Is Varli Ok?

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@deathbystars4999 3 года назад

Varli: smoking is bad, drugs are bad, alcohol is bad Also Varli: imma bitch and I’m smoking a cigar

@restitution823 3 года назад

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall 😈

@diartgallapeni1421 3 года назад

Baa baa black sheep

@sanasstrawberry5190 3 года назад

@@diartgallapeni1421 have you any woll no sir no sir by the way what the hell are morals

@peltimies2469 3 года назад

Now thats a charecter arc.

@maria1036 3 года назад

old mc donald had a farm 👺

@gracedavis3100 3 года назад

"Love more, hate less" "Love more, hate less" *kills daughter for being in love*

@xavwill4807 3 года назад

Sorry, there's no power in love

@godmodeextreme 3 года назад

Hate more, love less.

@justsomeonelookingfortheas5998 3 года назад

it's because she will miss her when she dies and when she misses her she will love her more lmao

@xavwill4807 3 года назад

@@shysmy19 stfu lmao that has nothing to do with genz your grandmother probably got married before she was old enough to drink

@johanboersma6195 3 года назад

*OUCHIE*

@Angeldolliee 2 года назад

Varli: *makes a whole video about why drugs and smoking is bad* Also Varli: *makes a video with her smoking a cigar*

@ami-pf7nf Год назад

It may have taken years, but Varli has finally learned how to do drugs. She couldn't do it before, but now she can. I'm so proud.

@inlinechris Год назад

I mean, you don’t inhale cigar smoke so it’s much healthIER than regular smoking. And it’s nicotine is no more of a drug than caffeine is.

@Angeldolliee Год назад

@@ami-pf7nf She's grown so much☺️

@ratkeep Год назад

@@inlinechris Cigars being healthIER than cigarettes is a total myth, regardless of smoke inhalation both are putting carcinogens into your system. And while nicotine itself isn't (directly) harmful, the products most people get hooked on because of it are. Don't advocate for tobacco, especially when your facts aren't even true

@that-gaming-kid Год назад

Did you know there such thing as movie cigarettes? they’re fake cigarettes you can buy them. they don’t have any nicotine, but they still taste like cigarette there for people have a smoking addiction.or movie actors, so they don’t mess with there lungs

@bobbiwib 11 месяцев назад

I showed my permanently exhausted 75 year old mum a few seconds of this to dissuade her from trying to make a viral video and she said “wow he’s so cute” and tucked her hair behind her ears like she wasn’t waking up from a three hour cancer nap, and then she nudged me and said “baby blue eyes” as if I wasn’t a 30 year old lesbian. What is this power that you have Danny

@balls_gaming 8 месяцев назад

this is one of the funniest things I have ever read

@ignisvividi2400 7 месяцев назад

His milkshake brings all the lesbian moms to the yard I guess

@stargategeek 7 месяцев назад

You

@citysick 6 месяцев назад

@@ignisvividi2400she didn’t say her mom is a lesbian

@RACC00NL0VR_ 3 месяца назад

my friends aunt is inlove with danny for some reasonidk man

@CollinGerberding 3 года назад

"Entering this cab was your decision. Where it goes is mine." That's a pretty solid line, though.

@MeganJackson96 3 года назад

Kinda goes hard tbh

@nan-sf2no 3 года назад

nah cause lowkey

@incognitospaghet1452 3 года назад

Yeah...if someone says that to me...I’m scared

@dagreatcow 3 года назад

@STREAM DYNAMITE & WAY Danny is my inspiration too! My mum said that if I get 100 subs she will buy me a Lamborghini. Please help! I'm not lieing!

@denji5426 3 года назад

bars homie

@theoneandonly4877 3 года назад

varli: “bye daughter” the supposed to be dead daughter: “BYE MOMMY”

@deinogreenstreet8631 3 года назад

It almost feels like a threat.

@youtuberbajetciput5957 3 года назад

the daughter's vengeful spirit hshshs

@BullyGarfield. 3 года назад

lol this is too funny 😂😂😂

@airabb 3 года назад

@STREAM DYNAMITE & WAY stfu

@michellesandersgray__2207 3 года назад

@STREAM DYNAMITE & WAY REPORT

@heidithompson7011 Год назад

Varli is so devastated by you leaving her that she has decided to turn into a psychopathic murderer and kidnap children to cope with the sheer trauma and hatred you left her with. This is your doing, Danny. How does that make you feel?

@Cupid0de3znuts Год назад

Lmaooo😭

@Random-sk6hm 10 месяцев назад

good I feel so happy 😁

@thedrinkinggamemaker9749 6 месяцев назад

Pretty dandy

@Bumble._.Jellybottom 3 месяца назад

im surprised the kids didnt start singing help let me go

@fall_tea8857 3 месяца назад

@@Bumble._.Jellybottom”Stop kidnapping me!”

@n.8382 9 месяцев назад

"RUN! Baby Aira RUN!" "Mom, I am already running" got me dying 💀💀

@muckyesyesindisguise3854 3 года назад

This is just her villain arc she’ll get over it.

@suibae3022 3 года назад

Cant wait for redemption arc🤗💕

@matthewmartin4915 3 года назад

@I LOVE ALL bro what are you talking bout naman you already got a video with 300k views why you out hee begging for likes lmao and lying bout some bs your mom gonna buy u a mic

@mariaurquiza937 3 года назад

@Chicken boi LMFAOOOO 💀🤚

@ballpointpen7728 3 года назад

@I LOVE ALL lmao whoever does that is *foolish*

@destinysaye5217 3 года назад

nct 🤨🙌🏽

@Bruhley 3 года назад

It’s almost concerning how many videos she’s made about killing her daughters

@biya.self2355 3 года назад

"black sheep black sheep..😈 🔪"

@heatherrohe6192 3 года назад

True

@indieljdjdj8727 3 года назад

@@biya.self2355 humpty 🥚 dumpy 🔪 sat on a wall 🩸🧨🤫

@ashleigh99 3 года назад

old 👴 Mcdonald 🍟 had 🗡 a 🔫 farm 🚜 😈😈

@biya.self2355 3 года назад

@@ashleigh99 ee😀i😩ee🤪i☹️oh😍 😈😈

@shoelace403 Год назад

Varli is the definition of that mom that tries to be "hip with kids" like a "how do you do fellow kids" type of thing

@kysmammoneditz 8 месяцев назад

Lauren.. 😨😨

@aurorafloyd299 8 месяцев назад

LAUREN?!

@jayzepickle6637 Год назад

Im not gonna lie. I'm going through a breakup rn and the "ouchie" from her daughter has been repeating in my head to describe the emotional pain and it's somewhat comforting XD

@Random-sk6hm 10 месяцев назад

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall 🥺❤

@sgfuckinghuntress 5 месяцев назад

i hope you're better now ❤

@The_D0C70R 3 года назад

Varli then: “Love more, hate less” Varli now: “I’m sorry my daughter, there’s no power in love”

@Ninibug8325 3 года назад

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain 🧟‍♀️🤰🧘‍♀️🧏‍♀️🚶‍♂️😩🧟‍♀️🥵🙄😈👿🧜‍♂️💇‍♂️💇‍♂️

@zainabsahrawardee5841 3 года назад

H U M P T Y D U M P T Y S A T O N A W A L L

@zennebula1748 3 года назад

Character development

@okaykh-o5316 3 года назад

Varli: live more hate less Also varli: hello daughter I’m putting you in blackface for a music video.

@FreshConcreteInMyMouth 3 года назад

Who hurt her???

@kateebug8098 3 года назад

The prophecy is complete. Kurtis, Drew, and then Danny. Edit: OML JARVIS JUST POSTED Sorry, but the subtitles, instead of ouchie, say Gucci, and it’s so much better. Many days later, I was on FamousBirthdays. Happy 44th bday to Varli

@usbskdydgdnskegebe 3 года назад

@ARIANA'S NEIGHBOUR no

@Punchmadevlog 3 года назад

Congrats to everyone who is early and who found this comment 💥

@netanyajaffe7213 3 года назад

And Cody lol

@evanmoran2609 3 года назад

And nick

@ayubali2431 3 года назад

why are y'all forgetting cody smh

@alecferrell2620 Год назад

I’m sorry but the interaction between distraught parent and their child’s kidnapper being “Give me my child!” “First, give me the money!!” “CHILD 👹” Fuckin kills me every time

@Coristic121 Месяц назад

"Money!!" "Baa baa black sheeep 😒"

@rattersworld1016 11 месяцев назад

Honestly, the "Imma Be a Bitch" song had a very satisfying beat, so good job on that one, Varli.

@-psilo-9071 8 месяцев назад

doubt she made the beat herself

@Krauvich 3 года назад

Daughter: "Mommy, I can sacrifice myself to save you" Varli: "Are you sure" She sounded like relieved that her daughter was gonna sacrifice herself for her.

@NamanTheRockstar2 3 года назад

*DANNY* is my inspiration!! My mom said that if I got 5k LIKES on my new song!! She definitely buy me a professional mic!! *Begging you GUYS!!* Please...I LOVE YOU! I'M NOT LYING! PLS!

@nakenmil 3 года назад

Maybe it's a cultural thing? Some cultures sees dedication from children to their parents as a very admirable thing, whereas Western countries mostly tend to focus on parents sacrificing for their kids.

@ghostyicecream6209 3 года назад

@@nakenmil i think its just her bad acting

@P3dotme 3 года назад

Pretty sure that was meant to be a joke, considering the comedy hashtag.

@justarandomasian249 3 года назад

@@NamanTheRockstar2 shut

@amayah4598 3 года назад

"Age is just a number, Mommy," Never in a million years did I think I'd hear that sentence in a conversation that's not about dating minors.

@glitchydood1558 3 года назад

@Holl ywood will you shut up dude

@randomweeb9179 3 года назад

@@glitchydood1558 just report them for spam

@CharliePerson_ 3 года назад

@Holl ywood Wut?

@BigCoomer1928 3 года назад

@Holl ywood i made a list and checked it twice for all the fucks i give about your new mic and i found none All credit goes to: paige sharp

@bendriscoll 3 года назад

Callmevarli

@casual_villain 11 месяцев назад

Damn, Varli has had one hell of a story arc. First, she was the savior of the Gonzallas Cinematic Universe. Teaming up with Dolphin Man to defeat the Jokers. Now, she’s gone down the dark path and appears to be heading down a villain arc. Maybe Dolphin Man and the Jokers could team up to defeat her!

@Mistrixe10k Год назад

5:18 HAD ME DEAD THE SILENT SCREAM

@PinnacleBH Год назад

AND HIS FACE LOOKS SO CONCERNED LOL

@Iregreteverything500 Год назад

no *yawn*

@errorstudios5056 Год назад

I started wheezing on a car ride 😭

@MichelleD2023 3 года назад

I have a strong feeling that Varli heard from somewhere random that slowly singing nursery rhymes is considered creepy, but doesn't realize that it's only used in the context of creepy children. She's like an AI slowly figuring out how Internet content and human perception works.

@nat.66 3 года назад

That actually makes sense

@propername4830 3 года назад

She should collab with Ray Sipe

@auggywoggy605 3 года назад

This makes so much sense 😮

@InvaderBB 3 года назад

Is someone gonna tell her that it’s only creepy when it’s either creepy children singing it or a man with a deep voice, with a hint of a playful tone... because I’m sorry but I’m cringing so hard at her singing.. like it just makes me feel more uncomfortable than actually terrified.

@visib_uncomfy 3 года назад

i love that type of creppy vibe but the way she does it just not it-

@jmextrom 3 года назад

I’m pretty sure she’s just a genius cringe artist. This can’t be real, there’s no way. It doesn’t even make sense.

@bamablonde0604 3 года назад

Just genius

@AlbinoAxolotl 3 года назад

Yeah I agree. That was both ridiculous and hilarious in the most cringey way. I kind of love it.

@bamablonde0604 3 года назад

No cringe just funny haha moments

@gsiya4023 3 года назад

i mean like she's not even bad cause she has a script but then the execution doesnt make sense

@bamablonde0604 3 года назад

No it comes from her heart ... maybe

@jschap712 Год назад

Important detail : the vid is called "POV you are kidnapped and trying to save your daughter". The POV is that of a 3rd person, so that means you are Varli's mother, and you're just sort of sitting there saying nothing, watching your granddaughter escape while your kidnapped daughter is across from you in chains. So that can only mean that your plan is to have your grandaughter escape and find help for your daughter, Varli. The problem with the plan is that when the police get there they'll be all like "I don't know what's happening! I don't know what's happening!" Because nothing's more confusing than a kidnapping. Word.

@balls_gaming 8 месяцев назад

probably not, as most people use POV wrong, and she probably learned it wrong

@horanghaebtches6751 Год назад

9:53 one of my friends and i once almost got hit by a car and her reaction was straight up "woopsie"

@Ihaveagasmask Год назад

Whoopsie I didn’t mean to get hit with your car uwu I hate my self

@pers0nified675 3 года назад

Varli is going through the “It’s not a phase.” phase.

@bread6052 3 года назад

Wow I didn’t know you could be 14 twice

@yourlocalrainbownakedjuice3102 3 года назад

Lmao this made me laugh

@pers0nified675 3 года назад

@@yourlocalrainbownakedjuice3102 I am happy I could make you laugh. My life now has a purpose.

@craftyhamster6353 3 года назад

Oh no... 666 likes

@pers0nified675 3 года назад

@@craftyhamster6353 ironic considering the comment.

@HauntingArlo 3 года назад

If I get murdered the last thing I am saying is “Owchie!”

@Baguette939 3 года назад

I might say: "I'm ready!!! How 'Bout You"

@gwen4527 3 года назад

@@Baguette939 "So...you want that knife back or can I keep it?"

@holyhot-chocolate 3 года назад

“Hey, I’ll see ya on the flip side”

@scyrin-siren 3 года назад

not that fish eye looking reki angle pfp😭

@somusai 3 года назад

Same

@reesedavis9936 Год назад

2:38 "love mare hate less" "STOP!"

@garythesnail1705 Год назад

LMFAO

@alexia3552 2 года назад

8:00 that's actually terrifying what the hell

@GalaxyYT- 7 месяцев назад

That’s sus

@RetroAnts 5 месяцев назад

@@GalaxyYT-IKR

@Kili175 2 месяца назад

Ouchie!

@Yeetdameat 2 месяца назад

Ouchie is very scary

@upthedoggies6984 2 года назад

Varli: *kills her own daughter* Her daughter: OuChiE Varli: *starts singing*

@sfr2107 2 года назад

😂😂

@largeboi4678 2 года назад

That’s what I do every time that I murder someone, it’s actually a magic spell that removes any evidence that the one who committed the murder was me! It’s great!

@Bob-yz5qt 2 года назад

People who got shocked back to life: O_ O ... O _O

@username1150 2 года назад

Her daughter: bYe mOmMy!

@jaydagorgiovski2613 2 года назад

This is my favourite comment

@luxycharmss4442 3 года назад

“Love more, Hate less!” “Love more, Hate less!” “Love more, Hate less!” “STOP!”

@mercyloves 3 года назад

I’m so weak from that 😭

@fathiarania1058 3 года назад

wow 435 congrats :)

@maytasfr 3 года назад

@@fathiarania1058 824

@fathiarania1058 3 года назад

@@maytasfr 864

@hannahmonroe3094 3 года назад

I read the comment before it came so I was waiting and it still killed me

@jay-notabird Год назад

We need a part 3 next year to keep the trend of 2 years going

@kittencall Год назад

This is a part 3

@kittencall Год назад

The first one was "Tiktok's weirdest mom" the second one is where "Help let me go" is from, and this is the third one.

@philbuttler3427 Год назад

Varli is the closest human to reaching instrumentality, and Danny is gonna wake up on a beach and see a Kaiju sized Varli sitting in an ocean of tang.

@ghostwestpoolchestershires1854 3 года назад

Imagine if she’s just acting out her daughters fanfic

@sm0rtm 3 года назад

i cant unsee/unhear it now

@carlosrosado5861 3 года назад

at the end of every video she has to cite her daughters wattpad

@themyofmy 3 года назад

@@carlosrosado5861 HSHAHAJS

@zzzaainabbb 3 года назад

@@sm0rtm Excuse me mate you glitched my screen please change your username

@BillyTheButch 3 года назад

@@zzzaainabbb Lmfao-

@yeltsakcir2878 3 года назад

Varli: "Love more hate less" The kid named Less: ouchie

@lianair4383 3 года назад

more: 🥰

@snoopdoggthecertifiedg6777 3 года назад

also in the first clip that guy that yells "STOP" lmaooo

@hornetisvoider 3 года назад

Poor less

@supergacha9875 3 года назад

The guy named less:Awwwwwwww!

@WhatIsIsWhat 3 года назад

Poor less

@galaxy_exe Год назад

oh my god. i watched this video like 5 months ago and i’m only revisiting it now to say that apparently her daughter goes to my school?? 💀💀💀💀 i saw her picking up her daughter today and my mom told me she’s tiktok famous so UHHH.. yeah

@PlayerTenji95 Год назад

Oh wow!

@kojizilla 2 месяца назад

when u go to a diff school can u tell me what school it is

@DorkVaderYT Год назад

The dead daughter saying "Bye mommy" got me laughing like a murderer

@le1aa 3 года назад

it’s impressive how danny is able to make sense out of everything

@briannaswanson52 3 года назад

@John Morgan if you and everyone else doesn't care, why even say that lol

@briannaswanson52 3 года назад

@John Morgan Pretty sure it's a bot or some shit anyway

@briannaswanson52 3 года назад

@STREAM DYNAMITE & WAY Okay after investigating just a bit, i discovered the fact this account was created for the sole purpose of spamming comment sections begging for people to view their music video. That's....not how this works lol

@gamergirl3000 3 года назад

@@briannaswanson52 DEFINITELY DOES NOT WORK I HAVE NEVER WATCHED ANY BOT SPAM VIDEO IT JUST DOES'NT

@iCat4Ever 3 года назад

@@briannaswanson52 they have over like 20 accounts. They are all bots so listen to his song

@gwynette 3 года назад

No one: Varli: "there's no power in love 😈" "humpty dumpty sat on a wall🥚"

@fauna5328 3 года назад

@Holl ywood go away nobody cares

@justsomegirlwithagodcomple3068 3 года назад

@Holl ywood stfu ❤️😍

@tatxchu5915 3 года назад

@@fauna5328 ignore it it's a bot

@lonelychild2765 3 года назад

She murders her daughter and says “there’s no power in love”, then she turns to the toddlers watching her and starts reciting Humpty Dumpty

@Elisa-in8sx 3 года назад

@Holl ywood no. ❤

@zera2314 Год назад

12:24 I can't stop laughing. This is one of those rare moments where something is so cringey it makes you laugh instead of hurt inside.

@Thefurrytrash Год назад

I convinced varli is a 14 year old trapped in a 40 year olds body going through an identity crisis

@sarahscott3906 3 года назад

Note: If you ever get murdered, say “ouchie” just to mess with them.

@rehanmasud6989 3 года назад

Ouchie

@RoyalGuardEziode 3 года назад

Even better "that tickles" which may actually give them trauma if you make it dramatic and terrifying enough

@taliesinriver 3 года назад

@@RoyalGuardEziode if they're murdering someone they're probably going to have trauma anyway

@userK77920 3 года назад

Agreed, hope I remember to. Cus I'm gunna die anyways, what do I have to lose XD

@hippieduck 3 года назад

@@taliesinriver If they, by chance, aren't capable of feeling guilt and empathy to begin with - they won't. But boy would they be pissed. Worth it. But then, maybe they'll take it out on another victim since someone has to pay for their bruised ego... oh bother. You know what, forget I said anything.

@wendy765 3 года назад

“Is Varli okay?” Short answer: probably not 🤩👌

@toytrackersam 3 года назад

She’s actually not she was abused by her husband

@Natalie-jd3hd 3 года назад

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@lpsquestie3495 3 года назад

@@Natalie-jd3hd No wait! I'm not- 🏃‍♀️

@Tan-ps3dg 3 года назад

@@toytrackersam what? really? Can u pls explain?

@people.ruin.everything 3 года назад

@@Natalie-jd3hd ok

@caleb.8 2 года назад

10:29 BILLION SURPRISE TOYS MOMENT

@dontcommitarson Год назад

11:40 i thought she was gonna attach the two girls on top of the car

@RetroAnts 5 месяцев назад

I thought she was gona DRAG THEM!

@tuttletuttlewood5551 3 года назад

are we just gonna ignore the creepy undertones when the girl says "age is just a number" and varli goes "it is, darling. come, give mommy a hug, it's been a while. one hug a day, that's the minimum."

@xavwill4807 3 года назад

and she does the odd fisting motion afterwards........

@ytlokop 3 года назад

Oh god no... OH GOD NO PLEASE NO

@worstusernameintheworld9871 3 года назад

that clip made me physically recoil

@Name-tn1zg 3 года назад

Girl- that was so scary if someone told me that I would just 🏃🏻‍♀️💨

@andrewslaght4977 3 года назад

@STREAM DYNAMITE & WAY I disliked! 🥰

@kbislit8061 3 года назад

it's not "don't fear varli is here" anymore its "just fear varli is here" (i thought this would get one like)

@bread6052 3 года назад

Is that what you call character development?

@ScaleneTR 3 года назад

@@bread6052 corruption arc

@mincheonsa6164 3 года назад

PLEASE IM FLOATING

@sleepyexe644 3 года назад

BRO VARLI'S EREN

@jaidabody3874 3 года назад

Varli is here, F E A R

@justbuiltdifferent100 9 месяцев назад

“Run baby Aria!” And she keeps just screaming that got me dead laughing. And then before that where she goes “you sure?” when her daughter says she will sacrifice her life for her. 😂😂 the acting is crazy-

@tobyewolfe9998 Год назад

11:16 I am the "Child!" line. Also, that foreboding "ba ba black sheep" like... what.

@HeyLookImGerman 3 года назад

"Age is just a number" "It is, darling." *Record scratch*

@narutospersona426 3 года назад

In some contexts

@vypGMD 3 года назад

@STREAM DYNAMITE & WAY go seek help

@NamanTheRockstar2 3 года назад

@@vypGMD you too

@ayonixanimations 3 года назад

As someone once said... "911 is also a number" x'D

@hecunt3633 3 года назад

A gun is just a high velocity explosive metal nerf... blaster???

@BMoney8600 3 года назад

“Love more, hate less” “There’s no power in love” Varli who hurt you?

@minorinminetabeiber320 3 года назад

Varli then:Love more hate less Varli now:Hate more love less

@genericname2747 3 года назад

Varli do you need to talk?

@carcinoGeneticist719 3 года назад

her haters 😔

@christalcavanaugh 2 года назад

Dolphin Man 😢

@Ilovewomenandmen 2 года назад

@@christalcavanaugh he cheated on her😔

@LennyLoomy Год назад

It has almost been 2 years again Danny, where is the new video on Varli?

@MelsCrybaby_z 2 месяца назад

8:05 THE MELANIE MARTINEZ SOMG IN THE BACKGROUND

@mollyfoxxx 3 года назад

According to Varli, her mission is “to inspire and empower young girls”. This includes crushing her daughters to death and burying people she just beheaded with a sledgehammer. Her Instagram is SO dark lol. Very inspirational, VARLILICIOUS!✨

@maria1036 3 года назад

@Holl ywood no.

@ica3639 3 года назад

Gaslight. Gatekeep. Girlboss.

@ramshakhan5405 3 года назад

Yk love more HATE less

@nekolaiwastaken 3 года назад

Wait- HOW IS SHE CRUSHING THEM WHAT-

@zeynepavsar7533 3 года назад

Have you guys figured the fist thing out yet?

@sapphiregroves3867 3 года назад

I love how Danny can indirectly point out someone’s stupidity but still being supportive😂😂😂😂😂

@aisha5156 3 года назад

A true friend.

@undgcat6767 3 года назад

as i'm sure you already knew it's called being patronizing

@ghostlyflamingo07 3 года назад

Its called being a true friend. Pointing out the wrongdoings of ur friends but still being supportive lel

@finny5110 3 года назад

*yes*

@spookyho5994 3 года назад

@@aisha5156 truly ✨

@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit Год назад

"everywhere. a moo moo" -A wise individual

@zaimanza Год назад

i am so confused and can't stop laughing at all her content

@c1nnamonx 3 года назад

her daughter (the older one, Diya) actually goes to my school and its a whole experience watching this video and knowing the people LOL

@shivanipathak5380 3 года назад

Damn... Is she okay?? XD

@c1nnamonx 3 года назад

@@shivanipathak5380 she seems to fully support her mom and she actually has her own music career! so i mean it looks pretty good for her

@shivanipathak5380 3 года назад

@@c1nnamonx I mean if she's happy.. who are we to judge 🤷‍♀️

@c1nnamonx 3 года назад

@@shivanipathak5380 right? i agree

@_helvetixa 3 года назад

Does she know what the nursery rhymes mean? XD

@legallypumpkin 3 года назад

Maybe she fell into a depression after her old friend Danny didn’t make a video on her for two years. This is really her cry for help.

@NamanTheRockstar2 3 года назад

*DANNY* is my inspiration!! My mom said that if I got 5k LIKES on my new song!! She definitely buy me a professional mic!! *Begging you GUYS!!* Please...I LOVE YOU! I'M NOT LYING! PLS!

@princessketamine0 3 года назад

@@NamanTheRockstar2 no

@legallypumpkin 2 года назад

@@NamanTheRockstar2 May I ask what this has to do w my comment?

@tobyewolfe9998 Год назад

10:37 I think it's supposed to be poetic. Like she's taking a child-friendly thing (a nursery rhyme) while doing something dark. She didn't have to do that, though. I think there was a large amount of people who thought her "love more, hate less" thing was an agreeable message.

@ladyjenesis7285 Год назад

The TikTok of Varli screaming without audio implies she screamed so loud the mic couldn't process it.

@tylerblack3962 3 года назад

Conspiracy theory: Little nutcracker guy possessed Varli and that’s why her content is so dark.

@whoisanarnb 3 года назад

@Holl ywood lmao the fact that it bolded the name Danny making it look even more like a copy and paste with the channel name changed accordingly

@terribletimesone8702 3 года назад

@Holl ywood I smashed like

@LeLe-zg7er 3 года назад

@@terribletimesone8702 go dislike it. It’s a copy and paste.

@Natalie-jd3hd 3 года назад

Me being proud of myself for making this comment go from 999 to 1K .......i need a life

@terribletimesone8702 3 года назад

@@LeLe-zg7er Yeah I just found another channel advertising it 😬

@iwasdancingwithspiders 2 года назад

My life goal is to say “ouchie!” right before I die

@-theguiltycormorant-1043 2 года назад

Nice

@BigCoomer1928 2 года назад

Nice

@ilovchristianbale 2 года назад

Nice

@largeboi4678 2 года назад

Imagine: your significant other is cradling your in their arms, and right as you’re about to pass out, you put your hand on their cheek and say ouchie then fuckin die

@ahshitherewegoagain7461 2 года назад

@@largeboi4678 Perfect material for a wattpad fanfiction.

@kylie.23 Год назад

are we not gonna talk about how the taxi driver kept calling the little girls “sir”? 😂

@Rose-gq5uv Год назад

Maybe she was just exploring every genre before she picked one. I think she does well being a psycho like it legit freaks me out sometimes. That silent scream was SCA-RY! If I saw someone scream like that or sing nursery rhymes now, I'll definitely think of varli.

@topo83ranger80 3 года назад

"love more, hate less" guy in background: "STOP!"

@NamanTheRockstar2 3 года назад

*DANNY* is my inspiration!! My mom said that if I got 5k LIKES on my new song!! She definitely buy me a professional mic!! *Begging you GUYS!!* Please...I LOVE YOU! I'M NOT LYING! PLS!

@kimino1381 3 года назад

@KevinBB Lmao-

@pcpt 3 года назад

and she took it to heart

@nomirakuru 3 года назад

@@NamanTheRockstar2 your mom gay

@mastercheese8509 3 года назад

@@NamanTheRockstar2 no one care go make videos and get those 5k like

@yikes. 3 года назад

THE TRILOGY

@SnoppleWopple 3 года назад

@meismetheanimationthing404 3 года назад

🌝👌

@_Diam_nd_ 3 года назад

yes

@iss4113 3 года назад

@KevinBB you already are 😃

@PaulieTheGreat 3 года назад

13th like LOL. Here before top comment

@unclepepe9116 Год назад

3:07 "I have to take one for the team"

@mr.foxasmg Год назад

SHE TAKIN ONE FOR THE TEAM ❗️❗️❗️

@garythesnail1705 Год назад

@@mr.foxasmg LMA

@ProjectDeltaplayer 9 месяцев назад

@@mr.foxasmgshe gon take some backshots

@elkatuber Год назад

Varli went from mom to hero to villain i mean that’s a mood swing

@mothr444 3 года назад

"We're losing him nurse!! Get me 20 ccs of-" "Ouchie!" *crying softly* "time of death, 3:13 pm"

@NamanTheRockstar2 3 года назад

*DANNY* is my inspiration!! My mom said that if I got 5k LIKES on my new song!! She definitely buy me a professional mic!! *Begging you GUYS!!* Please...I LOVE YOU! I'M NOT LYING! PLS!

@emperorkiron3470 3 года назад

This comment is amazing

@MissionPetAllDogs 3 года назад

tbh this comment feels really underrated

@Norithedawgg 3 года назад

This is so absurd I love it

@akashpai4650 2 года назад

"Entering this cab was your decision, where it leads you... is mine" Ngl, that's a pretty savage line

@mrfrogkingg 2 года назад

I gotta agree

@rumpalug 2 года назад

Yeah, that's actually a really good one

@rebix6848 2 года назад

Yes.

@vilevessel 2 года назад

Yes

@andreavera642 2 года назад

some taxi driver or uber driver must’ve said this

@kalielizabeth8015 Год назад

Varli character arc is top tier

@user-gu9zn6jt6m 9 месяцев назад

Great video but dat ending doe🤩

@qwellen7521 3 года назад

I really have to admire Danny’s cringe tolerance.

@bradleysanders9007 3 года назад

Yeah I can't stand this kind of content

@badbreathobby8565 3 года назад

She is so cringe

@bradleysanders9007 3 года назад

@@badbreathobby8565 i think she just got high with her daughter and recorded some tiktoks

@liz8986 3 года назад

That's because danny is king of greg.

@karldoesstuffYT 3 года назад

you have to admit though, some mom who just made tik toks for fun made a music video and i think part of him appreciates rhat. he also might just genuinely like her cuz of the dms he says hes had

@amy-ld4pe 3 года назад

danny really went from a 10 year old to 14 year old in a year, let’s appreciate the glo up 👏👏👏👏👏

@TrafalgarWaterLaw 3 года назад

It's the gamer glo up🎮

@Yamatsuuu 3 года назад

lmao

@BullyGarfield. 3 года назад

yeah fr he looks 14

@memeteam7030 3 года назад

Right I was like he looks older. ✨finally ✨

@thenerdiestyoutuber5087 3 года назад

He looks so pretty in this video

@losercrazy.. 9 месяцев назад

a moo moo😭💯

@alexia3552 2 года назад

10:52 hard agree lmfao

@UnclePhil73 3 года назад

She’s the personification of “LOL XD random” humor.

@avf6532 3 года назад

First things first Rest In Peace uncle Phil

@wolvez_3358 3 года назад

@@avf6532 F

@aali._.com.9001 3 года назад

Uncle Phil what are you doing here?

@AD-cy4vj 3 года назад

@@avf6532 for real

@pers0nified675 3 года назад

So she’s “LOL XD random” *insert my username*?

@moondustzr4013 3 года назад

The secondhand embarrassment I feel for her rn is astronomical.

@nehasinghal5456 3 года назад

Finally I got to the good side of the comment section because there are people out there actually patronizing Varli for the cringefest she's hosting and starring in as the main laughing stock

@Bananachan289 3 года назад

I can barely watch it I’ve read comments instead... it’s SO bad!

@aldubm2234 3 года назад

Did you draw your pfp?

@gracexpump5320 3 года назад

I’m so confused w it that it’s funny. It is cringe tho.

@samanthamiller975 3 года назад

I'm so confused to the point where I cry laughing, its a problem. It's SOOOOOO BAD - 😭

@SlavTheGreatest 9 месяцев назад

11:20 I almost fell off of my chair when I heard "baa baa black sheep", lmao

@ketchupeater Год назад

4:21 its likely just for ambience, people associate blaring red and blue lights with an intense situation

@lfdeftonesbae86 3 года назад

Kurtis, Drew, Danny, in one day? Sheesh, Christmas’ early

@fatimaaliyeva8778 3 года назад

and codyy

@chickenmtr 3 года назад

Great present🎉🎁

@lyssa3680 3 года назад

DREW TOO??

@novemberiscoolithink 3 года назад

and cody

@redrumdallasgaming676 3 года назад

Don’t you mean Danny, Danny and Danny

@bigplopper 2 года назад

The "Ouchie!" thing is like burning to death and saying "This is warm"

@nghiavan8952 2 года назад

Or maybe you are being impaled and you casually say “This is Sparta”

@Brownie-nh7wv 2 года назад

@marshallee382 2 года назад

Or getting poisoned and saying "This tastes a little funny"

@bread8465 2 года назад

I honestly think it's hilarious lol, even if unintentional

@EraofAzazel 2 года назад

This is TOO warm, my bones are gettin squishy

@Svki_Svki 11 месяцев назад

bro you made me choke on my milkshake 6:12 i almost DIED DAM

@Violetpanda848 11 месяцев назад

Yesssss, same, but on water 💧

@Svki_Svki 11 месяцев назад

@@Violetpanda848 lol

@emmyemerson Год назад

oh my god this is by far the funniest fucking thing ive ever watched and the fact that these videos are supposed to be serious/scary makes this so much funnier

@kit2317 3 года назад

She sounds like a female king Julian and im living for it

@bassic5527 3 года назад

K I N G J U L I A N S P A W N

@GreatTasteMurder 3 года назад

LMAO I JUST REALIZED THAT- NOW I CAN'T UNHEAR IT💀💀

@ssssSTopmotion 3 года назад

You have no idea how much more I enjoyed this video after you told me this

@eleven-hopper 3 года назад

I can't unhear that now

@genericname2747 3 года назад

I GUESS???

@toiletmaster3044 3 года назад

YOU'RE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THE "age is just a number" "of course honey come here"????

@blitzyblook3315 3 года назад

@BILLIE SAYS DUH Danny doesn't even make professional music (usually just joke music-) wth are you talking about?

@whimbrella 3 года назад

i choked when she said that

@englishatheart 3 года назад

@BILLIE SAYS DUH For fuck's sake, stop with the freaking spam.

@strawberrylove8 3 года назад

@@englishatheart Right?? I've clicked on a few comments and there they are with different names.

@scrunklymansoren 3 года назад

this comment taken out of context is frightening im scared

@RespawnJupiter 2 месяца назад

Time to make another Varli video, Danny. It's been 2 years.

@BlimpAdeBloop 2 месяца назад

2:19 "Yess! Even more so!" "Shit" LMFAO

@ChengTeoh 3 года назад

What's missing from any Hitman game? The "ouchie!" noise every time someone dies.

@Heyejen 3 года назад

stolen.

@cereal_the_man7830 3 года назад

@@Heyejen Good

@NamanTheRockstar2 3 года назад

*DANNY* is my inspiration!! My mom said that if I got 5k LIKES on my new song!! She definitely buy me a professional mic!! *Begging you GUYS!!* Please...I LOVE YOU! I'M NOT LYING! PLS!

@cereal_the_man7830 3 года назад

@@NamanTheRockstar2 get a job

@pickleproductions5736 3 года назад

@@cereal_the_man7830 or a life

@caprithorn 3 года назад

“I WILL SACRIFICE MYSELF!” “ARE YOU SURE?”

@lemonaid1221 3 года назад

Noooo 💀🤚

@heavenonearth3316 3 года назад

I would turn to my mom like "um..no. Why did you even ask?*tears up* would you really leave me!?"

@cramorantisgod4533 3 года назад

Actually no never mind. You pissed me off in the last 2 seconds.

@sophia.aquino. 2 года назад

"Oh nevermind." "Um, then bye bitch."

@cibianray3065 2 года назад

Lol when I stumbled on this comment it has 666 likes

@graaceie 9 месяцев назад

“Love more” “hate less” “STOP” Why did they keep that in 😭

@miraculousabridged2857 8 месяцев назад

it's been 2 years, new Varli vid when?

@elongatedmuskrat7430 3 года назад

Ouchie* Daughter: dead* Varli: goodbye Daughter: bye mommy

@Name-tn1zg 3 года назад

Dang I’m 14 and this is deep

@dyseise 3 года назад

@BILLIE SAYS DUH dude I've seen you on so many creators pages just changing the name of your inspiration lmao

@hat7475 3 года назад

@BILLIE SAYS DUH not surprised there are bots here 😭

@guerillagorilla4423 3 года назад

That emoji ruined it tbh

@elongatedmuskrat7430 Год назад

@@guerillagorilla4423 better?

@megmoore8681 3 года назад

Oh, she's not a possessive mom- she's a _possessed_ mom.

@thatonepersonobsessedwithm4338 3 года назад

BEHHSHSHSHSHSHJSJSHS

@rarajj655 2 года назад

Fellow lesbian-?

@megmoore8681 2 года назад

@@rarajj655 Indeed I am :D Happy pride month, btw

@rarajj655 2 года назад

@@megmoore8681 yay! Happy pride month!

@Sticktuberanimations 6 месяцев назад

She really be brainwashing people wish nursery rhymes 💀

@goldenfroglegs8924 Год назад

Should of made the guy in the back of the taxi say “OUCHIE”

@lankykong3992 3 года назад

Theory: the amulet that gave Varli powers also turned her evil. It’s up to Dolphin Man and Vampire Dad to save the day.

@lucylu5935 3 года назад

LMAO YES

@natvasch6399 3 года назад

The crossover we desperately need.

@melody_melon_73 3 года назад

Yes!!!

@erijohnston3657 3 года назад

And tik tok joker! The Greg league!!

@prig1557 2 года назад

"The Greg League, consisting of Dolphin Man, Vampire Dad, The Two Tik Tok Jokers, Danny, Drew, and Kurtis, has to battle against Evil Varli. How will it go? Who will win? Can the League bring back the Good Varli? Find out on June 11th in theaters everywhere."