Brewstew - School Suspension 

1:32 the teachers over reaction to “ass” is proof that in her free time she asks to speak to people’s managers...

“Avert your eyes from the crevasse of my rump” I’m dead 😂😂

If my school was as strict as this, every single kid would have gotten suspended every week

There's something seriously wrong with that school to set up detention in the basement of a church, or any off campus building for that matter.

"I'm not like Jeffery Dohmer over here,starting the puppy holocaust in his locker" I love that scene

All that because of a single swear word? Imagine if his art teacher and his dean were both watching his videos now...

“I’m not like Jeffery Dahmer over here starting a puppy holocaust in his locker” had me dying

😂😂😂 This is 100% my experience in High School detention. We had this old cop named Maurice. Black guy. He didn't give any shits. We called him, "Mo-reece the Po'-lice". 😅 Being in detention with him was the best! There were all these weird psychopaths just like you described here, but Ofc. Mo' made it all worthwhile because he would always talk about how pissed off he was to be there with us. A camaraderie if you will. One time he came out and caught us all smoking - and we were all terrified - until he bummed a drag, said, "don't tell nobody about this", and went back inside! We loved this man! I miss him! I'm drinking this beer right now thinking about Ofc. Maurice tha Po-lice. And all the weird cretins I spent time in lockup with in High School. Three cheers to Ofc. Mo'! 🍺

Kid 1:Oh, my god he said the A word kid 2:He's the devil!

Teacher: we don't use that type of language here!! Me: well would you prefer a different language? Spanish maybe?

The nineties as a kid was the best. The nostalgia is killing me. I wanna go back!

Tyler looks like a madman walking out of the classroom. 🤣

“Starting a puppy holocaust in his locker” lol

The art teacher is literally my science teacher

Bro that art teacher is built different She can hear a fucking swear over 500,000,000,000,000,000 miles

I love how your school basically acted like your mild swearing is as horrible as the guy who keeps dead puppies in his locker.

“Why is Tyler dressed up like a lesbian”

1:04 I find that statement to be offensive

That's an insane punishment! I suppose the statute of limitations has run on the forced unpaid labor. That would have been awesome to sue them over.

In HS I got a detention over a similar situation. Two boys were calling my name whispering in study hall. They’d whisper my name, then turn away like they didn’t say anything. After about 3 times, I’d had enough. The guy who was in charge was a wrestling coach, and these two were on his team. So I figured, it was up to me put a stop to it. I’m the middle of a deathly quiet study hall, I LOUDLY said “what the hell do you want?” Everyone was shocked! You’d thought I’d kill someone. The “teacher” was that coach who wasn’t really a teacher so he didn’t know what to do. Of course, once he saw it was two of his wrestlers, I HAD to be the problem. 🙄 I ended up getting sent to the school warden, got a detention. The two involved? Nothing. Many years later, I had one of those boys...now grown men..contact me. Had no idea I was that girl they harassed back then. (I had outgrown all my teenage issues).. I look totally different and I had a different last name. Needless to say, he wasn’t doing well. He was that jock in school everyone liked..now he’s that guy who lives in his “glory days”...because that’s all he has..and trolling unknown women for dates on the internet. Poetic justice❤️ The other guy? No idea..nor do I care

In high school? Seriously?

"odd one out of a bukake" what a lovely sentence.

We need more Brewstew high school stories

My history teacher called me boo.

“Are you finished with your tatertots” That made almost spit out my drink

"Oh, I just *filled my locker with a bunch of dead puppies."* "Hey, what didja get for question 1? I'm thinking it's A, but _all these voices in my head are telling me it's B."_ This is exactly why we love you Brewstew

2:12 the way he phrased it I’m holleringgg 😭

"Lookin like the odd one out at a bukkake" I'm dead😂😂

What kind of Looney Tuned place did you grow up in? Why on Earth would they stick you in a Church basement and be supervised by a *police officer* of all things for just saying "ass"?

This is the best channel ever

"Why is tyler dressed like a lesbian" got me dying💀

I love rewatching your old vids

I just love this style of animation

*What brings you down here in the comment section baby boy?*

3:57 “ENOUGH TO FIX YOUR BRAIN” Why the hell is he so dam grumpy😂

I had an eerily similarly descripted guidance counselor in high school whose catchphrase was "brotha mane" lol took me back!

The cop poster gets me everytime “don’t be a dick” 😂😂

What kinda school suspension system was that , hiring a police officer to stay at a church’s basement to watch these crazy kids doing a worksheets? What kinda department is that ? The correctional services?

Cracks me up when it cuts to the officer even being uncomfortable and he got his gun on the desk. 🤣

I got afterschool detention once for standing up in art class. Just fricking standing up

That teacher complaining about the word ass probably swears like a trucker when shes home

I once got suspended for defining the difference between internal and external fertilization as "getting laid and not getting laid" I thought that was hysterical. The thing that killed me about the whole situation is that I got in trouble for it nearly two months later! Who waits 8 weeks to grade bio tests?

I just stumbled upon these videos and I. Can’t. Stop. 😂

3:59 “I’m not like Jeffrey Dahmer Over Here” 😂

Wow! New brewstew video! You made my day

"I *just* filled my locker with a bunch of dead puppies"

2:33 those brute trash cans are the exact ones we use at my work. Gives me bad memories of having to take them out in the fuckin' pouring rain and the bag tearing on me as I throw it in the dumpster.

That was so funny, I cried with laughter. "Excuse me" Lol

What the hell kind of school suspension program does that school have? That was so weird. Lets skip the fact that they didn't just have him not be able to come to school like most suspensions do. I can see helping out in the cafeteria or something being a form of punishment, but having to be at a church in the basement with a police officer there filling out behavioral papers? Huh?

"He's the devil!" I lose it every time 😂💀

"All these voices in my head keeps telling me it's B" 🤭😂🤣

When I keep hearing something funny about it on here i cannot stop thinking about it and people ask why do I keep laughing 😂

Jacksepticey’s intro: TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES! PewDiePie: How’s it going bros my name is PEWDIEPIE! Brewstew: alright

Kid: *Graduates* Mom: "Its that god damn phone"

I got thrown outta art class too. I laughed too loud after acting like an ass. You have told all my stories!!!

Every video makes me laugh so hard when i watch it with friends and family and when in alone watching keep up the good work love your kids

"What are you in for" Tyler: I have a potty mouth.

2:47 I didn’t get to stay home at school 🤦‍♂️

When I was in school, we had ISS and OSS: In-School Suspension and Out of School Suspension... Sounds like you had a combination of both! When I think back to ISS, I keep thinking about the teacher that played "The Wing Beneath My Wings" on Repeat all day long...

At least you’ve never gotten an ISS, or in other words, prison. You’re stuck in a room with no windows, not allowed outside, and the principal makes you write the entire bible.

3:35 “Oh, I just filled my locker with a bunch of dead puppies”

What brings you here Baby Boy!?

Your content keeps my life support drip running must keep watching.

I'm here for the story your funny as hell. No one has perfect animation

Mr. Haldwell has a nice shiny head loll

"And that's the bottom line..." - Austin 3 :16

All of my teachers swear so this is mind blowing to me 💀

I like how every Art Teacher has supersonic hearing

Art teacher: WE DONT USE TTHAT KIND OF LANGUAGE!! Yet has a bob ross picture saying “paint s***”

School fights

Love your videos brew stew!

0:55 “Excuse Me!” 😆

"Haldwell" More like goddamn Baldwell That crap is more bright than a diamond.

You know its a good day when brewstew uploads

Allrightt 😂😂 the beginning is classic

In school suspension was always fun for me in middle school, Bill was the best he let us explain why we were there and then he’d tell us how to avoid it or how to talk like an adult to get out of after school suspension. Mrs Gow she was strict, but she was always the coo A S S teacher (after school suspension lol), but we sat at these desks that was boarded up so you can’t talk to people on the left or right of u😭. Always gave snacks and talked to us whenever we needed, but we couldn’t speak with anyone in the room only her , but you had to come to her desk and whisper

1:57 Bald Bald Bald Bald MY EYES

2:55 Church sign says "And thats the bottom line..." Austin 3:16 lol

bro every video seems to always make me laugh keep up the great work

2:47 “I didn’t get to stay home at school the next day” 😂

3:15 pick b

So you get suspended for saying the word "ass" boi for swearing is part of our life style at school even the teachers swear in class

I love your videos keep making them plz

The end was so funny 😂

I didn't think you were a bad ass getting suspended in high school lol

Girl: walks in the dean office Mr. Haldwell:. WhAt Brings You HeRe Baby Boi

I died when he was speaking in his gentleman voice 💀

I got 2 detentions in middle school. My friend accidentally closed my locker on my hand and in a fit of pain I yelled AH FUCK. A teacher ran out of her classroom, not to see if someone was hurt but to give me a detention. I tried to explain the situation and in doing so, quoted myself by saying fuck again. she gave me a 2nd detention for that! I was like "are you serious right now?"

*"O O F"*

“Enough to fix your brain”😂😂😂

3:55 had me dying " enough to fix your brain "

I loved the add I watched the whole thing I'm impressed with my delf

My art teacher tried to correct anyone that said black was their favorite color by saying it was a shade. I remember one guy who said “Well then I guess it’s my favorite shade, I don’t have a favorite color”

Suspended for saying ass? Okay

This gotta be his funniest video 😂

Damn I just realized that the outro to some of his videos is the Nintendo 64 James Bond music. I love that game.

I literally said crap in school and got in trouble and then there’s my friend saying shitty directly to the teacher....

Was your dean mr.Mosby????

2:38 I didn't get to stay home at school. Lol I watch and rewatch these all the time bout 10th time b4 I noticed that

I love watching this channel 🤣🤣🤣