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Bruiser - Husband & Wife 

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Martin and Olivia as the lower-middle-class husband and wife in a documentary-type-thing in sketches from the short-lived, one-series-only sketch show 'Bruiser' (2000) starring Olivia Colman, Martin Freeman, Matt Holness, Charlotte Hudson, David Mitchell and Robert Webb.
Oh, Martin. You're so fish-belly white it almost makes me cry. On the other hand, that's only one single layer of cloth separating my eyes from his bollocks. XD
"No, I like 'em." -- Best line. Ever. Martin in beads is ADORABLE.
Clips are from episodes 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5

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@belickpha1546
@belickpha1546 4 года назад
Chris Bakewell is a ride or die friend. We all need a friend like Chris.
@sharperguy
@sharperguy 6 лет назад
"You've got to work on your communication skills you stupid bitch." Brilliant quote.
@otocan
@otocan 7 лет назад
Olivia Coleman does a really good job with her character here, I keep forgetting it's her.
@RickReasonnz
@RickReasonnz 6 лет назад
Amazing actress
@DaisyLea
@DaisyLea 5 лет назад
And the Oscar goes to!
@Michael_______
@Michael_______ 5 лет назад
@@RickReasonnz that's all I know
@eedobee
@eedobee 5 лет назад
Oscar winning
@WalterLiddy
@WalterLiddy 4 года назад
This is how I knew she was destined to be a great actress - her characters even in these sketches had a reality about them.
@LadyGigglesnort
@LadyGigglesnort 9 лет назад
"I've only been gay since last Tuesday" tears of laughter!
@scottscott232
@scottscott232 3 года назад
I can see why Olivia Colman has won so many awards. Her talent is without end. The number of characters that she can take on is amazing.
@StalwartShinobi
@StalwartShinobi 2 года назад
too true! i only watched this show for these two although rob and david are quality they arent the most diverse, also love that other bloke that plays garth morengie
@PolythenePam0451
@PolythenePam0451 Год назад
especially considering this is her first role
@jacobm223
@jacobm223 5 лет назад
"No..Not up the ass. I wouldn't do that to you, mate." ROFL
@plasticwrapcharlie
@plasticwrapcharlie 3 года назад
"Just say you gobbled me off. Alright, then I gobbled you off."
@ralek592
@ralek592 3 года назад
@@plasticwrapcharlie The fact that Chris has to put up with his mate's bullshit but also wants to keep his pride in those little things
@plasticwrapcharlie
@plasticwrapcharlie 3 года назад
@@ralek592 sure, sure. It has nothing to do with minor homophobia...
@honesttroll3463
@honesttroll3463 2 года назад
@@plasticwrapcharlie you don’t see the joke
@jamesablandishment
@jamesablandishment Год назад
arse
@valeriestylinson9548
@valeriestylinson9548 9 лет назад
'Can I have my beads back?' 'No, I like them'
@McDADDyK
@McDADDyK 6 лет назад
Thing is they actually seem like a real british couple
@newrev9er
@newrev9er 4 года назад
That is so fucking sad
@lpdvines
@lpdvines 4 года назад
It’s probably based on Robert Webb’s parents.
@gordonramsdale
@gordonramsdale 4 года назад
@@newrev9er Welcome to britain, these people are everywhere
@bfc2155
@bfc2155 4 года назад
@@gordonramsdale are you one of them?
@Liofa73
@Liofa73 4 года назад
Master Chef --- A chav couple...
@littoww
@littoww 5 лет назад
This is one of my favourite sketches. There's no gimmick to it, or like a punchline or joke as such, it's just dialogue between two characters. I have met people exactly like the husband and wife, a very certain kind of British person that these two portray perfectly, not just with the London working class accent, but their mannerisms and idiosyncrasies. The kind of language they use and the way they lay out their ideas and thoughts is just so fucking accurate to that certain type of people you meet in London, the UK and probably elsewhere in the world. And it's just them talking and the writing is just fantastic because while it's very funny, plays out like it could be an actual real conversation a couple would have.
@charlieadams2084
@charlieadams2084 9 лет назад
Martin Freeman is one of my favorite actors ever. He is also just an amazing actor.
@aimbotscott
@aimbotscott 8 лет назад
+Charlotte Adams he seems to pull off anything he tries. fun to watch.
@Valkbg
@Valkbg 4 года назад
For 20 years he acts the same way. Basically the British Jim Kerry
@stephenreeds3672
@stephenreeds3672 3 года назад
This is the best thing he's done. I'm afraid that couple are so realistic. Only just come across this prog. It is brilliant
@johnnymacf1
@johnnymacf1 3 года назад
@@Valkbg clearly not watched him in many roles.
@SehnsuchtYT
@SehnsuchtYT 3 года назад
This is a strangely accurate depiction of a very particular type of English couple
@MoldyWarts
@MoldyWarts 11 лет назад
Lol. That's the greatest reaction. "I haven't enjoyed sex with you for the last 8 months." *next episode* "I"m gay."
@StevieRevbo
@StevieRevbo 3 года назад
HE's enjoyed it tho, lol
@jasonmurdoc9533
@jasonmurdoc9533 10 месяцев назад
Well he’s only been gay since last Tuesday. Give him some slack
@bodiedoyletheprofessionals6796
No, not up the arse. I wouldn't do that to you, mate.
@terrorcottaclayman7357
@terrorcottaclayman7357 5 лет назад
No wonder these two went on to have the successful careers they have. Brilliant as these characters 😂😂😂😂
@kukurydza007
@kukurydza007 7 лет назад
20 years later...DO YOU DO POISON?
@JD-wi2kg
@JD-wi2kg 5 лет назад
Do you sell battering spades
@elephant_888
@elephant_888 4 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🎯
@Jojozilla426
@Jojozilla426 3 года назад
@@JD-wi2kg BATTERING SPADES for battering a person
@sigynigy
@sigynigy Год назад
Could a holiday kill a person?
@onetwothreefour-s1n
@onetwothreefour-s1n 3 месяца назад
😂😆
@FlawedFabrications
@FlawedFabrications 3 года назад
"I haven't enjoyed sex with you for the last 8 months." "I have." LOL what a chad
@Pining_for_the_fjords
@Pining_for_the_fjords 8 лет назад
I've watched this so many times, and I've just realised they have the sofa in the middle of the lounge and facing away from the TV and coffee table.
@BazColne
@BazColne 5 лет назад
Pining for the fjords - Like you might do if someone had come into your house to interview you.
@tradtke101
@tradtke101 Год назад
I will never put a TV in front of a sofa in my house. I hate the whole "tv is the center of our lives" thing. Tv is a solo activity; if I have company I want to have conversation. I mean, in theory. I haven't *had* company, per se, yet. But I only just turned 40 so it will probably happen eventually and I will let you know how it turns out.
@babalonne1770
@babalonne1770 7 лет назад
"Who was that, then?" "That was uhh... gay. ...gay chat line."
@gkidz4
@gkidz4 8 лет назад
Martin Freeman and Olivia Colman on the same screen is just.... ahhhhh.
@deale77
@deale77 10 лет назад
a bit of gay chat. Fucking brilliant.
@Pixl-8
@Pixl-8 8 лет назад
"Being married to an infidel ......" - Best line ever
@alixena9340
@alixena9340 9 лет назад
Brilliant. "well, I hope he's brought his flag" bahahahahahaha, you gotta sympathize. And Martin Freeman, he is just ridiculously perfect at anything he tries.
@CorvoFG
@CorvoFG 3 года назад
“I saw it when it was worth looking at” Savage..😂😂
@oak1739
@oak1739 5 лет назад
"You're supposed to be obedient and dress like a sort of under-cover nun"
@Ch50304
@Ch50304 4 года назад
I love how they behave like a normal couple, it adds to the funny bits, makes everything he says all the more absurd, and she plays the harried wife excellently.
@manfrombritain6816
@manfrombritain6816 3 года назад
"ohh that is such a load of venutian shit" is fucking genius
@wanderingrandomer
@wanderingrandomer 10 лет назад
I'm loving all these Americans on Bruiser clips that only know Martin Freeman for The Hobbit. Bless!
@coupledyetivonvanderburg5385
@coupledyetivonvanderburg5385 9 лет назад
You've got to wonder if they've even watched Hitchhiker's Guide at bare minimum.
@TrekkieGamerOtaku
@TrekkieGamerOtaku 9 лет назад
I'm American and I've known him in other movies, besides The Hobbit and Sherlock.
@emcee2k965
@emcee2k965 9 лет назад
WanderingRandomer I'm an American and I don't only know him from The Hobbit. There's also Fargo.
@ineffablemars
@ineffablemars 7 лет назад
I'm American, I first knew him from the office
@davidmcginness6718
@davidmcginness6718 7 лет назад
Pff Freeman is easy, he's an international star who's appeared on 3 massively successful shows and several prominant films. Coleman is the real challenge. Only real fans of British comedy can point to her works off the top of their head
@nathanmelon5215
@nathanmelon5215 7 лет назад
"Gayity gayness" my new favourite saying
@BazColne
@BazColne 5 лет назад
In my opinion these are amongst Coleman's best performances.
@edpistemic
@edpistemic 4 года назад
"Where in the koo-ran?"
@mateuszstepniewski5954
@mateuszstepniewski5954 4 года назад
@Anglus Patria you are meant to dress like a undervover nun😂😂
@crystadette
@crystadette 10 лет назад
Martin Freeman AND Olivia Colman IN A SKETCH SHOW why haven't i found this before
@CricketEngland
@CricketEngland 4 года назад
Because it wasn’t very good at the time and did not get the viewing figures.....
@infideluk
@infideluk 4 года назад
@@CricketEngland it was on a digital tv channel called uk play, hardly anyone had digital back then.
@jmbenny63
@jmbenny63 11 лет назад
"I looked into his eyes, and I saw murder."
@tonelemoan
@tonelemoan Год назад
"No not up the arse mate, I wouldn't that to ya!" hilarious.
@wannabe.rory.gilmore
@wannabe.rory.gilmore 11 лет назад
*doorbell rings* "That'll be Chris, come to kill me." "I hope he's brought his flag." Hahahaha :'D
@lauraireson6358
@lauraireson6358 6 лет назад
The best line.
@Beepsa
@Beepsa 4 года назад
@@lauraireson6358 and best accompanying facial expression!
@RP-dy5mu
@RP-dy5mu 3 года назад
I don't know you guys, but this is probably the single greatest collection of actors with the best deliveries on the planet. I mean every clip is just a banger it's ASTOUNDING.
@feefee6889
@feefee6889 5 лет назад
Gary is an emotional roller coaster I love it 😂😂😂😂
@i4dezign73
@i4dezign73 9 лет назад
What a great find. I know Colman worked a lot with her comedy buddies Webb and Mitchell, but I've never seen these. Thanks for posting So funny!
@kayteejay122
@kayteejay122 7 лет назад
Martin Freeman is a national treasure
@dylanmonstrum1538
@dylanmonstrum1538 3 года назад
@Cian MacGana yeah it's be fashionable to hate him, so the 99.7% of the internet will jump on, just because.
@southstar66
@southstar66 5 лет назад
This is actually a perfect example of a stable relationship. Communication is key 👌
@putaindenoix
@putaindenoix Год назад
You need to work on your communication skills you stupid bitch
@MatthewJBD
@MatthewJBD 5 лет назад
"You're supposed to be obedient and dress like an undercover nun" 😂
@OmanshuThapliyal
@OmanshuThapliyal 7 лет назад
Olivia is awesome in this sketch!
@nsoper19
@nsoper19 7 лет назад
Olivia Coleman is such a good actress. She was always under appreciated in mitchell and webb and Peep Show
@Sarah-no7lv
@Sarah-no7lv 5 лет назад
She was given loads of screen time. Under appreciated my arse. Shut your mouth up.
@skezz6607
@skezz6607 5 лет назад
@@Sarah-no7lv calm down you dopey twat
@umarganai3492
@umarganai3492 5 лет назад
@@Sarah-no7lv lol so angry
@flisspaps2379
@flisspaps2379 5 лет назад
Wonder what ever happened to her?
@SaberRexZealot
@SaberRexZealot 5 лет назад
FLISS PAPS uh she got an oscar last year I think
@siennaeleanora5352
@siennaeleanora5352 10 лет назад
Martin Freeman is such a great actor. He can do anything from comedy like this to dark-humored intelligent shows like Sherlock. Not to mention the many date movies, fantasy movies, and various other comedies he's starred in. His talent is truly something to be reckoned with.
@jimenajuarez_jimena_who
@jimenajuarez_jimena_who 10 лет назад
can you name some date movies of him? i wanna see some :D
@tiffanyeast-ferry4000
@tiffanyeast-ferry4000 9 лет назад
jimena juarez Love Actually and Swinging with the Finkels are two to check out
@jimenajuarez_jimena_who
@jimenajuarez_jimena_who 9 лет назад
I've only seen the first one, will check Swinging with the Finkels :) thanx!! Tiffany East-Ferry
@james25duckie3
@james25duckie3 4 года назад
Sherlock is my favorite show of all time, and I absolutely LOVED him in Cargo and Fargo
@pjmathison9787
@pjmathison9787 3 года назад
Olivia Coleman actually won an Oscar for this, it just came late
@happy_camper
@happy_camper 4 года назад
Somehow the Spurs shirt was the perfect touch
@TwilightEpiphany
@TwilightEpiphany 5 лет назад
i first saw olivia colman in this video and i'm so glad she's come so far, winning an oscar and all
@windalfalatar333
@windalfalatar333 2 года назад
Fucking awesome!! These could almost be actual people. This could almost be an actual reality show. They've got everything down to a tee. The slightly tilted lampshade, the Sun newspaper, the furniture, the clothes, the characters. Fucking wonderful.
@jessicalee333
@jessicalee333 7 лет назад
"You're supposed to dress like a kinda undercover nun"
@deadlypalms
@deadlypalms Год назад
This is genius. What a lost gem this series was with some absolutely top-notch writing and star talent. Can we see this re-released on a major platform please!
@Taobeth
@Taobeth 9 лет назад
dress like an undercover nun hahahahhahha
@stephenpowers51
@stephenpowers51 12 лет назад
I love Olivia Coleman, and oh my, she looks fine here.
@wheelmanstan
@wheelmanstan 3 года назад
I'm American, but I've seen every episode of the The Royale Family, so I know this is a spot-on real life British marriage.
@FringePrincess
@FringePrincess 2 года назад
same here. British comedy is the best
@garymac5571
@garymac5571 Год назад
You know what they call The Royle Family in America? The Royale Family With Cheese.
@wheelmanstan
@wheelmanstan Год назад
@@garymac5571 haha, Le Big Mac and his Royale Family With Cheese
@A..Shadow..
@A..Shadow.. Год назад
​@@garymac5571 Noice
@angelogandolfo4174
@angelogandolfo4174 3 года назад
Freeman’s little fake smirk of incandescence at 00:20 ish is just perfect
@haritc8462
@haritc8462 7 лет назад
I have a friend who is genuinely 100% like this.
@ILoveFlowers45
@ILoveFlowers45 10 лет назад
"No I don't!" "SEE! You didn't think that through"
@ShabbaRanksMF
@ShabbaRanksMF 4 года назад
I loved Bruiser and Big Train. Both under-rated.
@FunkGodPutin
@FunkGodPutin 4 года назад
Olivia Coleman is an amazing character builder
@MetalGearTenno
@MetalGearTenno 3 года назад
"I've only been gay since last tuesday". 😂😂😂
@makiburgess5733
@makiburgess5733 4 года назад
2 of the best actors in the world. I am currently watching Ms. Colman in Flowers. I recommend it highly.
@keepXonXrockin
@keepXonXrockin 7 лет назад
Olivia is brilliant :)
@TrekkieGamerOtaku
@TrekkieGamerOtaku 9 лет назад
I keep replaying this and still laughing 😂😂😂 I love Martin Freeman!
@peterhesse1985
@peterhesse1985 6 месяцев назад
we neeeeeed outtakes of this
@springinfialta106
@springinfialta106 6 лет назад
Wowza. Olivia is really cute as a blonde.
@Insignifant
@Insignifant 7 лет назад
no offense, Martin Freeman but someone's got to say that Olivia Colmam is hilarious! hands down.
@ineffablemars
@ineffablemars 7 лет назад
does anyone else think he started to act gay to get back at her for saying she didn't enjoy sex lol?
@tengkualiff
@tengkualiff 7 лет назад
Taylor TM yep
@YouAintGotNoTegridyBoi
@YouAintGotNoTegridyBoi 4 года назад
Dassa joke.
@izzy1933
@izzy1933 7 лет назад
gary it's hardly gonna titillate me
@nadtz
@nadtz 4 года назад
Dunno what I did to get the algorithm to bring me to this but for a change I'm overjoyed.
@strawberryiguana
@strawberryiguana 12 лет назад
This is so brilliantly acted by both of them. :)
@studiounluck
@studiounluck 12 лет назад
Bilbo just hasn't been the same since he went there and back again.
@thesocialartsclub9095
@thesocialartsclub9095 2 года назад
I absolutely love this sketch. I've watched this over 10 times...perfect performance from both of them.
@breannanouveaux5132
@breannanouveaux5132 7 лет назад
Every time Martin says "dirty" whether here or The Office, I crack up. dirty bertie. lol
@Spanyah
@Spanyah 12 лет назад
"gimme my beads back" "no I like them"
@alexeverett308
@alexeverett308 5 лет назад
Pam and Mick had a rough start in their marriage, I'm glad they're okay now.
@anyatindall5678
@anyatindall5678 2 года назад
I was thinking about Dawn and Pete!
@ladydusk1
@ladydusk1 11 лет назад
That Chris Bakewell is bad news
@elliotttalksf1825
@elliotttalksf1825 5 лет назад
And now she has an Oscar... 👏
@Htrac
@Htrac 5 месяцев назад
This is brilliant. Can't believe it didn't catch on as a show.
@tsb3208
@tsb3208 3 года назад
Oh my god. Tears. Sides. Lungs. Funniest sketches I've seen in a long time.
@vkman34
@vkman34 12 лет назад
I know someone who is just like the husband - even has the same hair and dress sense. And he lives in Essex...
@Bananamations
@Bananamations 3 года назад
I never knew I could find Martin Freeman so insufferable 🤣 Brilliant acting, the both of them
@rentalsnake6542
@rentalsnake6542 4 года назад
Martins delivery on "I av" was so perfect.
@napakamu9670
@napakamu9670 4 года назад
this is fucking brilliant all the way through
@ianclarke5404
@ianclarke5404 4 года назад
God I fancy Olivia's character here
@McRocket
@McRocket 3 года назад
She looked great in that wig.
@benterry28
@benterry28 6 лет назад
I like to think this and his part in Ali G are just prequels to Sherlock.
@catholicmilitantUSA
@catholicmilitantUSA 9 лет назад
Why am I so fascinated with British accents?
@CorvoFG
@CorvoFG 3 года назад
Here, it’s an approximation of an East London/Essex accent.
@catholicmilitantUSA
@catholicmilitantUSA 3 года назад
@@CorvoFG er so there's a West London accent?
@joshuastclair7725
@joshuastclair7725 3 года назад
@@catholicmilitantUSA yeah aha
@buzinaocara
@buzinaocara 5 лет назад
That wife man, true love right there.
@SadieMayB
@SadieMayB 4 года назад
it’s so funny watching this having just watched olivia coleman in the crown
@awesomelyizzy
@awesomelyizzy 12 лет назад
"I'll be very surprised if it catches on" xx
@alexandrezani
@alexandrezani 3 года назад
I have definitely been a panturist for the 9 months of lockdown.
@trolltothebank
@trolltothebank 5 лет назад
This is quite possibly one of the funniest skits I've ever seen, ESPECIALLY the gay bit.
@daverage4729
@daverage4729 4 года назад
"Where in the Kooo-rahn!?"
@Alxxjb
@Alxxjb 5 лет назад
Oscar winner Olivia Colman
@kazibazi
@kazibazi 4 года назад
Poor Chris Bakewell! 😂
@jericomagsombol8883
@jericomagsombol8883 4 года назад
Olivia Coleman and Martin Freeman are such treasures...
@Itsalaugh229
@Itsalaugh229 Год назад
Martin Freeman does that look when he has to point out something, he did it in the office and the hobbit, funny😂😂😂
@richarddavis6523
@richarddavis6523 3 года назад
Winners of An Oscar, a BAFTA an Emmy and golden globe nominees
@ElijahMcTaggart
@ElijahMcTaggart 12 лет назад
I knew a Garry shockingly similar to Martin Freeman's character in this!
@martychisnall
@martychisnall 4 года назад
“I’ve only been gay since last Tuesday”
@WalkmanWillWalkAllOverYou
@WalkmanWillWalkAllOverYou 6 лет назад
Bilbo Baggins arguing with Sophie Chapman. Could it get any better than this?
@aeg1212
@aeg1212 12 лет назад
"you're supposed to dress...like an undercover nun..." Love it!
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