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@chinwekeleizuzu9561 4 года назад

I like how Gina was legit about to repeat the burn she and Emily just read out loud to Amy.

@davidf2244 4 года назад

That really made the joke.

@sponge4270 4 года назад

Can someone write down what she said? I cant understand what she said.

@chinwekeleizuzu9561 4 года назад

Gina: Hey Amy what did one graphing calculator say to the other one. Amy: What? Gina: Why does this sad lady own two of us.

@sponge4270 4 года назад

@@chinwekeleizuzu9561 hha tyty

@camodew3316 4 года назад

Gina reminds me of a young Penny Marshall from laverne and shirley

@nabi6846 4 года назад

that’s why Capt. Holt and Gina got the same result on the personality test they took.

@DJisAwesome 4 года назад

You mean they were both I9C3G6?? Lmaooo

@lisab4395 3 года назад

@@DJisAwesome that was a horrible apology from content to tone.

@tbpdesigns8282 3 года назад

Bro soooo trur

@tbpdesigns8282 3 года назад

*true

@serenn91 3 года назад

@@lisab4395 glad to see you’re cheery hen

@kreigthepsycho 4 года назад

"Someone just came in to try and find her dalmatian coat" Supporting his father I see

@mckenzie.latham91 4 года назад

Also love the cruella devil reference

@eeshasridhar5929 3 года назад

One of my favorite burns 🔥

@pea8868 2 года назад

THIS. ONE OF THE BEST METHINKS

@sureindubitably3771 Год назад

@@mckenzie.latham91 same, it's so good

@metin5408 4 года назад

everytime Madelin and Captain Holt are in the same room you know it's about to go down

@franzbbuih3231 4 года назад

When that haopens i guees you could say its wunch time!

@karma_tography 4 года назад

your post was at 199 likes, and when i liked it it jumped to 202

@elorine5682 4 года назад

That's why Holt and Gina are easy to get along with each other, they talk savagery

@rambot670 4 года назад

@@karma_tography Funny, the exact same thing happened with three other people!!

@CaptainLumpyDog 4 года назад

Blackbankai 03 More like WUNCHKINLAND!

@secondsun6963 4 года назад

“Boston, that’s so close to Salem. You do know what they do to witches there?”

@Yasminjames2011 4 года назад

It was one of the best quotes

@DramaBricks 4 года назад

"This is amazing. "

@emphaticjam4381 4 года назад

Woah! That was exactly what it said in the video.

@jzthereaper100 3 года назад

@@emphaticjam4381 you dont say?!

@zarahjoyce5143 4 года назад

i feel like this show can teach me so much on how to insult someone without cursing at them

@thenaughtygemini 4 года назад

or making fun of someone for their gender/sexuality/mental illness which is what most comedy is today bc apparently being an asshole is 3edgy

@woodkaramel 4 года назад

@@thenaughtygemini they never made fun of someone because of those things in b99

@thenaughtygemini 4 года назад

@@woodkaramel yeah, thats what i said.....

@woodkaramel 4 года назад

@@thenaughtygemini oh ok

@thenaughtygemini 4 года назад

@Butt McAss buddy, its not a standard -- most comedy still isnt like that so i havent been living under anything

@chinwekeleizuzu9561 4 года назад

"There has been a ton of crime in my neighbourhood and the cops there are bad". This has to be the best burn in B99

@zackzhang6394 4 года назад

Chinwekele Izuzu Yeah... I knoooow

@groundzero1041 4 года назад

@JimBean175 4 года назад

3,000 likes

@cheeseperson9983 4 года назад

It’s actually and the police in my precent are bad

@maya-oq8ux 2 года назад

@@cheeseperson9983 it's actually precinct, you grackle. HAHAHA jk jk

@CharliePetricor 4 года назад

"Madeline, I wondered why all the birds suddenly stopped singing" I use that one all the time 😂😂😂

@UIAL570 4 года назад

Charlie Petricor I know right??!!!

@annarose9177 4 года назад

I read that right when it happened😂

@samiharahman1700 3 года назад

“If Madeline leaves, all the children will sing” What children All children

@Zero.timelord 3 года назад

I will have to

@jakepullman4914 3 года назад

How many Madelines do you know?

@sparriax3379 4 года назад

A: “At high school, I was voted as the most appropriate” J: “Ooh, self burn! Those are rare”

@vomitdog1 4 года назад

Sparriax Gina is a g

@vomitdog1 4 года назад

That’s who u are talking about right

@karma_tography 4 года назад

@@vomitdog1 no it was jake

@Dominate955 4 года назад

I'm sure it was Gina that said that

@Sonarman77 4 года назад

If the "A" and "J" in the original comment didn't tip you off, it was between Amy and Jake.

@Jeusan 4 года назад

I love the "Do you have herpes?" from Gina. The fact that she's not even trying to be clever about it just makes me burst.

@zahrah8512 4 года назад

Jeusan Gina was always the bedt

@MrGhostTheBigRoast 4 года назад

@『Leafy』 Gina, Gina is the bedt.

@luiss428 4 года назад

i love this too HAHAHAHHA

@iplayonatoaster5406 4 года назад

i still think the Holt and Rosa "you know what we do to snakes" "skin 'em" "who would want troll skin boots?" "I thought you said she was a snake" "The devil comes in many forms" Burn on Madelyn was the best thing ever.

@dishadham9565 4 года назад

The way Rosa nods after that gives me life😂😂

@angela-ul2dk 4 года назад

THAT ONE WAS AMAZING

@ashequitaj 3 года назад

timestamp?

@kathleenpaniagua4143 3 года назад

I was waiting for: "Wunch, if you're here, who's guarding Hades?"

@mookie77 4 года назад

No one: Gina: “dO yOu HaVe HeRpEs?”

@sonicthefrogedhog8656 4 года назад

They’re handing out sTdS soRrY bUt i wAs iTcHiNg tO sAy iT

@angelenriquez7658 4 года назад

I swear I love how Gina was ..... less subtle about the joke lol

@TitoPopoy 4 года назад

Do you have Her Piece. Don’t make it too obvious. 🤣

@chinwekeleizuzu9561 4 года назад

"Damn! She paused you". The way that line was delivered mehn...

@Joffe. 4 года назад

I really just read the title as “Best burns: fire emoticon, fire emoticon, fire emoticon” in a Holt voice

@seraben7100 4 года назад

Bruhhh

@oliveroates 4 года назад

I thought Holt didn't have emojis on his phone

@bars0922 4 года назад

I read yours in holt's voice. 😂

@nyr3n914 4 года назад

@@oliveroates you're right ,he doesn't,he wouldn't be able to read fire emoticon ,but a box with a question mark.

@zahrah8512 4 года назад

Nyr3n Best burns box with a question mark box with a question mark and yet another box with a question mark What does that mean

@IanWeaver 4 года назад

"Sticks and stones, Raymond." "Describing your breakfast?" SAVAGE.

@royykahangwe Год назад

been scrolling to find this

@raph9556 4 года назад

3:30 I love how they all make puns to tease Charles about his “std” wedding invite and Gina doesn’t try at all and just blatantly asks “do you have herpes” 😂😂

@gen4john660 2 года назад

I love that Amy starts it.

@AbbaZabbaOlyFrn 4 года назад

Gina and Terry chilling behind the one-way mirror eating popcorn to watch Holt and Madeline's epic roast battle is so funny and wholesome. They love and respect their captain so much they'll cheer him on because they want him to come out on top 🔥❤

@theinternet4040 4 года назад

AbbaZabbaOlyFrn and who wouldn’t want to watch a man fight a crocodile

@gudduentertains Год назад

That's what she said

@angela-ul2dk 4 года назад

4:58 J: "someone just came in to try and find her dalmatian coat" one of the things i love about the nine-nine is that if someone hates someone the whole squad hates them.

@ananya808 2 года назад

And that's on loyalty

@Yuval.Ronen2010 3 месяца назад

Two words that will prove otherwise: peanut butter Actually if you think about it the 99 hate a lot of people out of jealousy (Charles hates Jake's friend from the Bitsy Boys, Jake the handsome crossword solver and then there is the one who is obsessed with this person and the one who can't stand this person). But yes, when something really serious happens, the Nine Nine are one united and loyal bunch of haters

@DramaBricks 4 года назад

"Madeline, I wondered why all the birds had suddenly stopped singing." Classic 😂😂😂

@avengerwidow9 4 года назад

THEY SHOULD HAVE INCLUDED HOLT'S "WUNTCH TIME" BURN!!!!

@debjoy12 4 года назад

BOOM DID IT!! HAD IT BOTH WAYS!! HA HA! *no regrets*

@noreengamingroblox417 4 года назад

YESSS!

@MidasButSilver 4 года назад

How come you didnt include the scene with Holt and Wuntch where they go: W: Oh, so youve got a little audience to this stunt. H: Yes, well, who wouldnt want to see a man fight a crocodile. THATS LITERALLY THE BEST ONE EVER

@phoebeferg6623 4 года назад

My favourite one is “look Gina, is that a talking raisin

@aakanshakumar 4 года назад

Omg ..Holt and Gina are basically the same personality but on the opposite side of spectrum

@adamdoyle1516 4 года назад

Before this show ends we need an episode where holt and wuntch get stuck in a small room together and we get a whole episode of them burning each other. Edit: this was written before wuntch died

@theinternet4040 4 года назад

Adam Doyle yeahhhhhhh!

@shirenkaul5398 4 года назад

y e s

@jennyvecchione4732 4 года назад

Adam Doyle oh this comment is sad in hindsight

@GradyBaby13 4 года назад

Oh Adam Doyle, sit down, for I have bad news for thee.......she dead

@adamdoyle1516 4 года назад

Yeah i know :( rip wuntch

@roquelleroqueramone4340 4 года назад

3:50 Terry flexing the salt and pepper shakers. Ingenious 'stume.

@nathanprime2434 4 года назад

OMG I JUST SAW

@lobo5274 3 года назад

Should've put them upside down

@vanshikaatrevadia2093 2 года назад

'stume caught up the trend

@zahrah8512 4 года назад

*The fact that Gina is present for basically all of these just show how she was the (if not one of them) best character on the show (excluding Jake)*

@arturoortega8564 3 года назад

my list goes something like this 1. Holt 2. Gina 3. Jake 4. Amy 5. Rosa 6. Terry 7. Boyle and as of the non regulars 1. Wuntch 2. Kevin 3. Pimento 4. The male prostitute 5. The Vulture

@RomonicaDiGregory 2 года назад

@@arturoortega8564 Your list doesn't have Scully or Hitchcock

@arturoortega8564 2 года назад

@@RomonicaDiGregory I don't care for any of them, srry

@bruhdude1132 4 года назад

Wuntch vs Holt and their insults is always a treat to watch.

@aurelien5747 4 года назад

When they’re joking about Charles STDs letter Jake could’ve finished with “I’ll stop being irritating” and it would’ve been the cherry on top of the cake

@jayjay31337 2 года назад

Nah, that sucks.

@TheGodThatNeverFail2 Год назад

And this is why the script is written by actual professionals

@beckhampang191 4 года назад

Olivia was such a great rival. An actually great person and a friendly rivalry

@ny6978 4 года назад

The joke about American Girl is from Angela in The Office

@zoozoozaazaa 4 года назад

That's just what I thought when I heard it

@lambohh8172 4 года назад

Well its same writers

@juliacastro8505 2 года назад

They reference The Office several times

@metin5408 4 года назад

the goop in the eye one was amazing

@therandom58 4 года назад

Metin Özkaya I don’t get that one

@colemurphy99 4 года назад

Razor58 You find one of their flaws and point it out before they even get a chance to speak. It’s kind of a power move

@metin5408 4 года назад

No i meant how he re used it with the mirror

@ohplsstop9634 4 года назад

"Nice burn Bob" in Holt's voice is just brilliant

@chimichanga269 4 года назад

3:30 Everone actually thinking of creative jokes Gina: DO YOU HAVE HERPES?

@chinwekeleizuzu9561 4 года назад

With just a few words Hitchcock steals every scene.

@krakenwarrior3237 4 года назад

You misspelled Gina.

@zahrah8512 4 года назад

Kraken Warrior 😂

@AbbaZabbaOlyFrn 4 года назад

"I have an STD" 😂😂😂🤣

@Nomski. 4 года назад

Are you Nigerian?

@shurikenrobloxgaming1280 4 года назад

Kraken Warrior yeah

@imwatchinberniemac 4 года назад

I love how everyone was using double entendres to make fun of Charles and Gina just says ‘do you have herpes’. That’s why she’s my favorite. Can’t believe they cut her

@laughaway7955 4 года назад

From what Ive heard, she herself wants out.

@eadaoinmurphy20 4 года назад

They didn't cut her she wanted time out for her personal life

@zahrah8512 4 года назад

anthony reed Gina and Jake where always the best and so similar and now Gina’s gone and the show has declined majorly

@mfc3553 4 года назад

No cutting here, she left to work on other things, and she has an open door to come back whenever she wants.

@SilverCyan 4 года назад

she literally had a child

@caseys2698 2 года назад

3:34 Gina saying this kills me every time 😂 So direct and blunt, it’s so Gina and works so well in this scene!

@kiannonmars804 4 года назад

"You grackle." I use it all the time😭😂

@criticalhit9626 4 года назад

“besides I come off quite youthful” “you just said hucksters crutch”

@Kaxology 4 года назад

That little dance that Holt did after he roasts the commissioners is the best!

@honeybeeappreciator Год назад

🕺🏼🕺🏼🕺🏼

@reaperofburgers 4 года назад

I love that Gina just straight up says "do you have herpes?"

@sirwoodofeast9497 4 года назад

"I would give you more details but someone just came in to try to find her dalmatian coat."

@davidf2244 4 года назад

Sticks and stones was one of my favorite jokes from the show.

@cesarvictoriano8072 2 года назад

Crawford and Holt’s relationship is like a more friendly rivalry version of his feud with Wuntch, but still contained to competitive sportsmanship. Not that anything with bars would contain Wuntch, her crab like hands can cut through any form of pipe.

@emmaray6215 11 месяцев назад

Hahaha crab hands, noice one!!!

@eraoftheday5942 4 года назад

A bowling ball falling on Gina's head during her childhood speaks volumes.

@shreydeshmukh3775 4 года назад

Boyle : Do I look like Jake to you ? Amy : What?! Boyle : Do I look like Jake to you ? Amy : No ! not at all ! Boyle : Then why are you trying to screw me up ?

@VardrunCRidleyKnight 4 года назад

*screw me

@luckylibrarising 4 года назад

"Sticks and stones, Raymond" "Describing your breakfast?" Thee sickest burn I've heard!--and so quick.

@Cryscorde 3 года назад

The best one: “Judging by the fire, it could be a livestream.” Context: (spoilers) Wuntch died and left a video behind for Holt. In the video, she is sitting on a chair in front of a fire. Holt and Rosa watch it and Holt asks how she made the video if she’s dead. The above quote is Rosa’s response.

@akhan9960 4 года назад

We all knew the majority of these burns were gonna be by Holt and Gina.

@VANhasVOICE 4 года назад

The very last one... I'm not sorry, but the best slow motion Jake was when Doug Judy convinced Jake to wear full white suit.

@0megaFan 4 года назад

Amy: Will your first dance be to, "You Give Me Fever?" Terry: Will you be serving crabs at the reception? Gina: DO YOU HAVE HERPES? :D I... Love Gina and I miss her very much

@manasiiyampillay3694 4 года назад

"May the better candidate win." "She will." DAAAAAAAMN CRAWFORD

@BungawaMuthoni 2 года назад

Crawford was the best crossover ever. B99 x Fargo

@Annie-gn8gh 3 года назад

Gina saying "Captain Crawford is here to see you" after she is already in the office always gets me 😂😂😂😂

@SuperLadyDanger 4 года назад

Rosa asking Wunch’s nephew “who gets the other half of every child’s nightmares,” remains my favorite burn!

@siennabroadhead4237 4 года назад

*I’m the new candidate for the commissioner* holt: “oh” Gina: “ExUsE mE?”

@istealjewels6465 4 года назад

I miss Gina

@joshuagingrich3881 4 года назад

We all do

@jojojonine 4 года назад

Same

@sovatanakao9073 4 года назад

same

@zahrah8512 4 года назад

I Steal Jewels I was going to say we all do but I was beat to it

@Sad.Purple.unicorn 4 года назад

the STD scene was hilarious

@reubenthememegod 4 года назад

It looked so genuine thats y

@entertain7us148 4 года назад

*”huckster’s crutch”* 🤣🤣

@samiai8905 4 года назад

It's a good thing Holt isn't part of the fire department, they'd never get anything done.

@fallenangelofoz8726 4 года назад

"I thought surely you'd still be crushed under that house in Munchkinland."

@carolea1629 4 года назад

8:00 *I'm in looove with those slow mo/music scenes* 😍

@paolafrias 2 года назад

I love when Gina and holt are shady together 6:25

@wessenwolf 4 года назад

I love all of the costumes. How the one of holt is so simple yet from him an enourmous thing to do, amy's being super last minute, rosas allowing her to still carry her weaponry, terry shaking the salt and pepper in the first shot of the group and gina being a police-officer for once. Brilliant.

@francescagrunderson7578 4 года назад

did anyone else notice gina was dressed as a cop for halloween

@dewberrystar Год назад

"You grackle" said with that straight face never gets old 😅

@HardcoreHeartChris 4 года назад

"This is amazing" - My exact thoughts throughout

@dani31t 2 года назад

3:56 Gina dressing up as a cop for Halloween between a bunch of cops dressing up as other stuffs is such a subtle and delicate burn

@nickjack1696 4 года назад

I like how Gina is in all of these

@peach5764 4 года назад

‘Best burns’ and it’s all Gina

@maevewalker9477 4 года назад

why is no one talking about 1:07 I couldn’t stop laughing at their reaction

@Hitme410 4 года назад

Who would've thought that I'd miss Gina so much, but here we are

@todessehnsucht 4 года назад

I just love Amy's "c'mon man, not cool" on that one hahaha

@angelinebena9675 2 года назад

Ikr it’s so cute

@daniellynch5703 4 года назад

Love the video. Great job man, you really know how to make these compilations!

@gisforhungry 4 года назад

i love that gina and jake have known each other since they were younger. that’s why they have the best burns like their dad 😂

@slpeepymomfan123 4 года назад

1:25 terry’s reaction seems so fake but hilarious

@mahakhan884 4 года назад

3:51 Terry 👏👏👏 Also..... Nice burn Bob.

@DLFLux Год назад

“Describing your breakfast” will always be the goat

@hephaestus6365 4 года назад

I love that its not about which would be better as commish but who is more historically significant.

@ashton1179 4 года назад

My list of things that made me laugh 1:11 YoU CraCkLe 3:32 Everyone makes sly puns about the STDs Charles was giving out but Gina just asks *”Do yOu HaVe HerPes”* 4:58 Everyone In the Precinct notifies Holt that Wunch is there by using nicknames 6:34 JoHnS ForEhEad

@anthonythompson403 4 года назад

Anyone realize most of these burns involve scenes with Gina! 🤣 she is savage

@rkmanzo 4 года назад

6:40 who you talking to I invented the pause. 6:59 damn she paused you 😆😆

@aminsayyad6097 11 месяцев назад

3:33 Gina not caring about a pun and straight up asking "Do you have herpes?" LMAO

@melissarobbiani5219 2 года назад

“So much time with your ear to the pavement it’s a pity a truck didn’t run over your head” BEST BURN IN B99 HISTORY 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@hanamishra8991 4 года назад

Chills. Literal chills.

@paulinefarrington9632 4 года назад

nobody: gina: d0 yOU haVe hErPeS?

@nigelwurayayi2794 4 года назад

Everyone: *cleverly thought out STD joke* Gina: "Do you have herpes?" Hitchcock: "I have an STD"

@eboooo 4 года назад

I love Holt and that roach raisin lady

@olatundedave 5 месяцев назад

"Actually, I was calling you a goat, you goat" 😂😂😂

@KasbashPlays 3 года назад

5:01 - a Disney reference... 5:06 - Followed by yet another Disney reference from the one man nobody expected it to come from. This show is pure class.