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Tim has many pairs of scissors in his collection, all of which have an unusual feature about them. So whether it is scissors that adapt to a left handed or right handed user, scissors with built in laser beams, weird sound effects, or scissors which are also puzzles, all of these are a 'cut above' a normal pair of scissors...

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@sigmatic__
@sigmatic__ 6 лет назад
6:40 Tim shreds the map of where the bodies are hidden
@rileymasters1683
@rileymasters1683 5 лет назад
The map was on the back of the page. Next up is the list of names and addresses.
@bennorris3936
@bennorris3936 5 лет назад
nah his old spy documents
@jaroe1710
@jaroe1710 5 лет назад
Nah, its the list for the humans he stil has to kill
@steampunkhulk5559
@steampunkhulk5559 5 лет назад
Not again
@zcgamerandreacts2762
@zcgamerandreacts2762 5 лет назад
@@steampunkhulk5559 *dun dunn dunnnnn!*
@fairyc0
@fairyc0 5 лет назад
tim frantically shreds his illegal documents | ASMR
@Matt-sw4wk
@Matt-sw4wk 5 лет назад
i looked it up sadly there were no results
@notyaaveragejoe
@notyaaveragejoe 4 года назад
Lmao
@brutal_zelduh2581
@brutal_zelduh2581 4 года назад
OMG I CAME TO THE COMMENT'S TO SAY THIS IS LIKE A BONUS ASMR VIDEO FROM TIM EVEN THO HE DOESN'T DO THAT KINDA THING. XD
@keys8966
@keys8966 4 года назад
Old spy documents
@bee37900
@bee37900 4 года назад
@@keys8966 lmao
@xenomorph6003
@xenomorph6003 3 года назад
Tim just calmly saying "hide the evidence." While he shreds the documents is something else
@Fray-Bentos
@Fray-Bentos 10 месяцев назад
Had me in stitches haha.... I can just imagine him on the average Saturday night living it large with his scissors
@gnbman
@gnbman 5 лет назад
The multi-bladed scissors are too powerful for ordinary mortals to wield.
@CardZed
@CardZed 5 лет назад
But Tim is god, he can posess it.
@justinscott6005
@justinscott6005 4 года назад
CardZ Yes of course
@oofgang7756
@oofgang7756 4 года назад
Praise be Tim
@fimsch3225
@fimsch3225 4 года назад
That is exactly why Tim owns it as his.
@fimsch3225
@fimsch3225 4 года назад
@DOOM.SLAYER I mean, I know you're kind of a fucking demon slayer, but how the hell did you manage to obtain such incredibly powerful gear?
@unlawfulspinach5435
@unlawfulspinach5435 5 лет назад
Scissors:**has a 3cm ruler** Tim: most brilliant idea ever.
@berserker3414
@berserker3414 5 лет назад
Those are pretty common here.
@blod9862
@blod9862 4 года назад
If Tim says it’s brilliant it is
@virgilsanders1542
@virgilsanders1542 4 года назад
DONT DISRESPECT TIM 👿👿👿
@emperorpenguinigou
@emperorpenguinigou 4 года назад
It's 5 cm
@24638979
@24638979 4 года назад
Superb!
@MemeManDan20
@MemeManDan20 5 лет назад
Can we have a video of Tim reading a bedtime story? Asking for everyone.
@oliverhernander6047
@oliverhernander6047 5 лет назад
Meme Man Dan lmao yessss
@popajajkula2930
@popajajkula2930 5 лет назад
Lmso
@redharlow9037
@redharlow9037 5 лет назад
Can we do a video of Dylan from chills reading kids books
@redharlow9037
@redharlow9037 5 лет назад
Number 15: the very hungry caterpillar
@TAIYAKI-tk9kr
@TAIYAKI-tk9kr 5 лет назад
Dumbskitz 89 よれ
@shadowprogram215
@shadowprogram215 5 лет назад
“Hide the evidence” Tim what did you do?
@SamOSosa100
@SamOSosa100 3 года назад
They’ll never find the body😑
@z-mkgaming7464
@z-mkgaming7464 3 года назад
This entire channel is just an arg for a murder hiding as an antique collector.
@planescaped
@planescaped 3 года назад
@@z-mkgaming7464 Tim's a serial killer whose modus operandi is to take weird or unusual things from his victims houses. We've been witnessing his collection in more ways than one!
@demon1103
@demon1103 3 года назад
@@planescaped Not gonna lie...kinda sounds like Atropos from Stephen King's: Insomnia
@skywolfx76
@skywolfx76 3 года назад
something extraordinary
@kingkebo3960
@kingkebo3960 4 года назад
1:53 “Whether it’s clothes, or cushion covers, or...clothes”
@nathangood4450
@nathangood4450 3 года назад
WAIT thats too funny
@fenrix155
@fenrix155 3 года назад
Paper: 😐
@technoir2045
@technoir2045 3 года назад
I'm dyinhg of laughter help
@JackieRompana
@JackieRompana 3 года назад
@@theeternal1766 yeah, "cLoThEs"
@absent6792
@absent6792 2 года назад
Hol up Tim doing something here
@Hexilux
@Hexilux 8 лет назад
My favorite part was when Tim made us watch him cut up a whole piece of paper.
@GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli
@GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli 8 лет назад
Plus the sound of scissors clipping is super relaxing.
@TheMaplestrip
@TheMaplestrip 8 лет назад
Or when Tim made us watch an Euler disc spinning on a mirror.
@SuperAdnan117
@SuperAdnan117 8 лет назад
Or when he made us watch him emptying the water from the nile.
@graafixzgaming6652
@graafixzgaming6652 7 лет назад
Or when tim showed us counting every single grain of sand from the beach
@davidwinningham5981
@davidwinningham5981 7 лет назад
"That's the first sheet done"
@eyem6407
@eyem6407 8 лет назад
Tim seemed to be a little too good at hiding the evidence. Perhaps he has experience...
@nate_bonacci_is_the_best3475
@nate_bonacci_is_the_best3475 8 лет назад
Idk he seems to have a lot of collections maybe illegal documents too
@jordanjames5042
@jordanjames5042 8 лет назад
+Austin Ashby all of them scissors were imported
@liamsels3112
@liamsels3112 8 лет назад
😂
@LordMayorOfDairyBell
@LordMayorOfDairyBell 8 лет назад
I sure he was just wanted really get rid of that fanfic someone sent him.
@nanba009
@nanba009 8 лет назад
"Toy is love, Toy is life."
@franksanchez8111
@franksanchez8111 5 лет назад
-Im in a band -And what do you play? -The scissors
@ImSquiggs
@ImSquiggs 3 года назад
There's a great track by Cat Empire called "Voodoo Cowboy" and I'm almost positive they're playing a pair of scissors during the verse.
@fenderjbass6463
@fenderjbass6463 3 года назад
Shredding
@GrandDukeMushroom
@GrandDukeMushroom 3 года назад
AND YOU DO A BIT OF THIS and a bit of That
@MrWhitegold13
@MrWhitegold13 3 года назад
In soviet Russia scissors play you
@sachimourya1431
@sachimourya1431 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dildite4910
@dildite4910 3 года назад
When Tim makes certain expressions such as "huh" "aw yes" "rather lovely" "brilliant" i become very content.
@fyshball
@fyshball 3 года назад
"Hide the evidence" is my personal favourite
@ModernGentleman
@ModernGentleman 3 года назад
You forgot "very very clever"
@lrizzard
@lrizzard 3 года назад
"heh"
@gvs6462
@gvs6462 3 года назад
Such a british thing to say.
@dildite4910
@dildite4910 3 года назад
@@gvs6462 I try to match theme. Heh
@haondoor
@haondoor 5 лет назад
This went from Grandpa telling us about his cool scissor collection, to "hiding the evidence" as he destroys what could be evidence to some murder he's convicted of.
@savagesandwich9742
@savagesandwich9742 5 лет назад
100th like lol
@whatsup7033
@whatsup7033 5 лет назад
Can't be convicted if there's no evidence
@kelpyg.9925
@kelpyg.9925 4 года назад
@@whatsup7033 may i ask what you're talking about?
@eurielrabano5732
@eurielrabano5732 4 года назад
@@savagesandwich9742 581st like
@seanthegarbagecat1928
@seanthegarbagecat1928 4 года назад
666th like
@gentlemanlyjerk4686
@gentlemanlyjerk4686 7 лет назад
"Hide the evidence" -Tim 2016
@NMCrowl01
@NMCrowl01 5 лет назад
Gentlemanly Jerk should we worry about tim?
@villager7714
@villager7714 5 лет назад
I will call the 119 peepol
@ShasOSwoll
@ShasOSwoll 5 лет назад
@@villager7714 Somebody call 991!
@flover6206
@flover6206 5 лет назад
Sombody call 9/11
@madnotbadjenkins9005
@madnotbadjenkins9005 5 лет назад
By god those documents show his dealings with Russia to plant a thermonuclear bomb sold by some tape merchant by the name of Josephi Krakowski under the alias of Jon in New York on the 30th of September
@mechanicalbutterflies6302
@mechanicalbutterflies6302 3 года назад
3:05 "Tim shows off his tactical scissors that he used to secretly cut documents that could get the English crown in trouble during the cold war"
@RichHobo
@RichHobo 4 года назад
5:07 “Ooh somethings hurting it! *lovely idea* “
@ohmygodard2870
@ohmygodard2870 7 лет назад
Here I am thinking Tim is going to simply show me a bunch of silly scissors, then BAM! Tim pulls out an all blacked out, heavy duty pair of tactical scissors equipped with a military grade laser sight! I'd love to see a group of paper try to break into Tim's house...
@alexdurst5745
@alexdurst5745 5 лет назад
Not a military grade laser sight, not even a sight, just a cheap laser
@rileymasters1683
@rileymasters1683 5 лет назад
And then you've got the world enders. 6:30.
@kingjames4886
@kingjames4886 5 лет назад
they really don't work all that well...
@RhysClark97
@RhysClark97 5 лет назад
@@alexdurst5745 every party needs a pooper, thats why we invited you
@YTEM_HCK
@YTEM_HCK 5 лет назад
@@alexdurst5745 r/woooosh
@WILD4X4D
@WILD4X4D 8 лет назад
that document was actually a paper that details his time with mi6 and the 00 program
@5carecrow94
@5carecrow94 8 лет назад
They called him 00heh
@WILD4X4D
@WILD4X4D 8 лет назад
+5carecrow94 deadliest agent ever to serve the Queen's secret service
@mrzazzaable
@mrzazzaable 8 лет назад
+5carecrow94 in tears
@tdc1991x
@tdc1991x 8 лет назад
Tim would make the perfect Q
@WILD4X4D
@WILD4X4D 8 лет назад
+tdc1991x that my friend is the biggest understatement ever said on RU-vid.
@buoykle298
@buoykle298 3 года назад
Didn’t know I needed a laser sight attachment for my scissors but now I see that it is essential to my scissor experience
@Freakybananayo
@Freakybananayo 8 лет назад
Tim is a master at hiding the evidence.
@MujahidAbdulla
@MujahidAbdulla 8 лет назад
just like Bill Cosby
@benthegnarlyone5619
@benthegnarlyone5619 7 лет назад
+Em Jay dude XD
@trh6483
@trh6483 6 лет назад
Freakybananayo no one will find out
@grimms8783
@grimms8783 6 лет назад
6:44 *Film of Russian Spy disposing of secret Russian missile plans during the Cold War, Colourised, 1977*
@itsyaboietan1328
@itsyaboietan1328 5 лет назад
England: the queens death will be the most important Me: you obviously dont know Tim
@dibeedus4250
@dibeedus4250 3 года назад
I think tim is from england
@slicedegg6992
@slicedegg6992 3 года назад
@@dibeedus4250 are you implying Tim and the queen are the same person? What an interesting idea
@sorrenzz3610
@sorrenzz3610 3 года назад
@@slicedegg6992 is 2021 anything can happen
@LeClaw
@LeClaw 3 года назад
@@sorrenzz3610 so it's your fault Big Phil's dead then? 😂
@aaronwalters5820
@aaronwalters5820 3 года назад
@@slicedegg6992 We have never seen Tim and the queen in the same room together
@Xintherios
@Xintherios 4 года назад
7:14 When i wrote something nasty on a piece of paper as a kid in my classroom.
@hackbodies
@hackbodies 3 года назад
Tim is clearly one of the resurrections of Dr. Who, who instead of fighting evil and going on adventures, he collects nice things to store in his police booth
@Akanio_Vatheros
@Akanio_Vatheros 7 месяцев назад
Dr.Who reached new game plus
@RazShape
@RazShape 6 лет назад
Who the hell dislikes tim's video? I mean how can you dislike tim?
@reddread121
@reddread121 4 года назад
SuperSwag1111 shut the fuck up
@blod9862
@blod9862 4 года назад
I saw the words “hate” and “Tim’s” in your comment and immediately got angry XD
@yazeed557
@yazeed557 4 года назад
He didn't explain how to get the scissor out
@MorganaCherish
@MorganaCherish 4 года назад
XxKiritoIII _ you don’t get them out lmao
@iseeyouineverystar
@iseeyouineverystar 4 года назад
i think u just can’t
@TapeFlip
@TapeFlip 8 лет назад
need a 10 hour loop of tim cutting paper
@thebeakedrat1067
@thebeakedrat1067 8 лет назад
Wigh hardcore music in the background!
@tuschman168
@tuschman168 8 лет назад
+Antti R I learned about ASMR today and immediately thought: I wonder if people use Tim's videos for that. And here you are.
@westy229
@westy229 8 лет назад
no joke i just made that fucking comment. Great minds think alike ;D
@sSunbeamM
@sSunbeamM 8 лет назад
why do i get notifications from this comment? www2.pic-upload.de/img/30943587/grand-rage-full.jpg
@SuperSludgeman
@SuperSludgeman 7 лет назад
ASMR
@patrykpatty5835
@patrykpatty5835 5 лет назад
6:57 when the pay per view adult video bill comes in
@sleepdeprivedsteve
@sleepdeprivedsteve 3 года назад
Lolol
@bloodofthelamb13
@bloodofthelamb13 4 года назад
This isn't what I expected when I searched for "scissoring" on Google.
@bellamyisthegoat8820
@bellamyisthegoat8820 4 года назад
Hol' up
@1egends_on1y
@1egends_on1y 4 года назад
Oof
@malvernns
@malvernns 4 года назад
LMFAO
@makyrgamyng9424
@makyrgamyng9424 4 года назад
But it's what you wanted
@anonymoustechnology8843
@anonymoustechnology8843 4 года назад
I mean.... It turned me on :/
@camdenlangford3204
@camdenlangford3204 7 лет назад
'Clothes, or cushion covers, or...clothes' God I love Tim, and I love when he makes small mistakes like that. It adds to his innocence.
@eggroll3055
@eggroll3055 5 лет назад
Camden Langford And then he says something to negate it like "Hide the evidence."
@KachZz
@KachZz 7 лет назад
I hate when Tim assumes i have a chair leg in house.
@cheeseintheair
@cheeseintheair 7 лет назад
at least he didn't assume your gender
@damgeddudd6743
@damgeddudd6743 7 лет назад
Nigel lol
@ElliWoelfin
@ElliWoelfin 7 лет назад
*Nile
@cheeseintheair
@cheeseintheair 7 лет назад
VKGaming - Киригин Видео Игры Nile water, Nile water
@gavinkerber7165
@gavinkerber7165 7 лет назад
VK I'm dying
@YTEM_HCK
@YTEM_HCK 5 лет назад
Tim: hide the evidence FBI: *NANI*
@besnick
@besnick 3 года назад
MI5***
@bostonrailfan2427
@bostonrailfan2427 2 года назад
@@besnick he goes to the US frequently enough to get their attention
@sophieslife6670
@sophieslife6670 4 года назад
Tim:*gets fascinated by a pair of scissors” Me:I love u man
@kingimpidimp7060
@kingimpidimp7060 8 лет назад
I swear this is the sweetest man I've ever seen
@ajfrags878
@ajfrags878 8 лет назад
he was released out of prison and a few years ago he was arrested for fraud
@ajfrags878
@ajfrags878 8 лет назад
Pete yes and then he cut there skin off and wore it as a costume, daddy
@P-Bass_Pete
@P-Bass_Pete 8 лет назад
+AJFRAGS "I'm always using scissors to cut things to size, whether that be human skin, cushion covers or human skin..."
@ajfrags878
@ajfrags878 8 лет назад
Pete same sometimes i use them to cut up the bodies
@kingimpidimp7060
@kingimpidimp7060 7 лет назад
ajfrags "hide the evidence"
@fbrefeld7320
@fbrefeld7320 6 лет назад
I just love his enthusiasm. It's so relaxing. “that's nice“
@Topic-howto
@Topic-howto 4 года назад
7:30 *Teacher: cut this neatly into your book* me:
@ramp405
@ramp405 5 лет назад
7:38 *cuts clip* So where’d you guys put my birth certificate?
@TheCoIdDark
@TheCoIdDark 8 лет назад
"That's the first sheet done.. Heh!" Savage.
@andymoran8007
@andymoran8007 8 лет назад
My favorite are his "Very clever!"s
@WanderingFollower
@WanderingFollower 8 лет назад
+Andy Moran mine is "what do You think?"
@Sagnag
@Sagnag 8 лет назад
Or: "Nice idea that!"
@tarnationist3645
@tarnationist3645 7 лет назад
or "what a brilliant idea!"s
@Decaticon
@Decaticon 6 лет назад
6:10 lost his words there xD
@jezzmaninjapan
@jezzmaninjapan 3 года назад
Lol, I usually miss stuff like that. That's funny. XD
@MikhailKalashnikovMiG
@MikhailKalashnikovMiG 5 лет назад
Laser scissors clearly wasn’t very well thought out though
@tobybrundin862
@tobybrundin862 3 года назад
3:10 next they're gonna add a 12x scope to these things
@RolyWestYT
@RolyWestYT 7 лет назад
HAHA I love how I was just happy to sit and watch a video about different types of Scissors... I need to go to bed
@F17A
@F17A 6 лет назад
tibdobtheglob exactly
@SloMoeYeezusKugathasanTheGreat
Roly what are you may I ask?
@SloMoeYeezusKugathasanTheGreat
TIBdOB THEgLOB well this backlashed 😂😂
@victorgarviamn3478
@victorgarviamn3478 6 лет назад
Roly
@DiabolicalButler
@DiabolicalButler 6 лет назад
slomo officiall.... still. its the most civil conversation ive ever seen on youtube. i love how tibdobinson is like "im so sorry to hear that. i was just kidding, but i am a troll so im gonna keep doin me" lol
7 лет назад
Just think about it. Someone other than Tim were to talk about scissors on RU-vid, would they have gotten 1 million views? *Heh*
@Pipefishie
@Pipefishie 5 лет назад
Fahrettin Perçin no
@thelittlemrs
@thelittlemrs 4 года назад
2,6 million views now. Dunno how I ended up here but I'm hooked lol
@limmynade
@limmynade 4 года назад
Didn't knew there was turkish people out there watching Tim as well
@suugiart
@suugiart 3 года назад
He's so calming to listen to. I almost fell asleep because that's how calm and safe his talking makes me feel.
@dextheunicorn1189
@dextheunicorn1189 4 года назад
This is such a wholesome channel and i love it
@CurrentlyDisconected
@CurrentlyDisconected 8 лет назад
Am I the only one that thought he was going to cut his hand at the end. He was like wolverine with those things.
@3enjoy3
@3enjoy3 8 лет назад
He was borderline berserk- "Heh, heh, heh, HEH!!!!!!!!"
@otakuribo
@otakuribo 8 лет назад
Snikt, "heh!"
@buttAttack
@buttAttack 8 лет назад
wolverine wishes he was this guy..
@tillyedwards9850
@tillyedwards9850 8 лет назад
I'm an American and this show makes me distinctly feel like I'm interacting with my grandfather.
@DJbradchad
@DJbradchad 3 года назад
Man I wish I found happiness in simple objects like Tim does. He certainly has a good life
@TheGusShow
@TheGusShow 4 года назад
People in comments: Tim is shredding the evidence Tim: hide the evidence Me: BE CAREFUL TIM DONT CUT YOURSELF
@sleepdeprivedsteve
@sleepdeprivedsteve 3 года назад
Lol
@cummywummiez
@cummywummiez 7 лет назад
Does he know his meme status
@whydoieven3305
@whydoieven3305 5 лет назад
Probably
@zzrider7828
@zzrider7828 5 лет назад
3:17 recognizes that the laser is completly useless because it is attached to the scissor so i moves with it instead of pointing a fixed straight line on the paper along which u can cut.
@seanthompson3163
@seanthompson3163 5 лет назад
exactly what I was thinking
@claystripe6514
@claystripe6514 5 лет назад
The idea is to use it like a sight- if you want to cut straight towards a set point, the laser will show if you've deviated
@reflex3843
@reflex3843 4 года назад
You could cut out a circle and the laser would show you that you cut a straight line.
@theflowerboye9073
@theflowerboye9073 4 года назад
Pastapon cool actually, YOU my friend don’t understand
@romrom920
@romrom920 4 года назад
The point is to line it up with a point of reference. So use the laser to draw a point across the paper or whatever youre cutting and then keep the laser aligned with it.
@viewer1755
@viewer1755 4 года назад
When you fully upgrade your starter weapon L a s e r s c i s s o r s
@slabulous4876
@slabulous4876 4 года назад
0:11 I love this man
@RPKGameVids
@RPKGameVids 8 лет назад
This video is certainly a cut above the rest.
@channelfadge7438
@channelfadge7438 8 лет назад
badum tish
@axeavier
@axeavier 8 лет назад
bad bum fishhh
@pyperl.279
@pyperl.279 8 лет назад
cut it out dude
@RPKGameVids
@RPKGameVids 8 лет назад
Laryn Skinner No need to get snippy!
@pyperl.279
@pyperl.279 8 лет назад
+RPKVids 😂👌
@neftaliherrera3160
@neftaliherrera3160 5 лет назад
I really just watched a man cut a piece of paper with scissors.
@choogachooga3584
@choogachooga3584 4 года назад
This man is the Bob Ross of novelty toys and items.
@anabelham5035
@anabelham5035 5 лет назад
This is the purest video on RU-vid
@josephcopper2966
@josephcopper2966 6 лет назад
Can I just say how much I love this guy? I heard about him via that one vid of him with the fake ice cream, and ive been a fab ever since. His channel never ceases to fascinate me as he shows off his collection. And that small chuckle he always gives at the end of his videos always makes me crack a small smile. I genuinely hope this guy gets more popularity as time goes on, and i hope he makes his collection larger and larger.
@WindGaming13
@WindGaming13 8 лет назад
This is the nicest comment section on youtube.
@greenanubis
@greenanubis 8 лет назад
With a "nicest" person in the video. Kinda telling.
@bertingomez1846
@bertingomez1846 8 лет назад
Check out Tim's got a wobbly and the leather video, and your opinion will change.
@janglejingle5937
@janglejingle5937 8 лет назад
FUCK YOU
@bertingomez1846
@bertingomez1846 8 лет назад
Are you talking to me?
@WindGaming13
@WindGaming13 8 лет назад
Coolbloxxie sniffle
@Jombo1
@Jombo1 3 года назад
Oh yes I want my scissors to be writhing in pain when I use them.
@vulturedrawz
@vulturedrawz 3 года назад
I remember watching his channel for hours on end when I was bored or to get away from my anxiety, his voice is soothing and helps me so much
@hcldesmond
@hcldesmond 8 лет назад
The director missed out on a chance to shout "Cut!" at the end of the video.
@catradummy_ytp
@catradummy_ytp 8 лет назад
"Very often it's clothes or cushion covers or clothes..."
@utl94
@utl94 8 лет назад
1:50, haha!
@RagdollWraith
@RagdollWraith 8 лет назад
well i mean what else is there in life
@SamChaneyProductions
@SamChaneyProductions 8 лет назад
Blood-covered clothes, evidence, bloody cushions, or clothes...multi-bladed scissors heh
@nancykain8059
@nancykain8059 4 года назад
Yes. Tim can cut anything. Like *bal-* I mean *paper*
@mycommentsgoviral2157
@mycommentsgoviral2157 4 года назад
Class room: silence Scissors: *This old man intensiefies*
@zeroeels8591
@zeroeels8591 4 года назад
Der lustige Mann aus dem Internet i think you mean tim
@mycommentsgoviral2157
@mycommentsgoviral2157 4 года назад
@@zeroeels8591 nah i mean the song.
@bailey125
@bailey125 8 лет назад
4:30 'I love some of the shit they come up with' lol
@Mrvideosandgames
@Mrvideosandgames 8 лет назад
Shapes...
@xXUAE123456Xx
@xXUAE123456Xx 8 лет назад
Dirty Grandpa.
@evilbot2099
@evilbot2099 8 лет назад
Omg XDDDDD
@huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
two very nice animal shits here
@elizaheintzelman8764
@elizaheintzelman8764 5 лет назад
2:41 I have been trying to think of where I heard this song from. Then suddenly, from the back of my mind booms *I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME. WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY. WITH A GREAT BIG HUG AND A KISS FROM ME TO YOU. WONT YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME TOO!*
@louisebelcher7494
@louisebelcher7494 4 года назад
NONONONONONONONO
@bing_septic_the_noodle_41
@bing_septic_the_noodle_41 3 года назад
Or my favorite version . . I hate you, you hate me, let's tie barney to a tree, shoot him with a 44, no more purple dinosaur :3
@plotsky_
@plotsky_ 3 года назад
@@bing_septic_the_noodle_41 cmon wasnt that bad
@bing_septic_the_noodle_41
@bing_septic_the_noodle_41 3 года назад
@@plotsky_ personally I ain't got nothing against barney, he's just terrifying lol
@andyfernandez9695
@andyfernandez9695 3 года назад
Holy carp yeah
@morganjames5180
@morganjames5180 3 года назад
Loved how Tim moved his mouth like scissors when he was cutting paper.... .....so cute xxx
@MMT--Games
@MMT--Games 3 года назад
He cuts it so aggresively, *i love it*
@AndrewHislop1066
@AndrewHislop1066 8 лет назад
I just watched a man cut paper. I fucking love you Tim.
@corbin1157
@corbin1157 7 лет назад
my brain feels really weird...but good...and sleepy...
@corbin1157
@corbin1157 7 лет назад
just baiting asmr peeps :^)
@radio_halo7555
@radio_halo7555 6 лет назад
Corbin it’s ASMR
@untitled2792
@untitled2792 5 лет назад
Same way I discovered ASMR. Good stuff.
@Pipefishie
@Pipefishie 5 лет назад
Ono sEe A dOcToR
@3d9l0rd4
@3d9l0rd4 3 года назад
Why is my attention span so high watching this but when I’m watching anything to do with school I just space out
@JC-2106
@JC-2106 4 года назад
"somethings hurting him, lovely idea"
@WoodlandsWorld
@WoodlandsWorld 8 лет назад
why is this in my recommended tab..... liked.
@pacific2928
@pacific2928 8 лет назад
I don't know. It's also in mine.
@RandomGamers0313
@RandomGamers0313 8 лет назад
Mine to lol
@novafawks
@novafawks 8 лет назад
i love this guy so much
@david16oktober
@david16oktober 7 лет назад
It's really educational... It was also in my recommended tab for some reason...
@Charlie092
@Charlie092 6 лет назад
Ryan's toy review in 70 years
@___Benedetto
@___Benedetto 5 лет назад
Nima Nowbakht Ghalati but actually good .
@Tommygunn776
@Tommygunn776 2 года назад
Watch a man hack away at a piece of paper for a whole minute! Best minute ever
@lieutenantwoomy3146
@lieutenantwoomy3146 Год назад
This is probably some of the most entertaining and wholesome content on yt. I really hope he keeps these coming
@myopic_cyclops
@myopic_cyclops 8 лет назад
Tim, why are you hiding evidence? What have you done this time?
@mipmipmipmipmip
@mipmipmipmipmip 8 лет назад
some say he stole water ... from the nile
@gtf187
@gtf187 8 лет назад
+mipmipmipmipmip water of the Nile
@homeone4237
@homeone4237 6 лет назад
afterclash you normie
@OldBuford
@OldBuford 5 лет назад
this is why the internet is such an amazing thing. if someone had come up to me asking "would you be interested in watching a program about a man talking about different kinds of scissors?" id have said "hell no, why would anyone watch that?" but here i am thoroughly enjoying myself for reasons i cant even explain.
@comradeseal3705
@comradeseal3705 4 года назад
Why the hell do I find my self watching such simple stuff such as this. Out of all of the things I could be doing with my life I choose this.
@kendrick1410
@kendrick1410 3 года назад
He gets so excited while shredding the paper
@Underscore23
@Underscore23 8 лет назад
Tim would be an amazing Q from James Bond.
@CrashMagnum
@CrashMagnum 8 лет назад
I would love a gentle, soft-spoken Q. Imagine Tim pulling out a pen which he uses to blow up a warehouse. "Extraordinary..."
@goofygoober4901
@goofygoober4901 8 лет назад
this seems like an ASMR video in disguise
@sophiapriluck3055
@sophiapriluck3055 4 года назад
I have never wanted so many random pairs of scissors before
@Chris_Cross
@Chris_Cross 3 года назад
The look of sheer dedication on his face as he chops that page up.
@skidooshlayman12
@skidooshlayman12 7 лет назад
"Take my fist away and you'll see it's a scissors."
@vaguedirector_7342
@vaguedirector_7342 8 лет назад
I have one of those multi-bladed scissors for cutting up herbs used in cooking.
@raykent3211
@raykent3211 8 лет назад
Yeah, I'm in France and you find them in the cooking section
@otakuribo
@otakuribo 8 лет назад
That somehow seems a much more practical use for those Edwardscissorhandian monstrosities.
@robertcummings2445
@robertcummings2445 7 лет назад
Yeah your hiding the evidence HERBS for cooking hmm... prob more like smoking :P
@KingRioT1
@KingRioT1 3 года назад
Tim having a bit too much fun with the multi scissor. Love it! 🤣
@Christian-ve1wi
@Christian-ve1wi 3 года назад
Thankyou for your time Tim, lovely video quite entertaining. 😀
@stars1622
@stars1622 8 лет назад
Water from the Nile
@soywaz6645
@soywaz6645 8 лет назад
Water Nile
@BiscuitCatProductions
@BiscuitCatProductions 8 лет назад
+Soy Waz Wile Nater.
@Handhandme
@Handhandme 8 лет назад
+Biscuit Cat Productions WILE NATER
@TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld
@TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld 8 лет назад
What?
@BiscuitCatProductions
@BiscuitCatProductions 8 лет назад
***** nater trom fhe wile.
@Larry
@Larry 7 лет назад
What is the difference between scissors and shears?
@TheSkillManer
@TheSkillManer 7 лет назад
Shears are scissors that are 6 inches larger ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).......right?
@donaldtrumpling2016
@donaldtrumpling2016 7 лет назад
Larry Bundy Jr omg you watch him too!?
@fatsasquatch4183
@fatsasquatch4183 7 лет назад
Well, from what i learned in home economics, shears are for cutting fabric, and scissors are for anything else.
@rachstone9491
@rachstone9491 7 лет назад
shears are serrated
@cbayer5012
@cbayer5012 7 лет назад
I think scissors are smaller and have those things that you put your fingers through, whilst shears are larger and don't have finger-holes
@sharky6673
@sharky6673 4 года назад
Teacher: What happened with your homework? Me: 7:06
@legendofrdr2380
@legendofrdr2380 3 года назад
Everybody gangsta till the scissors get laser sights
@HAbEXMr
@HAbEXMr 8 лет назад
Tim shredding his KGB papers :D
@Mikevanschaik
@Mikevanschaik 8 лет назад
How was this in my reccomended feed and why did i watch the whole thing?!?!
@merono3113
@merono3113 8 лет назад
exactly... SMH 😕
@Bumontherun69
@Bumontherun69 8 лет назад
Tell me about it
@green6676
@green6676 8 лет назад
same.. i thought this was gonna be a magic trick going off of the name of the channel
@adam1983ish
@adam1983ish 8 лет назад
Hahaha same here😦
@HeatherSpoonheim
@HeatherSpoonheim 8 лет назад
You have been selected. Now that you have watched one, you will watch others. Late one night, when you really should be laying yourself down to sleep, you will find yourself watching more. Tim is oddly compelling and now you are one of us. heh.
@JavierMendozaAvila
@JavierMendozaAvila 4 года назад
When you find letters your ex wrote for you: 6:44
@cannibalrj7747
@cannibalrj7747 3 года назад
I listen to Tim when I'm about to sleep. His voice calms my mind. Upon waking up, I just then watch the video I slept listening to.
@kylegendreau1801
@kylegendreau1801 6 лет назад
7:03 Nazi officer destroys documents of mega weapon (1945 colorized)
@FizzyK-45
@FizzyK-45 8 лет назад
Cut it out, Tim.
@bruht101
@bruht101 3 года назад
Lmao Tim really enjoyed shredding that document at the end lmaooo
@Shenn3165
@Shenn3165 3 года назад
Tim was having fun shredding that paper!
@TalesGalhardi
@TalesGalhardi 7 лет назад
i got an ASMR from this vid
@cammanthefox4670
@cammanthefox4670 6 лет назад
Ikr
@cammanthefox4670
@cammanthefox4670 6 лет назад
Mostly from the last one
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