Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: THE HOUSE ON TOMBSTONE HILL

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Finally, a movie that shows the horrors of both home renovation AND murderous old ladies! It's the 1988 horror movie "The House On Tombstone Hill", AKA "Dead Dudes In The House"!
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@TheBrandonTenold 3 года назад

The House On Tombstone Hill: Who thought flipping a home could be so deadly?

@adamofgrayskull7735 3 года назад

Happy Easter Brandon 🐥

@adamofgrayskull7735 3 года назад

Didn't think much of Godzilla vs Kong.it was too similar to Transformers

@gerardorodriguez7500 3 года назад

You should do a review of Night of The Lepus 1972 and Reptilicus 1961

@waadalsubi6752 3 года назад

happy easter

@MrBlueSkyof1607 3 года назад

Definitely an April Fools joke from the director.

@richmcgee434 3 года назад

House On Tombstone Hill: When the gamemaster strictly enforces the old AD&D "roll to open doors" rules at all times.

@3SCAPER00M13 Год назад

I love AD&D.

@Jmnzz 3 года назад

"Evil has a shopping list" 😂 That one earned like number 1000

@Nickel_The_Wise 3 года назад

*"I may be old, but I ain't fuckin' around, sonny!"*

@justmedavid2977 3 года назад

The joke is... that there is no joke. Happy April 1rst!

@christopherrichardson2945 3 года назад

Yeah Brandon’s idea of an April Fool’s Day joke is bringing back old gags

@shimshamjunior 3 года назад

The twist is....... You're already dead

@zeropelli7026 3 года назад

"Impossible" -Purple balance man

@mathieuleader8601 3 года назад

this movie in actuality is the fabled R-Rated cut to Mrs. Doubtfire

@michaelerickson985 3 года назад

That is not true. Though the old lady antagonist in this film has a passing resemblance to the Robin Williams character in "Mrs. Doubtfire," the films are actually unrelated.

@harveybeaver9731 3 года назад

@@michaelerickson985 r/wooosh

@YouWarhammer 3 года назад

That comment nearly made me take a spittake with my morning coffee, thank you sir!

@TallSilentGuy 2 года назад

@@michaelerickson985 Welcome to the joke.

@mauricedavis2160 Год назад

🙏👍🤣🤣🤣

@Equ3strianGam3r 3 года назад

I don't know what's more amazing the fact that there's a movie called "Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Hellbound, Flesh-Eating, Crawling, Alien, Subhumanoid, Zombified, Living Dead" or the fact that it has multiple sequels.

@michaelccozens 2 года назад

Well, most of the runtime was taken up by the title, so they had plenty of script to spare.

@DistractedGlobeGuy Год назад

How about the fact that Brandon hasn't already covered it?

@FrankCastle-tq9bz 3 года назад

Beware the most horrifying obstacle in the history of horror films - stuck doors!

@ZION73082 3 года назад

good thing this film didn't take place in California... WD-40 is illegal their! lmao ;3

@youdontknowme8129 3 года назад

Again this is still one of the most underrated channels on youtube.

@Captain_Sarcastic 3 года назад

4:52 I think you are exactly right on how this movie got made. It looks like the director found an abandoned house and made the movie from there.

@michaelccozens 2 года назад

It's not an uncommon way for movies to get made - you find production value where you can, especially in low-budget productions - but it's usually not this blatantly lazy.

@michaelarojas Год назад

Same with Doom Asylum

@jacobshelt01 3 месяца назад

@@michaelarojasis that a obscure 80’s movie?

@johnyossarian1135 3 года назад

Does the casual sweater guy look like somebody tried to draw the almighty Rick Astley from memory or is it just me?

@LeeroyPorkins 3 года назад

Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down!

@sigmacademy 3 года назад

@@LeeroyPorkins I still have flashbacks of that song... :P

@SirAsdf 3 года назад

0:53 To be fair, most horror movies can become comedies if you're high enough.

@mistwolf 3 года назад

This mvie is the equivalent of double spacing on a school paper. And writing really big.

@aaronreid8375 3 года назад

"If Pamala Voorhees was played by Rand Paul" ... I'm dead 🤣

@michaelerickson985 3 года назад

The "Pamela Voorhees" character in "Friday the 13th" is not played by Rand Paul. Instead, the character is played by Betsy Palmer.

@ZION73082 3 года назад

@@michaelerickson985 -_-

@burningmisery 3 года назад

@@michaelerickson985 You're not very bright, are you?

@skylx0812 3 года назад

That scream at the end would be cool to have as a ringtone. For a day or two.

@demonkingbadger6689 3 года назад

For April Fools it kind of would.

@CedarGoat 3 года назад

The Rand Paul joke had both my husband and I say "DAAAYYUUUMMM!!" and break out into laughter.

@williamcrowe2576 3 года назад

I bet, since this was released through Troma, Lloyd Kaufman took one look at it and said "Eh, just stick some random misleading title on the cover. I'm sure someone will rent it".

@otaking3582 3 года назад

That seemed to be Troma's MO for a lot of movies that they distributed but didn't actually make. For example, the Japanese release of Frostbiter: Wrath of the Wendigo was retitled to "The Evil Dead Final Chapter" and featured a VHS boxart that's clearly trying to copy the skull from Evil Dead 2's poster.

@SwaggyG_2102 3 года назад

15:22 Dissapointed that Brandon didn't use a "DECAPITATION" riff for that. Unless he got copyrighted for that.

@MGillDesign 3 года назад

I actually like this movie. I'm happy they brought back the original title "The House On Tombstone Hill." It's just a fun, haunted-house type of movie with a super-human old lady (granny) killer, who just won't die.

@toyamwarr 3 года назад

Oh thank god. The one RU-vid channel that doesn’t need to joke around on April 1st because most of the movies reviewed are a joke.

@JenMistress 3 года назад

Dang, with all the doors not opening, made me think of video games. Half expected to see the characters wall into an invisible wall next. 😉😂🤣 But seriously, enjoyed this. Thank you, Brandon.

@ZION73082 3 года назад

shit I can't go into this room without the SWORD key lol ;3

@IAmOfAll 3 года назад

'See? I just learned that that guy probably also owns a ferret.' A ferret would absolutely have improved this movie. No, wait - it would probably have spent its onscreen time failing to open a cat door or something.

@otaking3582 3 года назад

But at least its failure to open a cat door would still be more entertaining than the rest of this movie

@nicholaslienandjaja1815 3 года назад

Now all we need is the ferret getting its head stuck in a toilet paper roll.

@videodromeTVversion 3 года назад

Sounds like you have no taste in movies.

@jaymartin8273 2 года назад

Then spent even more time having a freakout about it :=)

@kennethdickinson2591 3 года назад

Side note about SFX make-up artist Ed French: He has a RU-vid channel where he reads (more like performs) classic weird fiction and horror stories, and it’s AWESOME. Search up Edward E. French and have a listen.

@geekygamergal7695 3 года назад

Troma! Troma! Troma! Old cheap horror movies are such a unhealthy treat! Also waiting for Redneck Zombies (1987), I can only imagine that Brandon will have to drink a 40 oz of alcohol to get through that.

@ZION73082 3 года назад

you think that's low rent you should see HIDE AND CREEP an Alabama zombie movie it's really funny cause the zombies are afraid of the dark in it lol ;3

@mitchellulrich930 3 года назад

That was quick, could have swore this was gonna be an April Fool's joke.

@TheRiehlThing42 3 года назад

Watching this, until the old lady showed up, I was thinking this was another old house movie, "Playing for Keeps." This movie is like a horror movie of that, it seems, but with stuck doors.

@42bitsTVGo 3 года назад

I was expecting he would drink and spill the beer because his belly is open but no...they just made a big scene about a zombie/ghost/deadite dude drinking a beer.

@Blacktsalagi73 3 года назад

"Granny's been taking her Ensure." LOL!!!!!!

@ZION73082 3 года назад

and her BOOST lol

@och70 3 года назад

@ 6:45 That must have been a long-ass beer run, it's dark when he got back.

@krystalfan 3 года назад

i want to travel to the universe where "dead dudes in the house" was like as it was advertised i seriously wanna see that "house party meets (insert famous slasher movie)" be made real and once again i commented before watching the whole video

@ZION73082 3 года назад

their is a movie like that it's called CRACKER JACK'ED and it's weird but funny as hell * o *

@Lucky_Chase 3 года назад

The one thing guaranteed to kill an old person: A fall. 😂

@SakuraGraffiti 3 года назад

Thank you for this one. I actually saw this movie playing on TV when I was a kid and somehow kid me found this movie creepy. I wanted to find it but I had no idea what the title was. So it's great you managed to find some closure for me on that!

@mkdemigodzillawarrior 3 года назад

Huh, I kind of was expecting an April Fools Prank, but hey, nice that it's an actual review.

@DchanZockt 3 года назад

This movie reminds me of Bloody New Year. Where you also have the feeling that the makers were able to implement quite good blood effects. But had no plan what the actors should do between these scenes.

@MrJohnboy3434 3 года назад

For a second at 4:06, I legit thought you were going to say "I heard that, Curtis!". Can't believe my mind went there.

@runeforsell5351 3 года назад

spoooony i miss him

@JW666 3 года назад

I thought of that joke too. I miss the old Spoony...

@knightrider4545 3 года назад

I agree that would have been nice as well

@RapJayPinkYoshi 3 года назад

Gotta love how the Godzilla vs Gigan re-upload was blocked by the country.

@GiantBoarMonster 3 года назад

I'm one of the few that saw this, ages ago when I was a kid, and way before I ever saw Evil Dead. It aired late at night on a local FOX station. I thought it was pretty entertaining at the time... helps when you're not aware of how derivative it is of something greater. Come to think of it, they may have edited down the filler for the broadcast version. Killer granny really creeped me out.

@bigstump2375 3 года назад

Sadly I remember most of the lines from this movie.lol

@eyesofthefox 3 года назад

I live in a townhouse on a hill across the street from a small local church cemetery. We also have a new landlord every other year. Haven't seen any vengeful spirits, but I'm pretty sure I've heard some.

@EndlessLaymon 3 года назад

Brandon+ Troma= all my dreams come true.

@brianharris2285 3 года назад

The running gag with the title was grade-A FANTASTIC, sir. You just keep getting better!

@peterkrug2327 3 года назад

5:52 This would be a truly awesome horror movie tagline!

@ZION73082 3 года назад

how about a movie called " THE KILLER REFRIGERATOR FROM OUTER SPACE !!! " with the tag line " IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR RUNNING?... BETTER NOT LET IT CATCH YOU! " * - * lol ;3

@joegahan7055 3 года назад

Who the hell would think destroying a tombstone is a good idea period.

@thedanksavatron7782 3 года назад

Nissssssssssssssssssce 🍻 That ferret comment had me rolling!🤣

@THECOMICBOOKMAN 3 года назад

"I'm pretty sure a draft could kill her" had me cracking up!

@HardlegGaming 3 года назад

They should have called this movie "The Legend Of Door Jam Mansion"

@ZION73082 3 года назад

Grandma got run over by a reindeer 2: Grandma's Revenge lol ;3

@GunRunner106 3 года назад

when ya cover... "Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil Mutant Hellbound flesh Eating Crawling Alien Zombified Subhumanoid Living Dead, Part 5 (2011)" ...tho?

@sigmacademy 3 года назад

I would be genuinely surprised if there's any space left on a DVD front cover? XD

@deviltaco1 3 года назад

I remember watching this on Cinemax when I was 12. I was like, "F*ck, that was a real piece of Sh*t."

@v1de0gamr23 3 года назад

Huh... a Final Boy. Those are rare.

@andrewgwilliam4831 3 года назад

I think you may be the one person who found something positive to say about this movie!

@matthewdaniel6045 3 года назад

Hearing Brandon say not that that's out of the way I couldn't help but laugh. I literally finished it a minute ago.

@GabrielismV3 3 года назад

Lol omfg..I remember watching this on VHS in the early 90s as a kid. This is an absolute gem of a shitty so bad its good horror movie..🤣🤣

@Nestalgba92023 3 года назад

Most of the scenes are to dark to see what's going on, right?

@rynehall9990 Год назад

This was the only way to kill off awful 80s fashions and those who would inflict them on us.

@stanleyteriaca2184 3 года назад

Could be worse. It could be Night of the Living Kennies.

@michaelerickson985 3 года назад

I did some research online, and there does not appear to be a film entitled "Night of the Living Kennies." Therefore, this film cannot be "Night of the Living Kennies," since there does not appear to be any such film.

@stanleyteriaca2184 3 года назад

@@michaelerickson985 It's a joke. "Kenny" is the name Brandon gives to any annoying kid character, based on the actually named Kenny from the Gamra series. Still pondering, if Brandon reviews any of the Sailor Moon movies will he call ChibiUsa a Kenny or invent a female name version of Kenny just for her ("Kenni"?).

@majdo007 3 года назад

At least it won't be flagged by TOHO.

@GothBarbie3000 3 года назад

I’ve never heard of this movie!!! I’m SO excited!

@thesexybatman263 3 года назад

Isekai light novels titles be like 0:45

@alformodoritos2076 Год назад

Stuck doors, teens in every horror movies' weakness... if they didn't have tools to help them destroy said doors, walls, and windows....

@Thrashifice 11 месяцев назад

This is actually one of my favorite horror movies, but I also love bad movies... When I was little my mom would freak me out by always just saying "No... No..." in that old lady voice.

@MissSallyB1 3 года назад

"You won't believe what they encounter next." Me: Aaaaah, old drywall!

@comixproviderftw_02 3 года назад

King Kong vs Godzilla: Point at maps. House on Tombstone Hill: Sticky door

@sigmacademy 3 года назад

15:02. That moment when you realize: The Deadpool 1 writer obviously had inspiration from this scene right here? XD

@marygillette4938 3 года назад

Love the Little Big Man reference in regards to the "old woman " your vids always make my day

@AevasHouse 3 года назад

As some one that collects blades(knives, swords, daggers) and wants to be a bladesmith I feel attacked lmao 😂

@michaelccozens 2 года назад

Hey, there's a difference between collecting and just having random blades embedded in your drywall so you can put-on impromptu "ninja clinics" for your infrequent guests. This dude was a proto-Mac from "Sunny".

@artistgarybedell8518 3 года назад

FINALLY!!!! I've been waiting FOREVER for you to review this flick!!! LOVE IT!

@9TXONE 3 года назад

"Slaughter High"" vibes.

@sigmacademy 3 года назад

03:38. The whistle that triggered a terrifying horror in ... THE HOUSE ON TOMBSTONE HILL!!!! Wait, can whistling even DO anything in horror movies? XD

@meepboie4008 3 года назад

5:56 Oh no. Not a shopping list. Anything but a shopping list

@jamesremington8056 3 года назад

these last few videos this year have been just as much fun as many of his from the mid 2010's. Either Brandon is getting his second wind, or I'm drinking more. possibly both. Why are all of my favorite shows from Canada?

@coyoteartist 3 года назад

Technically the Screen Actors Guild considers a movie feature length at 75 minutes. However the Academy, AFI and BFI all consider 41 minutes the necessary run time. Therefore the people who give those statues would have allowed for the trimming of 54 minutes, and SAG would have let you trim 20 minutes.

@skinithpuppy5025 3 года назад

I was terrified! Tonight I'll be sleeping with the lights on. Don't laugh, how many of you will be hiding under your covers tonight?

@spejic1 3 года назад

I am now deadly afraid my doors might start sticking.

@theasexualvampire13 3 года назад

"Evil has a shopping list" should have been Chopping Mall's tagline.

@meatballwanger 3 года назад

This is the best thing I ever saw.

@cantsay8894 2 года назад

Little Big Man goes full Norman Bates. Bam.

@vilemk69z98 3 года назад

Brandon being like,"This gawd damn movie...." when the Beer man comes in with the HORRENDOUS acting XD🤣

@gabrielboorom6196 3 года назад

The House with The Stuck Doors! Nobody will get in... The House with The Stuck Doors!!

@andrewgwilliam4831 3 года назад

😱😱😱😱😱

@sigmacademy 3 года назад

Smart brain: Wait... is that an open window? :P

@knightrider4545 3 года назад

0:43 Wow that seem like a "Garfield and Friends" joke, "Wait, your not Silvia! Your one of the Kung Fu Creatures on the Rampage...2!"

@sebswede9005 3 года назад

The House on Tombstone Hill: the movie that Brandon is reviewing right now.

@SoulEaterSaku90 3 года назад

You do a great old person voice. Makes me laugh XD

@itsmonday7450 3 года назад

House on Tombstone Hill. So sticky.

@matteomastrodomenico1231 3 года назад

1:03 If you're curious, "Il ritorno di Gorgo" it's "Son of Godzilla", "Distruggete Kong, la Terra é in pericolo!" it's "Terror of Mechagodzilla" and I think "Il ritorno di Godzilla" it's supposed to be "Mighty peaking man".

@davidcochran2033 3 года назад

How about you do an obscure 80s sci-fi next and it's called ice Pirates

@paulcoy9060 3 года назад

That's not obscure, we all know that one.

@Three_Tiny_Robots 2 месяца назад

"You'll never escape deary, I've got all the WD-40," 😂

@orthex13 3 года назад

Been watching all your ald stuff. This one pops up and was surprised I missed....until I saw you uploaded it 6 minutes ago. :)

@loneronin6813 3 года назад

The House On Tombstone Hill: This Hell-House is a real fixer-upper!!!

@mathieuleader8601 3 года назад

the ghostly old lady looks like my late step-grandmother

@Thekhajjah 3 года назад

Would love to see you review the "Poolboy" movies

@michaelmurphy2786 3 года назад

All that furniture and all those weapons, yet defeated by single pane windows, blinds and a lack of WD40? I'm thinking some of these deaths might have been good for the gene pool.

@michaelccozens 2 года назад

Only if they included the director/producer.

@123emilymason 3 года назад

A non April fools video!

@game9848 3 года назад

I saw this movie on Cinemax way back in the day. I wouldn't be surprised if this movie inspired RESIDENT EVIL 7 game.

@samuelwalston9828 Год назад

The grandma slapping scene actually got a laugh out of me

@tarman245 10 месяцев назад

I had a memory of a movie I watched when I was a kid. That memory was of a man hanging from a window of a 2-story house and yelling for help while this old woman was saying no. I remember him being impaled somehow. I just so happened to come across this on Peacock last night and that scene popped up. I had no idea I watched a Troma movie when I was a kid lol

@gaskan666 3 года назад

Great stuff...More please much more

@Jopo1226 Год назад

I was pissed when Jamie died I expected her to be the survivor as she stood up to the old lady and defeated her own boyfriend. Her death was cheap.

@theasexualvampire13 3 года назад

House on Tombstone Hill: Evil's getting bored.

@mathieuleader8601 3 года назад

the ghostly old lady is mirror universe Dorothy Zbornak

@wimvanderstraeten6521 3 года назад

Maybe you can review William Castle's House on Haunted Hill someday.

@andrewgwilliam4831 3 года назад

Ooh! Good call.

@WaspandUnicorn 3 года назад

This is one I've never heard of!

@dexdillion1650 3 года назад

This is a very interesting looking movie to say the least thanks Brandon for showing this 👍

@deadaccount7520 3 года назад

You would think that seeing the name of the studio behind poultrygeist would ensure some quality. Haven't been this disappointed since Massacre in dinosaur Valley.

@JW666 3 года назад

Troma isn't exactly known for "quality" and most of the movies they distribute today all look like digital homevideo quality, it looks very amateurish!

@deadaccount7520 3 года назад

@@JW666 well I wasn't exactly talking about high quality. More of a low budget, sleazy, borderline parodies of more traditional horror film quality. Which this film seemed in short supply of. At least compared to stuff like Nuke 'em High.

@JW666 3 года назад

@@deadaccount7520 Ah ok. And yes, that is true.

@finetina 3 года назад

I have been trying to find this movie for years. I saw it as child but could never get the name right.

@LittleMissGrosser 2 года назад

HOME RENOVATIONS HAVE NEVER BEEN SO TERRIFYING!!! 😆

@burningmisery 3 года назад

Brandon, those weren't ghosts smoking cigs & drinking beer. The director shot a lot of footage of actors just doing stuff around the house, which later made it into the final movie to pad the runtime. Filmmaking 101.