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Mark and Jeremy know one or two things about love. But only one or two things. They know a lot more about how to mess it up. Watch all the loveliest moments from one of the most heart-wrenching sitcoms there's ever been.
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@D-FENS33
@D-FENS33 5 лет назад
“That’s like firing first in a duel. If you miss, you’re fucked” about sums up Mark’s attitude to life
@farmageddonfuul4789
@farmageddonfuul4789 5 лет назад
"Im kinda like a blind eunuch, looking at a painting" "ok fair enough"
@timpyrules
@timpyrules 3 года назад
How can you quote something without adding a timestamp
@Dufffaaa93
@Dufffaaa93 5 лет назад
I'm also in love with Big Suze.
@daniel30000i
@daniel30000i 5 лет назад
Who isn't
@T91here
@T91here 4 года назад
Dan Lloyd Johnson isn’t, not anymore
@lolus8974
@lolus8974 4 года назад
You can’t be in love with her she’s full.
@Talisman09
@Talisman09 4 года назад
Elena is ridiculous. Nancy and suze look very average next to her
@ElinorMahoney
@ElinorMahoney 4 года назад
She’s so adorable 😭
@EditedAF987
@EditedAF987 4 года назад
13:04, the fact that Suze actually looks kinda saddened by Mark’s answer makes it all the more tragic
@windmill563
@windmill563 4 года назад
No one wants a happy ending
@ozieikram2511
@ozieikram2511 4 года назад
I don’t mind him eventually being heart broken by big sus but I defo wanted him to get in there and take that moment. We’ve all had those times where we were friend zoned but had that moment with someone mint and possibly out of our league, although I don’t necessarily believe in that concept of someone being out of someone’s league but then we somehow have that moment where the stars align and we can break the friend zone and actually get in there and we blow it for whatever reason but mostly because we don’t have the guts to spot the moment or follow through if we do and take the one of opportunity when it unexpected arrives. I kind of wanted him to do it for me and for all of us who have experienced that. What happened after could have been a disaster, which with mark would defo be the case but I defo wanted a happy ending for that moment/episode.
@LuisCarruthers
@LuisCarruthers 4 года назад
I find this part absolutely agonising.
@theQuestion626
@theQuestion626 4 года назад
I’m not so sure. I think she looked almost relieved that he said no.
@ClaraFinn
@ClaraFinn 4 года назад
Suze wasn’t into Mark in that way. She was sad because they’d recently become good friends and he just insulted her, not because he didn’t love her.
@alvaroalejandrollanos9139
@alvaroalejandrollanos9139 4 года назад
"Who am I to speak? Who are you to listen?" Jez's thinking skills are too advanced for modern society
@t.c.4321
@t.c.4321 3 года назад
I miss watching every episode for the first time.
@gordonferrar7782
@gordonferrar7782 2 года назад
And me. Nothing close to Peep Show.
@TheGreatGodPan
@TheGreatGodPan Год назад
Few things match the hilarity of seeing him use a cafetiere for the first time
@adamcjohns88
@adamcjohns88 5 лет назад
Who am I to speak? Who are you to listen?
@harrynelson9203
@harrynelson9203 4 года назад
I need to put this on a T-shirt
@DrizzyDrayg
@DrizzyDrayg 5 лет назад
Norwich ain’t gonna win the league but they still show up every week don’t they
@velmavlogs7693
@velmavlogs7693 5 лет назад
Liberz the pricks.
@micr0771
@micr0771 4 года назад
That aged badly
@mileshicks8996
@mileshicks8996 4 года назад
@@micr0771 He was talking about the premier league, which they will never win.
@chronicdazzle5613
@chronicdazzle5613 4 года назад
Miles Hicks Don’t know about that 🇫🇮🔥
@closethedoornow7538
@closethedoornow7538 4 года назад
They just beat man city
@JenandTonic95
@JenandTonic95 4 года назад
Everything's turned from gold... into SHiiiT
@oliverfinnegan3395
@oliverfinnegan3395 3 года назад
Robert Webb is such a good actor
@ImVicBlanco
@ImVicBlanco 5 лет назад
11:27 "oh jesus he's gonna say he loves me...........apology accepted" hilarious
@imadrifter
@imadrifter 4 года назад
Swastika Love
@smileyparto
@smileyparto 4 года назад
A zip here...
@floydpinkerton1703
@floydpinkerton1703 4 года назад
Nazi love. I'm a nutter!
@matthewcody1757
@matthewcody1757 4 года назад
We are all in love with big Suze..
@tcaudiobooks737
@tcaudiobooks737 2 года назад
8:29 Funny how his crying face is almost the same as his job interview face.
@peterohanraha-hanrahan3022
@peterohanraha-hanrahan3022 5 лет назад
Oh, sure... And I suppose that's the reason why you wrote her name on EVERY SINGLE EGG UNDER THE WORD BIRD!
@simoncianci1728
@simoncianci1728 4 года назад
13:53 I can never get enough of this scene, it's one of the absolute best moments of the entire series
@Loctorak
@Loctorak 10 месяцев назад
Same 😂 my favourite moment in the whole series, just the face Jez is pulling and how he says "oh f***!" Gets me every time
@doovbaloevera1430
@doovbaloevera1430 4 года назад
Jeremy's impromptu speeches are the best.
@heraclitus4884
@heraclitus4884 4 года назад
The fact that most of these clips are even funnier within the context of the scene and episode as a whole just goes to show how good the show is
@jackhodgkinsontv2308
@jackhodgkinsontv2308 3 года назад
I literally just realised the kids at super Hans wedding are the twins the fucking twins
@thomasmahoney4991
@thomasmahoney4991 3 года назад
Orange can be forgiven now they haven't wiped the Twins
@chris1232123
@chris1232123 Год назад
Pair of eighters
@Loctorak
@Loctorak 10 месяцев назад
Bloody love those two...
@nom5358
@nom5358 5 лет назад
Alright, huge compatibility on the bee issue there...
@mrmanatee
@mrmanatee 3 года назад
@12:05 holy shit are those the bloody twins???
@emanueleg.4651
@emanueleg.4651 5 лет назад
This is such a mess... IT'S FANTASTIC!
@cinilaknedalm
@cinilaknedalm Год назад
"You work out who you like best, and then pretend you don't like anyone else" HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@robysword12
@robysword12 4 года назад
Big Suze did NOT deserve that
@telecasteredtodeath
@telecasteredtodeath 2 года назад
Work out who you like best and you pretend you don't like anyone else, yep, that's love!
@Dreamskater100
@Dreamskater100 Год назад
'It's ok. Everyone says it (I love you) I say I love my Broadband provider'- Mark. 0:52 That cracked me up! 🤣 Kinda' thing I'd say!
@zapkvr
@zapkvr 4 года назад
Elena was rivetting, she was utterly stunning.
@stevebrizzle
@stevebrizzle 2 года назад
Horribly selfish, self-absorbed character though
@defenderofminorities3056
@defenderofminorities3056 Год назад
@@stevebrizzle and Jez and Mark aren’t?
@stevebrizzle
@stevebrizzle Год назад
@@defenderofminorities3056 did I say they weren’t?
@defenderofminorities3056
@defenderofminorities3056 Год назад
@@stevebrizzle I just mean every character who sucks and is hated by fans is only because it’s in context to Jez and Mark, who are fucking horrible people lol, Elena probably isn’t that bad realistically
@stevebrizzle
@stevebrizzle Год назад
@@defenderofminorities3056 in my opinion, Elena is worse than Mark and Jez because at least Mark and Jez have some redeemable features, whereas I can’t think of any for Elena. Granted, we had more of an opportunity to see Mark and Jez’s redeemable features because they got more screen time, but for my money Elena was one of the worst characters they encountered. I mean, she wasn’t even grateful for Jez going all the way to Hastings for her poncey bread. That’s in Kent or somewhere stupid!
@natschaefer1044
@natschaefer1044 4 года назад
1:05 Me whenever one of Boris' supporters tries to tell me what a genius he is
@NoNo-of8uo
@NoNo-of8uo 2 года назад
LMAOOO
@yavaulie2839
@yavaulie2839 2 года назад
Wow ur so witty
@Darwinion
@Darwinion 4 года назад
12:52 What a huge, HUGE mistake!!! How did he get her in that room (looking like that) in the first place? Jesus, he was on the home straight!
@byulzzang291
@byulzzang291 4 года назад
They are nothing else but hopeless romantic. Love them
@jonnywose2528
@jonnywose2528 Месяц назад
Jez is hilarious. He goes from declaring love to Carla to calling her evil in front of the jury 😂
@stonem0013
@stonem0013 4 года назад
She's the beautiful poison my friend
@positivecrusader
@positivecrusader 4 года назад
Pure gold. Thanks for this!
@ShahPhilLeotardo
@ShahPhilLeotardo Год назад
“Alan Johnson, I’m in love, I love you Johnson.”
@alexcollins8722
@alexcollins8722 3 года назад
That voicemail at the end 🤣🤣 omg dude that was hilarious!
@craibinator5
@craibinator5 Месяц назад
"I don't wanna tempt fate, but I think everything is gonna be totally great forever"
@M0NTY47
@M0NTY47 4 года назад
12:40 Vsauce videos be like
@ksharma103
@ksharma103 3 года назад
Hahahaha
@wedfrest
@wedfrest 3 года назад
Jeremy’s best man speech is definitely up there
@Loctorak
@Loctorak 10 месяцев назад
Or is it? Yes. But then, sometimes... maybe not. The main thing is it's important to remember where you've left your keys.
@andydefillippo4415
@andydefillippo4415 3 года назад
Was turned on to the series a few years ago by a friend, Love the characters have watched the episodes several time.
@angelicalyn6520
@angelicalyn6520 Год назад
I watched every season for the 1st time last month and , there are quite a few moments that I don't remember! Wish they would bring it back! We should petition!
@poptart6662012
@poptart6662012 Год назад
"no." "possibly not?" 'correct." "but is it?"
@gitgen1887
@gitgen1887 Год назад
That jez line works, I love you!
@charliewarner787
@charliewarner787 4 года назад
Block of fudge?
@E83X
@E83X 4 года назад
"Love is blind... that's not a joke about David Blunkett"
@abireeve-jones4536
@abireeve-jones4536 4 года назад
Mark : love you too. let’s get the hell out of here 😂
@bipbipbopbop
@bipbipbopbop 5 лет назад
A village in Mozambique! 😁
@johncastle8254
@johncastle8254 3 года назад
This is a genius comedy show .
@dvdv8197
@dvdv8197 3 года назад
Lmao that wedding speech 🤣
@NikPub
@NikPub 5 лет назад
I remember feeling a bit chuffed he mentioned Digby. Childhood memories!
@NikPub
@NikPub 5 лет назад
@fuelledbythequiff ah that's cool
@sweetwheatsy
@sweetwheatsy 4 года назад
5:13 a simple swig of a pint after that is by far not sufficient
@aiswariyasweety1517
@aiswariyasweety1517 3 года назад
It's so pathetic and relatable tf?
@Dreamskater100
@Dreamskater100 Год назад
I really relate to the very last clip. What Mark says.
@joemorris1282
@joemorris1282 3 года назад
"Big, stupid, posh head. That's you." 😆
@educateme8455
@educateme8455 Год назад
Jez felt such deep emotion.
@brianpan6453
@brianpan6453 4 года назад
Bring back Peep Show!
@EclecticSceptic
@EclecticSceptic 4 года назад
God this is such a mess .... it's fantastic.
@Bongwater33
@Bongwater33 5 лет назад
The part of the series where he married Sophie for no reason was hard to watch, I loved the series but kind of hated Mark for that.
@Hyndergogen9
@Hyndergogen9 4 года назад
You're supposed to hate both Mark and Jeremy throughout the series. They're both terrible people.
@lenonel3286
@lenonel3286 4 года назад
He married her out of awkwardness, I felt it was very in-character or maybe an exaggeration of his character. It was great
@lfcforever1482
@lfcforever1482 4 года назад
Honestly, as much as I love Peep Show, I think that would have been the perfect *FINAL* episode. Season 5 was the beginning of the decline of Peep Show. The only good and memorable thing that happened post season 4, was Sophie having Mark's baby.
@gabriellaberman
@gabriellaberman 4 года назад
Hyndergogen9 how could you hate Jeremy? He’s so likable
@rorycox7830
@rorycox7830 4 года назад
he only did it for Nana's cottage!
@DonziSmash
@DonziSmash 4 года назад
"She's full"
@hmm2928
@hmm2928 6 лет назад
Thanks !! For the lonely person here. Made me so happy.
@mipmipmipmipmip
@mipmipmipmipmip 6 лет назад
I am afraid to start watching these presumably 15 minutes of misery :)
@mipmipmipmipmip
@mipmipmipmipmip 6 лет назад
“I like you, and if you can’t handle it you can just .. you know .. fuck off”
@hmm2928
@hmm2928 6 лет назад
mipmipmipmipmip same thing. :)
@mipmipmipmipmip
@mipmipmipmipmip 4 года назад
@John Saunders but no one told me it was gonna be this way
@maverick627uk
@maverick627uk 3 года назад
The best line about big suz by Mark was "mental posho". Can't remember the episode exactly. Class line tho
@ClaraFinn
@ClaraFinn 2 года назад
It’s the episode where johnson and mark go to start the business management thing, Suze comes to Mark’s flat to talk about Johnson
@araxxi27pogo86
@araxxi27pogo86 4 месяца назад
Is that literally what you want me to do? Buy her a puppy the size of Digby, the biggest dog in the world!? 🤣
@Oziji
@Oziji 2 года назад
0:45 triggered my Google assistant and she said "aw, thanks, virtual hug" lol
@sundaylass6828
@sundaylass6828 3 года назад
"Who am I to speak? Who are you to listen?"
@alexhando8541
@alexhando8541 3 года назад
Oh god, I'm turning into Mark
@RB-hx7rd
@RB-hx7rd 5 лет назад
Hilarious !
@robertofontiglia4148
@robertofontiglia4148 4 года назад
Sorta half watching the video whilst I was doing something else, and then at 9:36 I'm like "Wtf is Rory Gilmore doing there ?"
@telecasteredtodeath
@telecasteredtodeath 2 года назад
I love Soph and Big Suz too..
@scottscott232
@scottscott232 2 года назад
Toni is gorgeous.
@subg8858
@subg8858 Год назад
She’s not bad but she’s no big suze
@PaulieD1984
@PaulieD1984 Год назад
@@subg8858 and big Suze is no Elena
@martindesdichado419
@martindesdichado419 3 года назад
I would really like to see that big puppy of love.
@Gyroglle
@Gyroglle 4 года назад
theraputic
@roryslaine7896
@roryslaine7896 3 года назад
Could I marry my own son? No. Possibly not? Correct. Or is it?
@gordonferrar7782
@gordonferrar7782 2 года назад
What's in a name?
@superspartangames1022
@superspartangames1022 4 года назад
Better love-story than Titanic🤣
@ASONBOURNE
@ASONBOURNE 5 лет назад
This, the office and people just do nothing are the best modern British sitcoms ever!
@Talisman09
@Talisman09 4 года назад
I actually agree fully with office and peep show and now I will watch that other one for that reason
@plasticfrog4533
@plasticfrog4533 4 года назад
But I like the American office
@Talisman09
@Talisman09 4 года назад
@@plasticfrog4533 GTFO
@doovbaloevera1430
@doovbaloevera1430 4 года назад
Peep Show > The Office
@Talisman09
@Talisman09 4 года назад
@Andrew Smith Little plot? That's a ridiculous gripe in all honesty. A good plot doesn't mean anything, especially in a comedy. Unlikeable characters? That's your opinion and also "unlikeable" is not a good choice of word seeing as it's not real life. Did you find David Brent likeable? Don't forget to add "IMO" next time
@teachersamtravels4028
@teachersamtravels4028 Год назад
'You'll have forgotten her in a week....'
@onewhowaits7674
@onewhowaits7674 3 года назад
It's bloody mental
@madelinewelsh
@madelinewelsh 3 года назад
Four is surely the limit. Or is it?
@teik4118
@teik4118 3 года назад
I really really want to know what Johnson said about wasabi sauce
@jet3296
@jet3296 5 лет назад
*"Everything's turned from gold, into shit"*
@hakkhani
@hakkhani 4 года назад
"Everything turned from cold into SHIT!!!😂😂😂😂
@jjstewart4341
@jjstewart4341 Год назад
the Word bird
@gabriellaberman
@gabriellaberman 4 года назад
I love Jez. I fell in love with him so quickly
@geenadasilva9287
@geenadasilva9287 3 года назад
really?? he’s the worst. the absolute worst. typical selfish, cowardly bully…
@NGT4LIFE
@NGT4LIFE Год назад
You like living on the edge
@danflashes7125
@danflashes7125 Год назад
That is outrageous. That is contagious.
@charlotte_young4323
@charlotte_young4323 4 года назад
Bollocks to love 🤣👌🏼
@return2innocence221
@return2innocence221 4 года назад
Jeez that speech 🤣🤣
@zapkvr
@zapkvr 5 лет назад
Theyre so repressed and yet they seem to say I love you an awful lot. Are they really so needy?
@zapkvr
@zapkvr 4 года назад
@Andrew Smith something to do with their mothers who withheld their affection.
@zapkvr
@zapkvr 4 года назад
@@sirwizalot7164 well they have convinced themselves they need to be happy which is a mistake a lot of people make. Mark would be far better off just accepting his misery.
@zapkvr
@zapkvr 4 года назад
@Andrew Smith Andrew I'm glad you asked. The reason you're unhappy is because you think you ought to be. Once you accept that you don't need to be happy, you have the freedom you can only imagine right now. Thanks again for your question.
@zapkvr
@zapkvr 4 года назад
@Andrew Smith yup. It's the insistence on being happy which is making you miserable. Accept the misery. You know you want to
@markusskram4181
@markusskram4181 Год назад
It’s pretty obvious it’s some sort of coping mechanism behavior it’s like when Jeremy is using drugs they both get high for the feeling that they are supposedly feeling for other people when in fact, it’s just the opposite
@amandabumgardner2751
@amandabumgardner2751 2 года назад
Digby or Clifford
@Samcole0408
@Samcole0408 4 года назад
NAzI LoVE
@TinPanAlleh
@TinPanAlleh 4 месяца назад
13:11
@cameronspalding9792
@cameronspalding9792 4 года назад
I don’t support Mark for ‘jilting’ Sophie: she made the divorce process much harder than it needed to be: for both of them
@Tickerchicken
@Tickerchicken 4 года назад
She also left him and then gave her co-workers crocodile tears about it.
@jamesboulger8705
@jamesboulger8705 3 года назад
The curse of bad dancing - it has infected Britain as well.
@stevephillips7264
@stevephillips7264 5 лет назад
Are people just doing quotes in the comment section. The Peep show is outstanding in every way ps Johnson is amazing
@swbfhub7049
@swbfhub7049 5 лет назад
exactly
@Leah-zk3cu
@Leah-zk3cu 5 лет назад
The scythe is remorseless.
@peterohanraha-hanrahan3022
@peterohanraha-hanrahan3022 5 лет назад
Goodnight, England!
@criticalmass527
@criticalmass527 4 года назад
Sweatin' facts and shitting stats
@MartinPantovic
@MartinPantovic 3 года назад
That Nazi Love Heart tho
@rickey236
@rickey236 4 года назад
I bet it’s hard.
@ScoriacTears
@ScoriacTears 5 лет назад
Ok! Who else clicked Like at 5:17. . . because I did.
@nom5358
@nom5358 5 лет назад
block of fudge?
@ScoriacTears
@ScoriacTears 5 лет назад
@@nom5358 No! "You work out who you like best and then you pretend not to like anyone else." and then click like at 5:17, simple.
@rafriley6993
@rafriley6993 4 года назад
Yes. The best single summary of monogamy I’ve ever heard
@ryman1933
@ryman1933 2 года назад
I'm falling in love with her, but what the hell is she talking about?
@theironshiek
@theironshiek 2 года назад
Always thought Carla was prety hot
@AlexK878
@AlexK878 4 года назад
Nazi love is fucking hilarious
@bashthefash420
@bashthefash420 5 лет назад
Norwich are never going to win the league but they still turn up every week. Wrong
@peterohanraha-hanrahan3022
@peterohanraha-hanrahan3022 5 лет назад
Don't think he meant the championship mate 😂😂
@bashthefash420
@bashthefash420 5 лет назад
@@peterohanraha-hanrahan3022 wrong
@bonniebishop1608
@bonniebishop1608 3 года назад
The sweet caravan pathophysiologically guide because yard postprandially apologise except a instinctive lock. spotty, scarce great-grandfather
@geenadasilva9287
@geenadasilva9287 3 года назад
here’s an honest question: do people actually BELIEVE in love?? judging by the web it appears that a lot of people do, which is genuinely strange to me. aren’t people aware that what we call “love” didn’t exist in any culture until the middle ages??? surely a big reason for bad mental health is that people base their lives on believing in such a childish fantasy…
@adolfhipsteryolocaust3443
@adolfhipsteryolocaust3443 3 года назад
Expet every culture before the middle ages has a word for love so they had a concept for love
@Crispman_777
@Crispman_777 2 года назад
You have a point but the way you articulate it says more about you than anyone else. Love is certainly real even if many people misunderstand it.
@subg8858
@subg8858 Год назад
The new testament mentions love about a million times
@subg8858
@subg8858 Год назад
Prior to that the ancient greeks identified numerous types of love, including eros, ie romantic love
@ep8806
@ep8806 3 года назад
Elena 👎
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