Brock's Best Quotes [Venture Bros] 

‘Go ahead. TAKE IT FROM ME!’ Perfect summary of early Brock ‘…I could dodge it’ perfect summary of later Brock

i love that as time goes by, he becomes more and more of a goofball, and fits better into the ventures.

Brock is not one for talking, but each word out of his mouth is pure gold.

Brock is a full on god, men write him love letters and women name they're vibrators after him. - henchman 21

Of all the people who claim what a "Rusty Venture" is, i have to believe Brock.

It may not be his funniest line, but I love "You sure did Hank...you sure did." as Hank gets his mind erased and forgets losing his virginity. Brock sounds like such a proud father in just that short exchange, showing how much he really cares for the boys in the process.

I was hoping that you were going to make the guild speech the last clip. And you did not disappoint.

6:17 "Sasquatch is something I've never seen before!" Such perfect deliver it makes me laugh every time.

“Your unavoidable deaths will become the stuff of legends”. Kills me every time!

You forgot when he says to the Moppets "you guys are kinda creepy, this was probably a stupid idea" after asking them to bully a kid.

My favorite one is “them old cowboy speeches” with quiz boy, and also “hey the monarch, I’m taking your fucking car” *explosion*

3:50 still my favorite quote and his best face

6:15 “What are you shy? Sasquatch doesn’t have anything you haven’t seen before.” “SASQUATCH IS SOMETHING I HAVEN’T SEEN BEFORE!!!”

-when your asleep, quick jerk of the neck, never feel a thing -you've thought about this -yes I have.

8:08 great moment. You can absolutely tell Brock's REALLY about to show us why the Guild has "Death by Samson" listed.

I wanna see Patrick's expression when he says these lines especially the last one

Never noticed how Brock actually swings that guy around with his whole butt. Fucking hilarious seeing it move across the screen like a shark passing by a camera.

“You’ve thought of this” “Yes I have” Brock is cold

The song “Like a friend” is honesty the most emotional song to me ever, just as emotional as Bohemian Rhapsody.

Great moments it seems that didn't make the cut: When Brock told the Monarch the moment he finishes his speech, he's gonna kill him. When he told Rusty that sacrifice is living next to the boys for a year and not being able to tell them they're safe ): And telling Shore Leave that Rock beats everything and that paper is stupid. Also my personal favorite: HE'S GOT ANTS ON HIS ASS!

I’ll admit… I actually kinda disliked Brock in the earliest episodes, when he was a one dimensional psychopath, but it’s not long before he becomes one of the best parts of the show.

You see, this is why joe cannot be allowed to walk. His voice and mobility combined is too powerful

The slayer of henchmen.

I just realized that the reason Brock survived that point blank canon blast is because of the steel plate he has embedded in his chest!

Nothing will ever beat “they hit me with a truck”

comedic gold rofl! "you don't want to end up like Gary Busey"

I like that after a while he dropped some of the facade that is Brock Samson. He starts just becoming comfortable in his own skin around people.

The sasquatch clip was hilarious lol "What, are you shy? Sasquatch doesn't have anything you haven't seen before." "Sasquatch _IS_ something I haven't seen before!"

There is only one way to properly describe brock samson: He killed a shark with his bare hands and then killed an assasin with the shark

“No butt stuff this time, ok?” *Lasso’d* “I LIKED IT.” Brock you dirty dog 😂😂😂

Brock to hank: You wanna end up like Gary Busey? Hank: gasps and buckles his seat belt

They hit me with a truck…

That last speech to the blackout team is one of my favorite bits of the entire show.

I never expected Patrick Warburton to say "David Bowie" in a sexy voice. 3:18

0:39. A verse that’s always stuck with me.

4:35 the NOISE hank makes gets me every time LMAO

When I hear the guild speech he gives at the end every time every single hair on my body stands up

8:08 You know the more I think about this scene, the more I realize no one probably heard that speech. Why would you stay anywhere near that building after hearing that?

Brock is a force of nature

Brock Samson is the most epic f***ing badass ever conceived besides John Wick with a very deep soul and a sharp heart dripping with passion.

This show would've had no legs without Patrick Warburton.

God dammit I want there to be a venture brothers season eight…. There might be a venture bros movie coming out…. Please don’t let this end

It truly is one of the greatest TV shows of all time. Smokes anything they have made in the past 10 years.

I just love how can just sense if somebody is in his car at anytime, anyplace, in any condition.

ok but no butt stuff this time... I LIKED IT

Most of these are better in the episode since you get some missing context

Its all fun and games until his left eye starts twiching

i feel sorry for that one henchman of underbites first brock gripping those balls to brock giving him one of the most worse pieces of news

I love how the guild has an entire category dedicated to the man. Death by Samson

They never will get old

The only thing that’s ever even remotely diminished Brock was the “pasketti” incident. That was one time we saw even the time at flaw in his armor of coolness

Please, we need best of Hunter Gathers!

Patrick Warburton is incredible at voice acting.

Fantastic

Brock is one of those guys that so powerful, you'd expect him to say wize shit all the time, but he doesn't.

Everytime he talks it sounds like he is out of breath

Icarus.... what are you trying to tell me little man, you don't like Zep?

Wow, that butt-cheek grip would make Viktor from Darkstalkers blush.

4:32 said it in such a calm and related way

There is something about his voice that makes things way more funny

3:28 is so fucking funny and the clip after about the Cold War fucking deadddddddd. 😂😂

4:39 I love that cut. XD

Finally one of these videos that his best quotes isn't just, literally everything he ever said, but actually some funny quotes

The Presto Chango "STUPID!" is one of my favorite scenes from the entire series. He's just so fed up.

0:11 has got to be the most well known of the bunch. However, 1:02 is probably my favorite

How come they flip between blue eyes and black eyes

“Alright. We’re doin’ this.”

4:42 When you fall for the same tricks from your Ex

His psychotic stare while saying "TAKE IT FROM ME" will never be NOT hilarious! 🤣

"....someone is in my car" I felt that

brock he's not human he's a monster and a badass one

4:17 CITY 17 BACKGROUND NOISE / GM_BIGCITY TIRE SQUEALING

2:55 pibby moment

Good Fraggin' god, I've been trying to find that "I THOUGHT THE COLD WAR WAS OVER" Scene for an hour, now, desperate to draw a GIF from it... and you cut it off before the bit I actually needed for a joke I've been putting off.... Mildly infuriating, little bit frustrated.... Not unlike him, literally a second later... _WHICH IS THE SCENE THAT I WANTED_

Miss murder mode Brock

2 of my friends I've known for 20+ years say that Brock reminds them of me. More personality and ability than looks. I'm more of a Giant Dwarf or a Midget Giant.

Missed one of the best quotes "I think I might be a tapestry of quiet desperation"

Listening to this really started to remind me of Joe Swanson rather than Brock Samson :D

I miss the Venture Bros so much dog. I remember watching all 7 seasons in one month

“Go ahead. Take it from me”

Every time I here a David Bowie song I saw his name like Brock

Oh man, I gotta rewatch this show.

" THEY HIT ME WITH A *T R U C K K K K"*

Some of the later fights were actually pretty damn good

What a line to end it on.

I love Brock

Brock Samson is my favorite anime character

I love how 5:09 is a "quote" because to everyone that clicked on this video, yes it is lmao

"They hit me with a truck" 😡

*"AAAAH MY FRICKEN AARM!!"*

Season 1 Brock really skipped leg day.

I watched every episode (on hulu) ima have to look for the ones i didn't see

LOVE YOUR POSTS!!!!! Can you do Hunter sometime?

Just saying, a Rusty Venture is not fun at all, your whole pelvis just feels sore and stinging, to say nothing of your dick, which can blister if you don't use the right kind of lubes. Remember, water based lubes, not oil based.

Hey monarch Huh I’m taking your fucking car Gha ya ya

Best in my opinion they hit me with a truck

1:20 that poor guy

6:54 is probably the best quote: quote unquote.

“ THEY hit me with a truck! “ 😡

5:46 the first time he said sorry to the enemy and also this joke was gold