Bradley Cooper Takes The Colbert Questionert 

"Oh man... that's two... yes," has gotta be the best answer yet to describing the rest of your life in five words XD

Best recurring segment of all time. Bradley’s closed eyes throughout shows his ‘thinking cap’ was on.

I love that Bradley took the Colbert Questionnaire seriously. With his eyes closed, it was as if he drew each answer from the depth of his soul 😄

They need to give Jon Batiste the Colbert Questionert

Hearing from Bradley that he isn't on any social media just made me like him a little bit more.

Love how he nails every question Immediately without doubt. Unlike others

The window or aisle question takes more thought nowadays because when a fight breaks out you're kinda trapped in that window seat while on the aisle you're free to flee or throw some kicks.

I always liked Bradley Cooper, his sense of humor, fluency in French, acting, but now I see why Lady Gaga cannot say enough about him. He is captivating.

The Colbert Questionert has become the feature I look forward to most.

"Oh Man, that's two...Yes!" T-Shirt worthy!

He has that rarest of qualities - Robin Williams eyes. That magic sparkle of pure joy.

I really hope Stephen gets more than 15 minutes with guests like Bradley and Keanu and goes to a bar with them or has them over for dinner or something.

I wasn't sure before, but yeah, I think I could sit down and have a beer with this guy.

I like his choice of Gustav Mahler´s resurrection symphony (No. 2). And he is right, the recording with Leonard Bernstein is indeed phenomenal.

I actually know Bradley LESS than I did before he answered the questions.

Daisies and then pizza. So a Pizza Margherita (Daisy, in Italian). Good choice

And he is such a fluent French speaker that he appears on Interview shows in France - speaking fluent Francais and killing it. Quite the lad.

He is so down to earth and super cool. Hard to believe I lived across the street from him and never got to meet this awsome and funny gifted man. WOW>> GO Bradley. Love him

Oh man... That's two... Yes! Best answer ever

No one will ever come close to Keanu - he set the bar too high 😊

Love this guy. Wish we could clone him. Women deserve a Bradley Cooper in their lives.

if nothing else this demonstrates that he is the Anti-Goldblum, who took 16 minutes to do digressions and tangents on every response

I loved John's response when asked to play Mahler's Resurrection. "We don't have enough instruments for that."

When Batiste said they don't have enough instruments he wasn't kidding. The resurrection symphony needs more than 60 instruments and singers ranging from soprano , alto and mixed chorus and Colbert asking them to play it was lol just lol

why no one says that the scariest animals are humans? do you read the news?

I almost can't stand watching Bradley talk because he's almost too good-looking.... Almost.

Finally someone picking classical music as their 'one song for the rest of their lives'. I was shocked no one has done so yet. The man's got taste!

I'd looooove to see a Colbert Questionert with Ricky Gervais, Billie Eilish, Barbra Streisand, Helen Mirren, Patrick Stewart, Emma Thompson, Peter Gabriel... just for the start.

"Oh man. That's two. Yes" truly inspirational, a real life motto

Oh, I could listen to Bradley Cooper all day long....dang he is just purely charming!

That was the best Colbert Questionnaire response time, like 1/3 the time Keanu took, can the man not do anything not amazingly?

guests now wonder if they are famous enough to do the Questionert

The way this guy’s brain works! ♥️

Had to try the sandwich...I don't know how his grandfather made them, I went with mozzarella and onion on sourdough, both halves in the toaster oven, slapped together and dipped in olive oil. HELL yeah!

Absolutely love he said Mahler's Symphony No. 2. Easily my answer as well for the last decade or so since I first heard it. Suddenly, I'm really excited for Maestro 😲

VERY Down to Earth...Does Not Feel The Need to be Witty With Every Word Like Many Others do

Bradley is a hilarious guy.

fave sandwich: If its subway then chicken terriyaki, but if its in general then a tunnbröd sandwich with ham, applesauce, butter and mustard on. what should i really throw out: old clothes i will never wear again, that is piling up in my storage unit. scariest animal: Massive birds, like an ostrich or cassovaries. maybee that dinosaur looking bird shoebill stork. apples or oranges: Apples but i like both asked someone for their autograph: No i haven't. dad has given me a couple of autographs that i didnt ask for and didnt care to have, as a kid. what happens when we die: our body is mourned and put under ground, and our consciense no longer exists. so basically nothing. i hope something magical happens but i dont think it does. favourite action movie: hmm i dont usually pick action movies, i enjoy them when i watch them but i dont choose them. is armageddon action? if so that one, otherwise basically anything else with bruce willis in it, thats what i grew up on. window or aisle: window seat for privacy and the view. and i rtry not to use public bathrooms mostly so i only pee on longer flights. favourite smell: marker pens, food or desserts for obvious reasons, tip ex. least favourite smell: surströmming, poo and vomit. most used app on my phone: hmm probably discord and then anilist and zynga poker. cats or dogs: cats. what song would i like to listen to for the rest of my life? Ooof i have no idea, she's like the wind - patrick swayzee ..i love that song. i also like the yuyu hakusho OST sad song that i cant find the name of. what number am i thinking of? you? probably a 4 rest of my life in 5 words: health happiness hopefully no regrets.

The way, he thinks about all his answers first. Love that! Bradley: I should get rid of my truck. Stephen: what's wrong with it? Bradley: it takes up a lot of gas! LOL!

2:01 -- Re the autograph question and Stephen saying that every answer has been a male star asking for a sports figure's autograph -- but Keanu Reeves answer on the upload from 2 days ago (January 13th) was that George Carlin signed for him. Hmm...

Love these segments... and I wish Stephen would go one layer deeper on some of the answers.

He's still has amazing hair

Komodo dragons are terrifying.

A rare full gauntlet of all 15 questions I hear that they are still recording Jeff Goldblum’s survey though; they are only on question 8 😅

Favorite smell should ALWAYS be the BEACH.

Lol the Colbert Questionnert is a really fun segment

This took me back to Actors Studio when Bradley Cooper took the questionnair presented to him by none other than James Lipton....I couldn't help but think whether Bradley Cooper was thinking the same thing...James Lipton admired Bradley Cooper for all that he had achieved.

Bradley Cooper is hilarious! He is leaning into it.....head down....concentrating....lol❤❤❤

'oh man.. that's two.. yes' the best answer a legend would say of future his life Bradley Cooper is the best!

With love, I have very powerful evidence that God is real. One time I was driving home and I felt the presence of Jesus come down and he got right by me. I started getting chills and I felt so comfortable with him. I knew if I asked him to play any song he would. So I said "Ok Lord, play Come as you are by nirvana..." I turned on my radio and the song began right on the spot, perfectly. I started getting flooded on the inside like a waterfall of chills by the Holy Spirit and started crying. I got home and he stayed with me for 10 minutes til I got out of the car. Since then, I've been getting answered prayers for nearly 5 years. Many involving other people. I know many other people who get answered prayers. Praying in Jesus name and following the Biblical instructions.

A small quibble about one of the questions: "What do you think happens when we die?". Well your heart stops beating and your brains no longer receives oxygen. Shouldn't the question actually be : "What do you think happens AFTER you die?"

I am finding Bradley’s closed eyes the whole time like he is on Family Feud is disturbing.

How great is it that he is NOT on social media!!

i love how this was raw and not planned like with the sting questionnaire. This way actually off the cuff.

I did not think it was possible to like this guy more...boy was I wrong. Such an awesome guy.

Really disappointed to hear a guy who's speeded to be smart, a great speaker, say the "gotten", which isn't a proper word

Pipe tobacco. Like in the shop, not while it's being smoked. That is a heady aroma. Freshly mown grass and oncoming rain when it's been dry a long time. I don't think I've heard these answers yet.

THAT WAS GREAT 👍🏻. Felt like the old Late Night interviews there!

I’m pretty sure I know the answer to what number Stephen is thinking of. And no, it’s not 69

I'm sad you never asked those to Henry Cavill when he was on the show.

I keep waiting for someone to say that their favorite smell is fresh coffee which is objectively the greatest smell in the world. I'm baffled that no one has said it yet.

Bradley cooper has this ability to go from professional to frat boy in five seconds flat. 🤣

I don't understand people saying that he's boring. WTF was he supposed to do in this segment to entertain you?

This was great! I love this segment! Genius 💕

The number Mr. Colbert thinks of every interview... My third guess: 1260 days? 🇧🇷💐

Love his direct approach here. Pure and unhindered reaction.

Anyone thought he said "Baller's Resurrection" at first? :D

Love this (this segment with Bradley Cooper, and the concept in general). Although now that Bradley Cooper has said that he's not on social media, I want him to be on social media!!!😅😅😅 (Bradley, if you're reading this comment... although you won't be, cos you're not on social media!!!)😅

Bradley is handsome, hot, charming, sexy, gorgeous, and beautiful !

So, you never have to use the bathroom on a plane? Depends. Joke originally from Bob Dole responding to: Boxers or briefs?

if he wasn't good looking he'd be nowhere

He deserves all of his success. Super guy.

Bladley Cooper lindo, simpático, grande ator e diretor. Deus continue te abençoando com muita saúde, sucesso e principalmente com muito amor junto de sua filha linda. Bjs.

"Oh man, that's two, yes" Bradley Cooper is going to have twins??

If they ever do a movie about Robin Williams Bradley would be perfect! Just a thought.

He was such a delight. I like him even more.

What a sweet gentle man… ♥️ 🖖🏼 🥂

We need to see Gordon Ramsay step up to the Colbert Questionert plate.

What number am I thinking of? I will say between which numbers?🤣

Why does nobody ever say their most used app is "phone"? I use mine for little else.

I love how Colbert asked Jon Batiste to play Mahler’s resurrection symphony and Jon was like “bruh what?” Good stuff!

Bradley Cooper please send me your truck. I need a car truck would do so please don't throw it give it to me. Blessings thanks

The more that guy ages, the more he looks Italian

Mr. Cooper should play Jeopardy!

I don't know why but I died laughing when he said poo as worse smell 🤣💩. I mean, he's not wrong!

Oh keep that G55! Supercharged V8 awesomeness!

I love this segment. It's just so interesting.

I'm so sick of this fucking quiz It's so cringy

I’m binge watching these right now and when I saw how short this one was, I was immediately disappointed. But after watching it, oh man it might be the best one after Bono!! Maybe Bradley is just himself all the time bc all his answers just made so much sense hahaha

I love that he just responds off the top of his head, that's true answers.

My answers to the questions: Q1 Roast beef, Gouda, romaine lettuce, pickled onions, roasted red peppers, and chipotle mayo. Q2 Lone socks. Q3 Mosquitos. Q4 Oranges. Q5 No. Q6 The most compelling theories I’ve heard about the afterlife are “Biocentrisism” and Andy Weir’s short story “The Egg”. Both concern reincarnation Q7 Drive. Q8 Aisle, I’m tall. Q9 Fresh Linens. Q10 Bad Breath. Q11 Opera Browser. Q12 Dogs. Q13 Something by Miles Davis. Intro track to “Elevator To The Gallows” or “It Never Entered My Mind”. Q14 23. Q15 Hopefully not in jail long.

keanu reeve's answers were much better

Blt With good mayo and lost of pepper Clothes, shoes etc...clothing Bear Apples No Our soul goes on I can’t remember the title Aisle A new baby Heavy perfume Tribune newspaper Cats and dogs Samba pa ti santana 63 I hope i am loved

okay but does the number Stephen is thinking of change each time or does it stay the same? every other question has a definitive answer so I think the answer is 3 unless anyone else has guessed it.

Imagine Bradley doing Robin Williams movie?

Guys! Who is doing the subtitles?! It‘s Gustav Mahler, not Gustav Mueller!! He is talking about Gustav Mahler‘s „Auferstehungs-Sinfonie“. His second from 10 symphonies. Finished in 1894.

Some guests, when they guess what number and Stephen says “no,” they immediately, instinctively, try again with another number. Seems like a good habit to emulate, if you want to be successful. Don’t accept defeat (not even for an instant), keep trying

He is looking more and more Italian as he ages.

Favorite smell is easy, I've always had two - crayons and spearmint.

I feel like I know him less after this