Building ships is terrible and pointless! My Ships Don't Lie!

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My Ships don't lie. Colombia, Gran Colombia, can rule the waves in Hearts of Iron 4!
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@ahmetberkkuntasal4949 Год назад

always remember: colombia starts with a higher module of destroyers researched than japan does

@Ian501st Год назад

pffff well I didnt see that cominh

@arctrper4870 Год назад

COLOMBIA NUMERO UNO 🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴

@AmYisraelChai10 Год назад

Wait really?

@sto1238 Год назад

Lmao Japan seriously needs to be reworked 😂😂

@7XQO Год назад

@@sto1238 fr the focus tree too

@cheekychunkSR Год назад

When Bitter returns to My Ships Don't Lie: A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

@pudanielson1 Год назад

I appreciate he comes back to achievements with newer videos

@Theover4000 Год назад

I got this achievement back in the day; it was pain waiting until 1949 for carriers to build because I didn’t realize I could’ve just built some cheap garbage quickly, I had to build powerful, expensive stuff. Argh!

@ryanreid3141 Год назад

Least you prob had strongest fleet possible XD

@Theover4000 Год назад

@@ryanreid3141 yup

@NexusGaming857 Год назад

Unfortunately for me, I can't NOT build a proper navy, one that isn't cheap.

@Theover4000 Год назад

@@NexusGaming857 me either, OCD requires the big man-sized Navy!

@NexusGaming857 Год назад

@@Theover4000 If I have the industry, I'll create two separate fleets. One for the high seas and another for escort. 400-ship navy Germany is truly a sight to behold.

@james2529 Год назад

Bittersteel's videos always make me laugh. This and Albania are my favourite two recent (non-disaster save) videos.

@juanduiribero Год назад

I see my country. I upvote, thanks bittersteel

@RNKel1 Год назад

Colombia and Brazil should be the first South American countries to get focus trees

@nosferatustg7675 Год назад

@@RNKel1 Agreed

@jellyhonut1583 Год назад

@@RNKel1 Peru would be cool too like making the Inca empire or something

@quedtion_marks_kirby_modding Год назад

¡Vamos Colombia!

@samueltunjano6774 Год назад

Quiubo vamos por Colombia

@superrelic64 Год назад

I just watched your first playthrough of this extreme achievement not even 24 hours ago and now you post this. Nice to see you learned about the falling back idea when taking Ecuador

@dwightd.eisenhower2031 Год назад

I like how most hoi4 players probably don’t get the reference in the achievement 😂

@MUCM Год назад

what’s the reference?

@plebisMaximus Год назад

@@MUCM Shakira made a song called my hips don't lie and iirc, she's from Colombia

@nickcoryell2516 Год назад

@@plebisMaximusohhhh makes sense

@MrCalls1 Год назад

@@MUCM that hurt dude. I’m not old yet. Please!?

@jakeszedetzki2373 Год назад

@@plebisMaximus had no clue lol.

@KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva Год назад

One cool thing about Colombia is that I think their fascist leader Isidoro always has a trait that reduces Garrison damage, and they have two advisors that reduce it, _and_ in the Nationalism Focus branch there's a further reduction, so you can stack extremely high Garrison damage reduction. Would probably be useful for some kind of world conquest attempt.

@samc1033 Год назад

Hey bittersteel, would love to see more achievement guides for BBA, but I’m loving the videos!!!

@silver535311 Год назад

Hey Bittersteel, would love to see some more mods, even if they are really dumb like "Special research Division" or fomable nations and then you can try to form some crazy nation

@maxmeng1145 Год назад

Btw to play Communist, the “Retake Core” option in 28:28 is a handy way get military access to Germany. You can prepare your troops in USSR, quick declare on UK, then roll into Germany and do funky stuff

@TrondelagianPatriotsriseup Год назад

Remember to split your fleet into multiple instead of one big deathstack as the penalty for that is way too high to justify with laziness, it's just as important as supply on land and way easier to fix.

@johndi16 Год назад

did you know? Most of the borders in south america are wrong, especially Ecuador-Peru one, most mods fix it but paradox doesn't want to touch it.

@ventusastrea3850 Год назад

9:27 ah yes the fearsome Ecuadorian navy in the jungles and mountains of Colombia.

@samueltunjano6774 Год назад

Nice to see a Colombian play through, I love my country

@matnorris8 Год назад

New Bittersteel video 🙂Bittersteel chooses Colombia 😃Bittersteel forms Gran Colombia😁 also, i've done this run a lot for fun since I am colombian so i'm excited to see how you do it

@bruhbruh-us6gl Год назад

That’s the second time I’ve seen Colombia successfully naval-invade the UK in a paradox game. The first time was in Vicky 2 somehow

@antasil5768 Год назад

This might be better than your original video on this campaign. I'm a big fan of doing achievements the coolest way, like this one!

@pillbox2079 Год назад

Well, that's definitely a way to refresh a boring achievement. Thank you for the video! I did not expect it to be so fun!

@CellularAustralian8222 Год назад

Loved it! I did notice that the Japanese still had another carrier that you could've taken as well, that being the Hosho!

@fishytails6639 Год назад

yoo, i literally did this achievement 2 days ago haha but I was so bad i couldn't beat Peru, but held enough territory to form Gran Colombia so I just finished it while still being at war 🤷

@edoardoscp9274 Год назад

I remember playing Colombia in multiplayer once and didn't know that i needed 30% fascist support, so I ended up having a civil war after another constantly for like 2/3 months, was very fun 😊

@probower4726 Год назад

Hey bitter, best of luck with your newborn! Enjoy time with family! Take care!

@Thegoldenaerobar2 Год назад

Love the content ❤

@santicraftmcesp.9178 Год назад

Great video, very entertaining! See you on the next one!

@zeliospetkoglou1009 Год назад

i remember doing this fairly easy with producing them as cheap as possible, but this is much more interesting so that's better to be honest

@lifeinthezone9492 Год назад

What do you use for your background music?

@Dimitrishuter Год назад

I remember creating and spearheading the axis invasion of the USA doing this achievement. Kept me busy whilst slowly building up a naval industry from the conquests lol

@scubandym1941 Год назад

Glory to grand Columbia! Very cool video. I like challenges better then disaster saves. They are just painful. Have you thought about playing in some esports tournaments. In Korea people put money to see pros play one another. I would pay money to see you play Dankus.

@kristijanveljaca1687 Год назад

I remember when I did this challenge, I just reformed the Bolivars legacy and left the game open overnight for the ships to build lmao

@sneedtzsche Год назад

I remember doing this achievement, it was so so painful... Never again

@elbeto191291 Год назад

This achievement got infinitely better with BBA and is no longer a bore fest until 1950, nice!

@elbirri Год назад

greetings from Colombia Bitt3r :)

@noutwf Год назад

Superior Firepower is not necessarily better than Grand Battle Plan, since GBP has some crazy planning bonuses (+80% attack) along with supply consumption, and defense (you don’t need defense but still).

@madiaw5553 Год назад

Don't forget the 25% night attack, which nearly make up for less soft attack gain from sf Edit: it 25 not 45

@noutwf Год назад

@@madiaw5553 haven’t studied it that well, but you’re probably right

@loganamurray64 Год назад

Ngl i basically only play minors so i always go for superior firepower

@kosratbaway3119 Год назад

I love how you spell so well the name of these countries in their Tongue accent

@androop122 Год назад

Fat W, I've always loved Colombia! First nation I played in HOI4!

@michaellaliberte5489 Год назад

So I don’t know how tuff it would be but could you from gran Columbia then naval invade the United States to complete the achievement?

@Guns_Blazin Год назад

Congratulations on your new kid Bittersteel

@AMooseAteIt Год назад

Good morning bitter steel

@samuelzachariah8739 Год назад

I had to do the exact same paratrooper meme for Australia Hungary😂

@SerggiusParadaeTheGreater Год назад

I am venezuelan. Not exactly colombian, but eh, it's next to colombia. Nice to see bittersteel playing a south american country for once. 😄

@andrew3203 Год назад

Your people are basically identical. Sure, one is better at football, but the other has oil so...

@nk9437 Год назад

@Bitt3rSteel I have a challenge for you: Can you reach world conquest with Bulgaria under Boris III. rule?

@Markmarki-nj7te Год назад

actually you could start as peru and make the gran colombia somehow

@kommandantgalileo Год назад

Laughs in building the largest fleet in the world every single game

@Thegoldenaerobar2 Год назад

Can you try millenium dawn sometime?

@RyuakiraX Год назад

Ngl I've played HOI for like 700 hours and I still don't understand anything regarding the navy other than that convoy raid good and put the big ships on strike force.

@jebbroham1776 Год назад

You're the only person I've seen that can truly just troll the AI in everything you do.

@Gustav_Kuriga Год назад

You haven't seen much have you?

@jebbroham1776 Год назад

@@Gustav_Kuriga I have, believe me. I have over 2000 hours in HOI4 multiplayer. I've seen a lot of good players, but none on the level of Bitter1steel.

@zachariahjonahmaldonado5897 Год назад

Hardest part pf this achievement for me was waiting for all the dockyards to fart out the requisit battle boats. Took me to 1952 or something, by which point I was mostly catching up on My Hero Academia while checking to ensure I wasn't DoWed or something.

@zionmolina3039 Год назад

I built ten each instead of stealing them. It took awhile. I got most of my cores except the canal and curacao, a few colonies in asia and the pacific.

@stevepirie8130 Год назад

I hadn’t read the achievement properly and built ten battlecruisers instead of BBs and once I realised I barely built them in time for games end. 🫣

@TheStanislavson Год назад

Are the naval pontons any good for naval invastions? They might be the key to Japan for example.

@Havok0159 Год назад

They are useful when invading tough enemies who actually defend themselves. So it doesn't apply to Japan since their army is always stuck in China. What you need against Japan is a strong navy to ensure your invasion goes off, once you're on the Home Islands you're golden. When invading through Kyushu you may run into resistance by the time you reach Osaka and will likely have trouble getting bogged down due to supply if you don't take Osaka, and failed to advance through the north, but generally floating harbors will have expired by the time that can happen. What you want them for is when naval invading somewhere there's no existing port or when you need to have multiple armies supplied but the local port is insufficient.

@ssach7 Год назад

21:14 "South America isn't really resource rich, is it?" It always annoyed me that they made South America like that in HOI, but I guess it's better for gameplay or everyone would try to conquer SAmerica if they put the actual amount of resources they have

@shashwatsinha2704 9 месяцев назад

I think they only put the amount currently exploited

@blackfear6711 Год назад

you should try and play the mod: infantry designer it would be a cool video!

@commissarkordoshky219 Год назад

do civil wars still delete factories?

@yorkofski4197 Год назад

Could you do another mexico video?

@Pulstar232 Год назад

I got this achievement when you could...let's say 'take advantage' of the naval production bonus.

@harunkuf7055 Год назад

I swear bro I had to get this achievement before the peace deal update and I had to sit there until 1949 or something.

@amendoim_zinho6308 Год назад

When i play random games the uk always have over 200 carriers. Is that normal?

@k9nate219 Год назад

This is the first time I have ever noticed the ambience music in one of your vids wtf

@memphissander3512 Год назад

this achievement is easy, civ greed and unite gran colombia, then build dockyards and jsut sit for about 15 years

@irelandcountryedits416 Год назад

Btw just wanna say I’m a big fan I got hoi4 at Xmas but I’m not really good and your my favourite RU-vidr❤❤❤

@vixen878 Год назад

i love how you pronounce the countries properly

@ifver2.0tjenamos51 Год назад

there are many ways you can pronounce countries, I dont know why he is saying it in the native language.

@tomfizze Год назад

in my few games where i tried this, france puts all of their units on the border.... is there another way to do it Bittersteel?

@marvinwoods4556 Год назад

Did Bitt3rsteel ever recreate the "Man in the High Castle" scenario with Germany or Japan?

@Jeznyve Год назад

Best "Well hello"

@chezlonian Год назад

Bitter, do you ever do private tutorials or over the shoulder help? Maybe something similar to WinterStarcraft's Angry Coaching series?

@luritdurit Год назад

The funny thing about Britain is that its either really easy or really hard

@Hackee-fs9gh Год назад

I don`t understand why you not using "escort convoys" while the naval ivasion, it helps to get your troops fresh while being caught by japanese fleet.

@poroto4185 Год назад

Try the mod "En Union Y Libertad"

@thecrazybaron5387 Год назад

new nickname for bittersteel: *bittersteal*

@DavidRodriguez-ux5ye Год назад

You had the opportunity to do this with Bolivia the joke was right there!

@yolyromero4626 8 месяцев назад

What mod is that to have that many dockyards??

@aykandemirbas4485 Год назад

Maybe u should try the great war western front. Its magnifique

@Bitt3rSteel Год назад

I have! I hope to make some videos....once I don't suck at it

@CrackJoris Год назад

since when can you modify planes like that?

@hernanmme520 9 месяцев назад

How did he get those first 12 sqads so fast tho?

@ProvinciaCGA Год назад

I demand a new achivement related to: "Las mujeres no lloran, las mujeres facturan".

@Gustav_Kuriga Год назад

Working as intended. That's the kind of political shenanigans that many proxy wars thrive off of. "Oh technically we're not fighting you. We're only providing every support barring direct attack to your enemy. So we're totally not at war with you."

@MemeMan69 Год назад

You should get stockpiles for capitulating the enemy, so mils are probably worth it, i would say

@Smoking_Lupo Год назад

Can you do the video for Burma(Myanmar)? It's under control of British Raj, you have to release them and play them. I know it will be a pain but i just want to see it :-)

@dedos206 Год назад

Weird to see someone actually playing my country.

@lactoseintolerant7074 Год назад

Bro was to scared to try the USA LOL

@Takolato Год назад

since i get this achievement my sanity mental start to low slowly and dammm now no way for me

@Gabeslicor Год назад

What about Panama into Gran-Columbia

@Mongelt Год назад

Can you please focus on combat mechaniscs a little more? Coz when I was invading Japan the way as the US, I got crushed 😁

@Flattithefish Год назад

My hips don’t lie reference?

@eflex8543 6 месяцев назад

Yesterday i tried Navy germany, in like 3 days half of my navy was sunk so thats that

@SantiagoLopez-us7oc Год назад

Thank you for playing my country

@PokerageAH Год назад

I did this achievement before stealing ships was a thing. Yes I built all my own ships. Yes I played until 1948, why do you ask?

@culannthehound94 Год назад

As a dedicated metal fan, I feel doing the achievement with your SO making fun of you for jamming out to Shakira is the proper way to do the achievement.

@DirkusTurkess Год назад

Who gets sealioned better? The AI or Dankus? OMAN!

@sahilhossain8204 Год назад

Lore of Colombia steals ALL THE SHIPS! My Ships Don't Lie momentum 100

@Finn_the_Cat 7 месяцев назад

Wouldn't the game give you the achievement if you made cheapo carriers and battleships, like the cheapest stuff you can make. Granted this way would be more fun but my stated method would be less ball bustingly tedious I guess

@tohosein Год назад

W Country W achievement refrence to Shakira

@H3lmut Год назад

Thank you :)

@verdun5869 Год назад

It's an good an original video!

@alroy43 10 месяцев назад

I was going to say "why don't you just lend lease some oil for war score?" Then I remembered your navy.

@piebanda Год назад

Bittersteel when will you do a Mongolian empire video for hearts of iron😢

@deefvandermeulen1621 Год назад

if you swear irl do you swear in english, dutch or french?

@bored_guy1990 Год назад

how to submit a disaster save?

@R-BGamingUK Год назад

Gran Columbia, returned!

@RedLogicYT Год назад

I'm gonna be honest- I'm too stupid to even understand the navy system. I just assign orders and do automatic break off and train them. I also just throw whatever tech on my planes and just spam planes but dont really underrated air combat fundamentally. Hell I hardly even understand tanks, most games I never even use them. I've reached a point in hoi4 knowledge where I know just enough to know that I know nothing about navy, air, and tanks. I'm just too small brained

@richardew8717 Год назад

If you are just playing single player, in opinion to shouldn't bother with learning navy. Just use them to naval invade and convoy raiding and that's it.