Candy Ken (WARNING: Flashing Colors  

PLEASE READ: There's a section that contains some pretty intense flashing colors from 1:12-1:25. If you have photosensitive epilepsy please skip this section (don't worry you're not missing much it's just a bad music video about being a VSCO girl). Thanks to those that brought this to my attention and super sorry for not noticing this earlier.

Something about this makes me feel deeply uncomfortable. Maybe it's the girlfriends horrendously grating voice, maybe it's the uncomfortably close and chaotic camera angles, maybe it's the adults making brain rotting content aimed at kids, maybe it's a mixture of it all. Seriously feels like I'm watching some niche fetish shit and I hate it.

His girlfriend sounds like Miranda Sings and the "your actions have consequences" kid combined

The fact that they actually have a child now, is wild. Edit: now they have TWO kids.

knowing that these videos are definitely made for children doesn't make them any less unsettling... it honestly makes it worse

the way the girl says pregnant reminds me of: “am i gregnant?” “can u get pregante?” “is there a possibility im pregananant?” “how do you get pergert?”

his girlfriend sounds like the 'your actions have consequences' sonic kid

I love how danny always brings up the "hey guys my bones are getting squishy" in his vids from the scales videos🤣💀 IT SENDS ME

I don't think I've ever seen content that is like the distilled essence of sensory overload. If you showed these videos to me as a child I would have cried.

His girlfriend sounds like she’s doing a REALLY bad Miranda Sings impression

His gf is that one girl in class that thinks talking like Miranda Sings is a personality trait

I love how consistently Danny brings up squishy bones as a stock weird thing to say.

Man, I showed my dog this he loved it. He started breakdancing on the floor. Isn’t he so cool

The girlfriends sounds like she’s gonna tell me that my actions have consequences

"It's my baeally" "Your bawlly?" "My beaelly" I see these people learnt to speak from Billion Surprise Toys.

Danny may not be prigglenut but he never fails to deliver

Therapist: wide Danny isn’t real, he can’t hurt you. Wide Danny: 10:54

HIS GIRLFRIEND IS TRYING TO DO THE MIRANDA SINGS VOICE!!! It only sounds like marge simpson because she's so bad at it. "Are you kidding me" "I'm freakin pregneennt" "Are you craaazy?" These are all phrases she says all the time, anyone?!?!?

She sounds like she’s doing the worst Miranda Sings impression ever

her entire life is just voice cracks, nobody knows her actual voice

they are my favorite(/least favorite) mysterious figures on the internet. they are actually married and have a kid. baby j is pregnant again but also they do only fans but their content was this colorful mess. i have no idea what their target demographic was/is. i revisit their channel every 2-3 months and they surprise me. they even did a collab with jeremy fragrance, my actual favorite weird internet figure. edit: i checked their page again, they are now "we live in simulation" podcast content maker.

her voice is a mix between: marge simpson, miranda sings, the kid from the “when will you learn” video, and lemongrab from adventure time

If Candy Ken being a VSCO girl is outdated.. his “gf” doing a bad impression of Miranda Sings is worse.

This is one of the hardest videos to watch… yet it’s endlessly entertaining.

This is the kind of art that actually can be replaced by AI and I don’t think anyone would notice

Mom: why don’t you go play with the neighbours kid Neighbours kid:

His girlfriend sounds like she’s about to tell me my actions have consequences

I love it how she’s just like ow ow OOOWWWWW 11:54

The amount of cringe i had to physically endure is soul crushing

This has to be the worst content you have ever reviewed, this physically hurts. It’s beyond annoying. How are there viewers still somewhat sane

His girlfriend sounds like me at 12 years old trying to do a Miranda Sings impression

Watching the sections of the video that were candy ken, I feel like a ball in a pin ball machine. Constantly moving, hit back and forth, never time to settle as the whiplash takes me by storm…

Every time I come back to this video there’s a new part or joke I haven’t seen yet. Am I living in a parallel universe

His girlfriend looks young and acts young and he calls her baby, and then he has 100 posters of young anime girls in his room. I’m starting to put together the dots and not liking where it’s heading...

I don’t like how his girlfriend looks 12 and also is called “baby” and dresses like a child

So fun little tidbit: while it may not be necessarily kicking you can feel a fetus moving around 16-20 weeks (4-5 months). Depending on your body and/or the fetus you may not be showing that much or at all by that point. Quickening can be mistaken for like stomach bubbles for lack of a better phrase so it’s easy to not notice when you’ve started quickening

Best way to watch this video and actually understand what's going on so basically whenever you see Ken just turn your brain off and whenever you see Danny turn your brain back on

i know people say this a lot but this _actually_ hurt to watch. like i had to scroll down to the comments just to get through it

she is just straight up ripping off the miranda sings character.

This is the best throwback video. Come back to this all the time.

12:21 “ThE mOmEnT oF tHe TrUtH”

Why does his girlfriend sound like the sonic kid, “when will you learn”

"So baby have a baby" *"CAN BABY HAVE A BABY"* F.B.I: so... should we like..? Shoot?

No one: what the girl who was screaming about a “stalker” sounds like: me when I lost my voice but I’m yelling at my dog to not jump all over me💀💀💀💀💀

8:27 how are they not ashamed of walking and yelling "the virus is everywhere!" When there's people inside their cars silently judging them

this feels like how an 8 years old think being pregnant is

“It’s my bally” “Your Bally?” “Yeah my Bally” “What’s wrong with your bally?”

All thanks to this video I find myself walking aimlessly around my house saying “ I am preg-an-ant, I am preg-an-ant…”

They're actually genius, they intended to portrait what a bad acid trip looks like but forgot to tell everyone that was the idea

the way the girlfriend speaks and acts like a child makes me *incredibly* uncomfortable. i feel like i wasnt supposed to see this

His girlfriend sounds like the “WHEN WILL YOU LEARN, THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?” Kid

This is probably one o his best videos! I’m rewatch this all the time

its so hard to watch the clips bc they are so weird but honestly this vid has some of danny's funniest bits lmao so i keep coming back to it

I don't even have epilepsy, but I fucking might now.

The girlfriend sounds like a cross breed of Marge Simpson and Miranda Sings Edit: yeah sammyclassicsonicfan too lmao

I find it so funny how ever sense that one mermaid movie he saw with the kid with “squishy bones” he always talks about it lol.

Bro, when you kept making those funny words of pregnant when you kept making them seem funnier than they were, I actually felt to the ground because I was dying laughing😂😂😂😂💀💀

"I'm pregnant" "I'm peragent" "I'm pomegranate" "IM PRICKLE NUT"

She sounds like if Marge Simpson and Miranda Sings had a child.

sometimes your videos make me laugh so often that i forget to breathe inbetween and then i have to pause your video, gasp for air, and mutter "i ... hate you... danny...." before gettin back into it

I gotta say, I have even more respect for you for the warning. Seriously. Thank you. You can't imagine the overwhelming fear that runs through you when you watch your kid start seizing. Idk if this is the case for all but when my son's about to, you can see his eye start twitching. Because he's 'special needs' someone's always near by during any situation that could possibly be risky in some way He's literally one of a kind. He shouldn't have lived. He shouldn't be able to remember shit.. even the basic functions of being a human being (Like just breathing) let alone do anything he does now. (Like not only remember his own name but who I am too. Walking. being able to communicate on any level. And even make not very good RU-vid videos! (Thankfully he doesn't understand all the cruel comments he gets because it might not be good but he's learning and this is one of very few things his disabilities won't hinder his ability to do so I don't want him to stop trying just because people are cruel) Anyway, no one has ever had to treat a child like him or seen ailments like his to give us any idea of what might possibly be the future or any risks to avoid So if I see he's about to drop and have a seizure, I run and catch him before he hits the ground because there's a chance if he were to smack his head on the ground like that, It would rupture the fluid pockets in his brain and cause it to collapse onto itself and most likely kill him or leave him a vegetable(Then again he was supposed to be a vegetable from the very beginning so who the fuck knows 🤷🏼‍♀️)

The girlfriend sounds like every nine year old girl when Miranda Sings was really popular

“How is she pregnant? I never even kissed her” That would be the saddest relationship ever

the squishy bones reference never gets old!😂

Let’s appreciate how Danny puts a warning in his titles whenever there is flashing colours

“guys my bones are getting squishy” the best reference in history

They're like a bunch of Skittles who were transformed into humans by a fairy. But the fairy is Miranda sings.

The quick reference to my bones are getting squishy at 3:26 is gold

I love these videos so much! It’s a shame that Danny isn’t a real person.

I feel like the “bones getting squishy” joke from “scales a mermaid tale” is gonna appear in every video as a recurring joke

Hearing her voice actually makes my head hurt, like no joke

The outro is my favorite ever

how does your hair always look so fabulous?!?!

His girlfriend is like a cross between the "actions have consequences" kid and Miranda sings

"My bones are getting squishy" "My girlfriend is prigglenut" "Hey guys, my girlfriend's prickywack"

I love this video so much I watch it all the time I laugh every time it’s so funny keep up the hard work good job

3:51 The trailer for the Alien remake is looking great!

The combination of all the colors, annoying high-pitched voices, awful camera work, slightly too loud background music and overall lack of plot continuity just exhausted me. I’m gonna have to take a nap now. 😥

I know this is made for kids but this like actually scares me

every greg in the world being happy cause danny said hi to them

His videos make me feel high

i keep expecting his girlfriend to say “ʷʰᵉⁿ ʷⁱˡˡ ʸᵒᵘ ˡᵉᵃʳⁿ, ʷʰᵉⁿ ʷⁱˡˡ ʸᵒᵘ ˡᵉᵃʳⁿ, ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵃᶜᵗⁱᵒⁿˢ ,,, ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᶜᵒⁿˢᵉqᵘᵉⁿᶜᵉˢ??”

Baby J: *”gets pregnant”* Candy Ken: *I N A P P R O P R I A T E .*

Danny always finds a way to make me laugh

*save my planet so much fun!*meanwhile he is stepping on every single krill,plankton,and sandhoppers... PLUS THE THING I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THEM IS THAT THEY CALLED A TORTOISE A SEA TURTLE WHYYY-

This entire thing made me...so genuinely uncomfortable. The weird, child-like acting, the voices, the filming, the editing...I don't need to take shrooms I just need to watch Candy Ken's videos

I love candy dan

9:56 oh my god ive rewatched this so many times please i think im being hypnotized

Ken sounds like he is eternally in the middle of a voice crack

candy ken's content makes me so uncomfortable and the neon colors and weird camera shots give me a headache

this is my comfort video

this is my confort video i love it so much hes so funny

"Drinking and smoking won't affect my baby." *The baby becomes Candy Ken*

"Men's size 13 Nikes. Beat that." "I have Candy Ken as a parent"

im tired just watching this its so overwhelming

“hey guys, my girlfriends prickywat” IM SCREAMING😭😭😭

Why is the girlfriend trying to speak like Miranda Sings

This is beyond unwatchable. This is awful. It's almost poetic. They should win an award.

I was dying this whole video!! It was so funny

this video is very iconic because danny is actually prickywack