Cartman runs through Casa Bonita as fast as he can before the police arrive. He is going to Juvie for a week, but it was all worth it.
"Casa Bonita" S07
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INT. CASA BONITA - DAY
Cartman runs into the first area of Casa Bonita, under a
Spanish arch and inside. He runs with panic, but still
looks around with wonder and happiness.
CARTMAN
HFH HFH OH AWESOME!!! HFH HFH HFH!
Cartman runs up to a table where a family is eating Mexican
food.
CARTMAN (CONT'D)
Excuse me, excuse me, can I just eat
some of your-
(eating)
Thank you. Thank you. Okay, okay, got
to go to Black Bart's Cave!
Cartman dashes off and the family looks confused.
Entrance to black Bart's Cave. A group of kids of various
ages hang out in front. Cartman pushes past them.
CARTMAN (CONT'D)
Excuse me! Excuse me! Coming through!
Black Bart's Cave-
INT. BLACK BART'S CAVE -
It's a very dark fake-rock cave with stalactites and
skeletons and treasure. Cartman runs in, looking back to
see if anybody is following him.
CARTMAN
OH SCARY!!! LOOK A SKELETON!!! OH MAN
I'M SO SCARED!! OH, THAT WAS AWESOME!!
Cartman comes out the Black Bart's ace exit and looks around
in a panic. Where to go next?!?!
CARTMAN (CONT'D)
(running, then-)
CLIFF DIVERS!!
He races off again.
He races through frame, past the Mariachi band, he quickly
stops to do a little dance - then races off again.
He runs up to the cliff diving pool - still in a panic. The
diver at the top is just taking off his robe.
CARTMAN (CONT'D)
(running in, then-)
Come on... Come on, dive!!!
He looks around, are they coming?
CARTMAN (CONT'D)
DIVE ASSHOLE!!!!
Finally the diver does.
CARTMAN (CONT'D)
OH AWESOME!!! THAT WAS COOL, HUH?!?!
He sees Kyle's mom and the boys in the distance, they point
at Cartman.
CARTMAN (CONT'D)
WAGH!!
He runs out of frame again.
Now he's in the Old Time Photo place. He's putting on old
western clothes as fast as he possibly can.
CARTMAN (CONT'D)
(putting on clothes)
Agh, agh, come on, come on...
As soon as he's does he steps behind some fake rubber jail
bars and poses for camera. Flash! Cartman dashes off
again.
Back at a table - Cartman runs in a raises a flag.
CARTMAN (CONT'D)
Sopapillas?! Can I get some sopapillas,
please?!
A waitress brings some. Cartman snatches them and runs.
CARTMAN (CONT'D)
SWEET!
Cartman runs through the main dining area of Casa Bonita.
CARTMAN (CONT'D)
OOH PUPPET SHOW! PUPPET SHOW!
But he bumps into the cop from South Park.
CARTMAN (CONT'D)
AGH!
Cartman turns and runs the other way- And sees the boys and
Kyle's mom coming.
KYLE
CARTMAN!
CARTMAN
WAGH!!!
Cartman turns and runs in a different direction - up the
fake Cliff diving mountain.
But two more cops are up there.
COP #2
Alright, kid end of the line.
In one last act of defiance Cartman turns around - holds out
his arms and starts to dive -
CARTMAN
YESSSSS!
In the diving shot we've been using we see Cartman
plummeting as the boys watch.
KYLE
JESUS CHRIST!
He lands HARD in the water, and finally comes up, just
floating on his back. Cartman just floats in the pool, arms
outstretched, eyes half closed mouth slightly open in pain.
The cops and boys and mom walk up to the edge of the pool
and watch Cartman float. They all just stare at him in
disbelief as Cartman coughs.
CARTMAN
(coughs)
COP
Well kid, you made an entire town panic,
you lost all your friends and now you're
going to juvenile hall for a WEEK. Was
it worth it?
Cartman floats for a second.
CARTMAN
TOTALLY
1 окт 2024
