God, I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard I cried, but the Mick Jagger "Happy" thing had me in tears... Something about the desperation of the "STOP" and the politeness of the "Peter stop doing that pls" both being absolutely useless in the face of "HAPPY", the fact that they think it's something Peter is intentionally doing, the fact that it had already been going on for up to 39 other "HAPPY"s, it's just so good
Honestly the only and funniest pocket text I got was from my mom, who sent a grey picture of nothing (guessing the inside of her pocket) with the text “Szechuan”
2:18 The way Matt says "+2" after doing the most corrupted voice made me laugh so hard my Google assistant thought I needed help and called my emergency number. Honestly Matt is the only person on this planet who has the ability te make me laugh so hard after a hard day.
I met Matt in town once, he was meeting that nice stranger from the IOM. He ripped off my nose, put it on his eyebrows raised them gave me a side eye and cried in Spanish 🥰🥰
4:01 cured my depression 😂 I just love that you can tell that it was all one take between the first and second text, like “x.o.x.o., Daddy, *BREATH* KILL!!!”
My older sister once butt dialed so bad, she created a group on Wattsapp, invited about five strangers and three of her family members, sent a paragraph of gibberish, and a picture of Australia.
That's hilarious, I managed to pocket text a picture of my cat to Sideshow Bob this morning while I was at the grocery store and he was off teaching at the local college I came home to a very unamused text and like five selfies of him looking annoyed
I just stumbled across your channel last night, and I’m so addicted to your content! I can’t watch at all while putting my kids to bed. I just can’t stop laughing! Thanks for such hilarious videos! You’re my new favorite.
Omg I hate getting texts or wondering what the time is in my dreams cos when I try to look at my phone the words are indecipherable. Even tho it's in english it's just that my dream brain can't comprehend anything!
Pocket texted a picture of my cat to Sideshow Bob while he was in the middle of teaching a lecture at the local college and he responded and I quote "Edna, dear... I'm trying to teach a lecture"
Okay. Seriously, out of all your videos I’ve watched, this has got to be my favorite. “Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwastewater” and “kissie kissie winkie” are living rent free in my vocabulary 😝
everybody's talking about Matt's ability to pronounce gibberish, but I wanna appreciate his ability to say 30+ emoji names in quick succession without running out of breath also how does one text with their butt on accident
I strive to be able to read complete gibberish as quickly and accurately as matt honestly really impressive the fact that he's so committed when he could just be like "yeah nope I'm not reading that" like everybody else this is why I love matt's content
Matt Rose never retires his career, it's to pronounce words but in a funny way. Edit: lol why tf did I make a Battle Of Hastings because of my profile pic.
This kind of video is probably the most likely to make me die of laughter, you almost need a prescription note on these videos saying "MAXIMUM 2 A DAY, AT LEAST 2 HOURS APART" or something like that
2:13 is absolutely my favorite one. it's the way matt adds "squared" in a "matter of fact" tone, like hes making sure no one mixes it up with regular 444444444445 (god forbid) then the follow up of "is a stress ful???????????? place," is just relatable. i, too, think math is a stressful place, and also constantly go "????????????" in said stressful place
😂 I can’t pick just one to timestamp!! This 8 minute video is taking me half an hour to get through bc I just have to keep rewinding and pausing to guffaw so loud that the people next door can probably hear me
I cannot handle the random speech that our loveable dork Matt voice covers in these texts, literally leads me to laughing hysterically hard for like 10 minutes straight
4:41 caught me by surprise, bloody hilarious pronunciations as usual Matt :) Edit: finished the video and my abs seriously hurt. My god, comedic genius
hey matt, been a fan since 30k subs! I'm glad to see your content doing well, and I love that you're getting the attention you disserve. Thanks for making great content!
I love it! Just what I needed at a quarter to 2 in the morning after losing the motivation to listen to more Bio-Statistics lectures. 😁 I love how many of them sound like an ordinary conversation but in some kind of indiscernable, inside-joke slang you invent in high school to confound your teachers...
To be fair sending a text with your location as a graveyard is a good way to tell them that you're really not in an appropriate place for sending "hot pics".
I don’t think I have ever laughed so hard on the train, the people around me must think im going insane or something because I am doing a very poor job of holding in the most intense laughter of my life
I'm pretty late to this, but I somehow managed to accidentally spam invite a random stranger to 5 different Discord servers while my phone was in my pocket with the screen on.
Got a vaccine today, feeling crap and the only thing I’ve been waiting for all day was for Matt to upload a classic Matt Monday! Thank you Matt for making my arms feel alive again! :)
