My Mom's Cruel and Unusual Punishments 

“I’M NOT GOING BACK TO TIMEOUT!” “30 minutes in timeout it is.”

"If you don't behave I'm gonna go get the soap" "I don't care soap tastes good." Big Mood

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL (car starts intensly shaking) TAKE IT FROM MY HAAAAAANDS (car starts spiraling)

"Hey James, what's 6 + 6?" "Uh, 9. Idiot". It took me 5. YEARS. to realize that mistake.

Nobody’s talking about the M&M trick, but that’s some incredible psychological trickery

“I hear by sentence you to 15 minutes in time out” That’s worse than jail

‘JESUUUUSSS TAKEEEE THE WHEEEEEEEELLL’ killed me 😭

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="398">6:38</a> JESUSS TAKE THE WHEEEEELLLLLL .. TAKE IT FROM HAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

"My mom reads my scripts" also james: "my mom loves me. at least she used to..."

"Mom! Luke called me a BUTTHOLE!" "That's 50 cents!" " *WOOOO, I'M RICH* !"

James’ mom when he does something bad: “I’m gonna munch, I’m gonna crunch… on these M&M’s”

My parents gave up on punishments because they weren't working anyway. They hit me, grounded me, isolated me, etc and none of it worked. When they tried grounding, I just straight up ignored it. Same with isolation. For a while they tried hitting me various ways, but I would just parry it, block it, or take it on directly while saying "I can take whatever you dish out" Eventually, they gave up and said "Do what you want, we're not saving you" They never did anyway, so works for me.

*”MOOOOM LUKE CALLED ME A BUTTHOLE!”* “That’s fifty cents.” *”WOOO IM RICH!”* “Happy about it? 49 cents it is.”

"Yeah, can we go to wecess?" Me: I can relate

I like coming back to this and realizing how much I learned from this and learned to appreciate my parents more.

“So what are you 2 losers talking about?” I’m dying

"im a good boy" "IM A GOOD BOY" *Cries and eats M&M*

"She loves me" *".....At least, she used to..."* Poor James.😥

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="189">3:09</a> 3 years ago, my brother was laughing at this. It's 2023 and my brother still laughs about it up to date :)

Part 2 please! your video's are so good and I watch them over and over again.

“James, I hereby sentence you to 15 minutes in the time out corner.” “I’M NOT GOING BACK TO TIME OUT!

"Hey what's 6 + 6?" "Uh, nine, idiot."

This video is still my favorite Odd1sOut video to this day. I have a lot of nostalgia towards it and the jokes here are some of his best and contains the funniest Odd1 moment in my opinion. Still holds up to this day.

“Mom! I’m on the phone! Wow I can’t believe you said that to the person who gave birth to you. So what are you two losers talking about?” Got my laughing 😂

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="193">3:13</a> "yueueuueuueyueuueueuuee yeu say yeu were flihin a water ah me uh ACHOO *violent sobbing"*

James Mom: * eats M&M in front of misbehaving child * Tabbes Dad: * Breaks all electronics and make their child run 5 times around the park *

IM NOT GOING BACK TO TIME OUT! 😡

How does this only have 1m likes with 60m views, this stuff is hilarious. Definitely deserves every view it gets

You know this guy is pure when he calls plastic bags "baggies"

Sister: you’re an unpleasant person Him:awwww

I❤mom

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="398">6:38</a> I’m laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂

poor james just drawing a dinosaur instead of cleaning

JEEESSUUUSSS TAAAAKEEEE THEEEE WWWHHHEEEEELLL, TTAAAAKKKEE IIITTTT FRRROOOMMM MYYYYY HAAANNNNNDDDD

"JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEEEEEL" "TAKE IT FROM MY HAAAAAANDS"😂

MOM, LUKE CALLED ME A BUTTHOLE. That’s 50 cents. WOOOOOOOO IM RICH

Mom: "That's why you need to get a good education James." *slap* James: "OOF"

James: *swears at his mom* James’ mom: That’s.. 1, 2, 3.. that’s 40 dollars

I know this was 5 whole years ago, but I still want to say happy birthday James mom, I cracked up every time I watch this video at the part where it goes Jesus take the wheel anyways keep doing what you do. Best James, good luck and thank you for entertaining me 😊😊😊

JeSuS tAKe ThE wHeEl 😢

“THATS 100 DOLLARS JAMES” -James’s mom while reading the script

Twin Sister: James y-your an unpleasant person Mom: *Confused* James: Awwwwwww

My mum told me that the mannequins in shops are the children who misbehaved in shops to get me to behave 😂

So when I was very young about 3-4 me and my dad were in a store and I decided to hide in the middle of a coat circle and my dad started yelling for me for like 10 mins until he found me. Safe to say I did not go in one of those again.

"HEY HEY * snap * * snap * look a me" _nom_ "GAAASP"

“Can we go to wecess” 😂

"Can we go to weeses" 💀

James: IM NOT GOING BACK TO TIMEOUT Me: extended your timeout to 30 minutes

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="399">6:39</a> for “JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL”

"I"M NOT GOING BACK TO TIME OUT!!" that got me

“I’M NOT GOING BACK UNTIL I’M OUT!!!!!!!!” *chef’s kiss*

I love listening to James talk about about his life experiences

Car: JESUS TAKE THE WEEEEELLLLLLL The kids that his school: oh god nope never gonna talk to him His neighbors: honey he’s at it again

The part “Jesus take the WHEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL TAKE IT FROM MY HANDDDDDDDDD” got me dead 🤣

“UHHHHHHH I plead the fwith” got me cracking up 😂

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="403">6:43</a> is my favourite bit EVER!!!!

Me and my sister were in the car and we had the radio playing and all the sudden we heard JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!!!!! and then we died laughing

“MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM! LUKE CALLED ME A BUTTHOLE!!!” Jame’s mom: That’s 50 cents! James: WOOOOOOOOO! I’M RICH!! That got me dead 😂

can I just say how much I appreciate TheOdd1sOut puts into this and each video.

"JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEEEL, TAKE IT FROM MY HAAAAAAANDS" *Enters another dimension*

Little James Rallison: The time out corner...Rated R

Happy birthday James mom

"JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEEL" Best line in the odd1sout cinematic series.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="398">6:38</a> is the best part of this whole video😂

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="328">5:28</a> Not the Rotary dial

"JESUS TAKE THE WHEELE! TAKE IT FROM MY HANDS!!!!!-"🤣 byfar the funniest part of the video

The part when James said “WOOOOOO IM RICH!!!” Made me laugh the most

my sister: Why are you laughing so much- <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="398">6:38</a>

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="395">6:35</a> fun fact, me and my dad were listening to the guardians of the galaxy volume 1 soundtrack on CD, and it gets to spirit I’m the sky, coincidentally another Christian rock song, and I turn it down as I’m about to get out of the car at school, and he just starts blasting that crap throughout the parking lot. Even the teachers who would help with the car ramp danced.

O M GOSH I LOVE UR SHOW I WATCH IT ON REPEAT SUCH AMAZING WORK JAMES KEEP IT UP LOVE IT SO MUCH

James: MOM HE CALLED ME A BUTTHOLE Mom: that's 50 cents! James: WoOoOo I'm RiCh!!!!!

Mom: that’s why u need a college education James. *SLAPS*

Notice how James said, “Almost… never be talking to a girl” W rizz

Dude,the start was so relateable

“JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEL, TAKE IT FROM MY HAAAAAANDS” Was hilarious 💀

James mom: "Ok thats 15 minutes in the time out corrner" Baby james: *"IM NOT GOING BQCK IN THE TIME OUT CORRNER!"*

“You won’t do it no balls.” 💀

"MOM, LUKE CALLED ME A BUTT- HOLE." Mom: "that's 50 sents" "WAHOO, I'M RICH" <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="225">3:45</a>

Faith: J..James, you're an unpleasant person James: *awww*

James mom: “You won’t do it no balls” I love that

happy bday james mom

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="19">0:19</a> got me on the floor

“Who would drive you to soccer practice?” Um... the person that gave me candy??????

"hey!hey! Look at me.." **proceeds to eat MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMs very aggressively**

the slow realisation that this came out 5 years ago and im an adult now

Happy birthday James's mom

“I’M NOT GOING BACK TO THE TIMEOUT CHAIR” -James 2018

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="42">0:42</a> "That's why you need a college education james." O O F !

HAPPYBIRTHDAY Jame's mom!

Never knew this video had 1 million likes

James: I’m not scientist but I think moms take a really big role in society Dads: I have been forgotten

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="398">6:38</a> *JESUS TAke THe WHEALLlL JUst take it from my haaaaaaaaaaaand*

James: I love you mom you made me like this James's mom: Dang it

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="37">0:37</a> IT IS ok to eat cupcakes for breakfast. I do it sometimes

When he starts “swearing” on captions it says “beeping intensifies”

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="130">2:10</a> Wait... James... *ARE THOSE FINGERS??*

"Inappropriate animes" got me dying and "penis" also got me rollin on da floor

Came back 4 years later and this Chanel is still a masterpiece

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="263">4:23</a> Alright James That will be 40$. Pay up!

"Mom Luke Called Me A Butt Hole, Thats 50 cents, WOOOOO I'm Rich"