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@@randomdragon2589 Burn that place to the ground. I hate that place and Louisiana in general. And most everything south of 45 degrees north, come to think of it. I like the Pacific Northwest.
@@the404error7 I don't hate Cali for being Cali, it's just full of idiots and assholes. And I hate any weather that isn't 55 degrees and cloudy and any biome that isn't temperate rainforest.
@@thomasira6103 I see you've fallen for the classic "Chinese Body-Double posing as the real thing after they definitely didn't kill the real person" Trick.
-2296 -Post apocalypse -You're stalking the wastes with a pipe gun -Some mummy looking mf walks up to you and starts criticizing the gunsmithing of your firearm -What do?
@@timthetechpriest8876 Obviously you respectfully listen to, and learn from the wisdom of Zach, the Undead Mummy God of Gunsmithing. You then swear yourself to his service and preach his unholy word to the entirety of the wastes.
@@SqaurebearSqaurebear Man I can't imagine how pissed he was when he found that out. All those visits to his VA, all that wasted time on visits and buying non wheat products only to find out it was carbohydrates. And he discovered that on his own. Fucking medical health is so shit in the US.
@@dandare9055 Depends on the organs being harvested and if temporary measures are taken to keep the body running for future removal of other organs. The human body can last quite a while with no brain activity, the heart can be replaced with an artificial device so other organs don’t fail, same with the lungs which can be bypassed by just oxygenating the blood through a machine. Organs really start to fail once removed, and must be placed in another body within hours or days. Keeping a corpse just alive enough for organs to not fail is a possibility, and could increase the chances of organs being viable for transplant for far longer than immediate removal. It’s just way more costly and tedious to keep hundreds of pounds of flesh from deteriorating to keep a few organs running. If you want to be a bit unsettled and macabre, you can…remove all the unnecessary parts. Arms, legs, most of the head, shut all the arteries heading away from the torso. Most organs that are donated are in the torso anyway. Reduces costs and workload by at least 40%. The fewer injuries to the torso, the better. I’d imagine that quick removal of the intestines and digestive system would be wise, seeing as how the bacteria from the gut and acids in the stomach could decide to digest itself and then compromise the whole ‘body’ in short order. But now the conversation is even making me feel squeamish, so I’m going to stop on that note.
i love the thought of walking through a post-apocalyptic world and in the distance you hear two people screaming about guns going beef less and burials but because its the apocalypse you have no clue what any of it means
@@giovannicervantes2053 "wait you were in the fucking U.S. military? Like before the war?" "yeah im a ghoul idiot" "WHAT?" "yeah it turns out if you are a ghoul and you use moisturizer every day you look just like a regular person."
@@Thomas-fz9xw You're damn right! Them's pussy numbers. You gotta have at least ten specimens of each classification of firearm if you wanna be called an American.
Its more like Rain forest are cleared to make a profit off of farming in general and people will choose the most profitable crop. So as long as there is some sort of profitable crop they will still clear it.
I'm going to hire a bagpipe ensemble to perform "Freebird" for my funeral, and all of my worldly possessions will be divided up between anyone who stays for the whole thing. Then I'm going to have my body shot out of a cannon into the ocean while "Entrance of the Galdiators" plays on loudspeaker.
Also: fun fact about those "impossible whoppers," but they tested them for chemical balances recently and found that the impossible whopper has 18 million times the estrogen levels of a regular cheeseburger, which is a significant amount when compared to even a regular tofu or soyburger.
i want to be tied to a giant celing fan and when everyone walks in all they here is you spin me right round playing then the lights turn on and there i am spining on a giant fan i find the idea funny as hell i dont care what happens to my body after thow like you could throw my body in the dumpster behind a burgerking for all i care
"Is it normal to own 7 guns?" Mike, that's not many guns. Hunting shotgun, bird shotgun, bolt rifle, AR, CCW pistol, service pistol, revolver, and that's 7. That's not a collection, or excessive, that's literally one gun for each category of job you need a gun for, hunting and competition. I'm surprised Zach doesn't have more guns tbh.
C G I’ve got 4 skateboards ready to ride and I only plan to really put any practice into two forms this summer season. Some dudes just have five setups lying around that are all basically the same thing. Considering more people die playing with their skateboards (playing, stress that) I don’t find prolific gun ownership all that strange.
There's good bananas and bad bananas. The good bananas nearly went extinct and haven't been in the market for quite some time. All bananas are bad when they're green, but good bananas have the decency to actually taste like bananas while they're green. There is wild grass that's sweeter than the bananas that America has been getting for however many years it's been.
Fun fact: Dairy farming has a way more negligible impact on environmental damage because unlike raising cattle for butchering you need way less cows to keep up with demand. Not that they actually produce to meet demand... The meat industry massively over-produces and gets government subsidies to make their products way cheaper and easier to sell and so-on and so-forth.
I know this is a year late. But if people went beefless, what do we do about the massive amount of cows that are already there? Do we just... Kill them and leave them there? I mean we just went beefless so we ain't eating them. Are we gona feed them to other animals? Then we would have to start up another line of products for teh animals that just ate said meat. Or are we just gona let them roam free and hopefully something eats them? I've always wondered about that. And at the end of the day, I think we should focus more on taking down tobacco farms cause holy hell they have no positive impact on the world at all at the end of the day to my understanding other than making sure some assholes die younger than me and that's if no drunken driver decides to drive over me AGAIN.
@@SleeprunnerInc Its not a zero sum game on eliminating wasteful farming. The people who profit from it like to pretend it is to keep people in deadlock bickering over what is or isn't more important to eliminate. The best thing to do with already existing beef industry is to do a final harvest then shut it down. At least that's my reckoning. Beef as a thing doesn't even need to be shut down completely really, massively scaled back even would be a good option, the problems with beef production are amplified immensely by the industrialization of it. Small scale farms could theoretically operate just fine with negligible impact, it would change beef from being a global over-produced product that's incredible destructive and wasteful to a localized delicacy in regions that can fit beef farms. Kind of how things were before the industrialization of meat. There's plenty of options to change how we view and make meat that don't need to be horrifically unsustainable.
@@SleeprunnerInc Prices will go up regardless under the capitalist mode of production because the price of everything inflates incrementally to maximize profits for owners.
@@QuestionableObject Indeed. But it will rocket up exponentially before settling down and then going up again slowly. It's artificial inflation for the sake of ''artifical rarity''.
6:29 - This hits different, knowing he did actually get a diagnosis of Celiac Disease and has to be completely gluten-free now. Also, lactose intolerance, but he just uses Lactaid for that.
It’s always a good laugh watching them around the time these were posted and coming back current day to see how much funnier is it now cause how right they were purposely & accidentally
As per the question: "If somebody thought that [seven] was an excessive amount of guns, would they be wrong?" That's an absolute yes, they are wrong. To barely cover all the shooting sports you require a rifle, carbine, shotgun, centerfire handgun, rimfire rifle and rimfire handgun. For Cowboy Action sports that requires at minimum an additional handgun. The more types of shooting sports one engages in the more firearms that may be required. Seven is barely scratching the surface. That's like telling a golfer they have too many clubs. "Can't you just use like, two or three? It's not like you can swing all five of those at once!"
Yeah, seven guns in America is still considered a hobbyist or beginner gun owner in most non-urban areas. Seven guns means you have maybe one for most situations and circumstances, and ask any prepper, two is one and one is none. You need backups, and sometimes a backup for the backup. That normally means 15-20 guns just for the normal stuff - hunting, home defense, personal carry, wilderness defense, close range defense, conceal carry, open carry, crowd control, breach, offensive measure. There are a few very nice guns that cover several of these fields and more that I know I’ve missed. Still, you want firearms that will complement and support the needs of the gun owner. Seven guns is a nice start. ‘Murica.
I once heard your remains can actually be pressed into a vinyl record. So I think if anything I want to make a bunch of recordings of myself doing covers of songs I like and then being made into my own album
My buddy technically has an armory. He has 300ish guns ranging from damn near every make and model from .22 to .50 bmg. 7 guns is not a big deal lol, just enjoy them man.
Actually, almonds are worse for the environment than cows are. The vast majority of almonds in the US are grown in the dry portions of California, which already struggles for water as it is. 2/3 of "agricultural land" is unsuitable for anything more than grass, either due to various issues, including terrain grade, rocks, and poor nutrients in the soil. If it's gotta be grass, might as well put cows on it to make use of that land and grass. Cows also consume a lot of plant matter that would otherwise be waste, like corn stalks and wheat husks. And the methane everyone worries about breaks down naturally in the atmosphere over time.
Zacks method behind the madness of gun purchases is so true. I remember in one month i bought a Commander 1911, a Mossberg 500A, and a Ruger Mini 30 with the same $500 by finding out the commander 1911 jammed quite a lot, the Mossberg felt gritty, and i still have the Mini-30 since it is actually a really good coyote rifle out in my rural neck of the Mojave
You are very weird and possibly considered insane/a felon to countries outside the USA (well there are exceptions, but those are mostly hunter/farmer/competition people)
"free hong kong" "yeah free hong kong!" "...its not a joke free hong kong china" "yeah do it china" "fuck the Chinese government" ahhhh mike and zach, reminding me why I love you guys so much
Did you ask for no bun or a gluten free bun? It's really not at all unusual to have someone get a sandwich with no bun, it happens at least once a week
I always find this disingenuous because there are things that are not almonds that are milk alternatives. What about oat milk? Rice milk? Soy milk? When really most of the people who make this argument have no interest in drinking any non-dairy milk anyway.
10:20 peach and nectarine are really nice. and if you blend them into a nice liquid you can make cheesecake with it or replace it in recipies that use water since its 90% water, and its great! im really picky with food, but if it wasnt for the pit and skin i'd eat them like apples. also, for zach, try red braised pork or the version with beef. make sure not to use as much cinnamon etc as they tell you to use, or its going to be WAY too sweet. i learnt that recipie from misohungrie when he reviewed the fallout cookbook. they call it braised deathclaw steak, but the irl name for it is red braised pork. the pork (or beef if you want to use it instead, still really good) melts in your mouth, and if you use less cinnamon and other sweeteners then they ask for the sweetness wont overpower everything else you make, and compliments the pork (or beef) really well. my recommendation if you decide to make it is to make it with rice so you have something to absorb the extra juice that didnt enter the meat. you can use potato instead, but i tried that last time and i want the biggest fan.
Mike going on about Zach owning 7 guns. Meanwhile I got 16, most are hunting rifles. Some my dad got in trade for tree work. Others he got because he was chasing the magnum caliber itch. He wasn't even that hardcore into guns, he just got tired of chasing elk after a 400 yard shot
Average American owns 1-2 firearms. About half of Americans don’t own a firearm at all. That means the other half of Americans are carrying the slack of their unarmed brothers and sisters. Seeing as gun ownership is on a scale, makes sense that there would be a LOT of gun owners with one to two guns. A smaller group would have three to six, a smaller group than that would be in the seven to twelve range, then you’d have the … enthusiastic gun owners with small armories. That’s how I’ve seen it personally, and my experience might not match the actual data. I can only really speak on what I’ve seen. Seven guns is not common, but it’s also not rare. Somewhere in the middle of the uncommon category for gun owners.
The talks about burials reminds me of Diogenes The Cynic, (lot of great stories about him, particularly his interactions with Plato, Socrates, and Alexander The Great. Diogenes didn't give a crap) When asked how he wished to be buried, he left instructions to be thrown outside the city wall so wild animals could feast on his body. When asked if he minded this, he said,“Not at all, as long as you provide me with a stick to chase the creatures away!” When asked how he could use the stick since he would lack awareness, he replied “If I lack awareness, then why should I care what happens to me when I am dead?”
The only bad part about being an organ donor is that slight chance that you might survive suddenly lowers because they're like "eh he lived enough put him down give his kidney to suzy or whatever"
I'm a year late to the party as I started watching through all your guys' videos a few weeks ago after stumbling upon them in my recommended. Love your content. Came to comments to share that my AR-15 is named Clarence.
Honestly with these campfire stories and whatnot I just imagine these guys having wildly different backgrounds and actually being the apocalypse and talking about this
"Get Almond Milk." "Get Almond Milk." This reminds me of that meme about God throwing a hissy fit over the fact that humans created Almond Milk when there's.... 8? Types of milk to choose from.
Mike: 7 guns is a lot how many guns does the average person own Me: looks at my 20 guns knowing that I just ordered another rifle, I'm ordering more today lol
Oyster Mushrooms are amazing sauteed with just a little bit of olive oil and salt. They don't taste anything like the button Mushrooms you get at Walmart, but you have to pay a lot more because they're almost exclusively artisanal.
mike: do you think its normal for people to have 7 guns? me, laughing nervously, thinking about the 30 firearms in my closet: ha ha nooooo thats ridiculous!
I live in the Okanagan Valley up in Canada, the average gun owner I knew had anywhere from 10 to 2 guns each. My dad had 22 of them and all his friends had way more than he did... then again he was shooting with the guys who invented red dot sights.
Ugh, same. Unfortunately, I learned from a lawyer that such a wish would not be granted. Disney owns the rights to their airspace. Also, it’s a massive biological threat to the area - even if it’s closed at the time. Sorry to rain on your parade, but just wanted you to know that it’s highly illegal and no group will do this for you. It’s just dismissed and your remains will be disposed of in a more…mundane manner.
As a big milk drinker I scoffed at his statement. No, no it most certainly does not taste the same. Tried a cup of that abomination I literally spit it out.
@@bradknightable To each their own,but in my opinion almond milk tastes great,but there are some things it doesn't taste great with,I will acknowledge that.
mike sounds like a perfect boyfriend since he eats simple foods but the fact he doesnt like fish is a pretty big deal breaker. I also don't think i could support a partner that eats crayons and glue
Hey, if you get to see this Mike (yeah, sorry Zach, no question for you), did you happen to see a roadhog player named Shaunofwar? Also happy 100k! Enjoy it!
13:00 I mean, my buddy’s father had a collection around 50, with the oldest being an assortment of wheellocks, matchlocks, and flintlocks some of which were restored and others were original condition.
Hey Mike, please take good care of yourself. Lots of Love, your viewers Plus did y'all know that one of the very first posts of Mike's Twitter page is a selfie? Dude's a fuckkin snacc👌🏼👌🏼🔥🔥🔥
