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Bob Woodward: Insiders Call The White House 'Crazytown' 

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Bob Woodward's book 'Fear' paints the White House as a dysfunctional, off the rails disaster that Trump's own aides refer to as 'Crazytown.'
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Комментарии : 3,9 тыс.   
@Kasino80
@Kasino80 5 лет назад
Seth and Stephen are not allowed to take vacations at the same time. This has been a tough couple of weeks to get through. And I'm not even American.
@jimmorgan8688
@jimmorgan8688 5 лет назад
Kasino80 Yes, I agree and I'm English.
@chrissiek8706
@chrissiek8706 5 лет назад
Lets put that into the Constitution 😉
@flangekiwi
@flangekiwi 5 лет назад
This Kiwi agrees!👍🏽 Welcome back Mr Colbert 💓😁
@camelsh-t_on_the_walls446
@camelsh-t_on_the_walls446 5 лет назад
Kasino80 Haha! Yes, it's been a bit frustrating, this from a Norwegian. They deserved a vacation though (-but why at the same time..!?) .
@rosehill9537
@rosehill9537 5 лет назад
Im an aussie so 2 spills for pm trump and no seth n stephen....just no never again please God may it never happen Again!
@kimjongfun5427
@kimjongfun5427 5 лет назад
Brett Kavanaugh in 1990's: We should impeach the president for having an affair. Brett Kavanaugh in 2018: The president can not be indicted because he is literally above the law.
@toadjiang7626
@toadjiang7626 5 лет назад
That's why Trump picked him.
@truthtroll1273
@truthtroll1273 5 лет назад
Most absurd situation ever! In what reality does a subject who is part of a criminal investigation get to pick a judge who will be hearing his case? Trumpublicans are going too far!
@camelsh-t_on_the_walls446
@camelsh-t_on_the_walls446 5 лет назад
truth troll I've been saying the same. It is just too frigging crazy.
@truthtroll1273
@truthtroll1273 5 лет назад
@@camelsh-t_on_the_walls446 I know you have sister, I enjoy your posts! Keep it up my friend!
@camelsh-t_on_the_walls446
@camelsh-t_on_the_walls446 5 лет назад
truth troll Well thank you, I'm glad you do! And that'd be sister btw. ;)
@WendyBWilde
@WendyBWilde 5 лет назад
"FEAR - what Trump feels whenever he sees a book." ... What a great forshadow of the Queen's official gift to Trump (yes, a brilliantly chosen BOOK about WW2) when he was given a tour and dinner at the Palace but not invited to spend the night there as Obama and previous presidents had been. Fair play to the Queen!
@rosehill9537
@rosehill9537 4 года назад
The Queens use of gifts and brooches to throw shade is awesome ❤🇦🇺
@marshamariner7897
@marshamariner7897 2 года назад
I would hv LOVED to hv seen HM ❤️ put her foot to his fat behind when he walked in front of her inspecting their troops❤️🌹🇺🇸🇬🇧💖🦋
@azurebalmung4520
@azurebalmung4520 5 лет назад
"He doesn't seem to know much about the military." We kinda figured that when he tried to create a 'Space Force'.
@juanitajewett9706
@juanitajewett9706 5 лет назад
STEPHEN COLBERT PLEASE DONT EVER LEAVE FOR THAT LONG PERIOD OF TIME AGAIN..I WAS GOING THROUGH WITHDRAWAL......
@Callidous
@Callidous 5 лет назад
"This is the worst job I've ever had." - And he's been to war.
@liesbethdevries4986
@liesbethdevries4986 5 лет назад
Victims of narcissistic abuse have one issue in common: Complex-Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, that is not a disorder, but a syndrom that needs immense amount of time and effort to heal.
@saxyrep1
@saxyrep1 5 лет назад
Callidous "Yup, that's the worst job I ever had but I'm stayin' and I'll defend my boss anyway because (t)reasons ?" 🤣
@davidmulvihill8598
@davidmulvihill8598 5 лет назад
It is my belief that the General is staying on solely to help preserve our nation. I bet he hates the job, but he knows that he is the only sane person there. He is just trying to hold everything together.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад
Well, I guess he's in a war of a different kind; Trump versus reality.
@haywardbomaye52
@haywardbomaye52 5 лет назад
😂😂😂
@tyler4183
@tyler4183 5 лет назад
Saying trump has the understanding of a 5th or 6th grader is an insult to 5th or 6th graders
@michaelkcpa7080
@michaelkcpa7080 5 лет назад
Trump is awesome !!!
@molly8175
@molly8175 5 лет назад
Michael Kuzmits, CPA That is false !!!
@mellymel6543
@mellymel6543 5 лет назад
my son is 16 and much smarter than trump; he's more eloquent and grasps concepts, like trade deficits, much quicker than trump, who barely comprehended it even on the most rudimentary level.
@mellymel6543
@mellymel6543 5 лет назад
@@michaelkcpa7080 and no, trump is most emphatically NOT awesome, and I can give you 20 reasons why I, and most Americans, and people around the world feel that way.
@michaelkcpa7080
@michaelkcpa7080 5 лет назад
Trump 2020 !!! Low unemployment, Supreme Court Justices, Booming Stock Market, Border Security, Fewer Regulations, Coal/Oil/Gas Production, Jobs Jobs Jobs, Making America Great Again !!! socialist democrats move to Canada, plane fueled up...
@sareychim1655
@sareychim1655 5 лет назад
Thank you Mr. Colbert for bringing laughter into my life! LOVE your brilliant humor!
@petersleboda414
@petersleboda414 5 лет назад
So he disappears for awhile and comes back when evil is strong and the world needs him the most... he's Colbert the white now
@SDJMEfan12
@SDJMEfan12 5 лет назад
peter sleboda Stephan Gandalf
@lilydarkmoore8769
@lilydarkmoore8769 5 лет назад
YES YES YES! I LOVE this comment! Well done, Peter Sleboda!
@sdfkjgh
@sdfkjgh 5 лет назад
well, he's getting the beard for it. "His words are wise, his face is beard."
@dragonseye00
@dragonseye00 5 лет назад
Stephen Coldbeard
@zestroyerkelltron9858
@zestroyerkelltron9858 5 лет назад
peter sleboda I’m personally giving you the (totally not fictional) comment of the day award! 😂
@ashyslashy22
@ashyslashy22 5 лет назад
HE’S BACK! AND WITH A GLORIOUS BEARD!
@christophermichael8010
@christophermichael8010 5 лет назад
Boogie O'Winston Looks very funny! Not that I think it’s a Jon Stewart inspired one tho
@karengan6880
@karengan6880 5 лет назад
Haha. He looks different with a white beard
@andrewlyon4495
@andrewlyon4495 5 лет назад
Think he either needs to grow it out more or shave. Right now it's in a bit of a fuzzy uncanny valley.
@adamkay5795
@adamkay5795 5 лет назад
Well, it's a beard anyways.
@samiiomoro8855
@samiiomoro8855 5 лет назад
Nope the beard needs to go can't take you serious
@KevyWhit
@KevyWhit 5 лет назад
I thought Stephen lost a fight with a powdered donut.
@zehlua
@zehlua 5 лет назад
I still see that
@MinimalisticLifestyle333
@MinimalisticLifestyle333 5 лет назад
Kevin Whitter 😂😂😂
@mistihansen8265
@mistihansen8265 5 лет назад
😂
@abolishice591
@abolishice591 5 лет назад
Lmfao!
@hartcoronet9968
@hartcoronet9968 5 лет назад
I think he'd like that.
@ursschaffer2661
@ursschaffer2661 5 лет назад
Elect a clown and you'll get a circus!!
@moarsaur
@moarsaur 5 лет назад
Precisely what a lot of his voters wanted. They're hootin and hollerin down in the holler.
@yegfreethinker
@yegfreethinker 5 лет назад
Crude but accurate... smh
@tookitogo
@tookitogo 5 лет назад
Urs Schaffer Except that 3 million more Americans voted for Hillary than for Trump. He won simply because of the geographic distribution of the votes, not because it was the will of the American voter.
@cobrakai6209
@cobrakai6209 5 лет назад
Elect a clown and you get the horror show called “It”.
@TheBlazersfan22
@TheBlazersfan22 5 лет назад
there is a camper in B.C you can rent. with that sign and logo with trumps clownish face. you can drive across the u.s in it.
@TheRogueWolf
@TheRogueWolf 5 лет назад
I think we're well past "Crazytown" at this point. We're in Madtropolis.
@cainster
@cainster 5 лет назад
Population: one
@TooBadThatDidntKillMe
@TooBadThatDidntKillMe 5 лет назад
And patrolled by Stuporman.
@thacrypt223
@thacrypt223 5 лет назад
I had the shakes while you were gone. Constantly looking at my RU-vid feed to see any trace of this show, like a true addict. Never clicked anything on RU-vid this fast😁.
@saaras2329
@saaras2329 5 лет назад
SAME
@owingsmillss
@owingsmillss 5 лет назад
Me too
@karinbarger9192
@karinbarger9192 5 лет назад
Steven, you're on fire these last few years! You deserve that award and they had better give it to you! Thankyou for being back. You certainly earned and undoubtedly needed your vacation, but damn... we really, really missed you!!! 😘
@rainbowspirit3466
@rainbowspirit3466 5 лет назад
Steven you're the best and funniest😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣
@dumbraven7763
@dumbraven7763 5 лет назад
"Just the ones willing to work for YOU." Very powerful statement but uh that voice drop? Very nice
@rafatmohammed6897
@rafatmohammed6897 5 лет назад
How weird is it that I missed this guy more than I'd miss my friends' absence?
@dealwithit6909
@dealwithit6909 5 лет назад
Go outside buddy, you will be ok.
@wendyp8488
@wendyp8488 5 лет назад
Mohammed Rafat - me too!
@aavashsubedi2199
@aavashsubedi2199 5 лет назад
Please help non-native English speakers. Please help to enable (auto translated) english subtitles in all of his videos, it will be greatly appreciated.
@MrPaco342
@MrPaco342 5 лет назад
Because your friends suck
@tugroti66
@tugroti66 5 лет назад
Your friends don't keep you sane during the batshittiest craziest period of our lifetime... atleast mine don't anyway...
@rammsteinrulz16
@rammsteinrulz16 5 лет назад
The 2020's are going to be good to Colbert
@annd5084
@annd5084 5 лет назад
Oh thank god you're back Steven!!!🙏🙏🙏😘
@thatsathingrebekah
@thatsathingrebekah 5 лет назад
Oh thank God you're back. 😩
@rabindergangapersad3665
@rabindergangapersad3665 5 лет назад
Rebekah Lynne indeed!!!
@kimberlys8422
@kimberlys8422 5 лет назад
WE NEED HIM.
@rgwak
@rgwak 5 лет назад
Stephen and then Seth...looks like I'll be up late tonight!
@Karlettastar
@Karlettastar 5 лет назад
Yaaaaahhhh, the crowd roars!
@kimberlys8422
@kimberlys8422 5 лет назад
True that
@lostbutfreesoul
@lostbutfreesoul 5 лет назад
Let us do some basic math: 42,000 pages over 15 hours is 2,800 pages an hour 2,800 pages an hour is 46 and 2/3rds every minute 46 and 2/3 pages is just a little over 3/4 of a page every second So the majority can read roughly 1 page every second, and constantly holding this rate for the entire 15 hours... then also appear bathed, dressed and well rested for someone claiming this marvelous feat of mental endurance. I am just disgusted that they insult our intelligence like this.
@calisahardy4845
@calisahardy4845 5 лет назад
Oh please... these are the best of the best, the brightest of the brightest. It could be done...lol
@CoolChick007
@CoolChick007 5 лет назад
I've missed you Stephen Colbert.
@kristianjohansson3197
@kristianjohansson3197 5 лет назад
"Helter Skelter, little piggies!" oh god I'm laughing so hard
@sbwan
@sbwan 5 лет назад
He left as Stephen The Grey and returned Stephen The White #Colbeard #LordOfLateNight
@edc8657
@edc8657 5 лет назад
👏👏👏
@Karlettastar
@Karlettastar 5 лет назад
😍
@SuperBram77
@SuperBram77 5 лет назад
The best comment so far, imo👍
@thathobbitlife
@thathobbitlife 5 лет назад
Love it
@sonyahannah
@sonyahannah 5 лет назад
FOX, your staff is broken.
@shotjohnny
@shotjohnny 5 лет назад
This video was posted 5 minutes ago and has already more than 2500 views. Naw, Stephen ... we didn't miss you at all. 😂😂😂
@johnvoyce
@johnvoyce 5 лет назад
Thank God Stephen is back. I thought I was going insane. Never go away again.
@SunWarrior155
@SunWarrior155 5 лет назад
Yayy!! Stephen's back! 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️
@PGMACAWALANG
@PGMACAWALANG 5 лет назад
Yaaaaaassss, you're back. Please don't go away so long again, ever! Greetz from the Netherlands.
@richardh.christiansen8563
@richardh.christiansen8563 5 лет назад
Niet leuk
@civil_villain
@civil_villain 5 лет назад
You know it's bad when a career military man who's seen combat thinks working for Trump is the worst job he's ever had...
@theColJessep
@theColJessep 5 лет назад
Well, at least in combat it's fair to assume that the guys on your own team won't stab you in the back.
@arielsteinsaltz1956
@arielsteinsaltz1956 5 лет назад
At least then he was doing good things for America
@veganpotterthevegan
@veganpotterthevegan 5 лет назад
@@theColJessep They'd be stabbing the country in the back if they didn't stab Trump in the back.
@xy6845
@xy6845 5 лет назад
As if we wouldn't already have a ton of reasons to know it's very bad....
@ammaleslie509
@ammaleslie509 6 месяцев назад
That little bit of "Backstabbers" that Jon Batiste plays at 1:53... Makes me miss him so much...!
@johnmoldoch3127
@johnmoldoch3127 5 лет назад
Ernest Hemingway of 140 characters? He's not even the Ernest P. Warrel of 140 characters.
@marshamariner7897
@marshamariner7897 2 года назад
Does the Dumpty even know who Hemingway is??
@ascianabdool705
@ascianabdool705 5 лет назад
May I be the 31st person so far to say, Welcome back Colbeard!
@annek1226
@annek1226 5 лет назад
Aadam Abdool LoL! Good one!
@johan.ohgren
@johan.ohgren 5 лет назад
I thought I was hallucinating that beard😂
@shaneicea
@shaneicea 5 лет назад
Stephen your back... We missed you 😘. Now don't ever leave us like that again as long as Agent Orange is in office!!!
@SA-ww1ge
@SA-ww1ge 5 лет назад
Missed you terribly! I’m so happy & relieved your back!
@ermelindaconceicao1983
@ermelindaconceicao1983 5 лет назад
Stephen, you are the best!😂😂😂😂
@truthtroll1273
@truthtroll1273 5 лет назад
So much news, so little time dot dot dot dot dot dot. Don't ever leave us in times like these again! Missed ya!
@freema9246
@freema9246 5 лет назад
dot dot
@truthtroll1273
@truthtroll1273 5 лет назад
@@freema9246 god I missed that! Lol
@KikiLivesInMe
@KikiLivesInMe 5 лет назад
“We’re in crazytown!”
@firesign4297
@firesign4297 5 лет назад
That should have been the name of the book!!!😁😁😁
@MJordangame6
@MJordangame6 5 лет назад
Shit - My eye’s burning! We are 😔
@placitas52
@placitas52 5 лет назад
Great having you back! You make the news bearable
@theevildrummingsithlord1492
@theevildrummingsithlord1492 5 лет назад
My new favorite insult: "You are out of order; I'll proceed"
@mingfanzhang8927
@mingfanzhang8927 2 года назад
Same
@saturnchicvt
@saturnchicvt 5 лет назад
Anyone notice that grassley talked over and ignored women but let Leahy talk uninterrupted?
@smileeysface
@smileeysface 5 лет назад
YES!
@rebeccatreeseed410
@rebeccatreeseed410 5 лет назад
yes
@paulinechapman9319
@paulinechapman9319 3 года назад
saturnchicvt but that’s what swine do when bolting for the trough.. 🇨🇦🇨🇦
@anhedonicauthor
@anhedonicauthor 5 лет назад
Stephen, where have you been? I've missed you so much! 😭😭😭😭😭
@NarturArkano
@NarturArkano 5 лет назад
He always goes on vacation during the "slow news period" at the end of August. The last couple years have put the lie to that part in quotes, though. I've wondered about his take on a few things that happened recently, but no Colbert was available for comment.
@TheGrimjerk
@TheGrimjerk 5 лет назад
Notice Grassley didn't talk over Leahy, just to women Senetors.
@davewade2041
@davewade2041 5 лет назад
Yes I definitely noticed. Super OLD RICH WHITE POS men do that ALOT. VOTE the fvkkkers OUT.
@melaniejanson2145
@melaniejanson2145 5 лет назад
Not just that, but he didn't even acknowledge that they were speaking at all. Only stopped when the men piped up, in fact, the protesters CHEERED when the man spoke. I think that was because they knew they all would only be listened to then, and that's exactly what happened.
@rhmayer1
@rhmayer1 5 лет назад
Yes, he was slightly more polite to the men. Like during Corey Booker's talking, Grassley exhibited schizophrenic behavior by being silent to allow Corey to speak (though never looking at him; couldn't show any outward recognition of him) while simultaneously and continuously slowly banging his gavel, on and on, while Booker continued speaking. Not really shutting Booker down, but not really letting him speak, either. Or maybe intentionally letting him speak but obscuring what was being said by creating distracting noise. I've never seen anything like it. The level of Republican corruption is treasonous in my book. When they intentionally prevent congressmen/women to perform their advice and consent role that is CALLED FOR in the Constitution, then they are violating their oath to uphold the Constitution - blatantly, for all to see. They are Constitutional scofflaws. At this level this is treason. They are not governing based on MY country's governing rules and procedures. They should be arrested and forfeit their seats in office.
@Mycactus2611
@Mycactus2611 5 лет назад
Thank god I’m not the only one who’s missed You as much as I have. It’s been horrible without you :( I watch your videos when I’m winding down. So happy you’re back!
@thomasridley8675
@thomasridley8675 5 лет назад
Crazytown ! Gee thats being very generous. We should hang sign out front "Home for the criminally insane. Working here can cause the death of your future job opportunities ".
@GreenDragon11
@GreenDragon11 5 лет назад
So Good!!! :)
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 5 лет назад
Shhh... Nobody tell Donnie how Hemingway ended up...
@pschroeter1
@pschroeter1 5 лет назад
Give us time to read the documents now or they get leaked to the press later.
@addie_is_me
@addie_is_me 5 лет назад
Trump has heard of Hemingway? I’m not feeling that.
@lkvideos7181
@lkvideos7181 5 лет назад
Hearing something once and actualy knowing are two entirely different things ^^
@mduckernz
@mduckernz 5 лет назад
@@lkvideos7181 Probably just aware that he wrote bigly poetry... or one of his staffers was, anyway.
@karinbarger9192
@karinbarger9192 5 лет назад
We're talking about the guy who thought that the National Enquirer should get a Pulitzer. Such an absolute moron.
@canmield1609
@canmield1609 5 лет назад
He’s clearly only heard the name because saying he’s the Hemingway of Twitter makes as much sense as being the Einstein of Calculator.
@writerconsidered
@writerconsidered 5 лет назад
Bigly poetry? Have you ever read Hemingway? He was a novelist. Unless I'm unaware of some obscure Hemingway poetry book, to the best of my knowledge he never wrote poetry. His writing had a poetic flare but that's not the same as poetry.
@alphamaledriveshard
@alphamaledriveshard 5 лет назад
THE COLBEARD IS BACK!!! YEEEEAAAAHHH!
@freaaa1
@freaaa1 5 лет назад
im old enough to remember the GOP raising holy hell about having to read a mere 2000 page health care bill.
@trueredexe
@trueredexe 5 лет назад
We are old heads now, bro. Also, they say bro now... Yea, they say bro now...
@ErroneousMonk1
@ErroneousMonk1 5 лет назад
What does that have to do with the Democrats requesting documents and not being happy with the 450,000+ pages they received and asking for more as a stall tactic? Some of us are also old enough to remember Nancy P saying "We have to pass the bill in order to know what's in it." And some of us are informed enough to know that the Democrats had been playing around with the bill behind closed doors and gave the Republicans a very limited amount of time to read the final draft with all the Democrats' amendments in it. And it's been reported that the Republicans had about 15 lawyers reviewing the released documents this past weekend while the Democrats had... none. This is a show for their base and that's it. They know they can't do any more to block Kavanaugh than they could do with Gorsuch. Move out.
@nygma619
@nygma619 5 лет назад
@@ErroneousMonk1 lawyers are not voting. The health care bill was worked on for over a year.
@ErroneousMonk1
@ErroneousMonk1 5 лет назад
nygma619 No, lawyers are not voting. What's your point? You think the senators read everything that comes across their desk? No, they send their aides and others to review documents. www.washingtonpost.com/news/fact-checker/wp/2017/06/22/history-lesson-how-the-democrats-pushed-obamacare-through-the-senate/?.a4fb3eaa68fd
@TheSmeik
@TheSmeik 5 лет назад
This is history. Today there is only the government of Putin, that is the „GOP“
@phyllissteging6423
@phyllissteging6423 5 лет назад
We need to stop kavanaught. Well be stuck with him for 40 years!!!!!!!!
@sebastianduran2022
@sebastianduran2022 5 лет назад
Phyllis Steging I think judges, even though they typically serve for life, can actually be impeached, so if we get a competent congress this year maybe we can get him out before he does too much damage.
@PG-wz7by
@PG-wz7by 5 лет назад
He can be impeached :)
@gorkskoal9315
@gorkskoal9315 5 лет назад
And Rosevelt (Infamously) decided just to get his friends appointed judges. Much to the 30's equivilant of a facepalm...I think you can thank him for why (technically) they need to be confirmed now...he didn't bother. Haris could probably to do the same---appoint a shit ton of nominees that have to be considered as well. Make them all anything but white and that asshole will keel over.
@MarianDouglasUngaro
@MarianDouglasUngaro 5 лет назад
Kavanaugh’s liver might offer a different “prediction.”
@albertelnen4995
@albertelnen4995 5 лет назад
More like 30, but even so you do have a point.
@DragAmiot
@DragAmiot 5 лет назад
One of the best Stephen Colbert ever.
@thepotato9541
@thepotato9541 5 лет назад
THE LATE NIGHT HOSTS ARE FINALLY BACK!!!! i missed you guys so much >_
@spammyhell6566
@spammyhell6566 5 лет назад
+The Potato ~ I do wish they at least wouldn't always take the same time off. Have some pity, guys, stagger it, someone should be on-call at all times! :O)
@nikobatallones
@nikobatallones 5 лет назад
Nah, this isn't Colbert. I mean, this guy has a beard -- it has to be an impostor!
@cctomcat321
@cctomcat321 5 лет назад
Jon Stewart called.. he wants his stress beard back.
@katjames2545
@katjames2545 5 лет назад
😂😂😂
@RWAsur
@RWAsur 5 лет назад
that's what I was thinking too
@smiller2044
@smiller2044 5 лет назад
🤣
@uknownfool1731
@uknownfool1731 5 лет назад
I don't know if I should say "it's so funny it makes me sad" or "it's so sad it makes me laugh"
@Eric-vg1fl
@Eric-vg1fl 5 лет назад
Yes
@machetecockatoo6549
@machetecockatoo6549 5 лет назад
I usually say, "I'm gonna laugh instead of cry, mmkay?" LOL...sigh.
@xSUBIACOx
@xSUBIACOx 5 лет назад
"The big, orange baby cager!"
@brittanypadgett7947
@brittanypadgett7947 5 лет назад
I'm so glad The Late Show is back! I can't tell you how rough these past two weeks have been without Stephen's humor to keep this administration from driving me absolutely bonkers. I need all the laughs I get during this troublesome time.
@curryboi93
@curryboi93 5 лет назад
Brittany Padgett he went on vacation during two crazy weeks..he would have had so much material. What a shame.
@tammytruthout8465
@tammytruthout8465 5 лет назад
@@curryboi93, maybe through the week he can catch up. It'll be almost as tough as Congress having to wade through over 100,000 documents to get kavenau confirmed. Let's hope it takes them over 2 months😀
@brittanypadgett7947
@brittanypadgett7947 5 лет назад
@@curryboi93 Agreed. But with this administration, I don't think they'll ever be lacking material.
@brittanypadgett7947
@brittanypadgett7947 5 лет назад
@@tammytruthout8465 My fingers are crossed.🤞🤞🤞
@pop5678eye
@pop5678eye 5 лет назад
When Obamacare was first submitted to Congress the GOP complained of lack of transparency and 'rushing through' a 9000 page document in six months of multiple congressional and public hearings... And I agree, that's rushing such a large document through. Now about 42000 pages overnight, what should we call that then...
@youtuberdude7991
@youtuberdude7991 5 лет назад
Good thing No one read Obama Care before it passed. What wonderful things it has done. (Sarcasm)
@grievingmom
@grievingmom 5 лет назад
what is "Saracism"? people who hate Saras?
@nerowolfe736
@nerowolfe736 5 лет назад
@Jehovah - Me, I'd start looking in the basement of every pizza parlor in the country. Lotta stuff goin' down in there, I hear...
@Lafemmefutile
@Lafemmefutile 5 лет назад
Jehovah Right, those death panels ended up being your insurer and your hospital deciding you don’t get treatment because you can’t pay. That freedom taste...
@Jonnyg325
@Jonnyg325 5 лет назад
We call that correct because there is no need to question the choice of REPUBLICAN GOD DONALD J TRUMP THE FIRST GOD EMPEROR. /s
@joesdi
@joesdi 5 лет назад
I've missed you so much, I was in the Netherlands last week and I kept noting the name "COLBERT" on shops' windows. 😘🤩
@rimbluebooks
@rimbluebooks 5 лет назад
Stephen with a beard is *HOT* it's like he's going fishing after the segment 😂❤
@ELPRES1DENTE45
@ELPRES1DENTE45 5 лет назад
Isn't a zoo without walls called 'the jungle?'
@MLIOGJXNUYAT
@MLIOGJXNUYAT 5 лет назад
42,000 pages -- not just read but analyzed, annotated, and indexed for reference during the hearings -- in 15 hours is 2,800 per hour. IF you have a KNOWLEDGEABLE staff of 100 (EXTREMELY unlikely) that's still just over 2 minutes per page. Grassley is full of it.
@kwabenatree
@kwabenatree 5 лет назад
And you point is? if the your staff read the 42,000 pages and you dont read it half of it you are still dead in the water. Look at Trump empty glass the staff read it and he is useless
@jsmcguireIII
@jsmcguireIII 5 лет назад
When they were in 5th grade, both my sons were way more educated, articulate and qualified to be POTUS than Trump.
@TF2CrunchyFrog
@TF2CrunchyFrog 5 лет назад
By this point, I'm convinced Trump is suffering from dementia, so that his self-control goes out the window and all his nasty mean character flaws he's had all his life can't be hidden anymore behind smooth talk and money.
@bobschmengle6259
@bobschmengle6259 5 лет назад
timber_beast Please...
@jsmcguireIII
@jsmcguireIII 5 лет назад
No Bob - they have their own careers now and are not interested in running for any political offices.
@bobschmengle6259
@bobschmengle6259 5 лет назад
timber_beast you are funny
@josianneash4553
@josianneash4553 4 года назад
timber_beast Hey let them run for office we need some intelligent kids to fix what Trump has fuc..ed up.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@stevemann8374
@stevemann8374 5 лет назад
Steven, thank you! Gone for weeks and still didn't miss a beat.
@paulkruse9004
@paulkruse9004 5 лет назад
Stephen, don't ever leave us for 19 days again! We can't handle the Orange Buffoonery alone!
@deb3885
@deb3885 5 лет назад
🤣😂
@stabmejorge708
@stabmejorge708 5 лет назад
How dare u Stephen...😟 Like the beard though...😊
@stickursor8657
@stickursor8657 5 лет назад
There is always Jon Stewart and Trevor Noah.
@depressedgaysassyitalianre5748
stabme jorge I want him to scruff his beard on all my privates
@stilettosnthaghetto6997
@stilettosnthaghetto6997 5 лет назад
Stickursor right that’s what I was going to say
@mercuriology45
@mercuriology45 5 лет назад
God im not even American but sure do i love this man
@lemonielala3080
@lemonielala3080 5 лет назад
I'm in Finland. And LOVE Colbert! ❤
@doreenmorgan7000
@doreenmorgan7000 5 лет назад
Love him from Jamaica - beard looks good!
@Baritone45
@Baritone45 5 лет назад
Dowd and Sekulow: "Trump can't possibly testify because he is incapable of telling the truth."
@KevinP32270
@KevinP32270 5 лет назад
That shocked me.
@rileylittleraven
@rileylittleraven 3 года назад
The giggle test remark (while being extremely accurate, mind you) by the Vermont Senator confirmed my impression of niceness/kindness when I saw his picture. Even in the most dire times, a little comic relief can make a difference!
@maxcovfefe
@maxcovfefe 5 лет назад
"Moral courage is the most valuable and usually the most absent characteristic in men." -- General Patton "Peace and justice are two sides of the same coin." -- General (President) Eisenhower "Never give an order that can't be obeyed." -- General MacArthur "I don't even know why any of us is here. This is the worst job I ever had." -- General Kelly
@nygma619
@nygma619 5 лет назад
I'm stealing this.
@asusmctablet9180
@asusmctablet9180 5 лет назад
Yeah, well, they were all libby-libs.
@bunzeebear2973
@bunzeebear2973 5 лет назад
Why do we let in people from $hithole countries? Donald J. Trump Who knew HealthCare could be so complicated? Donald J. Trump I gave myself a tax break & it hurts me so much.Donald J. Trump believe you me I only hire the BEST people Donald J. Trump .... ...... ... ..... ..........? Donald J. Trump
@chongmcafee3799
@chongmcafee3799 5 лет назад
Welcome back!!! I can breathe sigh of relief now..
@lemonielala3080
@lemonielala3080 4 года назад
I have ro return to these old clips every now and then, when the longing for the Colbeard gets too heavy. ❤🎅
@danielgregory3295
@danielgregory3295 2 года назад
And he's back tonight!!😁😁🇺🇸
@jordanhenderson985
@jordanhenderson985 5 лет назад
Missed you so much!! glad you're back!!
@Patrick-jj5nh
@Patrick-jj5nh 5 лет назад
Somebody call animal control... there's a silver fox on the loose!
@hoochfroosch6281
@hoochfroosch6281 5 лет назад
silver fox is overstatement. it's a fat walrus!
@henryfoolman7
@henryfoolman7 5 лет назад
Don't mess with us !
@elizabethfitzsimmons6495
@elizabethfitzsimmons6495 5 лет назад
Pat H q
@Kermit_T_Frog
@Kermit_T_Frog 5 лет назад
I was thinking Trump, but I suppose by "silver fox" he is referring to Colbert's beard stubble.
@judioregan4210
@judioregan4210 5 лет назад
Hooch Froosch - there's nothing fat about Colbert. What the hell are you blathering on about? Did you have to quickly send any old bullshit before mommy caught you using her laptop again?
@VictorArielHermosaRiveros
@VictorArielHermosaRiveros 5 лет назад
You guys can't leave us all at the same time!!!
@mj-f7135
@mj-f7135 3 года назад
His lawyer says he can't testify because he can't tell the truth.
@dirtyreddgray8275
@dirtyreddgray8275 5 лет назад
Man you have always the truth.great job
@sweepingtime
@sweepingtime 5 лет назад
Oh no, Stephen Colbert is mutating into Jon Stewart!
@musicalneptunian
@musicalneptunian 5 лет назад
David Letterman! ;)
@BlindCap
@BlindCap 5 лет назад
*Evolving
@flangekiwi
@flangekiwi 5 лет назад
ROFL 😂😂😂
@Stephensofceea
@Stephensofceea 5 лет назад
Stole the words out of my mouth
@MrPsychosheep
@MrPsychosheep 5 лет назад
do you perhaps mean oh yes?
@junitreeeee
@junitreeeee 5 лет назад
Colbert is the best
@mjw12345
@mjw12345 5 лет назад
I think he was rather imbecilic tonight and he's going downhill fast! Note, I say this as a fervent Colbert fan!
@mrb6206
@mrb6206 5 лет назад
@sbranagh1 obvious bot is obvious
@junitreeeee
@junitreeeee 5 лет назад
Agreed
@stevenvanhulle7242
@stevenvanhulle7242 5 лет назад
Tiel - Stating the obvious?
@mjw12345
@mjw12345 5 лет назад
I kind of got a laugh at being called a "bot"! I am rather far to the left and would love if we had an opportunity where we could offer Trump and his 2 hideous older sons in an exchange with ISIS for the release of a hostage! My comment related solely to rather recent decline in the humor quotient on Colbert (Meyers, I find excellent and consistent). Hopefully, it's due to Colbert's writers being on vacation.
@tselengbotlhole750
@tselengbotlhole750 5 лет назад
The giggle test 🤣🤣🤣
@carolw5290
@carolw5290 5 лет назад
Mount Gay rum den!!! Hope you enjoyed yours Stephen. Barbadians are always happy to share!
@LifewithMJvlog
@LifewithMJvlog 5 лет назад
Ahhhh !! God ..How I missed Colbert !!!
@mmmhorsesteaks
@mmmhorsesteaks 5 лет назад
Colbeard?
@dhawk718
@dhawk718 5 лет назад
I'm jealous.....You are beautiful. Lol
@rahilkhan421
@rahilkhan421 5 лет назад
Stephen please don't leave us for so long ☹️, but I'm glad you're back 😍
@nelleo2507
@nelleo2507 5 лет назад
Yeesssss!!!!!! Colbert is back!!!!!!! Missed you guys!!! 💕
@DeeDee97916
@DeeDee97916 5 лет назад
Sooo glad to have Stephen back!! Missed his Trump impersonation. Gets me everytime?! 👍🏻🤣😆😂
@charlenebearden6747
@charlenebearden6747 5 лет назад
Missed you! Nothing was making sense!!
@joandufault6537
@joandufault6537 5 лет назад
Stephen!!!!I missed you so much!!!
@m.c.5795
@m.c.5795 5 лет назад
I LOVE the beard, Stephen. I know others are knocking it but I love it. Foxy and distinguished. 😍💙
@Valentinathevamp
@Valentinathevamp 4 года назад
Madame Chairwoman Very❤️
@augustinejoseph4035
@augustinejoseph4035 5 лет назад
ColBeard needs to become a thing! ColBeard is the man!
@ladyofmanycolors697
@ladyofmanycolors697 5 лет назад
Too much of an incompetent and liar to get through testifying but good enough to be the President of the United States of America? Things need to change!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@kfong7955
@kfong7955 5 лет назад
Comparing Trump to a 5th or 6th grader...what an insult 5th and 6th graders
@sdgdhpmbp
@sdgdhpmbp 5 лет назад
This isn't hyperbole, neither. Think back to when you were in 5th grade. Maybe you weren't the brightest but even you knew better.
@QueenBee-gx4rp
@QueenBee-gx4rp 5 лет назад
borot man How true.
@coolwater55
@coolwater55 5 лет назад
Thinking the same thing..
@maddooggg
@maddooggg 5 лет назад
oh look ...! a triggered libtarded and proud assclown.. youre a big baby with your constant whining bitching complaining. Finally a winner in the White House..unlike previous admin joker who was clueless.
@plaidpanda
@plaidpanda 5 лет назад
@@maddooggg How quaint. You are adorable.
@paulenemaehinds9848
@paulenemaehinds9848 5 лет назад
So glad you are back. Missed you.
@hoangle9263
@hoangle9263 5 лет назад
15 hours equal to 54000 seconds for finish reading 42000 pages books. Wow. Chuck grassley nailed it, less than 2 second to read a page. Totally legit fact coming out of that mouth.
@nerowolfe736
@nerowolfe736 5 лет назад
When you don't need to comprehend any of the words it goes quicker.
@R3lay0
@R3lay0 5 лет назад
To be fair 1.28 seconds are easily enough to flip a page!
@mlghelp2day
@mlghelp2day 5 лет назад
Steeeeeve! WELCOME BACK! You were gone too long.😓 You grew a white beard, while my head grew 10 grey hairs!😨 Its been soooo stressful without you.😞So HAPPY you're back now!💖💖💖☺☺☺
@X-Factor-22
@X-Factor-22 5 лет назад
MLG HELP I think it’s been a rough 2rys for all of us! My beard was grey, but now it’s white🙁
@mlghelp2day
@mlghelp2day 5 лет назад
@@X-Factor-22 Hahaha....ohhhh sorry to hear that. It really has been a NIGHTMARE for all of us😒
@X-Factor-22
@X-Factor-22 5 лет назад
MLG HELP Yeah, despite the dark days ahead, I see light at the end of the tunnel! Thank goodness for Steven and others like him because these last two years feel like dog years 😂
@AngelQM
@AngelQM 5 лет назад
YAY!!Vacation OVER!! Do not EVER do that to us again Stephen Colbert!!
@kristalraquel551
@kristalraquel551 5 лет назад
How we as a society have entertained this bullshit for 2 years and continue to suffer through it, is beyond comprehension.
@mauricewilsondaddybob1307
@mauricewilsondaddybob1307 5 лет назад
Yep the illegals don't like it lol
@mellymel6543
@mellymel6543 5 лет назад
@Force136 SEAC really? then why are you here?
@mellymel6543
@mellymel6543 5 лет назад
@Force136 SEAC lol...first you're all ya, he's a twat...and then you come out with this pretentious bullshit and sound slightly unhinged, referring to the left as your 'enemy'...why would that be, because we want everyone to have access to healthcare, an education, and clean drinking water?
@Sara-wj7dr
@Sara-wj7dr 5 лет назад
He's back baby!!!!!!!! Soooooo glad that you and your beard are back Stephen!!! It's been a dark place without your perspective to make me laugh at all the crazy shite going on. 🤗😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@michaelkcpa7080
@michaelkcpa7080 5 лет назад
Trump is awesome!!! Low unemployment and fewer regulations...
@bird271828
@bird271828 5 лет назад
Stephen, as long as Trump is in office, please don't take any breaks.
@sdgdhpmbp
@sdgdhpmbp 5 лет назад
But we'll kill him if he doesn't!
@TheSFMCreators
@TheSFMCreators 5 лет назад
As long as Trump is in office, he should not shave/trim his beard
@alondathomas293
@alondathomas293 5 лет назад
He needs the break so that he and his writers can come up with fresh new ways to slam trumpf on the regular. They needs vacations just like anyone else to do that,lol.
@RileyJSW
@RileyJSW 5 лет назад
Mac Doodles Damn that'll be a long ass beard. 6 years worth
@davidburke3802
@davidburke3802 5 лет назад
Riley B no... guy is splitting at the seams. Won’t make it. Disaster presidency imploding...
@fionatanzer5270
@fionatanzer5270 5 лет назад
42000 documents in 15 hours means that they had to read over 46 documents per minute, non-stop. So in order just to read the documents, let alone do any analysis of what they were reading, they would need a staff of 46 to read non-stop for 15 hours at the rate of one document per minute; or a staff of 460 to read non-stop for 15 hours to allow 10 minutes per document. And even that is stretching it.
@lilydarkmoore8769
@lilydarkmoore8769 5 лет назад
No, that idiot Chuck Grassley CLAIMED ON VIDEO that the Republicans had, overnight, not only read all 42,000 documents but had time enough to write reports on them all AND the Republican Senate Judiciary Committee members had time AFTER all those to read those reports. That was his CLAIM which is an obvious and outright lie.
@deraldplater5587
@deraldplater5587 5 лет назад
Robin: Holy math batman! Batman: To the batmoblie! Robin: why batman? batman: I have a built-in calculator!
@ultimomos5918
@ultimomos5918 5 лет назад
If so, can we see those reports? Should be hilarious
@nicolebrown1927
@nicolebrown1927 5 лет назад
YASSSSS Colbert is back!!!!! I was going thru Colbert withdrawals. Wonderful to him back!🤗🤗🤗🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸!!!!
@d.wright6635
@d.wright6635 5 лет назад
So happy I live in Canada!! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
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