Can You Beat Skyrim As Abraham Lincoln? 

It wasnt fair tho. MFer was abusing stealth and pulled of a sneak critical by peek-shooting from behind the theatre seat.

It was only a revolver but almost definitely hip fired! I'd like to imagine Oswald spun in a circle and hip fired his rifle on the VIP

He used vats with a critical 100%

I wonder if, when that happened, the TF2 Domination sound played out.

Sick Symptom Tyrannosaurus!

YESSSSSS

Oh that would be fun

We'll finally get the answer to the big question: is Abe even human?

I think starfield comes first

Dang someone beat me to the joke

He will become king of mars next.

This sounds like amazing none fiction.

I read that last title in Nerbit's voice and it made it so much more epic

😊w😊 w

So Alucard... Before Alucard?

@@ajreactsgaming6058 Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (novel): 2010 Hellsing (manga): 1997-2008 Hellsing (anime): 2001-2002 Hellsing Ultimate (anime): 2006-2012 I wasn't surprised the manga is older cause it's old as shit, but even Ultimate is mostly older lol

That poses a certain question though in the movie vampires can't harm other vampires how does Lincoln get around that? I mean simplest answer would be a gun but does it actually say?

@@alexlarson5910 That's just straight up not a thing in books iirc. Hell, in one of the author's other books, How to Survive a Horror Movie, he reccomends to become a vampire so you can hunt vampires better by leveling the playing field

More like John Brown. Lincoln was way too prone to compromise with slavers.

​@@thelonewanderer4084nah when he had the chance,he would take it.

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Lincoln will probably destroy the dragons and then start a second civil war in Skyrim.

New head cannon: Lincoln is secretly the Doom slayer before he fought the demons and hell priests

*Proceeds to L I N C O L N*

Well, he was an accomplished melee fighter, and never lose during a gun confrontation, he trained with firearms, he had that silver tongue, and get this. So he was basically in this debate with a person about understanding the poor, and what he did is something that one could argue he had either a Keen Eye for the protrusions of the surface - or he had some kind of Superman x-ray vision. Because he was basically clad in Golden underneath his initial layer of whatever he was wearing, and Lincoln somehow knew this. Of course that 16th president is going to be op. Look at his video game traits -mhele attacks -eagle eye -sharp shooter -exray vission - plus 10 speech skill

Ol' Twin Lamps Lincoln kills every Telvanni magister from Ebonheart to Dagon Fel

depends how much power he gets. i mean, being able to have abe move one more cheerio than before per slave is 'gains', but not exactly impressive gains.

​@@KeithElliott-zd8cxWAIT. You're telling me you can move cheerios?!

@@Malkontent1003 oh yeah. i know, impressive.

Chuck Norris and Shaggy vs Abraham Linclon and Godzilla Singular Point

It's like Doomguy, Abe just started out as a regular human but his bloody determination to end slavery everywhere he sees it slowly led to hi accumulatimg more and more powers that turned him into an avenging god.

Abe’s Bizzare Adventure

Abraham: Across the Lincolnverse

Abeverse

You thought this was a comment but it was me dio!

You've got Abraham Lincoln all over the Toddverse now. Competing with Reanu Keeves for Todd Howard's power

Dunno how people miss this, especially with the majority of them actually siding with the vampires, absolute numbskulls

@@Corner-for-Assorted-Oats People looking for reasons to nitpick "plot contrivances". Never mind the fact that a centuries old vampiric cabal could easily have the resources to do a long con plan like that.

@@Corner-for-Assorted-Oats It's the "I overheard it on the random road one day" that's silly. "You just heard it? At this time of day? At this time of year? Localized entirely on the road you just happened to be on?". If you had to go to the High Priest of Solitude or Windhelm first and *they* said "oh yeah we heard rumours of an Elder Scroll being found so sent out word, odd that the priest isn't here yet" and that triggered you to go bar hopping then it'd at least make more sense, plus give the Dawnguard an idea that someone was spreading the rumours. Dawnguard's writing knows the characters it wants involved, but does a really crummy job of getting them into the story (e.g being forced to go along with Serana with "take me and this Elder Scroll to my father and ask no questions Mr. Vampire Hunter", which is just stupid of a Dawnguard-aligned Dragonborn to do).

@@JaceMorley Like it or not, it's cannon, I have my own issues with that plot point but to say it's 100% plot convenience is just dumb

​@@Corner-for-Assorted-Oats critiquing and being constructively critical of media is good for the brain

xbox doesn't autofill based on how often you say something sadly

Yeah I saw the death animation and thought it was just a random glitch, that explains why I see random dead mammoths and even one time,olfina gray-mane

No, but someone could try knocking off his hat. And thus, the full restore will magically return his hat to his head.

@@Destroyer_V0 iirc someone definitely knocked his block off. in a theater, no less.

@@KeithElliott-zd8cx Via gun. But that was mundane, non multiverse traveling lincoln.

Paladin surely, with the strength of his conviction being the thing that grants him the strength to fight if the beings that go bump in the night

​@DemonMankeyMan Ah, but you forget- Monks can do radiant damage with punches alone, meaning Abe could truly go hand-to-hand and live up to his Wrestling Hall of Fame status.

Not to mention that the Moth Priests are easily as closely bonded to the Empire as Skyrim itself is.

Plus, the vampires spread the rumor of the elder scrolls being uncovered

​@@Dovah_Slayerand if you've already beaten the main story, the rumor of an elder scroll being found is true

@@SebasTian58323 yep

Assuming you have the free time, Elder Scrolls and Fallout titles are worth playing. Since my son was born, free time doesn't really exist in my life. I use these videos to continue living my old life while I work or play dad.

Should we tell them?

Oblivion

Average American

Why Starfield and not Outer Worlds?

Yes

So by that logic Roosvelt was Septim.

You say that like he isn’t

​@@ExtremeMan10 My American history is a little hazy but wasn't Roosevelt President after Abraham ?

@@clothar23no that was Johnson and there have been two presidents from the Roosevelt family so I’m not sure which one you’re talking about

​@@clothar23well the roosevelts *were* after lincoln but in the way that we're kinda far removed from jfk

Lincoln with a katana would be too cool for Skyrim to bear. It would collapse under the weight of that power.

@@ahorseofcourse7283 there's no such thing as a "too cool Lincoln". He is by definition cooler than whatever he's facing, katana or not.

@@bjorntrollgesicht1144 The addition of a katana would make Lincoln's coolness to high for Skyrim to measure, causing the coolness to hit the negatives, which in turn would crash Skyrim and load Starfield instead. Starfield is a negative game, which you can tell by how empty and barren and dull, dull, *dull* it is.

@@ahorseofcourse7283 I fail to see how any of this is Lincoln's problem :D Ps, just play Cyberpunk with a top hat and a katana. It can handle it.

@@bjorntrollgesicht1144 telling people to play Cyberpunk is to advocate for self-harm

Yeah, Nerbit had a lot of "problems" with the story that weren't actually problems Like the moth priest, he's in Skyrim and the vampires know because they literally manipulated him into coming Or Seline not looking for her satchel when she outright tells you she's been too busy to look for it. She isn't going "oh my God, thank you dragon born, I desperately need your help to find this!" She's saying "Oh, hey, there are vampires? Alright, can you do me this errand before we leave?" You just happen to be in the right place at the right time

​@@noelleholiday61No, the satchel part is entirely legit. She literally says she needs the cogs before she can leave, and her satchel is her priority right at the start of the conversation.

@@Malkontent1003 That wasn't the part I was addressing. My point was, she didn't *need* the legendary Dragonborn to help her find her satchel You literally just happen to be there, so she asks you to do it

@noelleholiday61 Yes, but if you don't do it, she'll never move from the spot. Meaning, she's refusing to do it herself, even though it is quite literally a few feet away at most.

One of the few times the Xbox mod search box actually works as intended

If im not mistaken broad swords would be single handed swords, not the two handed greatswords

​@@randombrit13Yep, just Long-Boi One-Hands

You left out the best part. Lincoln swung the sword over his head and cut a branch of a tree to show his reach and power, and the other guy just noped tf out. And it all started because Lincoln had written a newspaper article under a false name in which he calls Shields (who was the state auditor) a "fool as well as a liar" for siding with the Democrats of Illinois when they wanted to make people pat taxes in silver and gold. Shields got Lincoln's name from the newspaper editor, followed him and started sending letters basically saying "take it down and apologize publicly" and said there would be “consequences which no one will regret more than myself” Lincoln basically responded with "ask nicely and maybe I might bitch"

@@thaguy69 while shields was known as being vain and pompous, everyone blamed him for the financial problems the state faced at the time because the previous guy in charge had dumped all of his "homework" on shields, so to speak. Though Lincoln himself didn't want the duel to happen, he did kind of instigate it by criticizing shields in the news and then egging him on in further replies. Though his reply was less rude and more "if youre more polite i will apologize", and Shields declared a duel, as he had stated prior the next time he was insulted he'd ask for one. By this point Lincoln had realized it was getting out of hand but because duels were still seen as a way to show honor, he had to accept. Because he was the challenger he chose cavalry broadswords as weapons, and the duel was to take place in a circle with a plank in the middle neither man could cross. Lincoln believed this entire thing was getting ridiculous but Shields wouldn't back down, so he used his sword to start hacking the limbs of a (i think, cant remember) willow tree high above his head. Keep in mind Lincoln had done much physical labor in his life due to being poor, and he was much taller than Shields, so to the observers there was little doubt in their minds Lincoln would've killed Shields if they had actually fought. Shields was humbled by the display and Lincoln apologized sincerely, and later on during the Civil War actually gave Shields a high rank (captain, IIRC), who then served with distinction. Lincoln himself hated the duel and he didnt like to talk about it. When asked later in his life if it was true he fought a duel to impress a love interest, he said "I do not deny it, but if you value my friendship you will never speak of it again."

@everythingsalright1121 thanks for filling in my gaps. I was high af at like 3 am, and I could only type so much before my brain said "sleep mf"

He wouldnt be able to use it due to its name. Lincoln was against lawbreaking and poaching is very much law breaking.

It should be noted that Abe *did not* know how to swordfight. He just knew that using them would look intimidating, and the Senator who challenged him forfeited out of fear.

​@@Auditore31giant president: holds weapon Chalenger: im out

​@Auditore31 Lincoln sitting there like "thank God I'm very tall and look awesome"

​@@Auditore31nat 20 on intimidation

Three? Fallout, Elder scrolls and what else?

@@Siegmernes Our hearts.

Technically the Empire abolished slavery centuries prior to President The Lone Dragon Soleborn Courier 16’s arrival

@@Siegmernes Ours?

​​@Siegmernes Assuming that he Truly is abraham lincoln and not just a delusional vault dweller the real one

I would add the Dawn Guard Axe/Rune Axe as both of those would be analogues for the Silver Axe in Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.

mmhmm. Axes in general should be allowed in future runs thanks to this one. As woodcutters axes tend to be low tier gear in any RPG they are present in.

I aim to please

​@@Nerbit13098 I am please

​@@Nerbit13098Negative, I have the gun

​@@Nerbit13098It seems you may never escape the run that is Abe Lincoln

@@Nerbit13098you have big man ❤

thank you for making the run come out sooner than later!

Hey! You're the guy!

It can appear at any shop that has leveled enchanted necklaces, including any and all general stores- though you'll have to be higher level that you would if you get it from Radiant. Belethor is a good place to check when you hit level 30.

Though somehow diseases can still get to you through other means despite your disease immunity. Bear traps being the only one I can think of. My werewolf character got a few diseases from them.

Yeah, literally all of Isran's dialogue until you get the bow boils down to "I don't believe you fuck off"

​@@Dovah_Slayer didn't you also need the bow to stop harkon from regenerating? i seem to remember him having that special regen animation that you need the bow for to interupt. so, while you can beat him ingame before he can ever use that skill, lorewise you wouldn't be able to kill him without the bow.

@@thechatteringclown yes lore wise the bow is absolutely necessary

@@thechatteringclown Given the fact the game lets you give him the bow and it isn't just an instant game over - I'd disagree.

​@@thechatteringclownHe only does the regen 3 times, so even if you do the fight without using the bow, you can still win.

Kinda amazing a story/quest related bug is still in the main game despite all the re-releases. Then again, it's Bethesda.

@@silentnight6810it’s baffling that after all of those years, they never even once incorporated the Unofficial Patch into one of the rereleases

100% factually incorrect. Even is launch version Skyrim you can talk them into giving you the prisoner. Always have especially if your Imperial. IN FACT ITS THE ONLY REASON TO GO WITH THOSE Thalmor puppets.

​@@tazman2253no it's bugged. I've tried to do this on the PS3, PS4 and PC on all versions since 2011 and it hasn't been patched.

and yet ever since launch and in all versions since I have done it perfectly. So I can promise you it works.Even seen playthroughs of people doing it so yeah you can do it.@@awestruckbeaver3344

If I'm remembering correctly, Dark Ancestor requires you to steal from Lod, which I think Abe wouldn't do. And technically if you never do that, then the wardstone never ends up being stolen. Also Bloodlet Throne can be cleared even without the quest, to be fair.

Yeah doing good, super busy lately with RU-vid and personal stuff but I'm doing grand :)

Yeah doing great thank you :)

SEND LINCOLN TO SPACE

Forgive my ignorance: are there space slaves to free?

Nah, the Legate actually tells you flat out that she's got a feeling you're no normal soldier, and this is her way of testing if she's right. This implies that it's not the normal recruits' mission.

Actually they don’t do that. They just complain about it, for some reason.

@@dervadveirzundluni I've done the vampire route and the Dawnguard do force you to get cured before letting you progress further with the quest.

@@Techhunter_Talon i have as well. Hmm, maybe my runs were glitched or something? Just looked it up, your supposed to be unable to, but i just get the magical go ahead lol.

@@dervadveirzundluni Do you run mods? There are some that allow you to do Dawnguard while being a vampire.

the soul cairn is my favorite place in the game besides sovngarde hehe, it looks so cool

You're a Badger fan, aren't you?

Germany did

Eh not quite, black souls are condemned to the soul caern, you aren’t using the soul your using the souls energy. Baisically think of it this way. You kill axman and use his blood to sharpen your blade. The body and blood are seperate

@@CuppaLLX According to the lore, even white souls suffer immeasurable pain and are driven insane (This is said through dialogue in Battlespire and in the book Ancestors and the Dumner) through the process of enchantment, as enchanting an item binds the soul to that object. So uh, yeah you're not sending white souls to the soul carin, but enchanting isn't really a pleasant thing at all. I'm not gonna argue with Lincoln though. He'd fuck me up

​@@JigglyBootiesTo be fair, a donkey pulling a plow isn't having a fun time either, but Abe wasn't demanding all farm animals be freed from their bonds. XD

Soon, he'll be in either Bloodborne or Starfield freeing slaves

The idea of some eldritch creature that just... goes around the multiverse in the form of a former American president, freeing slaves and killing vampires, slavers, and all sorts that would deprive others of their liberty, is both cool as heck, and an egregore that I would absolutely believe American patriotism could create and continuously fuel.

it is funny how the fallout stuff is mentioning the vampire hunting thing, but mostly dealing with slavery. here, vampire hunting takes main stage.

4 score and 7 years aGOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Addendum: I cannot believe you have - apparently - not saved Florentius, who is imprisoned by a vampire, who enslaved people with her mind. She's lucky Lincoln missed her.

I see your point, but I don't think any multidimensional character series could ever be as good as Lincoln, the *sheer absurdity* of the character being a long dead American president and yet somehow fitting so well into all these settings makes it uniquely hilarious.

> well over 300 hours ohhhhhh Nerbit is a skyrim noob makes sense :) /s

​@kittyshippercavegirl Nerbit isn't a Skyrim noob, he's been playing for at least a decade. Also, not to downplay 300 hours, but that's really not that much when it comes to Skyrim. I didn't 100% the game for the first time until I was at 6,000. Edit: missed the sarcasm indicator, sorry. I had just woken up.

@@Malkontent1003 it's alright, happens x3

And so the quest continues

​@@Nerbit13098cant wait for more these are some of my fav vids on youtube

... literally because of the same reason she says if you tell her the Dawnguard would want you to kill her. Not just "some reason lol" but rather because it means something big is going on.

I'm sorry. Doesn't look like it

@@JoshuaKevinPerry One can always hope. That's for certain.

​@@JoshuaKevinPerryMaybe not the next video, or the one after, sure. But who's to say it won't happen?

You are welcome :)

I have only just now realized that I misspelled Abraham, dangit.

it'd be possible, but i'd like to see an abe in morrowind tbh, one cause that'd be funny and two: i haven't seen someone play it since 2010

yeah, that was what i was thinking. sure, when it stops and breathes fire, maybe. but most of it's time is lazily flying in circles. you're not hitting him then.

Sniping dragons with archery is easy once you know how to lead the arrow. Ive one hitnthem with many a sneal archer build as the were flying around attacking something in the world

I have more than 31k hours. Yes. Yes it very much is. Especially if you don't try to shoot the wings, since you really don't want to try hitting the wings.

People meming it on the internet is one thing. Beware the day someone tries teaching it in a school environment

​@DemonMankeyMan We literally watched that movie in my middle school, to explore the difference between historical fiction and fiction.

Abraham Lizardcon

Abe about to go to Morrowind and recruit his own army of Argonians and form a PMC

​@@Nerbit13098Please do this

I immediately thought of an army of Argonians hanging around on Liberty Island while Abraham pulled a Washington crossing the waters. This image lives rent free in my head now, you cannot stop it.