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CADE THE TORTURED CROSSING BAD MOVIE REVIEW | Double Toasted - Today, we roast Neil Breen's new movie 'Cade The Tortured Crossing'. We discuss everything from Neil Breen's performance, the ending, the tiger, fight scenes and more! What did you think of this Neil Breen movie? Is this his best one yet? Let us know in the comment section below.
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@Dadmcdadface 4 месяца назад

I say A24 or Blumhouse give this man $10,000,000 and let him cook. Just imagine what we could get 🤣

@hzjake 4 месяца назад

He would pocket that and use his same stock footages / green screen and random actors

@lenindominguez1986 4 месяца назад

The Asylum Film Production Would Hire Neil Breen So He Can Cook Up Everything For His Stock footage

@lenindominguez1986 4 месяца назад

The Asylum Film Production Will Hire This Man So He Cook Up Everything For His Stock Footage

@EliDEVITTSpeaks 4 месяца назад

Don't insult Breen with blumhouse.

@lickmyloafbruh 4 месяца назад

He’d make something bad on purpose 💀

@blackknightdiscussions7632 4 месяца назад

This movie (Most of Neil Breen’s films..) is literally what a Philips CDi game would look like if it was made now in 2024. 😂😂😂😂

@alfje5492 4 месяца назад

He used footage of Amsterdam, so that would make sense.

@Double512 4 месяца назад

it's actually a test run of phillips' new "reality rendering" engine, everything on screen is CGI and neil breen is the world's most advanced AI system

@stevenpina1983 4 месяца назад

A hatter fan of the avgn variety I see……

@Jedimike7 4 месяца назад

The Return of Billy’s Laugh. 😂

@quintintarantino2485 4 месяца назад

Cool dude but the laugh is super annoying

@mr.knight96 4 месяца назад

@@quintintarantino2485do you have to mention how much you hate billys laugh in damn near every bad movie roast😭🤦🏾‍♂️ goddamn WE GET IT!

@superajsfighting 2 месяца назад

Love Billy!

@coreyisaac5334 2 месяца назад

the acting is horrible 😂

@ssgsorrels Месяц назад

Billy is the black Rich Evans

@jpd9h2i7 4 месяца назад

Neil Breen is the only person that makes Tyler Perry seem talented.

@AliceBowie 4 месяца назад

Tyler Perry might make goofy dramas, but he definitely understands human interactions and relationships. Neil Breen seems like he doesn't understand anything about what living life as a human being. I think people feel so awkward around him, his own actors forget what it's like being human, too, so everyone in the movie acts and speaks abnormally.

@adampellett4917 4 месяца назад

My favorite scene was at 33:23, when the filmmaker is at the background and I shouting at that scene. “YOU TEAR ME APART, BLUE-SCREEN SEQUENCES!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@clintjackson2783 4 месяца назад

😂😂

@bhunt799 4 месяца назад

Him and Uwe Boll.

@nastusalmander 4 месяца назад

Neil Breen makes Tyler Perry look like Malcolm X

@cicadathegod8277 4 месяца назад

Niel Breen seems so genuine, I feel bad laughing but his movies feel like when a kid explains to you what they're drawing. You compliment their blue horse… but then they tell you it's a firefighter.

@nightskyj7579 4 месяца назад

Feels like making fun of a special needs kid 😂

@baroquejen 4 месяца назад

Neil Breen casually looking back and forth is exactly like that dog casually looking back and forth in that Acela movie. This is like Acela with actual humans that are somehow less expressive than the NPCs.

@hermunkulus 4 месяца назад

These movies aren’t bad. They’re Breenius

@adampellett4917 4 месяца назад

Alright, Billy continues his laughter to make another best Roast Video this weekend. What a real treat. 😂

@JoeChillton 4 месяца назад

How he didn't tear out his cords at this is insane

@lenindominguez1986 4 месяца назад

@@JoeChilltonwhat cords?

@bahmat 4 месяца назад

I can't believe Neil Breen has yet another *MEGA BLOCKBUSTER HIT MOVIE!*

@FaceFamous 4 месяца назад

From faithful finding Neil Breen is here with another Mega BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE, TO SHOW THE WORLD......😂

@richardadesmond 4 месяца назад

…how could you have done this, how could you have made another blockbuster movie!

@rommix0 11 дней назад

@@richardadesmond I read that in Neil Breen's voice lol

@imaghost2961 8 дней назад

Love the Space Ice reference! 🤣🤣❤️

@Ramen_Hibachi 4 месяца назад

Neil Breen vs the Tiger is peak cinema

@sebastianbutlerii6558 4 месяца назад

I’m sure there’s a interview with the animator out there

@Marvell3000 3 месяца назад

@@sebastianbutlerii6558There is, it's on the Trash Movie Kings channel. Not sure if I can post the link here since it's someone else's channel

@flameroad123 3 месяца назад

Kung Pow: Oh so my fight scene with a Kung fu cow means nothing to you huh.

@markiangooley 3 месяца назад

That Guy and the Tiger

@bearerofbadnews1375 4 месяца назад

Neil Breen has entered his Star Wars prequel phase. However the green screen here is way worse.

@mttylerdurden9 4 месяца назад

The prequels actually used real shooting locations, practical sets and practical effects.

@UC4AQUgrQ9EwVIGoF0w7xHXg 4 месяца назад

Breen Screen

@weilim10 4 месяца назад

If you played a game where you'd take a drink every time Breen Screen showed up, you'd be dead before the hour mark. Jesus Christ, the whole movie is Breen screen

@michaelstrong5383 4 месяца назад

You could make the argument that the green screen in the Star Wars prequels was used to create backgrounds to other planets. Neil somehow couldn't find a building to film an office scene. Or a party scene. Or any other scene in general, especially when it's outside.

@lenindominguez1986 4 месяца назад

@@UC4AQUgrQ9EwVIGoF0w7xHXg don't let Neil Breen Enter The Star Wars Universe Or George Lucas Will Be Upset

@kevboogie1 4 месяца назад

I love that the Ferrari is going about 190 mph, but my man is such a professional that he keeps jerking his neck back like he's switching gears. Now that is what you call... ACTING!!!

@Dirt-McGirt 4 месяца назад

Id love to see a DT and RLM collaboration on a Neil Breen marathon. Have Billy and Rich Evans do a recap on each movies "plot", and to see who has the loudest laugh.

@aharris82 4 месяца назад

That would be a classic! XD

@ballin302008 4 месяца назад

Break the internet

@theyurireviewer 4 месяца назад

With SBIG too And We Hate Movies

@jaybling6687 4 месяца назад

Billy: "Why are they dancing?" Martin: "How dare you." That sums up asking why anything about a Neil Breen movie perfectly. lol

@hzjake 4 месяца назад

I bet for most of these fight scenes Neil inspired by Matrix. Dollar store jackets/ Keanu at home look.

@OTOBIOhazord 4 месяца назад

The "mom" has a been in multiple scenes, she just wearing a wig She played multiple characters tho I'm confused if they are the same or not because bad movie lol

@Thewingkongexchange 4 месяца назад

You have to commend Breen for perfectly capturing the look and feel of a 90's point-and-click game...

@SGman3000 4 месяца назад

I could see him shifting into the point and click game medium seeing that its had a bit of resurgence recently.

@beastmodeforever8674 4 месяца назад

I saw that Breen goodness and i never clicked so fast in my life

@jamesblount1043 4 месяца назад

I've been waiting for this one!

@29AndreG 4 месяца назад

The tiger fight broke me.

@enochthewitness-2023 3 месяца назад

on Breens own website which is still up, he left up out of laziness all his old posts thru the years, including where he was asking people if anyone could make a few minutes long CGI short of an animal. This was his plea for what became this garbage tiger scene. so pathetic.

@dorcaswinter8296 4 месяца назад

Because all of Neil Breen’s movies interlink I feel like Double Toasted need to do a Breen-Universe deep dive 😂 and see how all the plots link up.

@Falcovsleon21 4 месяца назад

This needs to air on Adult Swim.

@AndrewHarriston 4 месяца назад

I am completely in love with Neil Breen movies because I love bad movies with a passion and by bad I mean the movie is taken very seriously and everyone involved are completely unaware of just how bad the movie is.

@sebastianbutlerii6558 4 месяца назад

mr. Coleman, neil has a masterclass. $500 for a 5hr symposium which he made himself. its the greatest mess I've ever witnessed

@Arosukir6 4 месяца назад

$500?! When RedLetterMedia talked about it the price was only $270! Did he really nearly double the price since then? 😂

@sebastianbutlerii6558 4 месяца назад

@@Arosukir6 my apologies. $160 in the us price. I don’t know where I got 500. Still overpriced though

@rommix0 4 месяца назад

8:07 Indeed a point-and-click vibe to it. It's like Neil Breen ripping off Phantasmagoria.

@bensneb360 4 месяца назад

Neil Breen, the Ed Wood of our time

@rommix0 4 месяца назад

Yeah no kidding. This movie is 10 times worse than "Plan 9..."

@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881 4 месяца назад

He's Ed particleboard

@HappyKat-wc4ld 3 месяца назад

@@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881 Good one 😂

@ramblingRJ 4 месяца назад

I want a Neil Breen and Tommy Wiseau collaboration.

@tanikwish 4 месяца назад

I kept thinking about The Room when I was watching 😅

@markiangooley 3 месяца назад

It’s a lovely idea but I can’t see Breen cooperating that much with anyone. Wiseau, maybe.

@OwlRabbitArt 4 месяца назад

They should hire Neil Breen on adult swim to make a new show for them

@skyofthelivingdead 4 месяца назад

34:53 my stomach hurts from laughing so hard

@pumalee9132 4 месяца назад

This is like a bad naked gun movie

@Heirllionaire 3 месяца назад

Neil Breen is actually LEONARD NIMOY, if he'd bnen allowed to lose his mind and was NOT talented.

@cipangoreng 4 месяца назад

30:32 I just realized, for a split second before it cuts, the background behind the lady disappeared. 🤣

@KJBlueAvenger 4 месяца назад

I noticed lol

@christopherdavis5214 4 месяца назад

Neil Breen has returned 😂

@lenindominguez1986 4 месяца назад

I WILL GET YOU NEXT TIME, NEIL BREEN!

@yungdynamic471 4 месяца назад

The funniest part in the movie for me isnt the tiger scene. Its the part where the "hostages" that were kidnapped and was held up in the suv with their hands pressed up against the invisible "glass" yelling for help 😂

@jackleeray 4 месяца назад

God, the monotone voice and cadence of Neil Breen would fit Garfield perfectly 😂

@markiangooley 3 месяца назад

It’s so distinctive that… I don’t know. I don’t think he could alter it enough to fit our ideas of Garfield… maybe just having Garfield talk exactly like Breen would work, though.

@cynicalperson161 Месяц назад

Breenfield 😂

@whyyoutrippindeebo3514 4 месяца назад

I saw this roast on Twitch it was so funny! 🤣🤣

@lenindominguez1986 4 месяца назад

Me Too & it Had Me Dying in Stitches. Double Toasted Would invite Neil Breen So He Can Share His Stories How He Got Into The Film Industry

@lustbubo4638 4 месяца назад

0:30 oof memories of getting into Amsterdam and trying to dodge trains and bikes 😂

@LARKXHIN 4 месяца назад

I laughed more in the first 16 minutes than I have in ages lmao

@narotic6133 4 месяца назад

As a RU-vid commenter, this was entertaining

@spicymemes7458 4 месяца назад

We making it out of the dispensary with this one

@mundaneamazing 4 месяца назад

Damn, this had me DYIN'! I'm going to my friends' house, but I want to watch the last 15 minutes so bad 😂

@derekthibert4246 4 месяца назад

Ahh, a Neil Breen bad movie roast! What a great way to start the weekend!

@EdwardSanchezProductions 4 месяца назад

The beginning with the train is hilarious 😂

@markiangooley 3 месяца назад

When the movie was shown in Amsterdam everyone recognized the location…

@codafett 4 месяца назад

This might be the saddest movie I've ever seen

@rommix0 4 месяца назад

It really is. It was hard to sit through. So much so I had to take a break from watching the roast and to watch it later.

@michaelstrong5383 4 месяца назад

Another Neil Breen roast? I am seated!

@niteycat 4 месяца назад

Ran and to be seared

@lenindominguez1986 4 месяца назад

THE NEIL BREEN SAGA HAS BEGIN

@entertainmentpowerfuchs5744 4 месяца назад

And the Academy Awards for best acting best special effects and best director goes too Neil Breen.

@Nin_the_Shinobi 4 месяца назад

"Damn we need to make this an even fight" 😂

@rommix0 11 дней назад

he said un-enthusiastically lol.

@coltonlamar8892 4 месяца назад

Billy's ''Goddamn" is priceless.

@NangkeDrawsstuff 4 месяца назад

I went into this movie cold, but luckily I caught it at an Alamo Drafthouse, so the vibe of the crowd helped me through it

@HappyKat-wc4ld 3 месяца назад

That sounds amazing

@29AndreG 4 месяца назад

I’ve seen better green screen on early 2010s Smosh videos.

@markiangooley 3 месяца назад

A big problem is that he’s trying to match stock pictures of scenes with a lot of depth to a green screen space that isn’t anywhere near as deep. But there’s lots more…

@shockeye3863 4 месяца назад

Neil Breen's Myst

@DanEss1992 4 месяца назад

No one makes movies like good ol' Neil😂

@ParkerStanfieldFilm 4 месяца назад

I love how an ex-architect can’t grasp the rules of elementary physics. If I ever move to Vegas, I gotta make sure he didn’t design whatever apartment I move into.

@Bullz_eye47 4 месяца назад

Neil breen strikes again

@lenindominguez1986 4 месяца назад

Damn You Neil Breen

@jim3565 4 месяца назад

I expecting this movie to be bad not this bad..😂😂😂😂😂😂

@aharris82 4 месяца назад

This Bad Movie Roast should be a warning to all aspiring cinema directors on what NOT to do when making a film, this was sooooo cringy 😬 XD

@KillerGrim47 3 месяца назад

Im surprised they didnt include the twist of the tiger😂😂 Edit: damn i just realized despite everything else… neil breen’s soundtracks arent really bad😂

@enochthewitness-2023 3 месяца назад

probly stock music like all his stock footage

@KillerGrim47 3 месяца назад

⁠@@enochthewitness-2023ah damn…. 😂😂 at this point i dont doubt it

@jjohnson218 4 месяца назад

The cue cards must be written in small print or really bad hand writing (maybe both) cause the pauses with confusion on the actors face reminds me of myself in middle school.

@LiamDalley-jd1kc 4 месяца назад

Something about Neil Breen’s filmaking and filmography are so inept that makes his movies some of the greatest so bad it’s good ever made

@JoeChillton 4 месяца назад

Breen 2024 Its better than the alternatives 😅

@caramel7149 4 месяца назад

lol, I can imagine him being president and, he's like "I'm not changing who I am for anyone, that would be corrupt" and then he'd proceed to make very low budget movies in the White House and Air Force One. The secret service would get cast into roles, but they'd awkwardly wear the character clothes over their uniforms, and never take off their sunglasses and earpieces.

@JoeChillton 4 месяца назад

@@caramel7149 lmao YES

@UC4AQUgrQ9EwVIGoF0w7xHXg 4 месяца назад

Breen Screen 😆

@yourdadhasadogfilter2505 4 месяца назад

I'm gonna be that guy and inform you guys that that's a tram, not a train 🤓

@markiangooley 3 месяца назад

It’s a sort of big tram, in the light-rail mode, but yes. Typical nowadays, rather different from old-fashioned streetcars.

@Erichwanh 4 месяца назад

I like how when I said "Breenius" on your FB page I was hit with bots pretending to be DT, because the internet is a dead place.

@michaelstrong5383 4 месяца назад

I am so glad I'm not using Facebook anymore. The bots in that website is so annoying.

@KadeemG61 4 месяца назад

The “Apartments On Video” Birdemic style

@KatStav 4 месяца назад

Breen screen

@Rescoase 4 месяца назад

With the ninja fight scene, Neil was inspired by The Matrix fx.

@enochthewitness-2023 3 месяца назад

shame he didnt incorporate any of it into his movie lol

@arodz21 4 месяца назад

Not that this would help trying to figure out a Neil Breen movie and I don't know if you realize this or not but this is actually a sequel to his previous movie, Twisted Pair. So maybe that's why things didn't make sense to you??

@markiangooley 3 месяца назад

Basically you could take everything necessary from Twisted Pair and explain it in a 30-second exposition dump: identical twin brothers given superpowers by aliens, one went bad though not utterly and is going mad and lost his powers, other is good according to Breen’s idea of good. That’s about it.

@OwlTowel 3 месяца назад

Billy's laugh could cure any illness

@diomedesperdomogarcia9410 4 месяца назад

I rewatched your fateful findings review yesterday lol

@lenindominguez1986 4 месяца назад

How Was it?

@whyyoutrippindeebo3514 4 месяца назад

That was one of my favorite roasts

@lenindominguez1986 4 месяца назад

@@whyyoutrippindeebo3514 why

@RobertoVillegas-vincent404 4 месяца назад

When RLM did their recent review on this, I was wanting until you all saw it. Glad you finally watched it.

@MentLeee 4 месяца назад

You guys got to review Alex Maisonette moves.. like the one with Fat Joe called “Checkmate”. He’s up there with Neil Breen

@kenmcgee6689 4 месяца назад

37:43 Good news, Neil Breen does have his own five hour masterclass dvd on his website.

@enochthewitness-2023 3 месяца назад

ive seen about an hour of it, its on youtube. its pathetic. he just rambles bs a 9 year old child could come up with and thinks he is some huge hollywood hero film-maker. try watching it if you can find it. you will facepalm. and he charges like $100 or more for the dvd.

@wtfaiwpodcast 2 месяца назад

And they didn't even mention the chesty ghost lady who was also somehow the tiger.

@enochthewitness-2023 3 месяца назад

you guys missed pointing out how the ninjas are literally the hostages with ninja masks on, because he was too cheap to hire more than a few actors. You can clearly see each of their faces under the masks. Also nobody points out how when they mime in the car, none of them are banging on the "windows" to get help. They just hold their hands splayed open as if mimes, to reinforce the myth of the window being shut. But you have to ask, WHY couldn't Breen just have the windows UP and them ACTUALLY bang on the windows??? Breen makes ZERO SENSE> utterly nuts

@markiangooley 3 месяца назад

The windows had too much tinting? Just guessing. And he was too cheap to rent or borrow a different vehicle?

@enochthewitness-2023 3 месяца назад

@@markiangooley that solves it, he probably borrowed a vehicle and didnt pay for it, because if he was paying to borrow a vehicle he would have gotten what he needed.

@EliDEVITTSpeaks 4 месяца назад

The green screen is damn bad. WTAF is going on with movies this year?? 😂😂😂😂

@Wheler 4 месяца назад

Thank you 🙏🏾 whoever introduced Korey to to Billy and Neil Breen movies.

@marianm2680 4 месяца назад

It's fokin Amsterdam .... cyclists don't give shit. No mention of conductor

@Paranormal718 3 месяца назад

34:27 ok...sigh. There's absolutely no call back, set up, or logical explaination for Neil Breen to combat a White Tiger.

@NewSuperAvenger 3 месяца назад

Their next bad movie review has to be either X-Men Origins: Wolverine or Movie 43.

@stevekasan3105 4 месяца назад

We have it all wrong My man Neil has capitalised of this old point and click CD Rom games format and placement looping, this is showing what true films created by AI will be like To say an AI generated film will be a Neil Breen picture What an auteur What a visionary What a prophet

@kevboogie1 4 месяца назад

That lady said he has no idea who he's getting involved with, and laughed out of character when Neil breen walked in and he kept it in the movie.

@TECH097 3 месяца назад

Neil Breen's films always scare me becasue it feels like the manifesto of someone who has no power and is ready to snap, but if given that power would take VERY drastic action to make ethe world his vision of perfection.

@HappyKat-wc4ld 3 месяца назад

Was looking for the perfect RU-vid video to watch while eating cheese and drinking. I've found it

@foxhound9780 3 месяца назад

Neil its time to evolve from stock photos to ps1 era 3d backgrounds.

@caramel7149 2 месяца назад

Neil Breen only hits homeruns, the problem is, this is volleyball.

@RedDevilStudio 4 месяца назад

Time to get the popcorn.

@jacketofthe80s13 Месяц назад

make the movie about the 2 doctors that shit was gold

@grantdanasty 4 месяца назад

34:50 Oh, is this that Tekken live-action movie?

@kensmith2285 4 месяца назад

A five-year-old could make a better movie

@BobbyMoore2-mp8wb 4 месяца назад

Just watch Rush Hour 2 instead

@Marvell3000 3 месяца назад

Saw this movie twice in theaters. One of the films in our lifetime

@Jsharkey87 4 месяца назад

Phantasmagoria 2 had more convincing VFX than this 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@wstine79 4 месяца назад

"DAMN! We need to make this an even fight."

@enochthewitness-2023 3 месяца назад

yeah bring in the geriatric beanpole in skinny jeans, he will save us

@crowtsoff 4 месяца назад

2 done. 4 more to go.

@TheeNam3less 4 месяца назад

That's a scaryass thumbnail.

@Marvell3000 3 месяца назад

The fact this movie won an award for Best fantasy film is hilarious

@markiangooley 3 месяца назад

Small film festival with a lot of Breen fans there, probably not a lot of competition in that category either. Only to be expected?

@wilcee238 4 месяца назад

I would pray to any deity or demon that could promise me an “Oogieloves” reboot directed by Neil Breen.

@pesokpesok 23 дня назад

What amazes me about Breen is that in almost 20 years of making movies - his last "creation" is just as incompetently shot and edited, as his very 1st one. Youd think, one would get at least some experience on how to make movies over 2 decades of making them, but i guess Breen decided not to mess with perfection😂 Of course he could just be one patient troll, and the joke is on us, his customers who keep spending money to order his recordable DVDs(i guess 2024 is too early for BlueRays) in plain plastic cases😅 Breen is to movie making, is as Trump is to politics and business😅