Bortus grows a Mustache 

Right, I feel like he actually looks good with it.

He looks like Alien Ron Swanson

Gordon was spot on

Right?

@@kennethsatria6607 Or Tom Selleck (Bortus, P.I. anyone??)

Staring*

Whatever you have to tell yourself to sleep at night

It’s not inaccurate.

You should.

Bortus was the man with that 'stache!

Jealousy

Agreed

Men that cannot grow a full, healthy mustache or do not look good with one loathe those who can pull it off. They'll develop a hive mentality to bully the mustachioed individual into shaving. Bortus shouldn't have given in.

millennials are anti mustache.

*bridge, the brig is the ship's prison

@@Synthonym That's where these radicals belong

Bridge. Brig is where they process criminal offenders.

@@madbrokendream7653 I guess there really are only two types of people. Those who can extrapolate from missing date and

@@Synthonym ^^^

"Give me all of the napkins and Wasabi you have."

There it is XD

Yoooo

@@ComicGladiator "Hold. I fear that you have interpreted what I said to mean 'Bring many napkins and balls of wasabi.' My intention for you is to bring me all the napkins and wasabi you currently have in inventory."

"Behold, I submit to you, the Bortus Ziggurat of honorable admiration."

He reminds me of Tom Selleck. Bortus is Thomas Magnum's long-lost twin brother :)

They should've had a scene where hes like for no reason barechested with suspenders and holding an axe-like tool over his shoulder.

Well didn’t wanna make his hubby slide down his pole though.

@@tanrata8658 oh man your comment is underrated. I could see Seth write in him singing the lumber jack song too.

looks like he would literally fight fires by punching them into submission

Took the words right out of my mouth

Is that, "Holy crap" really necessary? It's just a mustache.

RU-vid DJ a good looking mustache

@@snakebolt2459 well, I mean, yeah. It's a good looking mustache. For sure. Like, a friggin' really good looking mustache. I mean, holy crap!

Usually not a fan of mustaches but on Bortus? Bloody hell, it fits him so well!

Why?

And a significant look that says "See, Klyden likes it"

@@No-ky3kbyour kid siding with you when you’re in a debate with your spouse is winning.

2 gay dad aliens, how woke and brave

God, I hope he does. Kylden is a dick.

@@Kerorofan1990 that means Klyden has to die.

Kerorofan klyden and him are hilarious together.

@Hallison Michel aw man I forgot about that. Wonder if it'll be a duel? Bortus will probably have won and then he'll refuse to kill them.

Klyden is Cutty

Haha. The man knows his best mate.

discount worf

@@basteagui improved worf

🤣 oh man him and Teal’c. The PI show and the hats. Hhh innndeed

BORTUS REYNOLDS!

Bortus, P.I.

Don Bortus

Yeah it would be like if a human decided to randomly have a patch of hair on their nose or something

All firefighters do

​​​@@philbertchow5425 if a firefighter does not have mustache he is not firefighter

Now that's cool.

Lol and hey astartes can eat basically anything too thanks to that acid gland thing

It's because Data on TNG once tried to grow a mustache.

@@omegadirective When I stroke the beard thusly, .....do I not look more intellectual ?

What does that even mean? ;-)

The man that thinks that way, is in an alternate reality.

Naaa they all look like sexual predators.

For sure. I look ok clean shaven, and I look really ok with a groomed 300 style Leonidas beard (I’ve got ginger in it that flashes in sunlight and everything, it looks sick), but the moustache makes the lower half of my face look so small and disproportionate that it somehow is feminising 😂 my big ass nose, fat ass lips and relatively small chin and jaw compared to the top half of my face are not done any favours by having a moustache. The beard fits perfectly and just upgrades my entire face. On the other hand my grandfather, who had a round face and thus a relatively large jaw, had a fabulous amazing moustache that I envy every time I look at his pictures.