Brutally Murdering My Family In Minecraft 

It would be 1000% FUNNIER! If someone tried this IRL!

“I need to find a female, pretty sure those are the ones you can have kids with” is somthing an alien would say if they came to earth

As soon as I saw the thumbnail I knew this video was gonna be incredibly relatable to me as someone who’s played this mod before. The best part is if you do this in multiplayer there’s a procreate command (it doesn’t actually show anything obviously a baby just instantly pops in your Inventory) you can spam the command and if you have one person spamming the command the other person can play whack-a-mole clicking the babies as they appear straight into the super smelter for infinite food Edit: it’s incredibly efficient Edit 2: somehow only now noticing how incredibly old this video is

Bro, 24:15 was my absolute breaking point. The delivery of "Wow, this is a durable baby" had me in hysterics. This video was a trip.

"attempt to marry my own child" sorry, I think we missed a few chapters-

"I accidentally murder one baby and suddenly nobody wants to have kids with me" -Boffy

“An alarming amount of those items on that list involve incest” I was crying on the floor laughing 😂 😂😂

William Afton speedrunning ten new animatronics

“Brutally murdering my family” “#7 On trending for Gaming” I love this community

The way he goes into the village, seduces the men and then drags them away to kill them is like some cryptic monster lmao

Boffy: *kisses Russell at first sight* Russell: I think I love you... Also Boffy: That was rather *fast.*

i certainly do miss your content, but wherever you are right now, i hope you're doing well :) you're amazing boffy

"I'm gonna go flirt with Hitler" I love the internet

“Can’t abuse a family without a family” -Boffy 2021

the hitler looking one being a cartographer is crazy

"I'm gonna go flirt with Hitler now that I think about it" 💀💀💀

"Can't abuse a family without a family" Abused orphans: *well yes but actually no*

*"I'm gonna name it 'domestic abuse' because that's basically whats gonna happen"*

This guy is definitely going to be a great parent 😉👍

those last 2 words in the title really be saving his career

"Honey why is the baby on fire?" *_"BUY ME MORE JEWELLRY"_*

nobodys gonna bring up that the dispenser was labelled "planned parenthood"

5:52 bro just end ww2💀

19:18 what a pickup line

How people get girlfriends Everyone: flirts with a girl and being nice to her Boffy: C O A L

I fear this man because he kissed hitler and then proceeded to kill him.

9:53 bros descending into madness

"how rude of them to already be pillaged when i get here I WAS GONNA DO THAT >:(" my favourite quote

I like how he was concerned about someone clipping him saying he wantnto have a baby with a man but not marring a child

“Please don’t take that clip out of context” *Cracks Knuckles*

“Attempt to have a child with a man”

Sir, you're an absolute lunatic. You have my subscription.

Imagine going on minecraft and seeing your friend in a world called “better domestic abuse”

I was born in a dark, cold cave. My dad looks like a shark. I’m stuck in a pink cloth that grinds my skin. I only got to live for 10 seconds before I got thrown into a long hole of despair. My life was a dreadful carnival of pain and I could never be happier that I’m burning in hell.

honestly the best and funniest minecraft video ever

The Letsgameitout of Minecraft. Truly amazing.

Fun fact : Boffy got his real-life girlfriend by giving her coal

"Im going to go flirt with Hitler" Jesus Boffy I think this is the video most likely to make twitter hate you

The “ay fuck off mate I’m mining here, oi why are you so piffy” had me laughing 😂

you: *gently pushes sheep into the lava while saying "this is what friends do to each other"* I dunno why but that really got me XD

I can never tell when to laugh or call the police

I cannot believe this man got friendzoned by a bunch of code

‘Ok now that the area has been “sanitised” I can start my work’ YAY MORE FOOD

I remember this mod, i remember when sjin hit his baby with a flaming sword and sent it to go hunting. Yogscast blastoff modpack

Boffy’s that one kid at school everyone knows but is to scared to approach

boffy: almost gets canceled on twitter. also boffy: domestic abuse mod lets goo!!

I swear even when he’s talking about murder his voice is so relaxing

Him swearing is probably the best thing in this vid😂

"I lost ONE baby and suddenly nobody wants to have kids with me, like come on" One of the best quotes I've heard

There used to be a feature in this mod where you could put a baby inside of a furnace and it would actually cook it. After being cooked it would then turn into a tombstone and a message in chat would pop up saying “WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!” I know because I tried it a long time ago. The feature was actually added after one of the developers for the mod saw a playthrough of the mod by TBone105. At one point Tbone105 tried to cook a baby in a furnace but nothing happened. The developer then added the feature I described as an Easter egg to him.

I love how he tried to throw it into the well like some kind of sacrifice

I like how I your voice is so calming, but you keep talking about murder 😂

A wise man once said "you can't abuse a family, without a family" this is definitely going to be my new life motto

When I'll grow up, I'm gonna become Boffy

4:46 Boffy about to pillage the village as if he’s in the Tiger Force of Vietnam😂

I love how Boffy is concerned about only his plan being an out of context clip when literally every moment in this video is out of context.

Minecraft comes alive, but not anymore thanks to Boffy.

"Fear me pheasant.."

Omg, i watched this like a few days after it came out, and now i came across it again. This is a great video

I love it how the dispensers were just casually named "Planned Parenthood"

Not even 30 seconds into the video “This is the baby burner, it runs entirely powered by babies”

i thought psychopaths were basically serial killers... welp... that knowledge has been thrown out of a 80 story building and crushed under 7 18 wheelers by this video

Your list of to-dos is basically a crusader kings guide

“Hey I’m back, your ring is in the oven.” “...you still love me right?”

“Can’t abuse a family without a family, am i right?” -Boffy, 2021

I saw this a long time ago, it's still incredibly funny, I just love the part with the suicidal sheep

“I’m not menacing at all” *whilst the bunny is running away* *and flashbacks to killing 4 bunnys* 4:05

"So, heard art school didn't work out for you." my god

The dispenser called “Planned Parenthood” had me wheezing! XD

Omg I don’t want my gardens to see this but it’s so funny 😅😅❤😂

"So I can't throw children" -Boffy

“How do you get a girlfriend?” “Just shove her with coal!”

the fact he says he has plans to marry his own child so calmly concerns me

"Attempt to have a child with a man. Please don't take that out of context."

I found you while I was sick you are very funny and you helped me get better❤️‍🔥🤒

"I gave her my axe on axeident." Even though he murdered his children, he really is a dad.

this is the scariest modpack ever when it's put into a psychopath perspective.

Love the man who has violence in his name

These were the best 30 minutes of my life

“Do I need to feed my child?”

“this is what friends do for eachother” *slowly pushes in lava*

this video is taking a different turn when you see his deleted one

Now I really want a ‘Boffy out of context’ video

The fact that he speaks in a monotone voice while murdering the villagers is so funny to me for some reason

I love how straightforward boffy is in his videos

Dude would be the best narrator for a book Your voice is so smooth

_The boffy to-do list_ 1) *M u r d e r my wife and kids* 2) *Attempt to marry my own CHILD* 3) *Make my children get married TO each OTHER?* 4) *Have a afair* 5) *Have an entire second family kept s e c r e t from my first family* 6) *A T T E M P T. T O. H A V E. A. C H I L D. W I T H. A. M A N.* 1:49 _I can see, he is the man of the house._

this video makes me kinda doubt the fact that Boffy actually has a girlfriend

"Scott" it reminds me of a Legend that retired

I love how he barely eats at the beginning and just kills everything 😂

I feel bad for laughing at his heartless acts to npcs *B u t i t ‘ s f u n n y* I’m honestly a lil concerned that _this_ is one of my most popular comments 😳

Boffy pov: *dies and ends video* Family pov: "daddy left for the milk and never came back again"

It wasn’t even a minute before the babies were in lava

Everery now and then i just come back to this video because it's hilarious, it has become a ritual now

Boffy : She still loves me but she's trying to kill me Yeah that's life

"I didn't lose your baby, I Lost the baby from the wife I murdered" Had me dying 14:00

3:26 pillager????

He couldn't take the guilt ☠

fun fact : boffy doesn't know how to deal with kids so he tries to marry them.

Boffy : **killing babies** Technoblade : **killing orphans**