Can you beat Chapter 2 WITHOUT RUNNING OR JUMPING? - Poppy Playtime 

Good to know if I ever got stuck in an abandoned toy factory with killer toys, my lazy ass could just casually stroll to safety

Oh no! Danger! Quickly, calmly walk away without stressing your legs. Yesterday was leg day, and they’re still sore

Normal Letsplay RU-vidr: “Man! This game is so hard” Spiff: “Well, I already beat this game after 5 minutes, let’s make this interesting!”

spiff playing normally: beating the game in 5 minutes B) spiff doing a no skip, no run, no jump challenge: normal playthrough

Giving a literal meaning to walkthrough

For the next challenge: Try to beat the game by only walking backwards. You are allowed to turn around when you are standing still. If you need to swing you’re allowed to go forwards.

18:01 I've become so used to Security Breach that I had a feeling that the Bunzo would just send him flying into his demise.

As a polish person I can confirm that people don't need our molecular properties

Alternate title: Man takes a nice stroll in the murder factory

From the fact the kissy missy seems to have issues controlling her body, which the other characters don’t exhibit, I would guess she helps because she’s either new or faulty and therefore has preserved some of her humanity

normal person: this is impossible spiff: what if we glitch through here, kill this early, and push a popcorn bucket for an hour

Bunzo probably took out like 30% of that whole 1hr30min run with how many just kept falling into the water

An extremely difficult run I’ve been trying is Mommyless. You basically don’t allow yourself to look at Mommy at any point bar from her hand when she gives you the combinations. I’ve almost been entirely successful except for the Whack a Huggy game where it’s oddly difficult to win without catching a glimpse of her in the window.

24:21 That jump cut was perfectly timed! Mommy: *screams* Also Mommy: *immediately dies*

6:07 probably they realised their mistakes with Huggy Wuggy and Mommy, so they got another willing test subject, like how Stella became Poppy willingly, so that's maybe why Kissy is so peaceful

22:25 My theory is that Mommy's true nature as an eldritch being is exposed near the end of this chapter. So while chasing you, she manufactures several toy versions of herself to try and catch you.

Spiff’s sub count is growing exponentially, and I’m happy for him. Man is a quality youtuber

Gotta say, it was easier than I expected. In Security Breach you had to go on an adventure through time and space with Giga Mounty, TVA Moonman and Mapbot trying to hault you at every step. Pushing lids and having to juggle Freddy onto boxes. But in poppy playtime you just walk and keep your feet on the floor at all times.

i have colorblind issues so i like that the new icons have numbers instead of just color like before, however that should be something we can toggle in accessibility instead of auto on

I think beating that chapter blindfolded is impossible, unless you find a way to skip Whack-o-Huggy.

Next thing you know Spiff’s going to beat the game only grappling onto stuff

I think I could tell certain parts of the mommy chase were adaptive, while other parts were more of a long set animation.

I think it's great to make the enemy speed adjust in horror games, first try you're gonna think you have to run as fast as you can anyway, and that's really the only time it matters, because once you learn how fast or slow it is, it's not that scary either way. The game also only needs to give you the thrill and panic of a chase, not the difficulty of it.

There's a reason he has 'Astral' as his Title, Because He's ascended past Humanity to, beat Horror games in wacky ways.

Next challenge idea: Take a prop (idk, maybe a pillow from the first room, or a cutout of huggy) with you through the entire game

11:42 is my favorite spiff moment ever. "Guys...the pog-a-pillar..." *jump cut* "math isn't the same :(" *NOW BACK TO GAMEPLAY*

Aaah here it is, finally, another "Can I beat this game without doing this and this" series!

I like how your theory about the Huggies is that they're hive Insects. That would actually be pretty cool.

Game devs : Nooo u can't just beat our game without running or jumping Astralspiff : haha physics go brrrrrrrr

Damn this man really is a consistent hater of playing games normally, what’s next, completing the game standing still?

Spiff is so entertaining that I sometimes even start rewatching already seen videos. Thanks for being so creative and doing this amazing content. Keep up the good work

10:41 my friend accidentally did this, and we were stuck in this room for a good 5 minutes because we didn't realize we solved the puzzle

They changed the prediction icons because you can have up to 10(i think) options for a prediction since recently

alternative title: spiff teaches physics calling it chemistry

"Isn't that physics?" **Proceeds to explain why it's not physics by saying "you don't need the molecular properties", which causes chemical reactions**

Watching you quite literally walk through this chapter, as opposed to larger youtubers shitting themselves during a play through, is a hilarious change of pace.

In the 90° bridge puzzles room there are some assets without gravity that can make you fly if you position yourself correctly. Those assets are usually containers. They are next to the left stairs in that bridge room.

You know, you seem like a genuinely cool guy to hang around. Always talking lightly, doesn't go overboard with jokes. You just seem a fun-loving dude.

The return of the anti running king. God speed spif god speed

"Quickly, slowly walking man is getting away!" -Viva 2022

24:14 i love the cut here how she just goes from screaming to dead

You basically had a real life “Dude, where’s my car?” moment… lmfaoo

'Let me restart so I can start the timer.' *doesn't start the timer*

He first did security breach, now poppy playtime. This mans a legend.

I just imagine PJ slowly waddling towards the player, while mommy screeches at him to go faster, but he can’t hear her.

Next: Beating poppy playtime blindfolded, no running, and no jumping!

No running (Vine boom effect) No jumping (Vine boom effect) And probably no skips since astral said so

"Grade 5 was changed" As a person who went into grade 6 the year they started giving grade 5 students those recorder flutes, I agree sadly

Next up Spiffless, beat the game without being Astral Spiff

"I feel at home with chat" That was so wholesome

Always happy to see you post a video Spiff :) Aswell as hand less dose sound possible; you only need it for levers, hand detection pads, big gaps where you have to swing and buttons

Astralspiff: Beats game in 5 minutes, and is now beginning to do sprint less and jump less Mommy long legs: *Aw, shit, here we go again*

I got towed for street sweeping here in the US (I live in Ohio) and it cost me over $200 (not including the Uber to get my car cause I didn’t know anyone with a car nearby). Needless to say, Spiff was right and his situation was probably the best case scenario at that point 😂

I'm waiting for the Blind Fold Challenge, I watched it earlier and that was hilarious 🤣🤣

Literally all Mommy had to do to survive the crusher; NOT put her leg on it to try and get her arm out. Mommy’s arm did not suck her fully into the crusher, her arm DID get pulled off, she was only doomed once she put her foot onto the danger zone, if she moved her leg to the side out of the crusher’s distance, she would have lived.

It is no long a speed run. It is only speed. Wonder how long that will last.

3:25 it also could have been way better, they could have knocked and told you to move it/where they towed it to...

Spiff is the type of person to take everything nice and slow learning everything along the way whilst talking to his friends, at a nuclear plant.

You are a shining beacon of hope for every broken shift and spacebar gamer out there.

11:21 I've never really thought about it before, but hearing this makes the existence of the "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?" gameshow make more sense.

Super excited to watch this video! Your content gets very in-depth about the routing & techniques & I like that! I like this approach to horror games as Puzzle Platformers, since hearing about what to do is so interesting! Will probably comment more later! Thanks for uploading!

hey spiff heres some lore ideas "pink huggy" or kissy missy doesnt kill you due to the fact the person whos possessing her was a volunteer for the transformation/experiment the others do attack you because they were forcefully put inside the monsters which is why some characters are more friendly then others and most likely why poppy doesnt act attack you when you first me even though she has evil intentions she never plans to harm you she wants to save the toy factory im guessing in chapter 3 we will see more instances of this

man didn't walk, jump and didn't really get that into the game and STILL beat markipliers time by half an hour

"Poppy Playtime Chapter will be two hours long" This gigachad beated it in 1 hour without Jumping or Sprinting-

Alt title: poppy playtime but im strapped in a wheel chair

Ha! I knew you were gonna do a no-running on poppy playtime ch2

"It's not a speedrun, it's a walkthrough" -A wise person on David's stream

I deeply deeply deeply enjoy your self-imposed challenge runs of games sm and I hope you keep doing them with other games as you become interested in them :) They're so fun! Looking at a game in ways you weren't supposed to and coming up with creative solutions to make it work is just so wholesome

The way it cuts from mommy getting shredded to her own corpse will never stop being funny 💀💀

Nice Speedwalks on this videogame man, hope to see more speedwalks like this one in some future games 🚶🏻‍♂🖐🏻👹🖐🏻

Since the beginning I’ve always found your videos interesting and worth while to watch now 6 months later I’m basically starving for a new upload everyday your personality is so down to earth and you’re such a genuine person it’s amazing I’m so glad you gained all this success on your channel and hope one day you’ll hit that infamous 1 million subs!

The only good to come out of Poppy is Spiff's career exploding.

hey spiff i just wanted to let you know my family is in a hard spot rn and watching your videos make my days, keep up the good work my dude

"We dont need poles" im Polish and thats offensive. Thats why its funny

They should make it so that you HAVE to run constantly or else Mommy/Pug-a-Pillar WILL catch up to you. That's what makes CHASE scenes scary.

Was here for this run, such a fun thing to watch

“What does Kissy Missy being a lesbian have to do with her not killing us?!” Cause lesbians are the bros in all media! They chill as hell!

I'm not usually one to comment but I absolutely love watching your content whilst working either at work or on my game. These videos are always fun to watch so thank you for feeding myself and everyone else with regular content!

i got major deja vu watching this, then i remember i was there for your stream! it was tons of fun :3

Watched the VOD, but this was just too much fun to not not rewatch... As always. Amazing vid, Spiffer!

I’m sad I can’t catch the streams, but I love I can still watch your runs on RU-vid 👍🏼🙃

HELL YEA, I was waiting for a no-running run This is gonna be fun :D

Ayy, nice vids Spiff, keep it up

this was an amazing run! happy I got to watch it live :D

this isnt a speedrun, its a speedwalk

How much you wanna bet barry's gonna be incorporated into the prototype. Imagine when we get to see him hes only a body and hes using barry to wheel himself around.

Speedrun Timer - Exists Spiff - Talks About His Car Being Towed While Staying Still

Spiff finally remembered to put that he wakes up at 12:30 and eats breakfast in a video

My theory is that she is helping you because Huggy Wuggy was an abusive husband so she is happy that you got rid of him. 👍

So what, it's a speedwalk now haha

was just watching you, and then a new video dropped :))

This is defo activating the ptsd from security breach

Spiff just hate playing normally

10:30 He is talking about scatter graphs, rather than putting a line through every spot find the main pattern

I have kinda a similar story to your street sweeping experience. I spent the night after helping a friend move in to a new condo. Came out the next morning and couldn't find my car. I had an absolute monster of a panic attack (I was 19 and also struggling with significant anxiety/Panic Disorder.) Having no clue what to do, I hoofed it back to the condo and called my parents (all while sobbing, mind you.) Eventually my step-dad found the ticket on the Parking Authority website. I had parked just behind a "No parking 6-8am" sign and my dumb oblivious butt didn't realize it. They towed the car off and down a side street, and then clamped a Boot on it. I mean, at that point in time (2006) they might as well have towed it because I still had to call a cab to get to the office and impound yard, pay the ticket, take a cab back to the car, and wait (for someone in one of the city tow trucks no less) to have someone come out and take the boot off. Somewhat defeats the whole point of a boot to begin with. 🤷‍♀️

My theory about Kissy Missy is that she’s working under the Prototype, like how the mini Huggies, Bunzo and Pugapillar are working under Mommy. The Prototype is helping you out specifically so you can kill all the monsters and let him assimilate them. Otherwise, who opens that door after you kill Mommy? And why would the Prototype just happen to be there to take Mommy’s corpse?

Will he do this chapter blindfolded tho?

Now beat it without doing anything 🙂

Yesss, my favorite content on YT, wacky Spiff speedruns is up. Security Breach Jumpless, Sprintless, Moonwalk, Reverse Boss are my favorite videos on the platform

I'm very suprised to see you still making content on this game honestly