Britsh Values are being CHEMICALLY CASTRATED! 

British values: voting for Tories repeatedly so they can rob you down to your underwear and then blame an immigrant for it.

WTF, what about the war on BOATS?! That bloody Colin's suddenly gone all WOKE!!! 😡

Drinking Beer and Shouting.

Coming from Portsmouth I can confirm this is real call from a real caller…….we’re all like that here….love to the family

*I HAVE NO IDEA* how you guys produce one "Colin in Portsmouth| masterpiece after another - you never miss, there is never a bad one

Thanks for clarifying our British values Colin! Brilliant as ever!

At last a list of British Values. Now 2024 can start!

Britsh values!

"i imagined something in my own head, and it was terrifying" classic.

Brilliant as always.

Wish Colin would make his feelings clear.

Thank god Colin mentioned cricket at the end, I thought he'd forgot it.

I moved here, as an immigrant from a country that is better at cricket. I feel like a right twat now.

Number A of "Britsh values" is literacy.

The best health care system in the world, delivered free at point of use; equal access to justice via legal aid; a university education available to all; making sure all children are fed; world-class arts and culture… So many things I felt patriotic about coming of age in the mid-90s.

You forgot to mention, driving our German cars, drinking French vine and Australian beer (not while driving please), watching American programmes on our Japanese TV sets while eating Indian takeaways. True British values.

I do admire Colin's balanced and informed views... "Intellectually capable" seems apt

Oh no! Run away! Run away!...🧐Hey! Wait a minute! I am a half German Portuguese why am I running too? Oh Colin! Such a good actor! Got me all worked up and such!😅

Solid list of British values from Colin, there. 😄

British values: electing a party that has spaffed 100 billion quid. So essentially knowing the price of everything but the value of nothing.

Sharp as a scalpel! (not a chemical one)

🤣🤣🤣 I truly love your videos!! ❤

"I'll fight you!!!" "But you said I've got a chemical scalpel" "Oh, that's typical of the Left, resorting to violence!" Absolutely incredible 😂

Getting mad at foreigners who won't wear a poppy!

Love to the family.

Is there enough room in the prison court yard to play a decent game of cricket? I bet there isn't . So you can't, so they are taking away one of Colin's British Values. Did he get a day release to see his granddaughters nativity play? It sounds like a good thing Jim Bloody Davidson is the odd one out to save Britain in London. Perish the thought of tiny Jim Davidsons. Free the Pompy Mandela Free Colin from Portsmouth Love to the Family Keep Cricket British.

I loved the grin when Colin said "cricket" at the end.

And as if by magic, it's all down to Gary Bloody Lineker again! I think they just missed it with this one lol.

The gift that keeps on giving, hope you can keep up the standard!

It's that last line 😀 😀 😀

I think you'll find those are GREAT British values😂

Reminded of this bloke who interupted Victoria Derbyshire's spot one morning in Parliament Square. In the middle of an interview he walks in view with his push and claims 'I'm the only white face in Bermondsey- I kid you not.' Derbyshire cooly continued with her piece while the idiot was removed.

I love talking to you 🤣🤣🤣

British value list is brilliant lol

A heartwarming contribution from Colin as always.

Oh chaps. It is so reasurring to listen to you encouraging the great british nation (Colin) to express himself. So very moving. Love to the you boys and to Colin! 😆👍

Oh, and cricket 🤣

What’s cricket- yours independently Scotland

You missed out complaining about the weather.

It's an impressive list.

Makes you proud, doesn't it 😂

I do sometimes worry about this show - Colin's the only one ever calling in! Is he the only listener?

In fairness those countries were using those artifacts as building materials at the time we BOUGHT them. Some of Athens' finest corner shops are part Parthenon.

Love to the chemicals family

:) Love it one of your best:)

Can Cricket be said to be a British value anymore? The worst performance of most cricketing nations at the recent World Cup.😮

.... and causing endless conflicts and mass murder by drawing lines on a map (or does that count as a super power?)

There's no such thing as British therefore you can't apply any values to it🎉😂😂

He forgot the bloody pronouns.

Priceless.

'The education secretary, Gillian Keegan, also weighed in, saying “universities should stand up for our British values and stop giving in to woke ideology”.' - Univ. of Bristol has stopped playing the anthem. "Our British values" - hilarious

Don't forget occupying a neighbouring countrys land while sending billions to another country to fight against a neighbouring country occupying their land? Free Pompey's Mandela, love to the family ✌

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stop ripping James O'brein's callers

Love to the family.