Blind Dating 101 with Rodney Dangerfield (1983) 

Feminists and SJWs voted thumbs down. Every other person loved it.

I freaking agree 👍 💯%

They are the fully indoctrinated millennials. No brains left.

@@roberttuss5349 You mean MGTOWs and Incels ;0)

@@debrajones7344 Well, I am president of my local MGTOW chapter.

Always tip and compliment service folks. Too many bitchers and complainers. Be nice to folks be nice back

Nice

@@tomtheplummer7322 ESPECIALLY at a Hosted (that means FREE) Bar. People behave spoiled, unappreciative AND CHEAP to no end. I laugh when a double is requested & there isn't a flinch made to tip. You WON'T get that double.

I loved his humor that why I still search for his old video's

@@jimmybejamin814 uh hi

les meilleurs bolero

Saw Rodney in Vegas 2hrs of jokes ,thought I could remember them ,no way ,they came too fast, great time

The G.O.A.T. of Comedians

@Freewheelin' Franklin You must be mistaken about how you were directed here - Al Gore has no rhythm.

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It’s two years later and I have same question and opinion.

Well now that Google, AWS, and apple can control content and speech ( canceling Parlor), the high tech companies mentioned above, will direct your thinking to something funny more appropriate for your viewing. Your voice may be considered let's say, "conservative " and that is unwelcome in the new age. So sit back and enjoy the show, and please be quiet, or you could be cancelled next ( if you have conservative thoughts that is).

@@sweetkicker4192 Goodyear Tires, The NFL, The NBA Multiple news organizations, Macey's Twitter, & many others too numerous to mention here. All boycotts called for by Trump. Tell me again how culture canceling is a liberal thing.

Not when they had talent and didnt have to resort to fart and menstrual so called jokes

You're right - today it's "Take my writer - PLEASE!"

@@Joiedevivredesilives yeah now its just a girl talking about how hairy her beaver is and were supposed to laugh cuz shes "quirky"

and humor was a Sense not an offense.

Man put together well !

HE WAS THE BEST !!!! I've heard many of the other best known comic comics you can name and they idolized this man....

Donna Dixon Ackroid:)))

This guy make my day when Iam having a bad day

Same , I’ve only just came across him, I live in the uk and loving Rodney already.. what a guy, total respect 👍

Me too! I started watching Johnny Carson and saw him on that show!

I couldn't agree more! 👍

Got to remember that one.

Was kinda hard to forget for Rodney

HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

“My mother never breast fed me, she said she only liked me as a friend.”

@@mik3ymomo "My wife said she wanted to have sex in the back seat of our car. Yeah, she asked me if I could be the driver".

HAHAHAHAHA! Underrated movie.

Guardrail I’m in college at the age of fifty.... this movie comes up about once a month....

"these days women are so independent - when I make love to my wife, she screams out her OWN NAME !!!!!!!" - R. Dangerfield

GuardrailBut First he put his right hand under his left arm pit and flapped his left arm three times

Yep🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

They dont want guys like Dangerfield nowadays. He's too white

I’ll take him in any color. Just sayin …

LOL

I liked, "this kid won't fit in a wallet size". 🤣🤣.

Donna Dixon.

I miss HER!!!!

I'm not addicted to cocaine...I just like the way it smells!

Rodney Dangerfield one of the best comedians in the world

I took my kid to Coney island and asked him if he wanted to go to scary house and he said - save your money we will be home soon.

My girlfriend said come on over there's no one home. So I went over and there was no one home.

I told my shrink that I was suicidal and he said - ok from now on you pay in advance.

That WAS the best line, along with "Here. That's for nothing"...

That was good🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Anonymous Anonymous his coat looked like a checkers board.

@Anonymous Anonymous I think it means he's nervous being at a fancy restaurant with a beautiful woman and doesn't know quite how to act.

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she left Akroyd - poor guy

Yes ,,, that restaurant was Funzo's knuckle room , formerly Vito's . LOL

@@delvikingjr5739 Rodney said Fonzo was the first to do acupuncture...with an ice pick. Tough neighborhood

How though?

Neighborhood was so tough by the time the guy was done washing his windows the car was sitting on blocks

@@bagofdoughnutsvinny1574 "I was breastfed by my father, my mom only liked me as a friend"........"Hey Wang, it's a parking lot"........Caddyshack.....

James Isaia Visinia I seen them a lot at the mgm grand years ago. They were the best so funny and friendly to the staff. Red foxx too

90s kid as well! I'm glad we got Rodney at the tail end of his life when he did cartoons like _The Simpsons._

lol

(that part)...😎👍😄

it always works...

Yes the Progressive Left are Definitely Humorless! Cheers!

They invited Jake to a necktie party !

I had to watch it again. I didn't realize that was Robert Urich.

The line about the roach hanging himself with the floss in the kitchen was great haha

And the next one... The flies in the back yard all pitched in... to get the screen door fixed.

He was Chris Farley before Farley was a glint in his parents eye.

I prefer manicotti.

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Hahahahahahaha 😆😂❤️

The Late Robert Urich in that skit as Biff is classic.

May he RIP & is sadly missed by all of his Fans etc. Rodney was the best of the Best etc.

Lisa G . know what ya mean Lisa. Lol. Love Rodney.

Your humor is my humor. I'm also Jewish.😊

ROGER2095 do it. I've done something similar to this

oh gee tell us about it!

But she will look like Rosie O'donnell.

Uofl baskettb

@Russell Barnes I met a woman off craigslist. We messaged and she refused to send a picture to me. She described herself as being basically gorgeous. I was sold. The moment I saw her she was the total opposite just like a comedy show. I truly thought I was being filmed. Literally roll of fat, gapped front teeth, greasy hair,,I felt bad but I had time to waste so I took her inside the restaurant and ordered 5 different alcoholic beverages, the meal at once just for me and I ordered just for her a salad, water nothing more....I was hammered before the meal arrived...she got a taste of how pissed I was

Yup. And her boyfriend at the end of the skit was the late Robert Urich. There's also a couple of other actors in the background that played in TV roles throughout the 80s. Rodney was the King! 👑

Is she the agent in Spies Like Us?

@@mooseyman74 That's her.

@@BN-pd9tf lucky Mr Ackroyd!

@@mooseyman74 Yup. Soooo lucky!

Yeppumz....... Quite The Shag!*! Dunna Dicksin!*!

yup, from - The Rodney Dangerfield Special: I Can't Take It No More (1983)

Bossom Buddies girlfriend of Tom Hanks' character too

LOL Yes Big Ones

Guess he expected a blind date.

When he asked her to scratch his back his shirt was soaked with sweat

Rodney and Sam Kinison...batten down the hatches

hahaha yeah, so good

Thank you i didn't get it right away but i knew so was someone I've seen

Thanks, I was just about to ask.

Gorgeous witty

That is one fine woman

She was in Spies Like Us. Gr8 movie still.

Kendell062 spies like us was more watchable with Donna.

...'one in evey crowd'...

Miss Virginia 1976

"Hey, she gives great headache." Back to School

Most here have no idea who Robert Urich was.

jmshaw357 One of his first acting roles was in Clint Eastwood's Dirty Harry 1973 sequel "Magnum Force." then S.W.A.T., "Soap" (for a brief time) then "VEGA$" "Spenser: For Hire" died too young.

Urich was in Lonesome Dove, maybd his big break.? In 1986 I was an extra on a tv movie of the week. Uriich was a homeowner, just drove home into driveway as I came out front door carrying a ladder with another extra. The scene was we had just finished painting the inside of the house. He asked me how it was going. They didn't give me a line.! All I did was nod, yes, all was fine. Fun days as a movie extra.!!

Who was the extremely attractive actress, who portrayed Rodney’s reluctant date in this comedy sketch?

Was looking for her name lol

Yeszir she was...and still is I Garontee!

dan akroyd knew what he was doing

That usually means, high maintnance!

She’s outta your league was based on her life.

She sure was sagging those things around.

Sure sounded like her.

Yup! The guy at the end looks very familiar as well, but can’t place him.

@@Cards-In-The-Closet Robert Urich ~ Spenser For Hire, Vegas, S.W.A.T., Soap, amongst others...

@@positively_broad_st3780 ...I watch anything he's in, he's yummy. I like handsome and humble.

When his Doctor cut the cord, he hanged himself with it.

Love, love, love “Back to School”!!!

Back to School. Classic!! So many great jokes, many subtle and understated. "She gives great headache"...."Now that's what I call marine biology!" Lol!!