared, and Im worried too. I say, Kurosaki, can you help me investigate whats going on?
Ichigo: Umsince youre worried I cant just sit back and do nothing. (pauses) Huh? Kon-senpai? Where did you go?
4 апр 2010
