BloodRayne 2 Is So Bad It Claps When Waiters Drop Dishes - Worst Movie Ever 

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Getting out of a duel by challenging your opponent to a poker match then getting out of that poker match by challenging that same opponent to a duel is amazing.

11:51 so she gives her daughter a quick checkup, because the coal is not gonna mine itself Only 1880s kids would understand this 😂

My dude mentions ‘A Christmas Story’ and then says “I watch Steven Seagal movies, this is nothing.” You are gold.

Stephen Seagal - main character never comes within an inch of losing a fight Uwe Boll - main character never comes within an inch of winning a fight

“….because the coal is not gonna mine itself took me out💀😂”

I like how every movie that takes place in the 1800's think that shotguns had plastic shell casings.

"I watch Stephen Seagal movies, this is nothing" weirdest and hardest flex I've seen in a while 😂

10:45 - "For the crime of causing a ruckus."🤣No doubt Boll wrote the dialog as well.

A space ice video is not complete without him roasting Steven Seagal

"Counterfeit heath ledger" got me real good 😂😂😂😂

I’m already laughing 10 seconds in lmao 😂😂 “Mega blockbuster hit movie where we he showed the world no matter how bad things might seem they can always get so much worse” “Then we learn it wasn’t a bear killing their parents but some guy” “But he’s still far better than the hero who spends the entire movie looking confused as shit” “But luckily we have Kevin James’s twin an equally unfunny brother”

"...while these guys tell Timmy's mom he has a suprise for her inside before laughing their asses off and running home" had me rolling!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Space Ice you hilarious savage!🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Since crime doesn't exist in Chicago.." Oh, Space. You have the most ironic lines!

"she gives her child a quick check-over, because the coal isn't going to mine itself." Pure gold. . . ;)

Has Uwe Boll challenged you to a boxing match yet?🤣

"Kevin James' twin and equally unfunny brother," that got me. That really got me.

12:15 "fuck you" is the greatest way to summarize this fever dream movie

"Timmy has a surprise inside".... I'm dying here! 😂

Careful. Uwe boll likes to fight his critics.

What, no JCVD dance scene? Thats how you know Uwe Boll is a hack.

It looks like they filmed it at one of those old-west 'living museums' and made it as dark as possible so nobody would see the details

Dude, I was laughing just reading the title. "It claps when a waiter drops a dish". Amazing. Your channel is one of my top favorites.

I laughed so hard that the police arrested me for causin' a ruckus.

The even more hilarious thing is Uwe Boll has himself convinced that he makes quality films. If you’ve seen the way he talks on social media, he acts like he’s this misunderstood filmmaker and people just don’t understand his amazing movies. He literally makes the kind of shitty low budget, horribly written movies that most filmmakers and actors got stuck making in their early days because it was either that, or starve. Only in Boll’s mind, his movies are Peter Jackson level epics or some shit. I bet he sits around wondering why In the Name of the King didn’t dethrone LOTR.

Guy: "he's smart" SpaceIce: "Fuck you! No he's not" That had such a good delivery xD

"Life is like a penis" Wise words Uwe, wise words.

“Counterfeit Heath Ledger goes full litterbug”…I died!!! 😂😂😂

Your hate of Uwe Boll is amazing. 10/10 relatable ❤

You can never go wrong listing ANY Uwe movie as the worst ever! 😂 At least the man is consistent...

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"...but Ralphie hasn't been born yet" alone earned my subscription.

I remain convinced that Uwe Boll must have Jeffrey Epstein-like blackmail/influence to remain employed in Hollywood.

"The coal's not going to mine itself." 🤣

Thank God. This made my Friday.

Took me a full pause to fully register "Alan John Wickman" - luckily it was at 9:37 where dude's face brings the joke full circle & I'm rolling

I love your videos man, specially on Steven Seagal. Definitely waiting for your review on megablockbuster hit movies - sniper special ops ,half past dead,force of execution and killing Salazar

After a long and not-so-great week, it's good to have some laughs waiting for you at home, courtesy of Space Ice. Thanks for doing what you do, sir.

Yes, it looks like this person who made this movie watch Unforgiven and said, "You know what? I can make a movie like that, but it's going to look far crappier.

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I found this channel the other day, and can’t stop watching and talking about every movie that is being recapped phenomenally

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**Signature look of superiority** I've been looking forward to this. So why does Billy the Kid sound like he's dubbed by JCVD?

Everytime a Steven Seagal Joke was dropped it was an awesome Video😂

Oh boy, another BloodRayne!?, how did humanity allow Uwe Boll to make another one of these movies!

Billy the Kid's plan in this movie is literally the worst in cinematic history. He is a vampire. Who wants to export vampirism all across America. Um...buddy? You're going to destroy your food supply.

If the Ukraine conflict didn't start world war III; then a movie produced by Neil Breen, written by Steven Seagal, directed by Uwe Boll, and starring Tommmy Wiseau and Mathew Karedas will.

It has to be bad, because whenever I hear someone clap when a dish drops I want to poke their eyes out with a salad tong.

I 100% appreciate the fact that you watch those seagal movies so we don’t have to. My f**cking hero taking it for the team, thank you. His movies, legitimately, annoy me to the point I can’t finish them. 5 times out of the 5 movies are unfinished. I hope the next upload is another seagal banger. Thank you again brother from another

"he showed the world" that sometimes "so bad it's good" is merely "so bad it's not good but boring".

YES! An Uwe Boll movie! I needed a good laugh today 🤣🤣

The whole stare down scene reminded me I could be watching The Good The Bad and The Ugly, a far superior western

This was tough to watch. Not the review, just the clips from the movie. Space Ice's review was awesome as usual!

Steven Segal penguin running needs to be an Olympic event😂

If Uwe Boll directed A Christmas Story.

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“Since crime doesn’t exist in Chicago, he came here …” 🤣🤣🤣

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I’m at least glad to see Farkas still acting. I often wonder about actors that I used to watch in movies, roughly my own age of mid thirties. I dunno, just do...

How did Uwe Boll blackmail Scut Farkas into being in more than one of his movies?! Also notice how they portray Billy the Kid as being right-handed which is actually correct. That whole "Left-Handed Gun" thing was a myth. At least in his case. 3:25 That style of duster didn't exist back then. It's too modern. Also, it looks like an Australian style of duster. A frock coat would have been more common for the time and place. Or the style of dusters some of the other characters wear. 3:27 Fires a warning shot with a double-barrel shotgun. Must resist...urge to make...Biden joke.... 5:46 / 9:49 Both of those shots were way too far to the left to have dropped either of them that fast. Unless they were playing possum. 10:06 Unlike Strider Hiryu.

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When you open with the smartest thing in the movie being some guy who walked from Chicago to Montana I instantly knew this was going to be a really really bad movie and that people watching it had many brain cells die . 😂

That's one good looking plank of wood the slapped a red wig onto, I wonder how they animated it.

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Absolutely hilarious. Keep up the good work.

"MEGA BLOCKBUSTER!" could listen to that all day!

Also, in the final act of the movie, where they return to Deliverance to fight the vampires...Why did they do it at night and not during the day, where they would've had a major advantage?

"God d*mn bear's back!" *gets shotgun, and reluctantly goes outside alone* lmao Uwe Boll really nails the believability with this scene

Wait, is this the same actress? I wasn’t watching the other movie. I was too busy causing a ruckus 😂🤣😂🤣

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Thank God. Too much news and Clown World. I needed this, Space Ice. You sir, are a national treasure. Keep ramping that sh*t up to 11. Fav new classic on this one: "The children are now free. So she gives her daughter a quick check-up because the coal'a not going to mine itself." holyhell that took me 2 minutes to type through the tears. Bravo.

@ 5:58 - 6:08 😂😂😂 the customary & compulsory Steven Seagull mention

I needed this while I Steven Seagal run into the weekend. Hope everyone JCVD dances in Thailand. Have a good day Leeluminilakararablemonoikdydasabot!

I eagerly await for your videos purely because those titles are always great.

If you haven't yet do all Boll movies They may topple Seagal 😆

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Wow. No matter how bad Uwe Boll's last movie was, it can always get a lot worse! Thanks Space Ice for showing us how life can be made worse by these terrible movies!

8:06 Counterfeit Health Ledger got me! Hilarious! Well done as always!!

Yeah. If anybody watched the first one and thought it was ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE (which it was) then they should look at this one LOL. And if they think they couldn't make anything even worse than this one they should watch the third one... LOL. Absolutely mind boggling how they managed to ruin a character that had such a huge potential. Although to be fair the game's creators themselves started ruining the character with the second game. Let's be completely honest here, Rayne form the second game was not the same from the first game. The injection of the character with the early feminist views on what a "strong independent woman" is very visible in the second game.

Thank you for reviewing Uwe Boll films so i’ll never have to watch them. Wish i had more money because i would definitely support your patreon, great work!

My momma always said "Life is a like a penis".

"Allen John Wickman" was a great description 😆

"But luckily he's a former boy scout and has a handy little trick up his sleeve" and then proceeds to bleed all over her face 😂

The "absolutely incredible" gets me everytime 🤣

Still a better western than Westworld season 3

Hats off to you for sitting through these awful movies and living to tell the tale!

9:01 it kills me how this kid is the only one in the entire movie who is trying to do something resemble to acting but still suck ass

If I recall right - and I might not be; it's been a VERY long time since I was dumb enough to watch all three bloodrayne movies - the bullets were either made of silver or dipped in holy water. (I'm not sure about that though) * The guy is SUPPOSED to be a high up (master) vampire. Where Rayne is ONLY a Dhampyr. She is SUPPOSED to be stronger than the average Dhampyr, yes... because of who her daddy is; but she's still only half as good as she'd be if she was a full vampire. Power scale wise. As to why they'd give "Billy The Kid" a vaguely European accent... Search me. I got nothin'. - The blades are an option; but in the games it was usually safer until you ran out of bullets, NOT to be Swiss Cheese by trying to melee everything that could wreck your day at long range (in the first game = the blades were first a LOT more useful & secondly a LOT more FUN in the 2nd game) ** She's standing there, confused as shit... True; but she was more hired for the eye candy. Not her actual ability in either combat or acting. I will say Empty Bowl isn't very good at conveying plot points in narrative that might be important for comprehension of the story, to his audience. But then again I don't know if he understands what comprehension is... (I can see based on the Bloodrayne movie in my list on the right, what his actual name is spelled like; I stand by my version)