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Captured The Rarest Asian! | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy 

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What up people. Here’s a clip from my show in Sacramento. I came across a type of asian i didn’t even know existed. Couldn’t believe it. Still not sure it’s even real. Also these Palestinians were hilarious they might be Mexican. Who knows??? INDULGE!
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New York native and internationally touring stand-up, Andrew Schulz is known for his hilarious and unsafe comedy. He has starred in the sitcom BENDERS (now available on Netflix), can be seen in Amazon’s SNEAKY PETE, HBO’s CRASHING, and on MTV including GUY CODE and GIRL CODE.
In the podcast realm, Schulz can be heard on the wildly popular THE BRILLIANT IDIOTS - co-hosted by nationally syndicated radio and television personality Charlamagne tha God - the hilarious sports commentary podcast FLAGRANT 2, and the film and TV analysis podcast WESTERBROS. He has made major appearances on The Joe Rogan Experience, Bert Kreischer’s BERTCAST, Joey “coco” Diaz The Chuch of What’s Happening Now. He has even done solo interviews with the likes of Lil Duval and many others.
Andrew’s online presence has touched hundreds of millions of people
across the globe and his unconventionally funny approach to the comedy world has launched him into stardome. His shows Dropping In and Inside Jokes will rack of hundreds of thousands of views weekly. Nothing is off limits for Schulz, from sex to race, and even the occasional audience heckler roast, Andrew is hungry to be the best. He can be seen in New York City performing regularly at New York Comedy Club and the Comedy Cellar.

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@TheAndrewSchulz
@TheAndrewSchulz 4 года назад
Upcoming Tour Dates Tickets at TheAndrewSchulz.com 12/07/19 - SEATTLE, WA 12/08/19 - SALT LAKE CITY, UT 12/13/19 - VANCOUVER, BC 12/14/19 - EDMONTON, AB 12/20/19 - PHILADELPHIA, PA 12/21/19 - PHILADELPHIA, PA 12/22/19 - PHILADELPHIA, PA 01/10/20 - TAMPA BAY, FL 01/11/20 - TAMPA BAY, FL 01/18/20 - NEW ORLEANS, LA 01/25/20 - ATLANTA, GA 01/26/20 - BIRMINGHAM, AL
@flanneljenkins6850
@flanneljenkins6850 4 года назад
Scared of Memphis?
@benderbender9553
@benderbender9553 4 года назад
Clint Eastwood, Grand Tourino, he had hmong neighbours. Top movie.
@mohanadenezi4758
@mohanadenezi4758 4 года назад
Bro you should come to Saudi🇸🇦 😂
@GrandTreeChunker
@GrandTreeChunker 4 года назад
add a 12/12 Vancouver show, youll sell out a second night for sure! much love from Canada
@Talksick
@Talksick 4 года назад
When are you coming to saudi arabia
@back2basics597
@back2basics597 4 года назад
The dude is offensive without being offensive. How is that possible? And he is hilarious.
@nolivesmatter6108
@nolivesmatter6108 4 года назад
Because it's only offensive if you're offended
@gordieallen6422
@gordieallen6422 4 года назад
Yeah, roll the clock back a couple decades ago and virtually everyone could talk to each other like this. Now you can't say anything without the Twitter mafia trying to ruin your entire life for having a sense of humor.
@FuckdasketsHOPassass
@FuckdasketsHOPassass 4 года назад
It's called being a talented comedian, people love to say "You can't say anything these days" You can, just be funny. Being a 14 year old edge lord talking shit on women and minorities is just isn't funny
@gordieallen6422
@gordieallen6422 4 года назад
@@FuckdasketsHOPassass I like that your example was kids, because kids should have the intellectual maturity of a 30 year old liberal who blogs opinion pieces all day in Kotaku and spends 14 hours a day on Twitter.
@FuckdasketsHOPassass
@FuckdasketsHOPassass 4 года назад
@@gordieallen6422 Rather not they have the mental age of a 30 year old liberal, liberals are nearly as bad, they are just conservatives who try to be your friend first.
@caesarsirbu2289
@caesarsirbu2289 4 года назад
No one: Andrew: ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK
@jqd5
@jqd5 4 года назад
It's actually somebody backstage using a pepper grinder.
@GuiiBrazil
@GuiiBrazil 4 года назад
If he was chewing gum, it would be the ultimate proof he is not human.
@terricampbell3179
@terricampbell3179 4 года назад
@@jqd5 hahaha, I dont think people appreciate the simplicity of the humor you just imposed upon this comment section, funny
@Faisaldegrt
@Faisaldegrt 4 года назад
While thinking of the next punchline
@GAZAMAN93X
@GAZAMAN93X 4 года назад
Mars Attacks Martian: *"ACK!? ACK ACK ACK, ACK ACK ACK!!!"*
@dinobotpwnz
@dinobotpwnz Год назад
"They're the Palestinians of Asians bro!" I've known about Hmong people for years and Andrew who just found out two seconds ago has already found a more perfect description than I could ever think of.
@crimsonsolaris2140
@crimsonsolaris2140 Год назад
In all fairness there’s barely even 1% of us populating the US
@whatonearth1688
@whatonearth1688 Год назад
palestinians are the palestinians of asia palestine is in asia
@marwa_saab
@marwa_saab Год назад
@@whatonearth1688 do they exist fr
@randommf3549
@randommf3549 Год назад
@@whatonearth1688 do they exist fr
@my_other_side473
@my_other_side473 Год назад
​@@crimsonsolaris2140 even in Asia there's only a small population.
@MagicianFlip69
@MagicianFlip69 3 года назад
I love how jokes can bring cultures together. By making fun of them equally
@rithvikmuthyalapati9754
@rithvikmuthyalapati9754 Год назад
I treat everyone equally by making fun of everyone
@arpitkulshreshtha3513
@arpitkulshreshtha3513 8 месяцев назад
It's actually cultures bringing jokes together here bro..if you see the trajectory of the narrative from Palestinians to Hmongs.!
@user-ni8re3gy1s
@user-ni8re3gy1s Месяц назад
when you treat some ppl bad, you are racist when you treat every one bad samely, you are not
@jacobrobison9650
@jacobrobison9650 4 года назад
" i heard a jew laugh real hard over there " good god that is hilarious
@Sombrak-tf6qk
@Sombrak-tf6qk 4 года назад
@PC Gamer DttV of to The Furnace
@themanwithnoname2183
@themanwithnoname2183 3 года назад
Sombrak 3002 what a plot twist
@xx3astmanxx928
@xx3astmanxx928 3 года назад
@@themanwithnoname2183 dude hit em with an epic troll and that cat bit
@om_5555
@om_5555 3 года назад
@sombrak 3002 wow 😂😂
@juanwaffen9137
@juanwaffen9137 3 года назад
@@Sombrak-tf6qk we do a little trolling
@tausiftajwar3797
@tausiftajwar3797 4 года назад
No one: Andrew: what are you?
@B-RaDD
@B-RaDD 4 года назад
WTF are you?
@sapointi
@sapointi 4 года назад
Fr what are you tho
@RHasan-yy1fb
@RHasan-yy1fb 4 года назад
@@B-RaDD bangladeshi probably.... like me😂😂😂
@zwagig1761
@zwagig1761 4 года назад
@KUPOKutakPoly Good one.
@ENZOxDV9
@ENZOxDV9 4 года назад
Getting kind of old tbh
@PaKouLee
@PaKouLee 3 года назад
You know Hmong people if: -you're living in a populated Hmong community (midwest, California, North Carolina) -Gran Torino -a medical student in midwest -a travel enthusiast who loves to trek/backpacking in small villages in Asia -Vietnam Veteran -a farmer with an empty land for gardening, selling pigs or chickens -or a 1/1,000,000 chance one picking one at a stand up comedy show
@steveo1413
@steveo1413 2 года назад
I met some 'yards once.
@garetts5625
@garetts5625 2 года назад
Or working in a Semiconductor.
@darkwingduck4127
@darkwingduck4127 2 года назад
Plenty Hmong here in Milwaukee, most Asians here I think.
@rigamarooh
@rigamarooh Год назад
gran torino is how i found out i think thats a pretty popular way
@TheStylerKing
@TheStylerKing Год назад
don't forget Minnesota
@raminpcccq
@raminpcccq 3 года назад
“They got Christian Palestinians, have you heard of Jesus?” LOL
@ZuhaLoveMusic
@ZuhaLoveMusic 4 года назад
To be honest though Andrew really looks like all these nations: Jew, Arab, Greek, Italian, and Hispanic. Edit: guys, he just said on a podcast (bad friends) he's Italian and he also believes his ancestors are Jewish. His wiki says one thing, he says another thing. But I guess he just has all kind of genes. So no need to argue. This simple comment went crazy lol
@svenskhast5632
@svenskhast5632 4 года назад
ZuhaLoveMusic Not Arabic.
@moradkhaouda707
@moradkhaouda707 4 года назад
@@svenskhast5632 he could definitely be arab, Lebanese, syrian, Jornan Moroccan, tunisian, or algerian, they got people that look like him, I'm Moroccan so...
@sangwooToobnoob
@sangwooToobnoob 4 года назад
I thought he was at first 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️
@svenskhast5632
@svenskhast5632 4 года назад
Morad Khaouda I live in Sweden so I prob see more Arabs than you do. Haven’t seen one that looks like Andrew. I’m sorry. But south European, Eastern European or Jewish, yes. Arabic not so much. Maybe there’s a couple of Arabs here and there that could have similar looks.
@moradkhaouda707
@moradkhaouda707 4 года назад
@@svenskhast5632 dude I AM Arab and I live with Arabs, and what westerners don't know is "Arab" is not a race, we come in all colors and shapes, Arabs in Lebanon and Syria and Jordan ect are mostly white, Arabs in the Gulf countries are mostly brown or black, Arabs in north Africa (where I live) are mixed, in the north the people are white and in the south they get darker.. And I definitely know Arabs that look like Andrew.
@DeterminedToImprove
@DeterminedToImprove 4 года назад
Hmong Girl: We don't have a country Palestinian: Neither do we Andrew: Dies
@dcdenizen1275
@dcdenizen1275 4 года назад
😂 If only there was a Kurd there too
@Bilal-rp4mk
@Bilal-rp4mk 4 года назад
Lol love how he did it in a Mexican accent
@pratt8064
@pratt8064 3 года назад
@@lifeislife9749 Bruh Tibet is in China and Tibet is huge af
@zurties510
@zurties510 3 года назад
First time someone told me they were a Hmong I was beyond confused
@AC-mp7cx
@AC-mp7cx 3 года назад
palestine is real
@poeter14
@poeter14 3 года назад
Big Respect for the Hmong tho. They helped out the U.S. big time
@Figmentofyourimagination
@Figmentofyourimagination 3 года назад
How?
@TheMarkSasuke64
@TheMarkSasuke64 3 года назад
@@Figmentofyourimagination During the Vietnam war. A lot of them volunteered to fight for U.S. forces from Laos and Cambodia.
@ekimnas427
@ekimnas427 3 года назад
They don’t teach about the secret war in history books. My wife’s grandfather was a Captain at the age of 16 leading US troop through the jungles of Laos. His stories are amazing.
@poeter14
@poeter14 3 года назад
@@ekimnas427 sounds awesome
@nengyang5664
@nengyang5664 3 года назад
It's sad how a lot of them got left behind though....
@cageybee7221
@cageybee7221 3 года назад
some context, the hmong are a minority group spread across cambodia, vietnam, and laos. they are basically the kurds of asia.
@biswakalyandash5325
@biswakalyandash5325 3 года назад
What do you mean by kurds of asia? Did you mean kurds of iraq?
@biswakalyandash5325
@biswakalyandash5325 3 года назад
If yes... Bro.. Iraq is in asia...
@biswakalyandash5325
@biswakalyandash5325 3 года назад
@Matsumoto Outo ha ha... Ofc not... I have a better geographical knowledge btw.... Dont teach an asian about asia.. My friend
@misledpoet
@misledpoet 2 года назад
Kurds of East/South East Asia There. Fixed it for you
@teovu5557
@teovu5557 Год назад
@@biswakalyandash5325 Why Iraq? lol theres over 40 million kurds and over half live in Eastern Turkey,Syria and northern Iran (their ancestral land) but only 5-8 million live in Iraq. lol
@rukas2961
@rukas2961 4 года назад
Adrew: laughts at his own joke His legs: ight ima head out.
@nawal10
@nawal10 4 года назад
Dr1xt 😂😂😂
@terankehler575
@terankehler575 3 года назад
I peed my pants reading this
@buebitohonguito4061
@buebitohonguito4061 3 года назад
I tend to do that, as well. Stand up and walk around while uncontrollably laughing 🤣🤣🤣
@jodyfrazenburg369
@jodyfrazenburg369 3 года назад
"lemme just wake em mufuckers up rq"
@bhagyavathi4214
@bhagyavathi4214 3 года назад
😂😂😂
@kacierixen4846
@kacierixen4846 4 года назад
no one: Andrew : chechecheche
@supreme_mamba
@supreme_mamba 4 года назад
and blacks, I know first hand
@bakuman61
@bakuman61 4 года назад
first white person i ever heard do that lmao
@ahmedalbdry3212
@ahmedalbdry3212 4 года назад
It’s more like ACK ACK ACK
@jimgritty7064
@jimgritty7064 4 года назад
Kack kack kack kack
@captainvoluntaryistthestat3207
@captainvoluntaryistthestat3207 4 года назад
New song G Eazy - CheCheChe confirmed
@TheRealMediaMan
@TheRealMediaMan 2 года назад
"Pong?" " is that near ping?" I almost choked to death on my dinner lol
@gillafunk
@gillafunk 2 года назад
This kind of humor is outstanding. People are both laughing and learning at the same time. 👏👌🏼
@ayoubelalaoui3990
@ayoubelalaoui3990 4 года назад
Came here hoping for them Andrew's weird funny ass laughing sounds. Wasn't disappointed.
@salah7711
@salah7711 4 года назад
he is fakeing it but still it make me:😂
@CarissaConti
@CarissaConti 4 года назад
02:23 - O.o 04:21 - O.o !!
@u770017
@u770017 4 года назад
Dude is too corny.
@TheEasyRail
@TheEasyRail 4 года назад
🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈
@alexb5275
@alexb5275 4 года назад
I think everyone was hoping for the opposite
@salah7711
@salah7711 4 года назад
"i heared a jew laught over ther"😂
@Foodpermaculture
@Foodpermaculture 4 года назад
Isn't he Jewish?
@seanwilson5516
@seanwilson5516 4 года назад
@@Foodpermaculture As he said it I googled. To my surprise, no. I know Schulz from Guy code and thought he was Jewish.
@NoctuaOW
@NoctuaOW 4 года назад
Fix your fucking spelling
@jatinpandey008
@jatinpandey008 4 года назад
@@NoctuaOW fix yourself first! You sound pissed over your dad not loving your ass. Not surprised though.
@jatinpandey008
@jatinpandey008 4 года назад
@Southern Fun quite a gay fantasy you got there. Are you a natural or rejections turned you around?
@amoghkudva8925
@amoghkudva8925 3 года назад
He unites a room full of different ethnicity. Something so wholesome
@mymalesecret
@mymalesecret Год назад
“You ever heard of Jesus?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀
@ss-cw6he
@ss-cw6he Год назад
I wish I was Christian in west
@westislander77
@westislander77 Месяц назад
I was waiting for him to say to the Mexican, it's ""He-sus" in your neck of the woods"!
@zqlimy
@zqlimy 4 года назад
No one: Literally no one: Andrew: DOLPHIN
@Zombie_Dingo
@Zombie_Dingo 4 года назад
I don't get this no one stuff...why is this funny?
@TacoStacks
@TacoStacks 4 года назад
No one: Andrew: So has anyone ever told you
@dirtybsvarieties4934
@dirtybsvarieties4934 4 года назад
Your channel rules sir. Great content. Long time fan. Thanks!
@rickstaco
@rickstaco 4 года назад
Yooooooo taco stacks me and you literally watch the same stuff. Lol i love your channel man keep grinding!
@KingN8Boogie
@KingN8Boogie 4 года назад
I guess I’m behind times but why do comments have “No One:” at the beginning???
@kevinkoger5749
@kevinkoger5749 4 года назад
No one: Andrew: So you’re *insert race here* right?
@dirtybsvarieties4934
@dirtybsvarieties4934 4 года назад
Rams_Lakers_4Life no offense to Taco but it’s gay. Lol. They are saying that no one is asking for whatever is being presented to them from below in this case Andrew’s line.
@mikecloveridge8176
@mikecloveridge8176 2 года назад
He united everyone in that room in laughter. What a genius.
@kmbm23
@kmbm23 2 года назад
His delivery while toeing the line is just incredible. Nevermind that it's also LIVE IMPROV 😭😭😭 SOOO GOOD
@tranquilcoast
@tranquilcoast 4 года назад
Lmaooo “Where are Hmong’s from” “We don’t have a country” And he immediately looks at the palestinian guys... got em
@Jackie_Tikki_Tavi
@Jackie_Tikki_Tavi 4 года назад
That's because they quipped out "neither do we". You can barely hear it but u it's audible if u know to listen for it.
@PobresDeCuna
@PobresDeCuna 3 года назад
Yo' im googling that shit!
@CatskillOne
@CatskillOne 3 года назад
@@PobresDeCuna Don’t google SUDS in Hmong people. It’s some paranormal shit.
@niceguy2568
@niceguy2568 2 года назад
That Jew was enjoying his time that day 😆
@UltimaKeyMaster
@UltimaKeyMaster Год назад
@@Jackie_Tikki_Tavi I legit didn't hear that until I multiplied my volume, but wow. Gotta love audience bonding like that, rebounding off *each other.*
@sa99miy
@sa99miy 4 года назад
I've only heard of Hmong people from Clint Eastwood's movie Gran Torino .
@kotimoto
@kotimoto 4 года назад
Me too.
@fuekongyang3144
@fuekongyang3144 4 года назад
Most of us Hmong people are in the Midwest. Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan. Then we got big populations in Sacramento and Fresno.
@fuekongyang3144
@fuekongyang3144 4 года назад
Google Vietnam secret war. We helped out the US with that.
@baddo4405
@baddo4405 4 года назад
dude, just watched Gran Torino 2 days ago and shit i don't regret watching cause i'd be here wondering what hmong people would be
@leonardopandeli1764
@leonardopandeli1764 4 года назад
Same
@shyguy2696
@shyguy2696 3 года назад
I love how he talks to them like they are his friends and not a crowd he has to entertain. Love it
@masony7756
@masony7756 3 года назад
Dude I'm hmong and I'm literally laughing so hard right now.
@Alpha-gk6hd
@Alpha-gk6hd 4 года назад
This is the most consistent comedian in making me laugh... im binging this shit
@nawal10
@nawal10 4 года назад
Delta StormZ me toooo! Right now! Lol
@athoughtfulape
@athoughtfulape 4 года назад
Same here
@RaoulRamsaran
@RaoulRamsaran 4 года назад
Try jeselnik
@SunnyKumar-mz7mv
@SunnyKumar-mz7mv 4 года назад
Metoo
@bestbomb17
@bestbomb17 3 года назад
Enjoy man
@nawal10
@nawal10 4 года назад
“You’re from Pong? Is that near Ping?” Lmfao
@Tschurikin
@Tschurikin 3 года назад
well no one says its hard to make you laugh....
@lawliet3855
@lawliet3855 3 года назад
On that note, you wanna Ding Dong?
@breadman5048
@breadman5048 3 года назад
It’s the dumbest joke ever 😂😂😂
@batmanRBC
@batmanRBC 3 года назад
Yea that was a weak joke, the ping pong. The rest was good tho
@porporella
@porporella 6 месяцев назад
just discovered this guy and went straight on his video marathons! this is gold!
@EETechReviews
@EETechReviews 3 года назад
Andrew: What is Hmong? laoshu505000: Hold my beer
@droptopp3479
@droptopp3479 3 года назад
Lol only some will get it. RIP laoshu, what a legenddd. Will always remember him
@EETechReviews
@EETechReviews 3 года назад
@@droptopp3479 yessir, you're a real one for sure!
@wabb1e156
@wabb1e156 4 года назад
“We dont have a country” daps up the Palestinian
@frizzybob
@frizzybob 4 года назад
likes were 420. I FUCKED THAT RIGHT up
@dannyrodriguez5420
@dannyrodriguez5420 4 года назад
The world needs more comedians like him. He screws political correctness and simply allows people to laugh at themselves....
@kumar1400
@kumar1400 4 года назад
Russell Peters too.. but he is getting soft on jokes now
@balazsh2
@balazsh2 4 года назад
and white people to laugh at everyone else
@dannyrodriguez5420
@dannyrodriguez5420 4 года назад
Balázs Horváth “White people”?? Are you going SJW with comment?
@AlexA-pl7rz
@AlexA-pl7rz 4 года назад
The thing about him is that Schulz does it with respect to each culture he makes fun of. He displays that he has a knowledge of the culture, and when he makes fun of it he also pays respect to it. He’s not like other comedians that bust out stereotypes or slurs and says it’s funny
@davidnorman4612
@davidnorman4612 4 года назад
Ohh be quiet... you are literally the other side of the coin.
@legion4842
@legion4842 2 года назад
Oh I need more of this bit
@paulavish5482
@paulavish5482 Год назад
This guy is amazing! Sharp, thoughtful, dark, well-prepared, professional, yet has such a homely vibe.👍👍👍
@adi45713
@adi45713 4 года назад
“We don’t have a country” The crowd writes the jokes for him!
@crimsonsolaris2140
@crimsonsolaris2140 Год назад
We literally don’t. We started out in China but they tried to assimilate us into Chinese culture and committed genocide on us like twice so we dipped. Now we’re all spread out but most are in Laos, Thailand, or America.
@puneetmishra4726
@puneetmishra4726 Год назад
@@crimsonsolaris2140 bro you threw genocide like it's nothing 😂
@nom6758
@nom6758 Год назад
@@puneetmishra4726 bro, china throws genocide like its nothing.
@cbmazo9229
@cbmazo9229 Год назад
That was awesome lmfao, it went right back at the Palestinian 😂
@crimsonsolaris2140
@crimsonsolaris2140 Год назад
@@puneetmishra4726 not to mention that the French tried to do the same thing to us not long after
@Ben-bg2lp
@Ben-bg2lp 4 года назад
Andrew's Palestinian has a Mexican accent at the end!
@Gamer831crossfire
@Gamer831crossfire 4 года назад
cuz of the flannel shirt, right :o
@captainvoluntaryistthestat3207
@captainvoluntaryistthestat3207 4 года назад
Cuz the Palestinians came through Mexico.
@yazanarafat5997
@yazanarafat5997 4 года назад
Captain Voluntaryist The Statist Slayer really? I’m palestinian
@Soundeagle3456
@Soundeagle3456 3 года назад
@@yazanarafat5997 he's joking.
@Dee-XoXo
@Dee-XoXo Год назад
The amount of knowledge you have 'impressive'. Very educated and it makes the show better!!! Thank you
@MCanadiens
@MCanadiens 2 года назад
can't wait to see a show like this again...people having fun and no one taking shit seriously
@funkycoldm3dina
@funkycoldm3dina 4 года назад
this guy takes the piss out of everyone. equality rules.
@6awgyakame68
@6awgyakame68 4 года назад
Mhm
@lawrenceyang9959
@lawrenceyang9959 4 года назад
Hmong, or ‘Miao’ in Chinese, is an ethnicity that spreads over multiple countries in the East Asia. It is kind of like saying “I’m Celtic”, but it does not imply which country you are from, could be Britain, Ireland, France etc.
@cheekclapperiii8478
@cheekclapperiii8478 3 года назад
Thanks
@fredgarati
@fredgarati 3 года назад
Thanks dude...learnt something new today
@bons244
@bons244 3 года назад
Except they are originally from a single area, until Chinese occupation forced them to spread to different countries. There are a lot of Ethnic groups that are occupied by PRC, and are unrepresented today.
@shif06
@shif06 2 года назад
Gypsies in Europe
@unsettledonpurpose
@unsettledonpurpose 2 года назад
Dude's never been to Minnesota, apparently. Hmong are not rare here. They're mainly from Laos.
@adithi8483
@adithi8483 3 года назад
I'm binging his videos. Can't stop
@ghaldurinanubios4290
@ghaldurinanubios4290 3 года назад
That Palestinian joke is dark during 2021. 🤣🤣🤣
@karu6111
@karu6111 3 года назад
Yeah, that hit different. Comedy gold tho
@MsBhappy
@MsBhappy Месяц назад
Still bumping 🇮🇱🤝🇵🇸=☮️
@Emanuel-kz9lw
@Emanuel-kz9lw 4 года назад
LMAO the jew joke got me 😭😭😭
@Tzara86
@Tzara86 4 года назад
Sameeee 🤣
@mikemc6761
@mikemc6761 4 года назад
“A cross? They got Christian Palestines. You ever heard of Jesus?” I peed a little.
@ryanboscoe9670
@ryanboscoe9670 3 года назад
But Jesus was a jew
@ryanboscoe9670
@ryanboscoe9670 3 года назад
@colihon Jesus was in Palestine at times of his life yes? I don't get the point of your comment sorry
@ryanboscoe9670
@ryanboscoe9670 3 года назад
@colihon Palestine didn't exist the either... My point in saying Jesus was a Jew is because he was. He was not a Christian.
@ryanboscoe9670
@ryanboscoe9670 3 года назад
@colihon dude I think your smoking some heavy shit. Read a history book or something haha
@ryanboscoe9670
@ryanboscoe9670 3 года назад
@colihon what name calling? you are on something
@bayareaaa
@bayareaaa 2 месяца назад
Andrew’s crowd work is legendary!! Can’t wait to see him live.
@jodywing9702
@jodywing9702 Год назад
Funny and educational.. love it
@mahmoudanabtawi
@mahmoudanabtawi 4 года назад
"the have Christian Palestinians, have you ever heard of Jesus" .. Love you from Palestine.
@RsBloodRs
@RsBloodRs 4 года назад
Is that a country?
@KavemanLyrics
@KavemanLyrics 4 года назад
Chokwe ashkenazi jews aren’t real Jews as Judaism descends matrilineally
@vinny5638
@vinny5638 4 года назад
@@KavemanLyrics Ive always wondered why that is, is that just what some jews believe or is that really in their doctrine?
@TheKilla1777
@TheKilla1777 4 года назад
Vinny they believe that. Your mother has to be Jewish.
@seasesh4073
@seasesh4073 4 года назад
@Chokwe I know it's actually crazy they took Palestine off the map, like legit
@user-cm2ky4uh9y
@user-cm2ky4uh9y 4 года назад
“You’re like palestinian of asians!” Wow every word he says is so relavant. Classic schulz improv!
@kamiskool3
@kamiskool3 4 года назад
But Palestine is part of Asia. Middle East is not a continent it is part of Asia.
@anuman99ful
@anuman99ful 4 года назад
@@kamiskool3 ikr I went full bruh
@sjappiyah4071
@sjappiyah4071 4 года назад
kamiskool3 When ppl say “ asians” in america they typically mean east asian, but by technicality you’re right. Also, the middle east isn’t just in Asia. Egypt is in the middle east and it’s African
@theworldoverheavan560
@theworldoverheavan560 4 года назад
@@sjappiyah4071 Egypt ain't in the middle east it's in Africa
@officialarchiemo
@officialarchiemo 3 года назад
@@theworldoverheavan560 nah they consider parts of north Africa middle east
@kevmon4273
@kevmon4273 3 года назад
I love how he constantly laughs at his own material it makes it so much more funny for me. I really enjoy is comic relief in these times of uncertainty and pandemics
@AOMartialArts
@AOMartialArts Год назад
He has to laugh, he's making it up on the spot. The only way not to laugh is to have rehearsed a set. That's what makes this genuinely GOOD comedy: it genuinely ellicits laughter because of the surprise and spontaneity of the content.
@EternalMinimalist
@EternalMinimalist 3 года назад
This is the best one he's ever done. I've watched this one atleast 8 times
@sairamsriram
@sairamsriram 4 года назад
I remember Hmong from Gran Torino. They sided with US during the Vietnam war, and so copped a lot of shit when the US left.
@RadarProductions
@RadarProductions 4 года назад
But many got a ticket to the USA. So there.
@PRodLyftz
@PRodLyftz 4 года назад
Wasn't it Korea?
@RadarProductions
@RadarProductions 4 года назад
@@PRodLyftz no. Vietnam.
@nickv1212
@nickv1212 4 года назад
Fought in some secret wars in Laos for the US too.
@RadarProductions
@RadarProductions 4 года назад
@@nickv1212 okurrr
@kingbollywood22
@kingbollywood22 4 года назад
HMONG PEOPLE: The Hmong people are an ethnic group in East and Southeast Asia. They are a sub-group of the Miao people, and live mainly in Southern China, Vietnam and Laos. They have been members of the Unrepresented Nations and Peoples Organization (UNPO) since 2007. :)
@Kazeumi
@Kazeumi 4 года назад
Good bot! I was looking through the comments for this info. Thank you kind sir or madam.
@sjon888
@sjon888 4 года назад
I thought i knew my asians, well you learn everyday they say
@natrone23
@natrone23 4 года назад
sjon888 Step up your Asian game playa.
@marios23apoel
@marios23apoel 4 года назад
They were also featured in Clint Eastwood's movie Gran Torino, if anyone's curious to see an American representation of this ethnic group.
@sjon888
@sjon888 4 года назад
@@natrone23 paio si di an cheng la pe lan chiao
@clegendgg5111
@clegendgg5111 Год назад
This dude crowd work is up there with the best. Top notch
@alielhajj7769
@alielhajj7769 Год назад
The most consistent comedian ever, not a single one of his clips failed to make me laugh
@tmoua90s
@tmoua90s 4 года назад
As a Hmong person I feel honored to have Schulz joke about us lmao Edit: thanks for the likes and thanks to Andrew...I've watched this video about a dozen times and it still has me on the floor everytime
@koulor315
@koulor315 4 года назад
Nyob zoo tyler lol bro I so surprised by this video, he finally mentioned hmong lol
@Deathunder
@Deathunder 4 года назад
I guess all 10 of you should feel honored...0_0
@zumpty
@zumpty 4 года назад
I hope there’s a follow up episode from the same show where the lady kindly informs the audience of Hmong history. Amazed that a lot of people are unaware of Hmong people when they are tied to American history through the Vietnam war. An ally and appreciated. -Wisconsin
@TinToeTimmyTime
@TinToeTimmyTime 4 года назад
Ya'll was in Gran Torino with Clint Eastwood. I absolutely love that movie and the bitches was sexy af
@GoodGollyMissMolly763
@GoodGollyMissMolly763 4 года назад
@thesix107 Google up "Vietnam's Secret War". You'll know then.
@wraithstrongopark
@wraithstrongopark 4 года назад
it's good to see white people not afraid to do racial humor.
@ianholbert2631
@ianholbert2631 4 года назад
Scott Allen hes latino
@alexisortizgil5446
@alexisortizgil5446 4 года назад
he sounds latinos like us. we aint afraid of humor. especially us mexicans.
@Dommy521
@Dommy521 4 года назад
@@ianholbert2631 he's white.
@brownjatt21
@brownjatt21 4 года назад
@@alexisortizgil5446 unless German/irish/scottish ancestry counts as Latino nowadays he white lol.
@lookaftering5638
@lookaftering5638 4 года назад
@@brownjatt21 Is that what he is?
@sinistervulcan
@sinistervulcan 3 года назад
This is my new favorite video ever
@chaavinabbey9546
@chaavinabbey9546 2 года назад
Just yesterday I started really watching Andrew's videos and I have learnt a lot. This is education or atleast what it could look like. Good work mate.
@mneugent7658
@mneugent7658 3 года назад
This is what my neighborhood growing up was like. Anybody and everybody, races, nationalities... and we all hung out and talked mad shit to and about each other. All racial shit talking and we all hung together and played sports and were great friends. The only rule? Be funny.
@nafeh9574
@nafeh9574 3 года назад
Same here
@timoaksproductions
@timoaksproductions 3 года назад
Facts
@MohammadKhan-pq3sx
@MohammadKhan-pq3sx 3 года назад
That sounds like my old school now ppl can't make race jokes no more without offending ppl man, miss the old days.
@dayannaflores4832
@dayannaflores4832 3 года назад
Facts broooo
@PrimeReal
@PrimeReal 3 года назад
I see nothing wrong with others acknowledging someone else’s ethnicity .
@sal7197
@sal7197 4 года назад
I’m the one in the flannel and also said the joke at the end lol
@stocktonslap209
@stocktonslap209 4 года назад
You the Arab he thought was Mexican. Haha kudos to you bro.
@sal7197
@sal7197 4 года назад
Stockton Slap yeah 😂
@scinto23
@scinto23 4 года назад
Must have been awsome to be part of the show! You were a great sport about it too dude.
@TheFakeDnice
@TheFakeDnice 4 года назад
Real King
@yomumma7803
@yomumma7803 4 года назад
what was the joke?
@orrhersh5607
@orrhersh5607 3 года назад
This is perfect
@yl7301
@yl7301 3 года назад
You are so funny. Haven’t laughed this hard in years
@bonito9429
@bonito9429 4 года назад
Andrew isn't actually laughing, he's pretending to laugh while he thinks of a follow-up to the joke, it's like an illusion of quick-wittedness. Either way, this joke set itself up lmao, couldn't be more perfect, great job Andrew!
@Hyp3rBee
@Hyp3rBee 4 года назад
That’s what I said too lol
@abdomination
@abdomination 4 года назад
he is quick witted
@konkelkent
@konkelkent 4 года назад
Whats the point of this comment
@ZA-ts2vc
@ZA-ts2vc 4 года назад
No he's laughing because he actually found what he said to be funny. He comes up with this shit on the spot, so we kind of see his reaction to the joke too.
@catedoge3206
@catedoge3206 4 года назад
@@Hyp3rBee lol
@The-Man-On-The-Mountain
@The-Man-On-The-Mountain 4 года назад
"Hey Mustapha, the front row is so cheap!!" "No way! Buy it José!!" 20 minutes later:
@GrAffittoy
@GrAffittoy 4 года назад
"Mustapha" ? 😂😂
@seasesh4073
@seasesh4073 4 года назад
@@GrAffittoy Arabic name but damn it was a funny joke 🤣
@ballwrsgalaxy8503
@ballwrsgalaxy8503 4 года назад
@@seasesh4073 i have never met an arab named mustapha its mustafa or mustafah.(im from iran)
@mohamedzabayrullahkakar6432
@mohamedzabayrullahkakar6432 4 года назад
BallwrsGalaxy no one cares u Shia bastard
@seasesh4073
@seasesh4073 4 года назад
@@mohamedzabayrullahkakar6432 what a real gentleman you are, just light shining off you with your eloquent choice of words. Do me a favour and take yourself to the bin please
@nikitapant71
@nikitapant71 2 года назад
Wow this one is the most hilarious interaction I've watched from Andrew..!!
@High_Key
@High_Key Год назад
Everything just works out so perfectly for Schulz..it’s crazy how great he is at improv..or just roasting 😂
@yayadg666
@yayadg666 4 года назад
" they got Christian Palestinians, ever heard of Jesus?" THANK YOU! people seem to turn a blind eye on that!
@HundredWingZ
@HundredWingZ 4 года назад
He was a Galillean Jew from Judaea. Not a palestinian.
@yayadg666
@yayadg666 4 года назад
@@HundredWingZ Jesus was born in Palestine, making him a Palestinian. Palestinians are the people living in the area between Phoenicia and Egypt ( today's Israel and West bank+ Gaza) this is according to ancient Greeks. Therefore, Palestinians are Jews, Christians, Muslims, agnostics, atheists, you name it. As long as you are from that land, you are Palestinian.
@DontreadPimpBoy
@DontreadPimpBoy 4 года назад
@@yayadg666 Jesus was Japanese.
@DkKombo
@DkKombo 4 года назад
@@DontreadPimpBoy Walky on water no jitsu.
@DontreadPimpBoy
@DontreadPimpBoy 4 года назад
@@DkKombo Disappointed.
@jennylor9862
@jennylor9862 4 года назад
i’m hmong too LOL, the ending killed me 😂
@aliyubursar4667
@aliyubursar4667 4 года назад
Jenny Lor do we have u in new york 😂😂😂😂
@Adholia1
@Adholia1 4 года назад
Never knew about Hmong community. Just watched a whole documentary about them. Well, this wasn't so bad.
@johannessergio7725
@johannessergio7725 3 года назад
Im chinese but where is hmong
@johannessergio7725
@johannessergio7725 3 года назад
@Sal m idk my parent both are chinese and there u go and i have a chinese name too
@johannessergio7725
@johannessergio7725 3 года назад
@Sal m thx for the info btw
@rileygally2967
@rileygally2967 2 года назад
one of the best
@errolm8313
@errolm8313 3 года назад
Yo! Wish I could see the entire show! This is too funny! 😂
@ClearviewTrading
@ClearviewTrading 4 года назад
Im Asian even I didn’t know what a Hmong was when I met one she’s like I’m Hmong I’m like ur what? Lol
@harrislam
@harrislam 4 года назад
Hey. You Chinese me Chinese. What's Hmong? lol
@samuelpena3195
@samuelpena3195 4 года назад
@@harrislam lmfao
@zizuasofficial9291
@zizuasofficial9291 4 года назад
Im hmong. Hmong is basically chinese but most of us migrated to laos.
@MustafaMuhalab
@MustafaMuhalab 4 года назад
LMAO ya'll need to watch Gran Torino by Clint Eastwood
@dannyvela9983
@dannyvela9983 4 года назад
damn y’all ain’t ever seen gran torino??? lmfao that movie fire. just clint eastwood being racist for 1 hour, and then being a hero, classic.
@aukevdwelle4228
@aukevdwelle4228 4 года назад
The look after "we don't have a country" killed me
@blairpenny1526
@blairpenny1526 Год назад
Bro...I'm fucking crying over here. I love how he knows his shit about different parts of the world and works it in. Some of the best crowd work I have ever seen
@blaskoxx4954
@blaskoxx4954 3 года назад
This is great crowd work-he's good!
@astro0125
@astro0125 4 года назад
This guy is so damn good, he insults everyone without actually insulting anyone
@Classikh
@Classikh 4 года назад
“You ever heard of Jesus?” Lmaoo
@LeCatte
@LeCatte 3 года назад
Holy crap this the best one yet
@zohebsuleman1678
@zohebsuleman1678 Год назад
Too good
@jyeff9227
@jyeff9227 3 года назад
"Captured the rarest Asian" just starts tying her up.
@anubhavghosh4556
@anubhavghosh4556 3 года назад
Kinky stuff
@nousquest
@nousquest 4 года назад
"A member of a people living traditionally in isolated mountain villages throughout Southeast Asia." well shit learned something new.
@selasiattah9711
@selasiattah9711 4 года назад
THANK YOU!!
@crazybiscut
@crazybiscut 4 года назад
And got to the states was because of the Vietnam war,
@damienmiller4813
@damienmiller4813 4 года назад
They are a part of 54 diffrent types of ethinicity in Vietnam as well
@ChaolaoFueChi
@ChaolaoFueChi 3 года назад
@@damienmiller4813 but we go way back in the Han dynasties or further back. To nearly.... 5,000 years or so.
@eliyanongusa3880
@eliyanongusa3880 3 года назад
Look up Aetas too. Black people in the Philippines
@mesajarjarbinks9747
@mesajarjarbinks9747 3 года назад
Growing up in an area that’s prevalent with Hmong people, I never thought that some people don’t even know about them. I mean our local high school has a class for just teaching the Hmong language
@mantequilla4082
@mantequilla4082 3 года назад
Hahahah man I wish his full sets were on here
@Omar-yk7ps
@Omar-yk7ps 4 года назад
“Now that was a good one.. VERY FUNNY” lol
@mu8393
@mu8393 4 года назад
The ending was fantastic. It all came together perfectly. 😂😂😂
@jblancodj
@jblancodj 3 года назад
I love this guy!!!
@Mak2Grim
@Mak2Grim 3 года назад
this one came full circle way too good
@MrSkePticaL123
@MrSkePticaL123 4 года назад
His impression of the Jew was so funny man omg.
@tofuguru941
@tofuguru941 4 года назад
Haha that's cause he's a Jew himself! It's in his blood. Perfect accent! 🤣
@nomaan_malik
@nomaan_malik 4 года назад
@@tofuguru941 im pree sure hes not jew, he said ppl often assume that bc his last name
@Kwekwe
@Kwekwe 4 года назад
@@tofuguru941 he's said many times he's not Jewish but everyone assumes he is because of the name Schulz, but his impression was hilarious regardless
@tofuguru941
@tofuguru941 4 года назад
Lol he's a Jew. He's trolled all of you! Whether he religious or not are two different things, but my man is a Jew
@jonathanc3060
@jonathanc3060 4 года назад
He sounds exactly like some of my Israeli friends with that accent it’s hilarious! 🤣
@inamabbas1807
@inamabbas1807 4 года назад
"You're from pong? Is that near ping?" hahahah
@maxbubba
@maxbubba Год назад
Your titles are hilarious just on their own lmao
@DUDEfreestyle
@DUDEfreestyle Год назад
Everything feel in place for this Comedian that night lol this was a great set, super hilarious.
@SAR-nj1pz
@SAR-nj1pz 4 года назад
2:24 is when my old ass car tries to start up in the winter
@nealmaha7889
@nealmaha7889 4 года назад
Dale from king of the hill to kahn: are you Chinese or Japanese? Kahn: I'm Laotian from Laos. Dale: So are you Chinese or Japanese?
@ffboi7
@ffboi7 4 года назад
Hank actually says that. Classic line though lol
@enriquejimenez4033
@enriquejimenez4033 4 года назад
There's more to it
@johnmcgraw5385
@johnmcgraw5385 4 года назад
Which ocean?
@kennyknowles6875
@kennyknowles6875 3 года назад
So happy to got his channel this dude is so funny thanks utube for recommending him i subs straight funny dude.
@atharbarghouthi9649
@atharbarghouthi9649 24 дня назад
I'm Palestinian 🇵🇸 I've watched this clip about 50 times, love Schulzy. You can tell he's one of the smartest people on the planet rn, as comedians usually are
@sydIRISH
@sydIRISH 4 года назад
Ah, a real comedian....offensive, lovingly. This is what comedy is about. I just saw him in New Orleans, great show. The wife had a BLAST!!!!!! Thanks, man.
@HComfy
@HComfy 4 года назад
when the girl said “we don’t have a country” and he looked over at the palestinian guy 😂😂😂
@AbhayNayak
@AbhayNayak 3 года назад
I’m watching this after a year again and now I understand these jokes
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