In an alternate timeline, Bob Ross is rejected from getting a TV art show and becomes the National Socialist dictator of Florida after writing his bestseller titled 'My Perm.'
Fun fact, his mustache was called "the toothbrush mustache." Which explains why he got kicked out of art school. Painting with a toothbrush must look awful.
@@anthonybramante2921 my understanding was that a normal mustache didn't fit right under his gas mask in WWI so he shaved off the edges and just kept it like that for whatever reason.
We all know Adolf Hitler as the beloved host of "World of Painting With Uncle Addy," but new reports suggest he may have made some very snide comments about Jews and other minorities behind closed doors.
If this goes on, then Hitler would be recognized in history as a great and eccentric artist with the most memorable silly moustache instead of becoming the symbol of Nazism
The mustache was charlie Chaplin's style from the 20's. Hitler killed it because most don't like dressing like the oppressing. However, in this alternate reality shown in the video, that may have changed.
@@keithkania3810 Truueee, i mean, what if ww1 and ww2 never happened in reality? That would be a interesting timeline, knowing that hitler is an artist and stalin a priest, or even china doesn't needed a deadly 'revolution' and japan never invade all of asia, to great britain left the crown and every country that was in control of european powers like, great britain, france, belgium, denmark, spain, portugal, italy, etc. That became independents from them. Etc,etc of events that will never happen in that timeline that was horrifying, bad, stressful and harrowing to us.
Imagine if even if he learned to paint, he still ran for office: "And now we are going to paint the walls of this chamber with Cyclon B. Remember its never genocide, just a happy little accident"
He did learn to paint. And was quite good at it. He just preferred buildings over people. www.vintag.es/2017/05/paintings-by-adolf-hitler-40-rarely.html?m=1
@@hayato8452 where were you when the Roman Empire was kil. I was enjoying wine and cheese when my slave ran up to me. "Da Roman Empire ish kil" "No" Edit: source is reddit
Hitler, upon realization he's going to lose the war: "We can fix this, right, Bob? Just tell them it was an accident...?" Bob: "No, Adolf, this is one accident we can't paint over."
We also need the heart medicine goku was supposed to take for Lenin and get Lenin to make a will so that trots gets leadership instead of stalin. Than we can keep the best timeline going. Tho we might have to do something about the us dependance on war and oil after that.(this is a joke like holy fuck)
Fun fact: before becoming an artist bob ross was a super strict drill seargent or something like that and then afterwards he swore to never raise his voice again and so he never did
@@penclaw there is a timeline where that is happening right now. And one where you just wrote that comment. And one where I just wrote this. Aaaaaand one just ended.
Hitler was finally admitted to art school after receiving some special training from an unknown art instructor. While he never graduated, he did discover he was exceptionally skilled at lunch-ball instead. Realizing his talents, he hopped on a boat bound for the United States where he made a name for himself in various lunch-ball circuits. He grew up though and eventually got a job as a field agent for the FBI."
@@L30GH05TDUD3 he then proceeds to outsmart a female japanese assassin, who is wearing Asuka's/Rei's school uniform from Evangelion and aiming a gun at him, by hitting her in the cooch while she was distracted.
@@comradeskeever1336 Actually the art school suggested that he should try being an architect due to his strength being in painting structures. But he never really wanted that. Later on as the Fuhrer, he always talked about how Berlin should have a grand design with complex buildings surpassing Paris, that's why Albert Speer (an architect) got close with him, as his designs impressed Hitler.
@@saminhaque13-52 Now imagine the alternate timeline where Adolph Hitler was absolutely fascinated by buildings and architecture, but still kept his painting abilities.
"I'm sorry, Bob. I can't let you do it." "What do you mean? Do you have any idea what will happen if he doesn't get into that art school? Do you have any-" "Bob. I've seen the world you're trying to prevent. I know how bad it'll be. You have to let him do it." "... You can't be serious. Millions of people will-" "Billions, Bob. Billions." "What? What are you talking about?" "World War 2 can't be stopped Bob, only delayed. If it's delayed, then instead of axis versus allies, we'll have the communists versus capitalists twenty years later. Do you know why what came after was a *cold* war in your timeline, Bob? Because you knew. Because you'd _seen_ the horror that America was willing to wreak upon Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and no one _dared._ You _knew_ that if any of you pushed it too far, it would be the end of the world. The people of my world, the world you would bring about, don't know it. We haven't seen it with their own eyes... yet. We haven't been forced to consider their friends and family in one city after another being vaporized out of existence, their flesh scorched from their bones, their entire country irradiated. If World War 2 is delayed, then when it _is_ fought, it'll be fought with _loads_ of nukes on _both_ sides, and humanity will lose... *everything.* We'll be knocked down to a handful of survivors among the wreckage of our former civilization. It took everything we had left to power up the time machine for one trip. To stop _you,_ Bob." "I... I'm sorry. I had no idea. I won't interfere. You can let me go, and I'll let him-" "No, Bob. I'm sorry, but it doesn't work that way." [cocks trigger] "We risked everything we had for one last trip, and I can't risk humanity's last hope on your word. I'm afraid you still hold out hope, Bob. I'm afraid that you think that, knowing what you know now, you can still reach Adolf and now also get him to help you prevent the apocalypse later. You're too optimistic, Bob. There's only one sure way out of this. I'm sorry. You deserve better. I just... wanted you to know." [BANG]
And then time traveler #3 takes down time traveler #2. "Multiverse theory is a bitch." "Who are you? Why do you look just like that other guy?" "Never mind that. The divergence wasn't caused by just one shatterpoint. You've already traveled back in time. Your presence here is already causing ripples." "What do you mean?" "Butterfly effect, Bob. If you die here and now, someone will find your return gadget and reverse engineer your tech. What do you think they'll do with the ability to move back and forth in time at will?" "Then what am I supposed to do?" "Take the painter and find these three men. Einstein in Germany. Blazkowicz and Jones in the States. We will be in touch. I'm just not looking forward to the paperwork for this..."
well oddly enough the nuke development race is a by-product of ww2 so the timeline itself will kinda messed up but then again we will see a more general communist vs something here. without i think hitler Germany, italy would be communist itself since mainly the facist movement is to combat the communist rise of power now with that way the cold war sorta gets a thing a much more earlier but instead of soviet Russia dominance it will be field with other communist independent of russia. since japan is the most unaffected here and without the sort of supoort of the axis at that time somehow japan and russia will have a sort of quarrel that will lead into ww2 with allied and communist peeps considering a wayy more push of miliarization of communist block it will be hella of a war with japan, and the allied w/o Russia vs axis with russia and spain (since franco wouldn't have the support of fascist so it can fall into communism) and it will absolutely be a weird ass war france will fall cuz 2 frontal attack and the sorta succed, the communist can befall in all of europe but cant do anything against the seas considering us and japan and britian have full control with it the battle will be long dragged on with fronts of ofc france maybe on russia, china will also be a battlefield sadly china can lose here considering japan and us will go from there west ward towards the russian i.e. the opposite way since they dont f. up like mustache man they can push through on both sides via Dunkirk and siberia using the end game here is russia and communist will lose russia is the only one capable of staying alive since the rest are weak due to wars except probably Germany and italy would be the same even though they are communist. but with the superiority of technology of naval and aerial tools they can overwhelm the strenght of the armies of the rest in the end there may be nukes but if the communist held out on and just like before they destroy Europe or the allies will steamroll and destroy comminism instead
Mussolini became a renowned Roman historian for finding thousands of lost records written by Livy and Caesar himself thought to be lost in the many sackings of Rome and the burning of Alexandria. He used these finds to rewrite what we know about the Empire and the causes of its decline.
Bob Ross’ mentor, William “Bill” Alexander, was a German soldier during World War 2 and gained popularity among Allied Officers for painting realistic portraits of their wives. If Bob Ross prevented WW2 by teaching Hitler how to paint, then his mentor likely would’ve stayed in Germany as a carriage maker’s apprentice. Bob Ross would’ve sacrificed his legacy as a wholesome painter for the good of humanity,. A true lad
“And right there, were gonna put a happy little swastika, but that’ll be our secret.” *hitler winks at the camera with an afro and his signature mustache*
In 1925 Adolf Hitler wrote and published "Mein Kundst". An autobiography about his rise to fame. It includes his time as a child suffering with severe depression due to the loss of his parents, his time in the great war sketching pictures of loved ones for soldiers, and his part in the rekindling of classical art styles as an art professor in Berlin. In 1952 Hitler advocated for the dissolution of the Socialist Nationalist party of Germany, as his time in the great war taught him to despise misplaced patriotism. In 1963 Hitler moved to the US where he got a job as an art teacher at Pratt Institute in Brooklyn NY. He met Martin Luther King Jr, joined the Civil Rights movement in late June, and sat outside the Capitol building in 1964 as the 24 amendment was ratified. After the end of the Civil Rights movement Hitler lived a mostly quiet life as an art professor. In 1998, at the age of 109, Hitler died surrounded by loved ones.
@Lurking Carrier The red scare would still exists, if Hitler didn't get into power, the German Communist party might got into power, making France and Britain and the US even more paranoid. Facism might be more appealing and embraced in this timeline because Nazi Germany doesn't exist and the fear of communism. So we might still have a three way war between capitalist countries, a new facist block and a more powerful communist block now when they have Germany.
@@minhducnguyen9276, you make a good point, but I don’t see a communist coup in Germany, at least not in the same way as with the NSDAP. Remember, fear and hatred of communism ran deep in not only in the German government, but much of the populace as well. Even before Hitler entered the German political sphere, right wing paramilitary organizations were already a very powerful force in Germany, and one that was decisively opposed to communism. However, without Hitler’s “Finesse“ I find it relatively unlikely that these far right organizations would have been able to gain enough traction to completely destroy their competition, hopefully allowing the SPD to weather the storm of the depression.
This is wholesome when you think about it. Bob Ross goes back in time to not only help a struggling artist improve his skills, but also prevents one of the greatest global conflicts to date. It's a win win scenario.
This seems paradoxical as Bob Ross would have never made him a soldier which probably wont make him a painter and violate the rules of time in a repeating pattern.
Fun fact. He wasnt a "bad painter". He failed art school because he couldnt portrait very good. But his streanghts were painting countrysights and buildings. One of his teachers told him to rather become a architect than a painter because his talents were with painting buildings
To be fair, the myth that Hitler couldn't paint is actually just that - a myth. His paintings are actually technically sound, and while not stunning masterpieces that are going to knock your socks off, they are very pleasant. If you didn't know they were painted by Hitler, most people would probably rate them quite favorably.
I just want to say, the reason hitler wasn't accepted wasn't because he was bad at drawing. A lot of teachers told him he should go to architecture and if you look up his paintings you can see why. They are... unnaturally perfect, with light and bright colours and realistc, orderly, glorified structures and environments but a disturbing lack of humanity, artistic style and emotion. One critic, before everything went to shit, said that he could make out that hitler didn't care about people from looking at his paintings.
I love your work, like holy f*ck, everything, the animation, the music, and the creativity behind all of your videos, how can you come up with this stuff, I have never seen something that combines so perfectly so many tones, and conveyed in such a small amount of time, you truly deserve to succeed
I just realized that if Bob Ross went back in time to prevent WWII, the Cold War most likely wouldn’t happen so the Vietnam war wouldn’t happen and Bob Ross wouldn’t avoid screaming.
You know, "Mein Kampglf" will chance to "Painting with Hitler", and WW2 history book will stay WW2 history book, because in this reality WW2 will be about Communists vs Democracies(because there are no nukes it will break out as a full scale conflict).
Time Paradox: What if he really did time travel and taught Hitler to paint which led to his rejection. If he never time travelled there wouldn't be ww2.
Random dude: Oh, Mr. Ross, are you going back in time to kill Hitler? Bob Ross: Oh, no. Of course not, I am going to help him. RD: ... Whu-what! He's evil! You can't help someone born evil! Bob Ross: No one is born evil. Hitler fell to his prejudices because his dream had been shattered and he needed someone easy to blame for his failure. And his desire to control the world was a desire to not feel helpless again. He was not born an evil person, he was consumed by evil as his situation continued to eat away at him and the one thing he truly loved was taken away from him. By helping him to become better in painting, I will give him the tools necessary to overcome his prejudices and his fear of helplessness. Or at least that is what I imagine Ross would have said.
