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Staying behind on a sinking ship is platonic practical love. During a lifeboat evacuation, there is a risk that the larger sinking ship will pull those boats down with it. If the rudder and other systems are still working, our Captain will move the ship away from the evacuation zone and give the crew a better chance to survive.
You're absolutely right. Based on her tone, I'm pretty sure she's saying it that way entirely to get that kind of reaction that was achieved by the guy on the left. It's a joke to make insecure guys mad.
Yeah, this is way closer to how I understood it; Cap's not asexual or anything, he's simply a good guy who, umm, does NOT sexually assault his shipmates.
First we got a women who seemingly believes that men choose to die in a sinking ship to hang out and make out. Then we got a dude who way to fervently denies this claim. Then we get a song that has no right being a banger. Sometimes the internet delivers true gold.
@@Sootielove there are so many of them in that bubble of yt and ticktock that it isn't a joke anymore for many of them. i don't know if that is the case in this one or not but there are many who are as serius as the flat earthers.
@@dovos8572Life is way more fun if you automatically assume everyone of those people is joking. And then if you ever run into one, double down and refuse to accept that they're not joking. Like the other side has a similar problem, but they usually sound so angry about it. And it would be hilarious to just constantly accuse them of joking.
The best content that comes out of Tiktok is when funny and/or talented people who have never met or spoken to each other all collaborate to elevate a goofy throwaway joke into something truly special.
To be fair, I don't think he's aro or ace (probably one but not both), considering he got a wife. He could be married for not love related reasons tho ig
“That was on of the dumbest songs, I think, I have ever written “ Sir that was one of THE best songs I have ever heard and imma listen to it on repeat! It is a MASTERPIECE!🖤
It's called the Birkenhead drill. During the Boer War, a ship called the HMS Birkenhead was sinking when the order came down women and children into the lifeboats first. All of the soldiers were ordered to stand at attention on the deck and only to move when called upon to help. They could only move when the water was up to their chins...and they did it.
The cap goes down with the ship, they say (The cap goes down with the ship, they say) The only way he's going down today (The only way he's going down today) And as the water came rushing through (And as the water came rushing through) He bid his wife a last adieu And never ever did touch his crew So temper you rumor You shan't listen to her The cap going way down's Got one thing to say now, (NUH UHH NO STOP THAT'S NOT TRU...) Here comes captain platonic (tonic) And if he could get some, he still wouldn't want it, no Here comes captain platonic (tonic) And he'll never let them say he's in the closet, no But rumor spread that his love had strayed (But rumor spread that his love had strayed) To his crew, his affection paid (To his crew, his affection paid) But never was there a larger lie (But never was there a larger lie) And with his rock solid alibi So shall we all let this gossip die He stayed on his vessel His mates reminisce He started to tremble And gave them a ki... Beer (Promise me that you'll survive No matter what happens) Here comes captain platonic (tonic) And if he could get some, he still wouldn't want it, no Here comes captain platonic (tonic) And he'll never let them say he's in the closet, no Ohhhhhhh He still wouldn't want it, no Ohhhhhhh He still wouldn't want it He stayed on his vessel His mates reminisce He started to tremble And gave them a ki...
Having read the comments on the short version, it seems like a lot of people thought/hoped it was a song about being ace. I hope you can find inspiration for an actual ace song, because ace representation is sorely needed!
He’s written another song with Captain Platonic in it that heavily, heavily implies the good captain is, in fact, ace. Check out Beware the Siren when you get the chance.
No, this is still alright ace representation. Not aro, but being asexual doesn't automatically mean you don't do any physical intimacy at all. And it doesn't mean you can't have a family. It's a spectrum, our good Asexual captain just likes to have a beer with the boys on occasion. I don't condone doing it behind the wife's back, but let's just pretend this is something they've both agreed on.
My ace friend pointed that out to me whenever I was telling her about an aro/ace character in my writing. She was like PLEASE WE NEED REPRESENTATION. Ironically he’s a poet/bard character 😅
Ragazzo , hai un sorriso da rivitalizzare un depresso . Quanta gioia di vivere , la sprizzi da ogni poro . Meno male che a questo mondo , esistono persone così. Complimenti 👍👏👍👍
To be fair, I don't think he's aro or ace (probably one but not both), considering he got a wife. He could be married for not love related reasons tho ig, which would make it possible that he's aroace. (Also I'm remembering now that he could be somewhere on the aroace spectrum except for strict aroace)
@@Original_Username0 I'm on the aro spectrum as a demiromantic. Meaning I don't feel romantic attraction unless I have a deep connection to someone. So someone can be aro and still feel romantic love. And people who are aro are capable of love, it just might not look like what other people expect romantic love to look like.
@@Original_Username0 It's okay! You are willing to learn and correct yourself and that's appreciated. Not a lot of people are familiar with it being a spectrum. Same goes for ace people. Generally they have no interest in sex and while some are sex repulsed, others will be fine to have it if their partners want to, they just don't seek it out themselves. :3 There isn't as much rep for aro or ace individuals so a lot of people don't even think of it as being a spectrum. Defo need more representation
@@KorinoTsubasa23 thanks :) yeah, I wish there was more aro/ace rep, they're always either the complete ends, or both together, which is good, but if it's everything then it makes it harder to notice the other possibilities
why on Earth do I think of the HMS Pinafore when listening to this song? the lyrics to _My Gallant Crew_ go like this: [CAPTAIN] My gallant crew, good morning. [ALL] Sir, good morning! [CAPTAIN] I hope you’re all quite well. [ALL] Quite well; and you, sir? [CAPTAIN] I am in reasonable health, and happy To meet you all once more. [ALL] You do us proud, sir! [CAPTAIN] I am the Captain of the Pinafore; [ALL] And a right good captain, too! [CAPTAIN] You’re very, very good, And be it understood, I command a right good crew. [ALL] We’re very, very good, And be it understood, He commands a right good crew. [CAPTAIN] Though related to a peer, I can hand, reef, and steer, And ship a selvagee; I am never known to quail At the fury of a gale, And I’m never, never sick at sea! [ALL] What, never? [CAPTAIN] No, never! [ALL] What, never? [CAPTAIN] Hardly ever! [ALL] He’s hardly ever sick at sea! Then give three cheers, and one cheer more, For the hardy Captain of the Pinafore! [CAPTAIN] I do my best to satisfy you all - [ALL] And with you we’re quite content. [CAPTAIN] You’re exceedingly polite, And I think it only right To return the compliment. [ALL] We’re exceedingly polite, And he thinks it’s only right To return the compliment.
Always so humble... hehe. You know damn well that your voice and looks make it impossible to ruin any song, you could sing a serenade to a garbage pit and we still love it. Hope I didnt give you inspiration.... :)
Спето очень красиво, но я долго пыталась понять, кого Вы мне напоминаете. И вспомнила ведь! Лорд Фаркуад из Шрека! Если бы Шрека решили снять в виде фильма, Вас обязательно должны были взять на роль лорда Фаркуада!
Oh honey it’s alright. Lots of kids go through a Captain Plutonic phase. Why I remember mine like it was yesterday. I remember having similar fights with my parents too insisting that it “wasn’t a phase”. I know it’s hard but we’ll get through this together. 💙💙💙/hj
/hj ---> which part is a joke ? Because I'm asexual, closing on 30, discovered I was asexual in my early/mid twenties... So I don't really feel at ease with the "it's a phase" with a "I'm joking but not completely" which makes one wonder which part is a joke.
@@ip.3117 I grew up religious I insisted I was completely straight before leaving and later accepting I like girls too. The non joke part was about repression experiences like mine which is how I interpreted the song. My joke was not meant as asexual erasure. Asexuality is valid. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
