Bruiser - Steve 

It was me.

Everyone knows one

Knew what ?

more likely it was the writers

I doubt that person asked beforehand.

Don P alone would cost over £200. Per bottle! 😂

And five lagers coming out to £11

Minimum wage was £3.60

even then, 3 bottles of Dom would have been over £150 by themselves.

What do they cost now?

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When you have 1 charisma and 100 speech in Fallout New Vegas

😂😂😂👍👍👍

When you have a high charisma and all the npcs have an intelligence of 1.

Yes hello I'll have all of your clothes, caps and weapons for 0 caps please. Thank you, I'd like 500 more caps... +500 Caps, what about 1500 more caps?... +1500 Caps ...OK bye! Ah yes, the negotiator... Summoning caps out of thin air!

My head canon is she misremembered who paid last time and Steve, without emotion or hesitation, went along with her paying again

you're a psycho

@@lenenlawless 😂

That's what I love about It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

That's not a psychopath, that's a sociopath.

@@johnb1150 No he is definitely more of a psychopath than a sociopath. Sociopaths act rashly and impulsively whereas psychopaths are calculated and manipulative

I'm pretty sure Steve (and maybe your friend too) knows he's as arsehole, he just thinks its okay as long as he can convince everybody he's not.

He doesn't even necessarily need to do that. All he needs to do is convince people to bite their tongue.

It's not logical though is the problem. People pay for the experience of being with their friends as well as giving them things. It's not out of flat generosity that people do things for their friends.

arsenalfanrichi No. No it's not instinctive. Common sense, and common decency, has to be taught. We just absorb that teaching and understand it a lot better because we're sapient. We can comprehwnd why being an arsehole is detrimental to our own survival and advancement as a species. Other creatures don't think on that whole. It's just "Eat, make babies. Eat, make babies." But we, humans, have evolved to be able consider the entirety of our race. But it still has to be taught. Think about how little empathy a lot of kids have. We have to teach them to share and be nice. That's proof enough that consideration of others is not instinctive.

Some people think themselves out of enjoying anything, I used to be that guy

+J Winder Well this was made in 2000-2001 so it is a little more believable but yeah the only time you're getting that is a Bud Light Special nowadays.

Those were the days

My local Wetherspoons sells pints of Carlsberg for £2.29. It tastes like piss, but it's still only £2.29.

Spoons is king for cheap brand alcohol. No shame in getting a few pints in at spoons and then going somewhere actually nice afterwards

£2.50 for the ales is most spoons I've been to, enjoy yourself.

That's Robert Webb not Martin Freeman.

@@doctorwhonews3047 Martin Freeman is the guy with Robert Webb in the last scene

AHAHAHAHAAAAASA

Great comment

UK has some of the worst socially inept people from what i have seen, i think i like russians better

To be honest, you're seeing middle class Britain here. Working class people are much more fun.

@@alexhh880 yeah but when they get drunk they want to fucking stab you for nothing

@Lucas Mroczynski You clearly don't have a clue

antisocialite whats nearly

A steak, a creme brulee and a cheese board is hardly ritzy.

@@joestevenson5568 okay Mr moneybags

Yeah thats the crazy thing about time, stuff changes - _-

@@swordofdanu Don't mess me about now.

well, he obviously couldnt take too long, because sooner or later hed have to face consequences. similar to diner, he couldve tripled it but at that point it would have been an ended deal. he just makes sure he goes at just the right point, so he can do some crazy BS without having to answer for it

Eric Staples imagine more than 2 years doing fuck all

@@absolutenutter1007 If you're geting paid for it, you could do another job that you actually enjoyed, but maybe didn't pay very much, then take a long and expensive holiday on the two salaries.

@@absolutenutter1007 plenty of people go their whole lives doing fuck all while on benefits

Circle 25 Benefits is a fraction of a full-time job’s salary

yip

I'd smash the back doors off it

Savage Bastard dark

@@thomasczthomash1859I'm sure she'd be thrilled.

Thomascz Thomash “it” 😂

The El Dude brothers

Richard Benn ehh ehhh

THERES NO MUFF LIKES TO PARTY......

@@hellrazorhenry5489 LIKE THE MUFF IN DARTY!

And with loaded dice

And a player who doesn't give a shit about roleplaying

18 int, maybe 18 charisma but (if we’re going by 5e rules) expertise in deception, persuasion, and intimidation

@@Destirian This. 10 Cha, but munchkin'd feats and class features combos that allow him to ignore his actual Cha and spam his Int bonus instead.

Steve has excellent social skills. He's very perceptive and knows exactly how other people feel. He just doesn't have a conscience.

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Steve is a bonafide sociopath.

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I’m sorry how the fuck is 2.20 times 5 difficult maths

dude don´t be so selfish

@@enricohocho hahahaha thanks for that laugh. I really did laugh when I read that :)

@@hardboiledfrog I have seen so many commenters say funny things such as Eric, as this point they should be a stand up comedian.

Wait, what am I not getting here..? I'm either missing the joke or not familiar with a custom. Why would you need money to attend a close friends wake? I'm thinking there may be regional differences here.

@@jaypee9575 We get drunk afterwards & had a bar that was his favourite that we would go to.

Well said.

Though you can't use your real name on RU-vid if you're a copper

George Constanza technically did become a philanthropist with the Susan Ross foundation

@@keegster7167also when he made his the Human Fund-scam.

So . . . all assholes are clever, or is he's an asshole instead of being clever? 'Cus otherwise there's no correction, just a clever asshole. But if all assholes are clever, then why is asshole the more appropriate synonym.

The character is clever, not his actions.

Cleverly made character.

@@nithingr4359 you treat things so two dimensionally. He can be clever and an asshole. Him being clever doesn't make all assholes clever. It also does not make every clever person an asshole.

@@nithingr4359 he is manipulative and narcissistic. He is an asshole because his goals and motivations are damaging to his social enviorments and he doesn't care about that fact. He is clever because he knows how to archive his goals, at least in the short term. This shown by him manipulating the people around him into doing stuff they normally wouldn't do.

*Those are the days... if you drink in Wetherspoons and/or live somewhere with sensible prices.

MagnusBruce and be around a just a bunch of student males and chavs...sounds great..

Yeah Mang Don't forget the homeless and other assorted alcoholics you only find at Wetherspoons! Seriously though, I've not really found this to be a problem. Spoons do attract students but most students keep to themselves, except on weekends when they seem to come out the woodwork and make far too much noise. I've never found chavs/scals to be much of a problem, even on weekends.

+MagnusBruce You'd be mad to drinking Spoons, you wouldn't be able to get affordable life insurance.

The Joker I'm (technically) a student and most of my friends are undergraduates. It's a prudent choice to get a good meal at a fair price. Plus I actually like the food there.

With how stone faced he is, I wouldn't be surprised if his relatives actually had died and he was just taking advantage of it.

That would’ve been an amazing ending. As he’s walking away his boss says, “wait” and explains this to him.

@@puertoriconnect4611 Except that would be a cheap cop out where the calculating bastard actually gets what's coming to him. That's not interesting or meaningful. Him getting away with it because he's practiced at pushing people just as far as they'll go and no further. . . That's such a more devastating and, ultimately, comedic end.

@@sethwick8348 Seems like something’s that’s subjective, Sethwick. Thanks for your take, but it’s not as definitive as you’re making it out to be.

@@puertoriconnect4611 This is (partly) why they got to make a sketch show and you didn't.

It's a bit laboured. But I guess it's relevant today even. Everyone knows someone that runs up the bill knowing other people will pay. Not my style. Bad for goodwill balance.

Hot take: actors act.

yeah it's cool that every actor in the world ends up in a movie nominated for Best picture. You can't name a single actor on earth that HASNT been in best picture nominated film.

@@Darthsantana That's not true.

@@Darthsantana How about Robert Webb and David Mitchell?

Now, you say "don't be a steve", but what if I was already named steve. That's a bit unfair innit?

Same it randomly popped up in my recommendations. Love it

respect what hustle?? leeching aint a histle 😂

​@Philip Shapkin He's getting stuff for free using manipulation, that is certainly a hustle.

Schensue As you get older, you realize that quite a lot of your "friends" are Sociopathic.

hes acting like a psychopath though, sociopath is different

a psychopath is someone whose brain wiring is abnormal and can't feel strong emotions, a sociopath is someone who may be psychopathic or neurotypical with psychopathic traits and is a danger to other people

Where did you get those diagnoses by any chance?

@@sidarthur8706 I was "friends" with a guy like that. He was intelligent, funny, good looking, and eloquent, yet he had to pretend to show emotions, and would laugh at things that normal people would, generally, be appalled by. Another guy I knew was a danger to other people, but narrowly avoided getting sectioned more than once. He was also a stalker, and would be seen going into peoples' gardens and peering through windows. The first guy was 6',2", but the stalker was 6',4", not what you want in a loony who would hold you down on train tracks with an intercity coming at you at 90mph because he thought it was funny!!!

He got her a soup

+Lord Pen Nah I bet he plans that shit.

He probably paid for 1 plate with a few cheap snacks.

I'm sure he got someone else to pay but made an agreement to make it look like he payed.

Thanks for your input. Rachel wasn't bad either, although she'd have benefited from more regularly washing off the lube and grime of the night before, rather than letting it build up as the week wore on.

Well he did go very cheap on his order

@@Fixnown no he didn't!! He's an absolute freeloader. Child

@@weekendwarriorprospecting817 I think you are missunderstanding, the actual order he made, the soup, is actually (Probably) cheap.

I do too but I think it’s just our way of being considerate

@@TheWaxonator He ordered the soup then asked for the ‘change’ eg what remained of what she would have spent in the hypothetical scenario he made.

autistic local hero

I feel like hes just so logical about it, they have a hard time getting angry because he already spelled out the terms of everything. Now hes just collecting the price.

I mean, he paid last time.

Lol. I haven't read the book unfortunately. I only saw the movie, and listened to a few radio episodes. I don't remember Ford convincing the foreman to do that. 😂 I guess they missed out some funny bits in the movie.

Wow, really?

Be a great comedy sketch that mate

It's not good to admit it. For maximum gains, it's better to convince everyone else that this us unnaceptable behavior.

manipulative sociopath alert