Brendan Schaub: The Gringo Papi | STAND UP COMEDY SPECIAL 

Same here I'm in tears 😂

Yo I kid you not I had a seizure after one of his shows in Ontario CA. I'm epileptic but I was taking my meds and haven't had a seizure for about 5 months need I go watch him and I get a fucking seizure as I'm walking out.

i think an empty room with a half full plastic water bottle sitting in the middle would be more entertaining to stare at then the entire duration of this guys comedy special

@@pin2acoladas facts

This is really not that bad. Can't tell the difference from most American stand ups. Use slang words and say them enthusiastically. Bingo, you're now an American standup!

Oh my gawd. Pack of smokes?

​@@ronindr no i think he was going out to get milk

😂😂😂😂

It's not your kid

Hopefully he does and have his kid watch it and if it laughs he makes the same wise choice you have 😥

I fkn cried reading this comment 💀

Just play it backwarss And its a happy ending

Ralph fiennes was pretty funny at times in Schindler's list.

😂😂😂

Schindler list wasn't a comedy?

Dude, your kid got 2 F's, he didn't fucking murder someone. Harsh.

That's borderline child abuse my guy.

Doing this now

cool joke bro lol wtf that's so stupid

wow, Brendan Schaub has always been PRO education. He apparently read the entire bible and every encyclopedia ever written............. Schuab and education go together like peanut butter and tomatoes..... or

lol no, the first ones got deleted. Shame cuz the comment section was hilarious.

@@almaidatos what was on the first one?

The fuck is he 12? He’s parents just allow that? Lololol he talks sooooo much shit. AT LEASTEZ HE CAN. turn on the comments. He has some real issues

Comments are only good thing about this show... How much did they give free shit to these ppl to laugh to these jokes though. Makes Dallas look even more stupid.

he deletes them

Lmaoooo

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Wow

Got me !😂😂

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nice find

@@Russ0107 I can't watch this anymore!

Damn I didn’t even know they used a laugh track here, I thought the crowd was genuinely loving this comedy.

@@yangsrealm2536 yeah, it's amazing...

@@yangsrealm2536they didn’t. It’s post production stuff. They have to raise and lower the sound of the crowd so you can hear him speak. It’s not really a laugh track, but I guess it’s funny to think it is.

As a person who suffers with severe migraines this special is more painful than a migraine

Does it make it worse that the jokes are being delivered by a living potato?

It was like dragging my balls through broken glass

There were more potatoes during the Irish famine than laughs during this special.

@@kevinmorley4924 but the potatoes caused less indigestion.

LMAO

😂😂😂

LOOOOOL

Lmfaooooo

Say less.

Dark age of comedy is officially over

Quitting?? He never started

Colmedy

Wait, what? I thought this was a TED talk?

When did he start comedy?

Dicey Dicey!

Underrated comment

hahahahahah

"Special Ed" comedy

@@79thejman that was his joke yeah

short bus comedy

Talmbout Jasum Burn B?

Ima give it a try, wish me luck

@@hotsauce3007 are you ok?

@@chrishandsome4267 I just woke up from a 13 hour coma from watching it 😵‍💫

I wanted to count how many times I laughed as he was listed as the most unfunny comedian on reddit today. I laughed 0 times. I mildy smiled at two points.

I’d say this takes the cake

He was a top 10 ranked ufc heavyweight at one point lmao. Definitely not a top 10 comedian 😂

Ah yes, the famously stacked heavyweight division. 😂

@@Ash-nr7mdmuch like mma, he’s a top representative of his weight class including D’Elia and Rogan

can’t forget Bert The Machine too

He beat Cro Cop FFS! How??

I laughed the entire time Not his fault you don't relate 🤷🏽

He found himself to be so funny he was laughing halfway through the set-ups

@@DestroyNations If you can relate to this Ga- douche that says more about you than them.

Its strategy people 😂 because everybody else do it

@@DestroyNations I’ll keep you in my prayers.

Death by firing squad?

​@@phillipdeluca6542 death by playing this special on repeat..but make sure to get them isolated so they dont laugh when others laugh so they dont think they are dumb for not getting the joke...i bet by the second time they play them the special they will gauge their eyes out and burst their ear drums

Underrated comment😂😂

LMAOOOO bruh got me burstin out laughin n laughin bby

Lmao, sadly it’s a laugh track. Wouldn’t be fair to the random people recorded at aa better show

Nice! Someone from st. pete!! To bad this special was ASS

I was about to comment this😅

Wonder how many ppl are there and are these fake laughs

@@population-_-420 3

I'm only here for the comments. Seen few clips & heard everyone talking so know how bad it is, not wasting my time watching. The only time Schaub has ever made me laugh is when he used to get knocked out in the ufc

Good for you,this set paralysed me from the neck down.

why'd you steal?

Wow that’s almost funny as the jokes in the special

Good joke absolutely butchered.

Taking the piss out another guys jokes by stealing a joke that is used in every comment section 😂 work on urself bro

Hard to tell when half the laugh sounds are post-production.

That was the corniest sh*t ever...Elementary calmedy

I liked his closer, where his neighbor said they saw a mountain lion on his Ring app, so he bought a gun and night vision goggles, and then he saw the mountain lion and still got scared, then he too posted on the Ring app that he saw it. He's really grown since You'd Be Surprised. He went from doing a Chinese guy voice to a Mexican lady voice, A room stuff.

@WorcestershireSauce - Knee slapper 😂

Genius joke writing

The funniest part was when we found out they all fit in the small car

That's funnier than anything B.S. said

@@-xirx- former comedian, who could not catch a break ;)

I would say 66% of the way there

dude you fuckin killed me

😂

I did this. Got like 17 minutes in. It was a brave effort

How did it go?

You have a better chance bringing over a first date for a movie, and putting on Pink Flamingos. I've actually done that. We were together for two years afterwards 🤷 thankfully I didn't play this "special"

@@TaylorPullinjust tried it the other night and she slashed her face then called 911 and told the cops it was me. Don’t do it.

You sadist!

So has George Carlton..

Wow 🤣🤣

This wins the comment section

Patrice 🦗🦗🦗

You bogus for that! 🤣😂🤣

😂😂😂😂😂

Idk, even after all that I feel like you'd need to be pretty stupid initially to laugh.

maybe thatll work brb

Bro please don't drag Xanax into this

@@DSPHistoricalSocietyIdgi why not?

I'm a cat thank you very much

​@@zacharyclarke4240are you by any chance employed by PF Chang's?

Jus hangin behind the dumbster at Changs

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and another one

🤣🤣🤣 we the besssss!

Bro 😂DJ Khalid overrated trash 🤣he had one decent album and yet every album goes triple platinum cause of the cameos hahaha 😂

The accuracy of this comment is legendary

😂 except Tim's is a bit. Schaub's is not lol

@@jimbojones9118 correct, sir 😂

@@TonyAllen25 neither is funny

@@yessanknow302 tim at least was funny for a while

lmaooooo oh shit lmaooo

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Fucking hilarious

Lool

Sean Strickland?

And to leave the comment section open

Or the level of retardation

Or lack of self awareness

"An Alan Smithee Comedy Special"

Schaub is a professional comedian! Schaub makes Joe Rogan laugh, enough said ❤❤❤. “Quarantine with the hommies, we’d play video games all day, smoke, have sex with each other at night, right Dallas?”- best comedy line ever

Lol

Half ??? 😂

How can you tell? I couldn't. Tell us the secret....

@@ThePeacePlantI didn’t/don’t have a clue either but listening you here some of the exact same laughs repeated, not just same person but exact same patterns if that makes sense.

Ya it took me 5 minutes to hear the same cackle a few times. No one, even in their delusional mind, is laughing that hard at Schaub.

Laugh track 💯

Rogan or schaub?

​@@nickgeorgiou123 them, Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

​@@BeeHatGuy tom is funny though and doesn't do that cringe thing Brendan does

​@@rickybaillie4222ha toms all hack

​@@BeeHatGuythe hack pack

And this here is comedy 😂

Naah let's keep it hidden

hahahahahaha

Honestly, Brenda’s genuine talent is being a sycophant. He is really good at sucking up and telling you what you want to hear. It’s earned him access to Joe Rogan’s social circle which boosted his social status and helped him produced contracts with Showtime and opportunities with many fighters. He’s squandered all of that but being a brown noser has served him well.

This one is my favorite thank you furry

Dude this is like the best crowd ever idk how he’s got them laughing

what a Good guy* LOL

Dint forget the mountain lion too. 😂

@@Jarlaxle_Baenre this is funnier than anything Schaub ever wrote.

No wonder he cheats on her regularly.

Great guy, never met him

Some commenter noticed that at 17:00 you can hear the laugh track fading out early, so a good chunk of these reactions are probably fake.

It worked. 2 million views hahaha I can't believe I watched knowing it will be a waste of 26 min

Genius

Wabi sabi

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Lmaooo

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Seinfeld never used a laugh track, those were real laughs they got from a live taping each week. Read more, post less.

@@DT-ml3hf its a joke. Were not actually saying this is the exact laughtrack from seinfeld 🤦‍♂️

@@standardreplicantKD6-3.7 I know, but it’s still inferring that Seinfeld had a laugh track, which is a common misconception.

my favourite part haha

Just ripping off Chris Delia's mannerisms

@@saysthetedd oh really lol

Jokes, b

Oh it’s standup - just without the comedy.

lmao

*alluding

Yeah but doing it and doing it good are two different things

So truer :)

But... he can't.

Don't forget, having luck and knowing the right people.

youre on the right path. this made me laugh out loud 😂😂😂

Underrated comment 😂😂

I dont think Joe is much better tbh, it feels like BS did comedy for 2 years, and JR did it for 2 and a half. JR gets his ass kissed coz of his podcast platform, i think if the likes of Tom Segura and Bill Burr were honest, they'd admit JR is at least 3 tiers below them, but because of his pod, they all HAVE to treat him like he's on thier level, which he is definitely NOT. Also, Joey Diaz? Hes just a shit joke guy, "hey i said something disgusting waka waka"

Joe's Comedy is barely better than this. Everyone licks Joe's ass but he's not a particularly funny comedian. He's not a particularly great mma commentator either, he's pretty average at everything he does. He can't even stay in shape without doping and setting a bad example for fighters.

Honestly, Joe Rogan is another comedian who is just very underwhelming and not good.

At least joe is a humble, cool guy

I can’t do more than one joke at a time, my cringe tolerance is too low

Lol absolute psyko 😂

Maaan y'all got me hyped for this. I'm going at it with high hopes ,since I know which comedic genius I am about to witness

I just finished it since the release date thought it might be ok after marinating a few months, I was wrong

I forced myself to watch because of Brendan's past show's sucked, and this one did of course suck as well! I will say i though this was better than Joe Rogan's comedy show, i cant even watch Rogan's shows there agonizing to watch. What the problem is they started this telling stories instead of doing comedy, its like comedy is not what it use to be. Now Bill Burr does a lot of story stuff (but), he makes it funny as hell where Rogan and Brendan have no clue what funny is. I just cant believe these two dont actually listen to there material and not recognize this stuff is not funny.....are they just plain dumb or what!

You mean Keenan’s bit from SNL?

My kid used to do that when he was really small. Taco "TAE-COE" but it was cute when he said it but not because he was dumb he was 3... He's 22 and doesn't still do it because it would just be odd.

Loooooooo

Classic comedy b

@@PatPauloMMA eggsackly, b!

With all due respect to Brendan, this truly is a comedy special that i've watched

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Say what you like about Shaub but......oh wait, there's no but.

It definitely is one

This is a comedy special?

This cracked me tha fuck up 😂 thank you

The cringe is almost too thick from the start.

That’s a funny comment! Bro dude got up there, have you???

@@Ac-ly8tx why would I need to? Getting sympathy laughs for a shit routine is not exactly on the "try it before you talk about it" list. I can see from here he is as bad as I would be.

It never wears off...

SunnyV2

Your coment was in a sunnyv2 video

"special"

"comedy"

Do you notice how even tho they’re making the sound of laughing, it dies down really quickly. Those aren’t hardy laughs. The best laughs is when someone is still laughing and you have to go to your next bit before you run out of time.

It's the same laughs same people same sound look athe front row people , how still

He got that from D'elia

@@Splatteringram they’re not laughing period. All the laughing is a looped soundtrack. I could make a video on it but it’d take me a year. The only audio you hear is Brendan

This sounds like the laughs you would hear from a Norman Lear sitcom, it has to be a laugh track.

Yoooo 😅😅😅😅

That's not fair. I laughed way more times than that in the comments.

The dick joke bigger from vaccine got me play nice

Nice work

Actually a lot of people laughed a lot more than that at this comment section, but the one thing they were guaranteed to not laugh at was this comment

We don’t understand cte speak ,

So how about them vaccines am I right?

@@nerdguyman I hear it is dicey, dicey.. so I guess that is bad.

I mean what language is he speaking

Is it normal to call yourself papi? I don't get it

He observed and studied what comedians do and how comedians act. Comedians say they perform at night clubs to get their dues, so he learned to say that. Comedians say they go on the road to different comedy clubs, so he’s learned to say that. Comedians talk about getting a comedy special, so he had the audacity to prematurely push for a comedy special. Comedians break character and struggle to hold in their laughs, slap their mics on their thighs, and point at someone in the crowd, so he’s learned to do that. Comedians write bits and practice being funny, so he….nah, that’s too much hard work. Much easier to name drop Rogan and other popular names,

@@steverogers7601quiet peasant

Was very funny to me.... I watch it every day

Actually... Its like surprise, midnight sex.... IN PRISON!!!!

Salsa? That sounds like some sort of crazy exotic Mexican food! Wonder if Brandon has any thoughts on this subject in this 25 minute juggernaut of a performance.

@@DABA2024 wait until he discovers cilantro. Or sih-lawn-trow

@@ab872009 Peeko DUGeYeeeee eye eye eye andele mucho

I spit out my drink after I read this

😂😂

Okay Dr sarge lol

You're fascinated easily

I think you misspelt "CTE"

Yes! The same. its so bad that i kinda love it.

Agreed

Lol

lol same

Trueeee

An update on johnny? Laughed and laughed and healed up????

Johnny dead huh bruh? Shoulda put in a Schulz or Burr special loo

Rip johnny

5 mins in Johnny flatlined.

I can't stop laughing!!!

Was in the audience, wasn’t aware I was in Dallas.

I don't think they even knew they were at a comedy show.....and I can't really blame them for coming to that conclusion.

@@mc3newsmcocconcierge504 thank goodness he told you, otherwise you may not have ever known

@@lordsnarkgrumpkinslayer9865 I’m a masochist. (Also wanted to see David Lucas).

@@JoeyM10 thank goodness you’re in the RU-vid comments.