Translation in the description !!!!!
Narrator: Now we change scenes to Ichimarus headquarters
Ichimaru: Ah, isnt this the great magistrate-sama? [Odaikan-sama] Youve been looking very well lately, thats terrific!
Renji: Hahahahaha! You never change, youre as slick as ever!
Ichimaru: Not at all, how can I compare myself to the great magistrate-sama?
Renji: Time flies really fast, hahahahaha!
Hanataro: Excuse me
Renji: Oh? This is the first time Ive seen this child.
Ichimaru: This boys old man borrowed some money but couldnt pay me back, so hes here to work for $420 yen an hour [equivalent to about $4.00 an hour]
Renji: Oh, ho ho! Looks like hell be quite useful then! (to Hanataro) Well then, you can come to my house and work for me, too! Theres no need to thank me. (Hanataro starts to feel uncomfortable, and for good reason) Come herecome closer to mecome here, come here
Hanataro: Ah, ah, ah, let go of me! Stop it!
Ichigo: Oy, oy! What are you up to, you old baboon?
Renji: Who, who is that??
Ichimaru: Sounds like someones in the yard!
The scene switches to the yard
Ichigo: We meet again, Ichimaru!
Ichimaru: You-youre that Ichi-san from before! Such a persistent fellow; this time Ill hit you for sure! Shoot to killW-wh-what? A giant pinwheel!!!
Hisagi: Are you all right, Ichigo-sama?
Ichigo: Yeah! Im fine, Big Pinwheel Shuhei
Hisagi: Who told you to call me that, Morita!
Ichigo/Morita: Huh?! What the hell, Konishi!
Hisagi/Konishi: I am Big Pinwheel Hisagi (suddenly switches to Keigos voice) KEIGO!
*Note: Konishi Katsuyuki voices both Keigo and Hisagi*
Renji: Hmph! I dont care if youre Shuhei or Keigo! You wish to challenge me, Abarai-oops (he messed up) I mean, Old [couldnt translate this] Renji?
Ichigo: Hmph! What kind of magistrate are you? You act like youre all big and tough, but youre nothing but an old thing. Suge-san, Kaku-san, its time to show yourselves!
Yumichika and Ikkaku: Yes!
Ikkaku: Ah, Yumichika, I need to get something straight.
Yumichika: What is it?
Ikkaku: In this act, Im Suge-san, right? [I have no clue what Suge and Kaku mean]
Yumichika: Haha, what are you talking about? To talk of Suge-san, then Sugi-san [I dont understand the pun here] is obviously me.
Ikkaku: Stop BSing me! Youre Kaku-san!
Yumichika: Youre Kaku-san! Oh, sorry, I was wrong. No matter what youre just a sloppy hachihei [I dont know what a hachihei is but it didnt sound like a compliment]
Ikkaku: Hey, hey! When did I ever act like that [a hachihei]? Lets go! Lets go eat together! Oh no, I ate too much! My stomach hurts! That sort of idiot behavior?!
Hisagi: What are you two blabbering about?! Dont shoot your mouth off over something so meaningless! Who cares what you are, just hurry and help us like you did before!
Ikkaku: Tch! I got it.
Yumichika: I already know who the [couldnt translate this] here is.
Ichimaru: Whats going on? Just when I thought we were problem-free, Ive got these strange characters gathered here messing up the place!
Ikkaku: Now youre scared, huh? This is straight from the shoguns
Renji: Eh? But the shogun is already 800 years old
Yumichika:younger brothers
Ichimaru: Even if its his younger brother, hes got to be around 700 something years old!
Ikkaku:benefactors
Renji: What?!
Yumichika: neighbors classmates cousins ex-girlfriends former male penpalKurosaki Ichi-sama.
Ichigo: It wasnt ex-girlfriend, its ex-boyfriend.
Ichimaru: The ex-boyfriend? Doesnt that make you a playboy? [I have no idea what all this stuff about the shogun is about]
Renji: HAHA!
Ichimaru: What are you haha-ing like an idiot about? So what if hes got it, SO WHAT?!
Renji: That one called Ichi sure is something else.
Ichigo: Hmph!
Renji: In that case, I want to test my strength against him!
Ichigo: You read my mind! Lets do this!
Renji: Here I go! BANKAI! Hihio Zabimaru!
Ichimaru: (starting to panic) Just hold on a minute! What are you doing releasing your Bankai in someones home?!
Ichigo: (ignoring him) Its my turn now! AAAAARGH! BANKAI! Tensa Zangetsu!
Ichimaru: EEEEEEEEH?! My home! NO! STOP THAT! This land is worth a lot of money! STOP IT!!!
Narrator: Now we switch scenes back to Rukongai District 52
Ichigo: In other words, Ichimaru and the evil magistrate have both been punished.
Yumichika: Yeah! Ichimaru was so scared that he lost his soul.
Ikkaku: He reaped what he sowed.
Ukitake: Thank you very much! Now everyone can leave peacefully now!
Ichigo: Yup! You can take better care of yourself, too!
Ukitake: Yes!
Yumichika: Thats one good thing taken care of! Right, Kaku-san?
Ikkaku: Like I said before, why am I Kaku-san?!
Hisagi: Are you two still arguing about that?
Ukitake and Ichigo laugh
Ukitake: Oh yeah, Ichi-san.
Ichigo: Huh?
Ukitake: Where is my Hanataro?
All: AAH! Everyone is frozen in blue light
(Hanataro probably got buried under the remains of Gins house XD)
THE END
4 апр 2010
