BANG 

why did i think nicki minaj had a lyric about foam fingers wtf

Should've gotten Bang as a sponsor for this vid. They clearly don't care about sponsored videos making their product look worse.

The ceo is pretty terrifying. Like if he was walking behind me I would definitely cross the street

The bang ceo is just a man who turned 17 and thought “Yes. This is the apex of human development. I shall just be 17, professionally, into my 60’s.”

judging by some of the comments, danny's review, and the crazed look in the ceo's eyes, id wager money that the main ingredient in bang is just straight up cocaine

The legal loophole, is the fact that they are paying influencers for "product placement" and not ads. Thats why influencers arent mentioning or saying anything about the bang at all -- because its not an ad, its product placement in a "normal" video.

You forgot the worst part: the CEO claimed that Bang could cure a BUNCH of diseases and stuff like Alzheimer's and Parkinson's. He's absolutely crazy.

In case anyone was curious, Bangs have about 300 mg of caffeine. The recommended daily maximum is 400 mg. A cup of coffee is about 90 mg and a monster is usually 150 or 180 mg which is high for a lot of energy drinks…

"It tastes pretty good so I don't wanna stop drinking it, but I also-" **long concerned stare** "Alright well-"

The CEO looks like a 60 year old frat boy that misses his younger years so he throws on a backwards cap and hangs around high schools and attends every football game to try and relive his glory days. I can pretty much guarantee he owns a motorcycle and/or a speed boat and most definitely has a trans am.

Now Danny’s gotta make a third channel where he likes to get a little stricter, a little meaner, and a little harsh. He also likes to drink Bang on this channel.

15:39 unironically, a great example of what sensory overload and auditory processing problems sound like

bro, danny staring into the camera when he was explaining how he’s in another universe is so funny. i’m shitting plants

Seems dirty. I'm guessing it's their loophole workaround on FTC guidelines, if they never directly promote the drink, then maybe no disclosure is required for the endorsement?

Nicki Minaj: Phone rangin’ he slangin’ Danny Minaj: Foam fanger he slangin’

I drank a bang because of this video and had exploding diarrhea for like two hours. My back hurted like hell and I almost pooped my pants. 10/10 Really great detox i feel like my guts are rearranged since then. Thanks Danny now i can fly

Something tells me the CEO used to be a cocaine dealer till he figured out how to produce the same results legally

I wouldn't trust a company where the CEO looks like the living embodiment of a desperate mid-life crisis.

They are exploiting a loophole in FCC guidelines where if they never mention “bang energy” or say the word “bang” they don’t need to specify that the videos are sponsored ads. That’s the reason why all these videos awkwardly feature bang energy drinks but no one mentions it, acknowledges it, or has any talking points about it.

My best friend is an avid Bang drinker, and I can tell you from experience that Bang actually does turn you into a walking advertisement.

0:23 This aged well If you don’t know, Bang is in bankruptcy because they were sued by Monster. One of the reasons was that Bang lied that their product was healthier than other companies.

The CEO looks like he’s wearing someone else’s skin and it’s like slowly falling off

The CEO looks like that dad that asks his daughters friends if theyre 18 yet while walking around shirtless.

I typically don't react to caffeine strongly, to the extent that I could drink half a pot of coffee and go take a nap immediately after. Even Monster doesn't make me anxious, just makes me feel more present in the moment. My dad, a massive energy drink enthusiast, left half a can of Bang in my truck after he rode with me, and I figured I'd try it. I finished off the five or six ounces he left in the can, and sat on the couch to read a book. Within twenty minutes, I was panicking, on the verge of an anxiety attack. Keep in mind, the house was quiet, and I was READING A BOOK. Anyways, Bang is no joke, and I don't trust the secret ingredient whatsoever. If I can take ADHD stimulant medication regularly and never feel anxiety as a result, why would a half-drank shitty energy drink cause me to hyperventilate and cry for two hours??

the first time i drank a bang i felt like my body was moving faster than my brain. it was insane

Judging by how the CEO looks like, the main ingredient of Bang is cocaine.

Danny: this bang ain’t shit 20 minutes later Danny: I feel like I’m on another plane of existence

One time I drank a bang and it literally made me cry

The little boy of bangs owners went to my school he played the sports and was a normal kid, but then his parents would show up fully clothed in their brand. I could only imagine the embarrassment that he felt.

Bang is literally liquid meth. I had a can and I had the unstoppable urge to bake cookies and i just couldn’t stop myself

I bet the reason they can’t say “bang” in the ads has something to do with the reason why they don’t have to tell people it’s an ad

there's something about the earnest, childlike magical thinking of "dang, that must be how they get it to taste so good, those cans are havin' fun" that made my day XD

The "concert" scenes were filmed at Turning Point USA, one of the largest right-wing conferences. The CEO was also a massive donor to Trump. I know there's no ethical consumption under capitalism, but when a company makes their politics that blatant (especially politics that are so actively leaning toward fascism), folks might want to reconsider supporting them.

This should’ve been titled “Big Bang theory”

Bang Influencers should be called "Bangers". Bang Music should not

When he said he was only 1/4 through the can and already felt like he was on another planet that was so relatable! These drinks should probably be illegal because you definitely feel like you're high by the time you finish one.

I had a bang once. I went to gym an hour later and felt like if I didn't run around like a maniac, I'd die. But that happens whenever I drink any energy drink. When gym ended, my stomach hurt and then an hour later I was extremely hungry, which only further convinced me it was made of pure drugs. 1/10, just drink a monster instead, they're a lot better and healthier (relatively)

I was hoping this whole thing was a Bang Ad, woulda caught me off guard entirely

I love how Danny’s criteria for if something is popular is if he’s seen it at his local Target

I’ve worked in gyms primarily, and yeah Bang has a cult-like following, makes you vibrate 9x your normal frequency, and tastes like liquid candy. It almost became like a currency on the weight room floor, a bang black market if you will. And I once drank two in an hour before work and proceeded on with my shift from the hyperspace dimension. We’d steal cans from each other it was like the Wild West for a minute. Damn now I want one lol

2:15 I am absolutely miffed that Danny did not take the opportunity to say "That's enough bang for his buck". How could you Danny.

I work in the press industry and had the pleasure of talking to the Bang CEO on the phone and email. And let me tell you, he was the rudest, cockiest, most vile piece of crap when he didn't get exactly what he wanted. He had the attitude (and intellect) of a toddler.

Bang energy sounds like a fake company in a Disney movie that overtakes the future world

the idea of a military guy saying over the radio “aight kill ‘em” is hilarious to me

I drank bang because of this video and it felt like my organs were melting

danny is drifting dangerously close to actual investigative journalism

Why does Danny's hair look better than usual in this one?

I drank a full bang on an empty stomach and I felt like my skin was burning and tingling inside and out. I was noticeably shaking too

"Health conscious' doesn't bang have four warning labels on it?

i can’t believe danny didn’t point out that the nicki minaj lyrics he was saying is from the song “bang bang”

This video is a banger

For those who don't know- CoQ10 is a coenzyme that your body naturally makes that has to do with turning food into energy and fights free radicals (particles that damage cells). It's usually taken as a supplement to help with metabolism and heart things and it's also supposed to make exercise more beneficial. I only know all of this cause I take it for my migraines lol- it's actually a very useful little part of your life you've just never noticed or heard of. One of those things you don't pay attention to until you don't get enough

6:07 I sort of envy these dudes ability to not care about anything or feel embarrassed cause i could NEVER

The Bang CEO wringing his sweat into the cans has the same energy as Cosmo wringing his socks into the lemonade in Fairly OddParents

The legal loophole is just them not saying the product name

I'd just like to say that the first (and only) time I had a bang energy, my heart rate and blood pressure were so high that I actually called my mom to tell her I think I might have a heart attack. I was up the entire night just sitting there hoping I wouldn't die lmao

13:54 ironic that song's called bang bang

The ceo of bang looks exactly how I would imagine him to look lmao

The dad avoiding the bang energy drink was like when you open a card with money in it but pretend you only care about the card and don’t even see the money

I remember once drinking a energy drink with 400 mg of caffeine at a gas station and it gave me hiccups for days. Idk why but it made bang do the same thing to bang I get hiccups from them.

Fun fact: One can of Bang has 300mg of caffeine. For scale, one regular Monster has 160mg (but does make higher caffeine content) So, you know, completely normal

Who needs Bang? We all know that la croix is the most popular drink. Ever. Don't look that up.

I remember when I worked at Walgreens I was immediately caught off guard when when the registered asked for I.D. when I scanned a can of Bang.

freshman year of college i had to drink a bang every night to fall asleep and that’s when i realized the adhd was going too far

Everyone: Pornstars Me, an intellectual: Bang Influencers

I wouldn't be surprised if the Bang CEO is actually some guy posing to be the Bang CEO while the real CEO is just some normal guy who likes energy drinks

You're right on the reasoning behind the name, I drank two in like three hours once and felt like I was gonna explode

9:44 because they don’t properly say: buy bang energy and just holding it in the camera, I think it is not against any law

Energy drinks now: “bang” Energy drinks 10 years from now: “thump”, “boink”, “whack”, “glug” Edit: lmaoo “dude lemme get a sip of that thwack” “a sip of that kerplunk tho, amiright”

I’ll see you next year, too. 😊

If you’ve ever heard bang by AJR, then you know that everytime he says Bang, there’s a gunshot sound, now I know why

For anyone curious, a typic can of Bang has 300mg of caffeine, vs Red bull with 80mg

Is the CEO okay. Like- is he okay? Is he holding me hostage?

idk why bang as a company just gives me cult vibes, maybe it is the people at the "concerts" who look extremely happy to be there

....." I never thought about that..I guess that is the name of my drink "! Hilarious!!!

To put everything into perspective, Bang contains 300mg of caffine every 16oz, matching Reign with 300mg of caffine per 16oz can. 5-Hour shots contain 230mg/caffine per shot. C4 [16oz], Celcius [12oz], Ghost [16oz], and Alani NU [12oz] contain 200mg/caffine per can. Full Throttle contains 197mg of caffine per 16oz. Monster and Rockstar have 160mg of caffine per 16oz can. GFuel has 140mg of caffine per 16oz can. ZOA has 120mg of caffine per 12oz can. Red bull has 114oz of caffine per 12oz can.

So Bang will: -revive your dead friend -make you do push-ups -make you want to run 10 miles -Buys a tv for your dad -makes you dance in public Sounds cool

plot twist: this is secretly an advertisment for bang.

I counted all the times you said “bang” and wow 104 times! that’s about 1 bang every 20 sec.

This is definitely one of Danny’s best videos lol. I know he said another one was his favorite he’s made (whether that was before or after this one I’m not sure lol) I watched it twice back to back it was just funny as heck and I literally laughed out loud so much (and I’m an emotionless void so I really appreciate it).

I think Soylent Bang might be people.

The Bang CEO looks like he only eats bang cans as food.

That bang experience sounds like one hell of a caffeine overdose. Tbh thanks for warning me, I have migraines, and I have the shakes from drinking just a tad too much coffee sometimes. If i drank a bit of that can I think Id actually get sick and maybe instigate a long term migraine episode.

13:43 I think that the bang CEO is Nikki Minaj in disguise bc he quotes lyrics from a song called "bang bang" with Jessie J and Ariana grande and the company is called bang...... And he has concerts and music just like nikki....

the ceo looks like someone who would play a principal in every early 2000s movie ever

“Bang cinematic universe” sounds like a pornographic company that was created after after infinity war

That Christmas picture looks like his wife was like “oh let’s dress all nice and with the kids on Christmas day and take a nice picture!” And he was mad and compromised by wearing pants. 😂

Hey Danny! About the light show the cans of bang go through, it's to check if any of them have photosensitive epilepsy! Since they're typically consumed at parties, it would only make sense. Thanks for listening!

the CEO is built like a class action sexual harassment lawsuit

All bang marketing has such “hello, fellow kids” energy

Me and my sibling tried a bang once, I took a sip and my heart HURT, and when my sibling tried some their nose started bleeding so-

I drank Bang one time, and I did feel like I was gonna explode lol

Danny doesn’t even know he is now a bang influencer.

10 years later and danny still can’t stop drinking radical skadattle

Judging from this wonderfully orchestrated video essay I can now assume that there is a drink called “BANG” that magically lowers your IQ, makes you rich, and contains addictive substances

The Spotify artist Bang Energy has(around) 8 hours 31 minutes and 10 seconds of music in their discography right now. 8 and a half hours...

"health conscious drink" Every time I drink one, its like a 10% chance I have a panic attack and my heart rate is at a steady 100bpm sitting at my desk and it is the only thing dragging my limp, lifeless body through college right now. 8/10 tastes ok.

i think the “legal loophole” is the fact that they never say bang or acknowledge the fact that the can is there

I’m honestly not surprised that Danny felt like he was on another planet by drinking that little of the bang, I tried finding out how much caffeine was in a bang at the store and unlike all the other energy drinks who had it very obviously listed, bang only has it in a tiny fine print warning label with all the possible side affects from drinking it 😀 it has 300mg of caffeine which is more than any coffee or energy drink out there right now, you should NOT be drinking that amount of caffeine in one sitting, and it most definitely will send you on another planet with most likely a heart attack 😃 also, it has MULTIPLE warning labels that you should not drink bang unless your over the age of 18 with a list of warning labels, I’ve never seen this on any other energy drink before and honestly with the way the ceo looks, I legit wouldn’t be surprised if the main ingredient in bang is cocaine 💀 try finding any description of what is actually in the drink without running into a warning label *challenge impossible*

Bro I was once in a store in this cute little part of town when two attractive, athletic women walked in wearing Bang volleyball-type shorts and some revealing Bang top and a cooler bag backpack of bang, and just started offering star-spangled cans of Bang in “honor of Memorial Day.” They had zero connection to the store and it was clear they were walking up the street and hotting every spot. It was such an awkward and bizarre situation because people were like trying to ignore them without offending them, and I just up and left the store.