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Whether he's peeing himself in a church, or eating mummy, Jez has had his fair share of 'NEW LOWS'. Let's see some of the best ones.
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@GiuseppeRedscarf 3 года назад

"This is horrible. You two need to take a look at yourselves" - Super Hans

@rikkiswift4479 3 года назад

You know you really need to if someone like that is saying you do lol.

@antonydyatlov5651 3 года назад

I think he has that reaction twice in the series. I love the way he's kind of tittilated both times 😂

@doone8849 3 года назад

He's right! Offensive behaviour!

@chrischickering1959 3 года назад

@January Boucher tosser

@matt_cummins28 2 года назад

@@rikkiswift4479 It is brilliant when Super Hans becomes the moral compass. It is very infrequent, but it's brilliant. Like the xmas episode, where he's just sat there very innocently, being very calm.

@MWDFrancis 5 лет назад

Something about these makes me feel like I’m in an awful, awful dream.

@ronniesimmonds9782 4 года назад

Mark did say something to that effect in the first clip of this video.

@louisbaker999 4 года назад

Fever dream

@stefanotsorbs8231 3 года назад

Chance would be a fine thing

@WaffleShortage 2 года назад

i feel like someones inflating a balloon full of piss inside me... and NOT in a good way.

@WaffleShortage 2 года назад

"nothing this bad could ever happen in reality!" >:[

@NikPub 5 лет назад

I never get tired of Peep Show.

@TheBlewie 5 лет назад

Me neither. You English?

@NikPub 5 лет назад

@@TheBlewie I am

@TheBlewie 5 лет назад

@@NikPub Me too. Where you from?

@NikPub 5 лет назад

@@TheBlewie born in N.Yorks and spent most of my life in and around the north east. You?

@TheBlewie 5 лет назад

@@NikPub Born and live in Gloucestershire. How old are you?

@thelolmaster1997 4 года назад

I love how even though Jez lives in a bathroom he lifts up the sleeping bag and pisses down the plug hole

@w8m4n 3 года назад

He has his own bathroom, in a bathroom

@ommk9650 3 года назад

It's a good system.

@imamoronand9199 2 года назад

don't piss where you eat

@kensingtonpride Год назад

It's wheels within wheels

@davidplumer8766 Год назад

A real aristocrat.

@livealittlepedro6379 2 года назад

“You’re over ruling the coin?” He was genuinely surprised that was an option. 😂😆

@LukeNimtz 4 года назад

Sometimes I lay awake at night haunted by the memory of Mark and Jez hiding at the wedding.

@Lizzieaftermidnight 4 года назад

That was one of the best scenes in Peep show

@samuelwoods164 2 года назад

Possibly the most cringe inducing scene in the whole show.... definitely top 3.

@ameliarush2109 2 года назад

Only beaten by mark’s ‘I’m not on the child protection register… yet’ speech 😭💀

@thehighburyzone311 4 года назад

Jez eating the dog is the absolute lowest moment for me, fucking hilarious and sickening at the same time

@SuperJutah Год назад

Nah him joining a cult after having sex with Sophie is!

@nkenchington6575 Год назад

a low point for Jez, but the high point of PS

@kensingtonpride Год назад

It's just a hairy turkey!

@Biggazzygaz Год назад

Did you have to eat it?

@matthewlimbery1470 Год назад

@@Biggazzygaz i really feel since im eating turkey, you should eat some turkey, it was your idea to barbecue it

@AithlynC 5 лет назад

The delivery on the "I'm kind of excited, too" bit is just absolutely brilliant.

@MarkMathewsMusic 4 года назад

'Peep Show' is a perculiar anomaly, whereby, although I've binge watched the show dozens of times and know it back to front, I still watch every RU-vid clip that is recommended to me...and I STILL find it hilarious!

@starsigngirl9789 3 года назад

I'm exactly the same I even sleep to it at night 😝 x

@MarkMathewsMusic 3 года назад

@@starsigngirl9789 Committed to the cause. I respect that! x

@Puppysimp 3 года назад

@@starsigngirl9789 I'm the same, I also get offended when I ask people about peep show and they say that they don't like it. It has made me change my opinion on a few friends.

@WaffleShortage 2 года назад

i love just flipping to some random episode when im eating lunch or cooking dinner. it's timeless.

@liamduggan6970 2 года назад

Genius

@LSZreduction 4 года назад

The scene in the church where Mark orders Jez to piss himself is the first scene I saw from Peep show and what got me into the show, it will always hold a special place in my heart

@leemichael2154 4 года назад

Yeah brilliant writing you just don't see any more!!

@Lizzieaftermidnight 4 года назад

The first scene I saw of Peep show was when Mark told Jez that he was a pedophobe

@CapoXProductions 3 года назад

It was mine too. I thought it was a bit weird, but the prayer bucket line absolutely killed me for some reason, so I decided to carry on watching

@Jordan-ml2lr 3 года назад

Same here! I saw it in a video about American comedy vs British comedy a few years ago, been hooked since!

@lewismccann25 3 года назад

genius

@ShahPhilLeotardo 3 года назад

Mark “Did you actually have to eat it?” Jeremy “I don’t know, I keep wondering that, but you know in the moment it really did feel like I needed to eat it.”

@justme-hh4vp 3 года назад

it's true, go big or go home, or in their case both.

@williamginn9404 Год назад

Thanks very much, we also watched the video

@keeperofthecheese 3 года назад

"he greedily gulped from a bedside bottle which HAPPENED to be from the golden source" XD

@jaycuthbert245 Год назад

"Drink it nicely this time...not gulpy.."

@akdascholar4824 3 года назад

I’m sorry but “do not waterboard me” , “I’m contacting the citizen’s advice bureau” and “this is against the Geneva convention” are the most underrated lines in peep show history

@imamoronand9199 2 года назад

disagree. I actually felt like his acting almost fucked up that scene

@imamoronand9199 2 года назад

@IntrepidTit true. he didn't seem to be acting how a real person would in that situation

@heroinboblivesagain5478 Год назад

@@imamoronand9199 Ah yes. Peep Show. In which everyone acts like a totally normal real person.

@imamoronand9199 Год назад

@@heroinboblivesagain5478 for a show to be funny there has to be real to contrast against the surreal. if it’s all surreal it loses the element of surprise

@HCProds1 Год назад

there are much better lines lol

@elliot7110 5 лет назад

'Tell them I'm doing a Steven fry'.

@Lizzieaftermidnight 4 года назад

Yeah. Tell them... tell them I'm doing a Stephen Fry, we're in Brussels, I'm eating chips and mayonnaise, I'm on the edge. You found a blanket under the garage door and I'm wearing an overcoat and that no one should approach me, and I'll be back in a couple of weeks and everything's fine, maybe we'll have a wedding in a couple of weeks but I'm on the edge, stress that, everyone needs to be kind to me. Text that.

@anothercommentator1305 5 лет назад

What makes you do these things Mark?

@jack_2000 5 лет назад

I'm not the one he sucked off!

@matthewduncan8523 4 года назад

Scott that and mark told him he didn’t love Sophie

@starsigngirl9789 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣

@5knapp5 3 года назад

"Mummy is probably the turkey's nickname.. It could easily be!"

@theena 2 года назад

'Oi oi, how's the ethnic cleansing going?' Hans sure knows how to make an entrance.

@oscarblack7624 Год назад

My fav line

@Arctic4Ferdinand 5 лет назад

He just "jezzed it"

@danielr3522 4 года назад

A total balls-up, a real jezzing!

@WhoamI-su7pg 3 года назад

He “jezzed” in marks flannel

@hardlyworking1351 3 года назад

The wedding episode basically gives me anxiety, its so stressful. I love it

@Lizzieaftermidnight 4 года назад

@tourzrap 4 года назад

“I’ll cover the cost...” back when you had to top your credit for your pay as you go phone for texts...10p each for a text.

@DisconnectedRoamer 3 года назад

I'm 23 and still on pay as you go, it's 20p a text now though.

@k-leb4671 3 года назад

Some people still do that. I did that up until 2017.

@oliooh5647 3 года назад

@@k-leb4671 same lol

@toikissa8734 4 года назад

Jez: "this is my new low :(" The next episode of peep show: "hold my beer"

@smoovetoons2092 4 года назад

No.

@bruhd4560 4 года назад

No.

@nolivesmatter2384 4 года назад

No.

@dsl218 4 года назад

The wank-bullet-foghorn is surely the greatest mime in comedy

@LSZreduction 4 года назад

8:38, Jez knows Mark so well, he knew he was going to say yes even when he denied the idea

@HellStamp 4 года назад

I use the line 'You are surplus to requirements' all the time, love it.

@Biggazzygaz Год назад

He’s bagged

@manfrombritain6816 2 года назад

"scoop him up like a sick whippet" is such a hilarious line 😂

@ElinorMahoney 4 года назад

“Yes, I’m doing it already! I’m so pathetic that as soon as you ordered me to piss myself, I started the procedure” lmao

@smokie_777 5 лет назад

that first scene in the church is absolute gold

@donkeysausages 4 года назад

liquid gold

@nuttygeezer830 4 года назад

chips literally

@ShahPhilLeotardo 3 года назад

Oh piss yourself, stop pissing yourself, it’s not that simple.🤣

@DeathnoteBB Год назад

@@nuttygeezer830 Yeah that was their joke

@macdofglasgow772 5 лет назад

The 4th Series is some of the funniest episodes of this whole show, which was great anyway. I just rewatched the whole 9 series recently and still hilarious. The wedding episode with Mark's wedding is brilliant from start to finish.

@Uglyboy616 4 года назад

10:15 when a crack addict tells you to sort yourself out 😆

@MacNE28 5 лет назад

"not full Litvenenko" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@cutter7119 2 года назад

The way David delivers the line 'yes exactly best of three' floored me.

@joshherbert5366 5 лет назад

“elaina this elaina that. elaina, elaina, elaina. and that’s wrong. anyways, elaina said i should come and make it up with him.” 😂

@dmtelfireland779 5 лет назад

"sorry mate you are surplus to requirements" - Hans 😂

@Happy_Shopper 2 года назад

I love that jez licks his fingers after eating the dog leg.

@stocktonjoans 2 года назад

"I've definitely reached a new low" could be Jez's catchphrase

@tamhaswoods9056 5 лет назад

4:58 "and that sweet old lady went on to become the UK's second female prime minister"...

@Ash-jz6ni 5 лет назад

"What is this? Farty Guantanamo?!"

@bipbipbopbop 5 лет назад

That is low. That is really low.

@mattttttam 3 года назад

I love how Jez eats the dog ... and proceeds to LICK HIS FINGERS AFTERWARDS

@beesree39 2 года назад

All that Mark had to say was "no, Jez it was my job application"

@MFCMG23 4 года назад

You can tell Mark's mum and dad are completely different actors to what they are in the Christmas episode.

@ItsDume 4 года назад

the fact that the camera angles are in the characters POV makes it 1000x funnier

@James-gc5if 4 года назад

"Go home, and roast the shit out of some meat" - cuts to *that* scene

@sageh.5228 4 года назад

Prayer Bucket lmfao

@MissysDomain 4 года назад

13:27-14:44 has to be one of the most single hilarious clip from this show in my opinion. Has me rolling every time I see it :) "Did I do it right, Super Hans?" "Yep, you did it fine" The reaction from the father is priceless, "What did you do to him?" Jez chimes in "Why couldn't you have got him to suck you off after the gig?" Father says: "He did what??" Then immediately blames Mark, "What makes you do these things, Mark?" hahaha

@k-leb4671 3 года назад

The father doesn't even seem to consider calling the authorities on Superhans. It could've happened off-screen but it still stands that Ian didn't make any reaction that would imply that, and such a relatively lax reaction I think makes it even funnier.

@crippycooke8743 2 года назад

It's Jez saying "you've ruined this" to Super Hans for me 😂

@williamwestmoreland4069 3 года назад

10:15 lmao the earnestness with which he delivers this

@LucasArtCommunity 5 лет назад

Only super Hans would be drinking a can of beer whilst another unopened can dangles from the plastic.

@stuffandthat157 4 года назад

Something tells me you're not British

@joejjj4378 4 года назад

@@stuffandthat157 something tells me youre a heroin addict XD

@tigerskob 3 года назад

Tom Kearsley something tells me you’re a crack addict

@danielr3522 4 года назад

'...and not in a good way' - I don't know how many times I've thought that over the years, without realising I was quoting Jez.

@matthewduncan8523 3 года назад

“Let me piss in that prayer bucket.” *”prayer bucket? Prayer? There’s no such thing as a.. that’s just a bucket”*

@bipbipbopbop 4 года назад

Slinging Jerry out was such a funny scene. So many good lines.

@kensingtonpride Год назад

None of this is normal!

@BarackLesnar 10 месяцев назад

I always announce "waterboard" in a jaunty voice when I waterboard someone, to set the mood

@mattlord97 4 года назад

The bit in the first episode of series 9 where mark reluctantly agrees to throw Jerry out even though he knows it's almost certainly going to backfire is a brilliant piece of foreshadowing for the series finale

@curlyfm 5 лет назад

HE’S BAGGED!

@ericcriteser4001 4 года назад

This show is brilliant. Over and over again.

@adamproctor9315 2 месяца назад

The sound super hans makes then says 'it's going to be a longy' is absolutely amazing

@joebleasdale5557 Год назад

The dog eating incident is genuinely one of the most awful things I’ve ever seen in a sitcom and I still haven’t stopped laughing 😂😂😂😂 “It’s undercooked, disgusting turkey!”

@kensingtonpride Год назад

"He is sort of, bagged for our convenience..." -"What."

@milesisterrible 3 года назад

8:07 hans loves the hot air balloon idea

@monke5157 3 года назад

How has Jez not gone to jail yet.

@ButterMango 3 года назад

i LOVE THIS SHOW LMAO i never laugh out loud to anything.. but THIS. THIS IS GENIUS

@SeeEyeful Год назад

'sucky fucky is not a long term plan'........fair point Mark, but what a solid gold gesture of friendship from Jez. It made me me wish I had friends like that, ;-)

@MAK335 3 года назад

The toilet bedroom scene made me die of laughter 😂😂😂😂

@xsutlox8146 4 года назад

"ITS NOT A PRANK" " *shush Jerry* "

@sataluis 4 года назад

jeremy and mark could be a character on anything. From a zombie movie to psicodelic film or even a documentary

@JamifyYT 10 месяцев назад

Shawn of the dead comes to mind

@poorandewari1621 3 года назад

"Best of three?"... Great support by a good friend.

@bleak7871 5 лет назад

*SHUSH JERRY*

@socialmoon 4 года назад

This is against the Geneva Convention! I'm contacting the Citizen's Advice Bureau!

@harryroberts2403 5 лет назад

Rule #1 Discharge your pipe Then have a wipe

@crchalmers2012 4 года назад

The coin has spoken

@riceballdonut847 2 года назад

> 14:43 "Go home and roast the shit out of some meat" > Cuts to the scene where they roast a literal pet dog

@razar4615 4 года назад

“You haven’t even seen the kitchen”

@k-leb4671 3 года назад

Still managed to fit a kettle in that non-kitchen. So English.

@deans7200 2 года назад

"Piss urself don't piss urself " " the flood gates are open " 🤣🤣

@polreamonn 5 лет назад

Captain Cockring 😂😂😂

@noka1979 5 лет назад

One of my all time favourite TV shows

@rickey236 4 года назад

They burned mummy and killed her and ate her! Is THE MOST annoying sound I ever heard from a mouth

@djhuckfield 3 года назад

Especially as logically they must have killed her, then burned her, then ate her.

@ShahPhilLeotardo 3 года назад

Mummy is probably the turkeys nickname, it could easily be.

@w8m4n 3 года назад

Yeah thanks for that, its gonna piss me off loads now

@adils786 3 года назад

THEY BURNED MUMMY AND KILLED HER AND ATE HEeEeEeeER

@PointsofData 3 года назад

Tbf she just found out her dog died and her boyfriend was eating it in front of her...

@atrumluminarium Год назад

Hans and Jezz bagging Gerard and Hans being scandalised by the waterboarding never stops being hilarious 🤣

@o33y_ Год назад

they bag jerry, Gerard is dead at that point

@ameliel8792 Год назад

"you're telling me to piss myself"

@M0NTY47 4 года назад

7:21 HAL-9000 vibes

@liamreid5407 9 месяцев назад

6:16 - 6:36: The fact that Jeremy isn’t the least bit embarrassed when he’s saying all of this just makes it so much funnier.

@Emicatmon 4 года назад

9:09 Jez having a giggle

@matador4964 3 года назад

6:11 is somewhere i always pause to brace myself because what follows physically hurts me

@soysauce1219 Год назад

"Sorry my friend, but you are surplus to requirement." 😂😂

@DeathnoteBB Год назад

“No… the coin has spoken” lmao

@r2dadizubz Месяц назад

You're over riding the coin??

@livealittlepedro6379 10 месяцев назад

"Sucky fucky is not a long term plan. lol." I beg to differ Mark

@Lt.Dan_23 2 года назад

We watch mark and Jeremy in peep show, laugh at them, sympathise with them, relate with them… but if you really think about these guys have done some really fucked up things 🤣🤣🤣

@Retroskulll 11 месяцев назад

"I'm so pathetic, that as soon as you order me to piss myself, I start the procedure."

@aporue5893 Год назад

''pee yourself don't pee yourself..'' ha ha ha lmao 🤣🤣🤣

@ty1978 4 года назад

'I done the downloading then I done a wank' Ha ha ha!! Love it!!

@tron1852 3 года назад

The dog eating scene is so hard to watch yet I've seen it countless times...

@misskelly9184 3 года назад

I’m American and I try to explain this great British dark humor comedy and they just don’t get it….they are missing out big time!! I love this show. Makes me wonder what other British comedy I’m missing 🤩

@cocis911 2 года назад

Try The IT Crowd, Alan Partridge and Inbetweeners!

@emilyb5278 2 года назад

Nighty night is dark and funny. Spaced is good too.

@Biggazzygaz Год назад

Phone shop

@joshroe4993 Год назад

Friday Night Dinner is amazing

@misskelly9184 Год назад

@@cocis911 I love the air cored. Have you try turning it off and on again 🤣🤣

@connoroverall580 2 года назад

Ah yes..... The Great British " Piss Off "....

@ab8jeh 5 лет назад

9:10 "he's bagged!"

@donotwantahandle1111 4 года назад

...for our convenience!

@jaycuthbert245 Год назад

How on earth did mark think by dabbing the floor with a couple of ply worth of tissue paper was somehow going to make it any better than the situation was lol?

@SharkLB 3 года назад

if you put yourself in their shoes the wedding clip is almost scary

@tourzrap 3 года назад

Lol "It could easILY be!..."

@ballerinafarmer 2 года назад

"Grind him down... Attack his beliefs."

@johnmcginnes26 5 лет назад

Bants...Mad bants.

@gustavnilsson7125 4 года назад

John McGinnes hahahahahahaha

@VideoDeadGaming Год назад

I've binged my way through the entirety of Peep Show at least 3 time but i don't remember some of these scenes. That's what binge watching does.

@barnowl2832 3 года назад

"irritatingly sound sleeper" lolol

@daverandall6352 22 дня назад

This is one of my favourite scenes hahahaha. Can someone kindly explain what Mark means by the rug at the garage door and the boiler suit bit? I just cant get it, probably overthinking it haha