Can You Steal EVERY Item in Oblivion? 

A few additional notes for this one! 1) Weight was an issue and this run consisted of a lot of back and forth between stealing items and stashing them in chests. 2) Timing is key. Stealing from certain places at exact times is super easy and can go without any problems with guards, even in castles. Speaking of keys... 3) A lot of display cases and houses need specific keys to open. Majority of them can be pickpocketed from the owner. 4) I stole every item possible for my specific playthrough. There would be a lot more to steal if I wasn't a member of any guild (guild halls) or a pilgrim (chapels). Speaking of the playthrough... 5) Some places (or containers) can be opened only after/thanks to specific quests, which I either could access (by pickpocketing) or couldn't because I didn't begin a certain quest(line). Console commands could work as well, but that's not as fun. 6) I was surprised as to how many different versions of generic items exist. For Example: 6 different versions of "Tan Jug" 6 different versions of "Planter" 6 different versions of "Bowl" 5 different versions of "Metal Tankard" and others... I noticed this only after I saw everything in chests (which lag out and take way too long to open). It's pretty logical when you think about it, but it never caught my attention when casualy playing the game. 7) Everyone's playthrough should be different as the loot in containers is randomized... but I've (notably, among other generic stuff) collected: Roughly 200 of each plate/bowl/cup/vase/... these things are everywhere. Over 100 skulls, which is alarming... And over 400 hourglasses, which appear more than some types of food... 8) I don't know if Sean the Spider died, I doubt it... he just left one day (in my opinion). Joey the Spider is cool. Cheers!

New quest objective: Return what was stolen.

I do not blame you for leaving out books. That would've been a nightmare. 😂😂

The halo theme when you see Skooma in a box. Just absolutely sends me every time. 10/10 with the quality content

The reality that you recorded this feat and then sat down to edit it is mind blowing and alone worth my subscription. Keep up the good work.

can't stop laughing at the way you vacuum up all the food off the table like kirby

This was my whole game strategy lol . That little bottle clinking sound still gives me hella dopamine

I wonder what the NPCs think when the player suddenly runs up to them and then just ragdolls in front of them after the skooma wears off. X''D

This video is like a bottle of fine liquor. Second half is getting so much better... Ah what a shame it has to end

On one playthrough, Hieronymous Lex was standing right there when the Gray Fox renounced the Cowl

I honestly cannot imagine the amount of hours this would have taken you 😂 COMMITMENT

Not quite stealing, but I used to collect skulls in Oblivion. I would take them all to the spooky basement in Benirus Manor and dump them there, one by one, and create giant mountains of skulls. To my dismay, there is an object limit in Olbivion, and old skulls were eventually being replaced by newer ones, so it was not possible to have the entire floor covered in skulls. Sad times.

Megamind Dude has some deep pockets to carry all of the stolen loot, or maybe skooma just gives so much strength. Great video as always!

hippity hoppity you took their property

For some reason the devs never considered that people might multiclass and do all the guilds. Between the "...so I steal my own staff, gotcha." and Mannimarco having no defence from a good ole sneak attack shank, it's like they've never even met a gamer. Also man, the lengths that megaskoomadude has to go through to pay for his addiction, I tell ya~ (also I'm kinda surprised you didn't just drop everything instead of stashing it. Would be more in character to just toss things everywhere after all :)

5:57 That would be legit scary! You go to bed with everything normal and then when you wake up everything in your house is gone. 😳

You've stolen our things and our hearts.

I'm amazed Sir FallsDownALot never became over-encumbered! At least now he's got all that food and booze (and skooma) he can throw one hell of a party.

Nothing makes my day better like more weird content about my favorite game

My first two questions while commercials were playing was “how high would your bounty be?” And “wouldn’t you become over-encumbered?”

I just imagine all the npcs coming home and wondered where everything everything except there books went

You have also stolen our hearts. Loved the video! Keep up the good work!

I can't tell if you're mad or really, really persistent but man, I'm loving it. Definitely worth the wait!🔥

My first complete playthrough involved RPing a mage as a front to get around to do thievery. It was incredibly funny stealing from myself but sadly made being Arch Mage feel even less important than it already was.

Love the quest where you steal from yourself, very immersive indeed.

For future runs bc I just learned this myself, when taking things and selecting how many you want/if you want to take them, the arrow keys work as well as the mouse does

I admire your bottomless patience and limitless commitment. I would have done this only if I got paid like 20$ per hour.

This has the same energy as those tidying up videos, just more hilarious and chaotic.

creating content by doing pointless stuff in oblivion and delivering it as entertaining as possible is just pure art! This is pure art! Love it! Pls keep delivering those banger oblivion videos!

This guy stole enough cups, plates, silverware and goblets to open up a Homegoods in Solitude

You should snort the skooma, makes the effects 2x better, better idea, steal every cheese wheel and deliver then to Sheogorath

youre such an underrated channel i love your editing

RIP Sean the spider, he was the best spider we could have ever known. He will not be forgotten

R.I.P. Sean 🕷

actual madlad.

This was really well edited and paced! Keep up the great stuff man!

I wonder how much money you could get if you sold all of the things

This game has an insane amount of food and wine... Especially the wine... Especially compared to Skyrim

Yay! New nonsensical Oblivion content. Just what my boring Sunday needed lol

Your characters faces are so nostalgic to me. I love it!

Damn so worth the wait as you cannot rush Perfection i loved the ending segment music with showing how minimalistic the people live and how much they cherish knowlegde in books. Great Vid as aswell the raid crew pulled off the biggest raid

Broooo these 2 weeks felt like eternity Thanks SIthis you're back

No pickpocketing :( but quicksaving and -loading 50 billion times is an essential thief experience :p

The real ultimate heist

Then a guard pops up behind you: you're the gray fox? You're under arrest for, for all kinds of stuff. You're wanted dead or alive, I'm choosing dead. *resist arrest* I'll make captain for this.

how every kleptomaniac player wants to play

You must be the benighted bandit for you take everything but books!

Npc’s when they wake up and look around: … it must have been the wind…

Your a mean one Mr Grinch....

Oblivion speedrun "Kleptomania%", honestly at this point I want to know how much time you dedicated to this save file

I once created a Great Library of every single book in the game, can confirm that the book rule change is valid, necessary for the completion of this challenge.

It always makes my day when i see you upload keep up the great work

I love your Skooma character. Can you actually color him blue from the start as part of the character creation menu?

there's a mod that lets you press R to take all and it works for books too such a great mod

Fun fact: “spring heel jack” is a reference to the person in real life

OH GOD YOU DIDN'T USE A CONTROLLER YOU MADMAN, that would have saved you like 50% of the time

Can't imagine the number of times you pressed the spacebar

Now that is an enthralling title! I am so excited!

You did it. You inadvertently stopped the grey fox from ever stealing again

You chose the perfect stealing everything montage music I must say.

I'm convinced the entire population of Oblivion is on skooma 24/7.

It is strangely mesmerising.

That'sCoolDude: "*sings* I love stealing. I love taking things..."

3:30 man I haven't eaten in three days, at least I can read!

Garrett from Thief games will be proud

What an honorable goal

After only watching 5 mins of the video you now have a new subscriber. Congrats 😁

omg i love these videos so much

This is actually oddly satisfying

You need to take every item in the all world and sell it

Hey, my boots!

alt title: hovering up every item in everyone's house

On my last run I was all in on strength and endurance but stealing everything was pretty lit. Even with heavy armor, you only have to take out your boots and you're good to go. Had an detect life helmet, the skeleton key and off I went. I also had over 750 encumbrance so I could leave with a few houses worth of stuff in one run. I robbed entire Bruma in 2 nights, except for the Castle. My only limitation was time. I even couldn't be bothered ot leave the Escutcheon of Chorol at home, I just went and robbed with it.

Armand Christophe and S'krivva have special arrangements with the guards and judges throughout Cyrodiil. They can make all your outstanding warrants go away, for only half the price of the fines

Some random guy who lives in imperial city: What a beautiful day outside, I'll go for a walk today "Returns home" - Bro wtf......

I miss the raid crew We will remember you adoring fan

Nice. This video exists, and so I never have to do this myself. Thanks!

The c*m joke never gets old lol

This is so satisfying. What I've always wanted to do

The one time I did a stealth build in oblivion it went terrible. I was like 75% chameleon IN THE DARKEST CORNER of the room but if I even stepped one inch around the corner I got detected. Like it's so damn hard in Oblivion. Kinda like in fallout how it's hard. It's really weird. It also seems guilds and factions really need background checks of some sort in the Elder Scrolls....

Well, I guess after nearly joking to death laughing at this video, you've earned a sub n like.

that chest was worth it reminds me of my overflow bags in Morrowind except I would have to find a new home owner to murder every time one appeared.

Well, that video was certainly... Capital!

i was hoping for a count of all the items you stole at the end

LETS FUCKING GO NEW COOLGUY CONTENT

That’s a top tier thumbnail

19:13 I love this dialogue. Yes, maybe fate will be kind............... rofl

4:42 homie interrupted the Sintav family reunion

The buzz buzz orc was always a favorite cause i always just punch him xD

love the video!

So satisfying. I love hoarder runs in Bethesda games.

Now, give it all back challange.

This is fucking chaotic

This is insane how long it must of taken

Swiper no swiping!

Dude literally stole the gray foxes food while he was eating it not going to lie that had me going

This is so ASMR

What's that screaming meme he uses? I always piss myself laughing when he uses it!

Legend has it that the stealing in this video was the beginning of his crippling arthritis.

Wonderful.