Breaking Into People's Homes To "Shop" 

“I guess we’re gonna play ring around the Rosie till I lose your dumb ass” my favorite line ever said

“Did a wolf just walk into a convenience store?!” - Cap God anything he says is quotable

1:13 "what kind оf kangaroo court will believe him?" And that, cap, is where I come in.

The wolf walking into the store, him trying to offer it alcohol, and the neighbor lunging at him made me break down in giggles

It's amazing that the first reaction to someone seeing you on their porch after you ring the doorbell and the open the door is to make the "Hello Neighbor" gasp and pull you right toward their face

"Did a wolf just walk into the convience store!?!" -Captain Sauce 2021

Imagine it's 3 AM, you're going for a late night snack, then as you're at the kitchen you hear your bedroom window break and someone yell "GOD DAMMIT, HOW CAN YOU AFFORD A GUARD BIRD BUT NOT A DOORSTOP?"

I just want to say to CaptainSauce if he doesn't know this that UEBS 2 is coming out this fall. For those of you who aren't long time viewers of him like me, UEBS (Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator) was a game sort of like tabs but the units were more serious (most of the time) and the game could handle hundreds of thousands of units. He would do videos of it after the second major version of tabs started dying down in popularity, but then, UEBS showed up. I would appreciate it if you guys could like this comment so it might get notoriety from from our favorite radioactive tomato, CaptainSauce! -Sincerely, Mango Mann

The wolf just went "Don't mind me good sir, just going out for a jolly old stroll"

*wolf strolls in and out of store* Cap: "Don't suppose you have anything to say about that DO YAH!?"

Wolf walks into the store “What da dog doin” says the clerk

16:46 "Hello sir!Do you have a moment to speak about our lord and savior Harambe?Please don't kiss me!He died for your SINS!!!" *Top moment of the video*

_”Oh Don’t mind me, I am just getting ready to steal your game controller but not your console for reason”_ -CaptainSauce

I love how the wolf casually walks into the store and the cashier just ignores it like it happens all the time (250 likes Milestone Reached)

The cap “wtf there is a wolf” Manager “o yea that is terry “

How to be stealthy 1. Yell at the top of your lungs: “I’m hiding”

I love how they give you the ol' Tom Brady when they catch you

"If you see a Jehovah's Witness you tell them to eat shit." Cap never fails to be funny in the most unique ways

Title: breaking into people’s homes to “shop” Me: Ferb i know what were gana do today

Stealing everything that isn’t nailed down is the policy that most thieving games follow tbh

“Did a wolf just walk in to the convenient store?” -Captainsauce 2021

“The wolf has just as much right as you do to be there” - my stupid brain

I think you should do more paint the town red beneath. There’s a lot of story that I would like for you to go through

Dangit Capn you're making me contribute and stopping my lazy haze of getting high and watching 90's movies all summer... I started making Paint the town red maps again, Starting with Kindergarten 2, got the map 50% mapped out... Been too long since a PTTR video so now I gotta do my part and make fantastic Thumbnail material :P

The shopping list says every all of his stuff is 100% off the shopping list

“Did a wolf just walk into a convenience store-?!” Love it lmao

When you think about it, robbing someone is just quickly converting someones house into a shop and buying stuff without any money.

"Im sorry, did he just open the door then kiss me on the mouth" im dead😂😂

When you can't buy the entire house Just buy the walls

The wolf really walk into the store look for what he needed and realized that there was no hot lady wolfs in a convenience store

We, husband and I were just chatting about how much we miss our story telling random game Captain Sauce. Love this so much... And of course any random exploding gas station.

Nearly laughed out loud when I saw the damn Ctrl C + Ctrl V Convince Store

Cap could you please make some more West of Loathing stuff, those were some great videos and the game is great.

I have always loved your videos and they’re always the highlight of my day

“Another day, another mans lips.” Your jokes are *really* on point today, cap

Captinsauce: did a wolf just walk in the store!!! Cashier: no that's a normal customer

honestly though what would you do if you spot some guy sprinting around your house runs into you garage swipes you half drunk smoothie and your wrench throws up some deuces and just evaporates with your stuff

Captainsauce always puts a smile on my face

Please make more of Fishing Food or Poly Bridge 2; your commentary on both of those was truly amazing; made my day every time I watched (or rewatched) them.

Hell yes! Please return Cap. Love these types of games. 100% keen on seeing the other levels. You make it so much more entertaining! 😊

This game looks great, would love to see more!

I loved the video! Keep up the great work!

Cap:hides in fridge Me: Agent 47 would be proud

CaptainSauce opens a door breaking the window and I actually look at my window scared for a sec

Hi

This is what the city must have looked like before kill it with fire and fire work main?

The wolf was like "don't mind me just tryna feed my kid"

This video litterally had me dying the entire time 20 minutes of just nonstop laughter

Fun fact:It's usually a better idea to break into a house in the middle of the day, when you'll look less conspicuous, most adults will be at work, and most children will be at school.

bird defense needs to be bribed with food and bird fountains or as they refer to it as bathtubs

Love the vids cap, keep up the good content, your videos always make my day, especially today since I’m sick

im suffering from a recent breakup and watching his videos always cheer me up

Cap please do subnatica below zero, west of loathing or MUCK

Cap:not playing paint the town red Paint the town red community: Where's Captainsauce? Me: Playing paint the town red Playing The levels that cap played My soul:.. Me:*kills everyone* Nobody/air:woosh

Yeah I want to see more of this

i need more of this...

Day 31 of asking captain sauce to bring back the west of loathing series.

Congrats whoever found this comment here's your award 🏆🏅🥇 Edit hi I'm bored sorry I gave you no award

A wolf can walk into a convenience store the same way a bear can walk into a house to give his Russian friend a hug

This game is like an unplanned child of Thief Simulator and Hello Neighbor and I love it

I'm a Jehovah's witness. I have watched you for a few years now and it really hurt me when you said that. They don't go to your door to be mean, they do it because they think they are telling people something pure and good. All you have to do is nicely ask them not to come back and they won't. You don't have to be so hateful.

“GODDAMNIT! HOW CAN YOU OFFORD A GAURD BIRD BUT NOT A DOOR STOP?!”- CaptainSauce

SAUCE ive been here since the beginning dude and I MISS THESE KIND OF VIDS!

i would love to see more of this with your funny commentary

"I'm sorry did he just answer the door then kiss me on the mouth?" -A thief who made a bad decision

This is the closest thing we will have to sauce returning to thief simulator

The wolf was looking for the dog treats but there weren't any so he left 😂

the intro is legit the wolf buying milk whilst the cashier putting on Twitter: *”a wolf came into my store and bought milk, WHAT DA WOLF DOIN??”*

Looking at captain sauce panicing on a dude kissing him who is a thief is beautiful

please play more of this game. was laughing for 20 min

this is my favourite RU-vid by far he's just way to good at you can quote anything he says

Captain sauces vids are amazing

"Another day, another man's lips." -cap dang, tragic -dark-

I love your content man it always cheers me up when I feel sad keep it and have a good day

please continue the series

Either the “kill it with fire” developers also made fireworks mania abd this game…or “24/7 convenience” is just a model that a lot of games use

This is the funniest captainsauce video ever

Please play more of this

I honestly haven’t laughed this hard in a while please play this game more

Wolf be like “ello how are yo doin” cap be like “WHAT THE HELL”

This video is making my day a bit better My AC stopped working and the guys who are gonna fix it are coming tomorrow Hope me and my pets won't die

Breaking into homes at night is one of the worst ideas - going during the day is when most thieves steal from homes, since people are at work/school

*Captainsause gets found by guard bird* him: what the hell

Hi cap I’ve been watching you for a few years love the videos keep up the great work

20:16 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the can on the table right in front of you🤣🤣

CaptainSauce, Snacks, and gaming: the best combo

Great job sauce more of this

I loved your thief simulator series...this reminds me of that kind of...yet this seems more stressful lol

So worth the wait for is

17:20 😂 lol

I love your work on RU-vid

Great as always keep up the excellent work.

It’s good to see someone finally working at the 24/7 convenience store that we we have seen in numerous games like fireworks mania for example

Hecc yea more Capn Sauce content 🔥🔥🔥🔥

YESSSS! This is SO MUCH like Sneak Thief, I love it so much!!!!!!

Sauce is love sauce is life

Kinda gave me Hello Neighbor vibes with the bear traps and fazing through windows!

Just saying kill it with fire now has two more levels I think love to see you play them

the wolf going into the store had me dying

Please continue