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James tests bunker food in preparation for the eventual hellfire.
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Mi alma arde tan intensamente como la maleza californiana. ¿Por qué mi sufrimiento eterno no se considera una tragedia nacional? ¡Mi tortura incesante es tan válida como cualquier otra! ¿Qué coño estoy escribiendo? Tengo que cagar muy mal. Quiero irme a casa. ¿Alguien ha leído esto?
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CALIFORNIA WILDFIRE BUNKER MREs

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@オリーブオ 5 лет назад

3:59 When your mom packs you lunch in elementary school and she packs you something a little extra

@thegongoozler3374 5 лет назад

I love how Brett runs around with his arms in the air. XD

@IAmTeddy 5 лет назад

@@thegongoozler3374 the little chuckles kill me everytime as he's running xD

@Magmatic_Agnaktor 5 лет назад

ITS A JACKPOT

@ronpaulssecretary 5 лет назад

Too bad they're expired, like all MRE candy.

@Foshiizzell1 5 лет назад

Like when your mom throws in a FULL SIZE banana or a pudding cup!

@LRiv1996 5 лет назад

12:55 a member of El Chapo's gang advertising and demonstrating the benefits of cocaine over Starbucks coffee.

@bolthunter7363 5 лет назад

You thought the same as me

@overlookers 5 лет назад

*This season on Narcos: Mexico*

@Lucifye 5 лет назад

Haha

@Lucifye 5 лет назад

I can confirm, cocaine is better than Starbucks coffee

@metalaxolotl9871 5 лет назад

James is all coked up that explains it all

@lostinlucidity 5 лет назад

I can't tell when there's an edit to someone's face anymore. Everyone looks like they were painted by Salvador Dali.

@forklwz 5 лет назад

Lost In Lucidity best comment by far

@MattMGK 5 лет назад

It used to be so striking when there was a face edit, I think our collective image of what they look like has morphed into a face that kind of resembles a real person.

@x3naurus 5 лет назад

When you find out they stopped editing faces for the past year

@amalie7154 5 лет назад

maybe ur on lsd

@MattMGK 5 лет назад

@@amalie7154 god I wish

@GetYerked 5 лет назад

4:00 as a soldier this is exactly the same reaction I get every time I see the skittles poking out

@wafflestomp191 5 лет назад

Omfg I've never seen a more true comment, same thing when getting blueberry cobbler

@Big_AlMC 3 года назад

We'd stuff the skittles in our assholes in basic

@Fired8914 3 года назад

Ya im sure loser

@OPMadMan 5 лет назад

14:32 I'm starting to think James actually found someone and is going to get married. Those skills don't just come around

@microwave_juice 5 лет назад

AZB I believe he does have a girlfriend

@mattsteeves8859 5 лет назад

He has a girlfriend

@CadillacDeVilledElegance 5 лет назад

You can look up James little appearance in an iJustine vlog, and the girl following him with blonde hair is his girlfriend.

@IsaacPurpleguy 5 лет назад

He does have a girl friend. Someone caught them in the background of a vlog or livestream of some gaming event.

@CadillacDeVilledElegance 5 лет назад

@@IsaacPurpleguy iJustine's vlog ting

@Andrew24427 5 лет назад

This is funny because a coworker of mine that served let me try one like a month or two ago and I was able to date it as soon as I opened it because the skittles that were in it said I had a chance to win an Xbox 360

@AlternativeImpulse 5 лет назад

How long can these things last?

@rieskimo 5 лет назад

@@AlternativeImpulse cool little website out there called google. You should try it out. It's too bad you don't carry like a computer around or nothing. That way you could just search google for any answer to a question you might have.

@HeroofSomething 5 лет назад

rieskimo who hurt you lmao

@bananakandy1 5 лет назад

@@rieskimo Send a RU-vid link on how to find Google. Please and thank you

@Space_CowboyHD 5 лет назад

Jups years. I’m not sure the exact shelf life, but honestly, I’m the field, you’re just happy to get anything lol

@Josh-kx3eb 5 лет назад

Petition for James to make his own restaurant "James's Doomsday Diner*

@zacharylee6033 5 лет назад

You me Loki's diner? ;)

@thatbleak1860 5 лет назад

Jar already did it

@lemonsqueezms3333 5 лет назад

Local bunker man tests cappuccino dust with Kratos

@StylezzXY 5 лет назад

Max Payne*

@lemonsqueezms3333 5 лет назад

@@StylezzXY idk about that one brokowski

@HeyItsManly 5 лет назад

@@lemonsqueezms3333 Hawaiian shirt? Max Payne. He's only Kratos because Brett is made of 85% creatine

@SycoMantis 5 лет назад

@@lemonsqueezms3333 hes right Brett looks more like max Payne especially with the Hawaiian shirt

@lemonsqueezms3333 5 лет назад

@@SycoMantis yeah y'all got a point

@so_fly2001 5 лет назад

Brett's one more Hawaiian shirt away from being some rich family's bodyguard in Brazil

@RainyCloudCore 5 лет назад

I love you for this comment

@wesleyjumps 5 лет назад

I love the Minecraft music at the beginning

@mimicherieminecraft 5 лет назад

which is it, the song i mean, i cant find it

@fmflyy 5 лет назад

@@mimicherieminecraft cat

@clayhair 5 лет назад

Flyy no dude it’s chirp

@OliverObz 5 лет назад

chirp is the one.

@em_birch 5 лет назад

People like to talk shit about Minecraft, but that music still bops.

@tobybones4686 5 лет назад

James reaction was my exact reaction in Basic to the Skittles in the MRE

@trebbelsave2515 5 лет назад

Tobias Metz true as fuck everyone wanted one like fucking buzzards to a carcass they swarmed you lol

@malevolentfox7884 5 лет назад

If only he had beef taco

@abuck7909 5 лет назад

For real man, getting candy in basic was a literal godsend. You felt absolutely blessed that you could eat skittles in the dirt and attract ants.

@ianhigdem2456 5 лет назад

Legit would've traded my whole meal for skittles. And blueberry cobbler. That shit was amazing

@dulest 5 лет назад

the cookies were good too, especially the chocolate chip

@siouk4979 5 лет назад

7:57 if it was literally any other person James would have smeared that shit all over their face

@MadasIII 5 лет назад

if it was Aleks, Definitely

@AnimeKiller1000 5 лет назад

For evidence refer to camping video

@HeroofSomething 5 лет назад

I don't usually say this but..... ON GOD

@Tommy_Phan 5 лет назад

Man has mental breakdown while binging with babish cooks for him

@ailasalvador9195 5 лет назад

😂

@LemonWalrus546 5 лет назад

In the army, usually we end up getting stuck with Spinach Fettuccini. Bad things happen when I'm stuck with Spinach Fettuccini

@gotzmadskittlez3406 5 лет назад

As long as its not the maple pork sausage, I'm fine with it.

@LemonWalrus546 5 лет назад

@@gotzmadskittlez3406 yeah that one sucks too, and they try to cover it up with that gross ass syrup

@nerd_world8919 5 лет назад

it's encouragement for you to kill the enemy

@TahoesLimit 5 лет назад

@@nerd_world8919 *Agression Food*

@SuperBlackman39 5 лет назад

At least it's not the Asian beef strips or maple pork sausage or even beef taco.

@mik3yc4li10 5 лет назад

@5:23 "Why am I doing this...?" *has a moment of awakening, realizing the self-torture they endure* "It's actually quite good" *dismisses all previous thoughts* The epitome of Cowchop.

@powerpiginc 5 лет назад

12:30 James getting flashbacks to his time at the twizzlers factory.

@flopolopogus6934 5 лет назад

Why doesnt California just ban fires like they did straws

@xxeno4285 5 лет назад

We still have straws tho

@lostinlucidity 5 лет назад

Because California is 🔥 my guy

@ohwowwewoo1842 5 лет назад

Fires do start on there own sometimes btw

@flopolopogus6934 5 лет назад

@@ohwowwewoo1842 yeah but not if they're illegal

@joedirt6212 5 лет назад

Lost In Lucidity maybe back in the 1800s

@YvettePaulxxx 5 лет назад

Im missing Aron, Joe, Trevor, Aleks and a tent in this video.

@CadillacDeVilledElegance 5 лет назад

oh shit

@6rav3yar9 5 лет назад

stfu im here for Cowchop which is james or alex and brett.

@tilerdurpen4135 5 лет назад

@@6rav3yar9 but...not the same without Trevy boi and his big pussi

@corynn.l5146 5 лет назад

Alon*

@6rav3yar9 5 лет назад

@@tilerdurpen4135 no matter who leaves aslong as James and Aleks stay I'll be happy. There the ogs been watching for ages

@LukeMeier-ln1hv Год назад

all i want is cow chop back

@Strmbz 5 лет назад

Lmao the way James acts when he got the skittles is the way we all normally act when we get the skittles in MREs

@proudmomdom 5 лет назад

As someone in the Army, this is great

@kyleking2676 5 лет назад

Hooah, southwestern beef and black beans

@gotzmadskittlez3406 5 лет назад

You still a fuzzy?

@vibz123rulez 5 лет назад

Youre in the butt bandit brigade aswell buddy?

@em_birch 5 лет назад

Thank you for your service dude. :)

@mush2938 5 лет назад

I salute you for serving our country.🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Bless America

@erector500 5 лет назад

This could have been a perfect opportunity for James to start throwing food in someone's face with opera music sounding in the background, but he knows he can't mess with bald Brett.

@sshmaro96 5 лет назад

Every marine’s ears perked up when he said he had a chili mac

@alexwinter987 5 лет назад

Steak Dinner only MRE we care for

@oleg_us 5 лет назад

13:07 Let me see your warface

@ovaton1019 5 лет назад

I wonder how many year of life all cowchop members have shaved off after all this time

@Troyx10 5 лет назад

Ovaton 101 if they enjoy life they’ll live longer as they don’t have to deal with stress

@CainTheMain 5 лет назад

Every MRE gives 2 more weeks of bullshit tolerance.

@thegongoozler3374 5 лет назад

Why did I even expect him to eat these normally, I should've known better. Edit: 14:54 Who let him into the cocaine stash again?!! WHO DID IT!?

@Diligentwaffle 5 лет назад

Same.

@lburrows7699 5 лет назад

james' eyes are so unnaturally large its quite scary

@uyuh1201 5 лет назад

so is his dick

@acegilliam7696 5 лет назад

Very kawaii

@letmeshowumypkmn 5 лет назад

All that instant coffee got to him

@lxxcroyance3152 5 лет назад

Cocaine

@daniel-eq4px 5 лет назад

u yuh yeah his dick is scary

@Curra1199 5 лет назад

That reaction to getting skittles is sooooo accurate😂😂

@XxMisterClutchxX 5 лет назад

Nice! Let’s get this out onto a tray

@raymondpjoyce 5 лет назад

Steve should just dump the cappuccinos on his face from now on

@hbpersonal 5 лет назад

James skittles reaction is the same reaction anyone has when they get that in an MRE. Best feeling ever

@FutureAssain 5 лет назад

James is gonna be so backed up after this.

@batt3ryac1d 5 лет назад

Especially after that milk powder lol. Not only will he not be able to shit he won't be able to breathe cause he'll be 90% phlegm.

@boardtype 5 лет назад

4:02 Is the same reaction I get when we get hot chow instead of MREs in the field

@marcusolsson9541 5 лет назад

The reaction James had to the apple slices gave me flashbacks to the baby food

@lerkscore 4 года назад

Interesting how RU-vid reccomends me this during the California wild fires

@raisinbran1421 5 лет назад

Was this Brett’s and James’ thanksgiving meal while the others were gone? I would t be surprised lmao

@tyson62845 5 лет назад

I love MREs. They're actually not bad at all

@dylanwaldrop7596 5 лет назад

im in the military and we love getting those skittle bars

@ianhigdem2456 5 лет назад

We'd actually find out which ones have the candy and specifically only go for those. Even if it meant getting a bad one just for the candy it was worth it.

@bluenapkin2996 5 лет назад

Shout out to all my military brothers dying laughing watching this vid 😂

@taplast2503 5 лет назад

4:01 When I see a new Cow Chop video 🐮🔪❤️ Edit: 12:58 Me mentally preparing for said video.

@highcookiess 5 лет назад

that was an incredibly cringy comment

@prophetofgrunt2088 5 лет назад

Puppy Running Through Shoe Store that was a incredibly unneeded comment

@highcookiess 5 лет назад

@@prophetofgrunt2088 arent all comments unneeded?

@prophetofgrunt2088 5 лет назад

Puppy Running Through Shoe Store that was a incredibly perceptive comment

@taplast2503 5 лет назад

@@highcookiess Thank you.

@bradcheesman362 2 года назад

I miss cow chop

@HotQuesadillah 5 лет назад

I've been serving in the US Army for a couple years now and been watching Cow Chop since the beginning.. Not gonna lie, glad to see that James and Brett enjoyed most of the stuff in MREs. They're actually pretty good out on the field despite how much they smell like an asshole. 😂 You guys should try out MREs from other countries!

@KOHoxton 2 года назад

I'm gonna be real, mate. My mom worked at Ameriquel when I was young, which they package MREs, and occasionally they'd give a massive box out to their workers, and most of the MREs were actually pretty fuckin good.

@angelogarcia1700 5 лет назад

FEMA distributed those here after Puerto Rico was hit by Hurricane Maria. They’re pretty good.

@joedirt6212 5 лет назад

Matt Bar oh yeah

@EdwardKenwayNotaloka 5 лет назад

@Matt Bar you had a best experience over there?

@Curra1199 5 лет назад

Lol that chili and macaroni is actually pretty good for an MRE

@Diligentwaffle 5 лет назад

The best.

@chrisconstable3620 5 лет назад

Really is the best

@oddballaklyama4395 5 лет назад

i'm surprised james actually knew how to eat with his hands

@keepdreamingxti3877 5 лет назад

MRE's with Name brand candy are actually rare.. So its a HUGE WIN!

@basketballislifeman 5 лет назад

So I live in Puerto Rico, and I tell you, the MRE’s that were sent after hurricane Maria tasted amazing (to me at least), I remember my family didn’t like them and I just ate like 3 a day when the rations were vast, honestly, now that I’m in college and don’t wanna cook, I’d buy em just to have them ready when I want some instant food

@TheOdd 5 лет назад

Those Skittles are totally something you could trade in the apocalypse, that or you would open the package and be killed as soon as someone saw them fall out.

@toofizzy567 5 лет назад

James’ time in the bunker has driven him to a crippling cappuccino addiction

@TrainedByJake 5 лет назад

All I learnt from this is that James tongue game is strong....

@therpgrellik1661 5 лет назад

I’m in the marine corps and remember loving MRE’s until I had them for days on end watching you eat them make my day thank you

@deaf448 5 лет назад

Ha during basic getting a brand candy was like the best thing

@whosdaysie 5 лет назад

manatchai sawangwong nah the jalapeño cheese spread or hazelnut chocolate spread was the best shit I’d trade skittles for those any day

@tribeofephraim5801 5 лет назад

I'd trade anything for those cappuccinos

@homersimpson1041 4 года назад

Watching this exactly 1 year later. It hurts :(

@estoylaroca 5 лет назад

If possible MRE's are supposed to be delicious, because it keeps morale higher. It's a bad thing if you got anxious, starving and shell shocked troops, try to eat shit food. Though sometimes you can't really do anything if it tastes like shit, since it is ready to eat meals + they lasts a long time.

@harismusanovic6730 5 лет назад

At 13:00 when James starts yelling, all I could think in my head is "LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE"

@TheDragonOfLegends 5 лет назад

James has a great smile when he's laughing. No homo.

@janepettibone4648 5 лет назад

no homo.

@codesamuraix7035 5 лет назад

As a corpsman in the navy, I can confirm, MREs are outstanding

@FIndie-vw8pm 5 лет назад

I see james found the infamous "skittles bar". Very nice. 👌

@Sparkyb7 5 лет назад

Cow chop is slowly turning into Brett and James doing random shit and I don’t mind it

@sunfish1982 5 лет назад

Thats similar to what I got in my British Army mess pack back when I did work experience it was a 2002 mess pack

@Shayna003 5 лет назад

My boyfriend is in the army and often talks about the MREs and how the deserts are almost always expired, and that the mexican chicken is his favorite one.

@MANA98 5 лет назад

14:32 🤰

@Holysuin. 4 года назад

Dude can't believe this was 2 years ago holy shit life is flying bye miss cow chop 😢

@donpark7611 5 лет назад

James and Brett seem like they popped a bean

@Cubulation 5 лет назад

I always love the dichotomy of how everyone looks in the beginning vs the end of a cow chop video

@stamy4605 5 лет назад

I can't believe James made me fail No Nut November with only 4 days left...

@ArchVileDaClown 5 лет назад

I'm half way through the video and I'm questioning myself why do i enjoy this content.

@inuush 5 лет назад

James at the end looks like he's had way too much cocaine.

@HomekittyL2 3 года назад

I live in CA and come back to watch this every fire season for preparation in the bunker

@microwave_juice 5 лет назад

14:23 those visuals oh gosh 😳😂

@Warweazel 5 лет назад

MREs are actually pretty good. If you warm them up. I remember eating cold MREs, trading M&Ms and drink mixes with my friends to get some PB and chocolate on my marble pound cake.

@CrysisG 5 лет назад

They ate like 5 days worth of food 😂😂😂

@MarksAGoodLad 5 лет назад

That skittles reaction made my day. Amazing.

@lburrows7699 5 лет назад

they should make a video where James dies from food poisoning

@chrisrichardson4693 5 лет назад

I think th ats every video of James eating anything on camera, they just replace him with a clone each time

@Ryo490 5 лет назад

In the Marine Corps, and I can confirm that is how everyone reacts when they get skittles in MREs.

@ponday16 5 лет назад

Am I missing something? When did Brett become Max Payne?

@codygreene9067 Год назад

4:00 that’s exactly what every infantryman does when he gets skittles of Reece’s pieces in his MRE

@Icedanc3r 5 лет назад

50 year old James makes a return

@shubzy14 4 года назад

James reaction to the Skittles makes me miss this channel so much.

@dedberdlb 5 лет назад

Where’s steve1989 when u need him

@dreamcatcherpone 5 лет назад

Out on a tray

@JoeMama-ed5hx 5 лет назад

N I C E

@DogAtNight1 5 лет назад

how james reacted to the skittles is EXACTLY how i felt in basic

@donukb 5 лет назад

Let's put it on a tray... nice!

@trebbelsave2515 5 лет назад

Man this brings so many memories of basic training. We all watched your last video on a laptop connected to a small tv yesterday hahah. Btw the best mre is meatball marinara. Lots of support from the us army my guy

@Mrsnowham 5 лет назад

I see you Brett, tryna impress the female audience with your godly physique, new hair style, and nice shirt. 😉

@lvdox21 5 лет назад

You can use those MRE heaters, put water in then and then seal the bag, seal it well. Then throw it and run it makes a nice, definitely not deafening sound ...

@kamilchandani7101 5 лет назад

"They included White People." i wHEEZED

@dressboy5 5 лет назад

That caught me all the way off guard

@PsychoSunshineMC 5 лет назад

3:59 Absolutely excellent. I don't even have to watch the rest of the video anymore.

@Mcnutty924 5 лет назад

1:33 Brett looking like Max Payne from Max Payne 3.

@rhettturbyfill6305 5 лет назад

Damn dude I was about to write that but I stopped myself to see if anyone else was thinking the same thing and here we are lmao

@ThriceDice 5 лет назад

I'm surprised you guys got some real MREs. Most channels that do this sort of thing get civilian variants, but you guys got the real deal.

@UnusableFootage 5 лет назад

This reminds of the camping disaster video. LOVING IT

@SirPaul_1 5 лет назад

When they cut the scream!!!!!😂😂😂😂I fucking died😂😂 12:56

@creaturemonk 5 лет назад

Yes MREs are meant for the military lol. Awesome to see civilians taste our food. The reactions are always priceless 😂

@LunarBrony 5 лет назад

They should come with a large bag with a heating element at the bottom. Those green bags go in there and all you do is pour water in and it boils and cooks them