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“You Are Not Funny” | Troy Bond Stand Up 

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Once again Germany starts a war it wasnt prepared to finish
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Комментарии : 25 тыс.   
@diablous100
@diablous100 11 месяцев назад
As a German, i can confirm that the chicken was indeed following orders.
@ania-li6jp
@ania-li6jp 11 месяцев назад
😂
@sportyj
@sportyj 11 месяцев назад
Can confirm, i was ze chicken
@dougnieves3805
@dougnieves3805 11 месяцев назад
NEIN!
@dougnieves3805
@dougnieves3805 11 месяцев назад
Nein!
@BikingVikingHH
@BikingVikingHH 11 месяцев назад
ϟkål from California! You ever hear the actual German knock knock joke? Knock knock Who’s ther… VE ASK ZE QUESTIONS!
@chiefz3n803
@chiefz3n803 8 месяцев назад
Bro started turning into hitler, mic frequency and all 😭💀
@sppinach
@sppinach 8 месяцев назад
I do a phenomenal hitler impression.
@ayissasandoval-gutierrez5934
@ayissasandoval-gutierrez5934 8 месяцев назад
True
@shothastar
@shothastar 8 месяцев назад
Telefunken have blood on their hands
@ostracon5412
@ostracon5412 8 месяцев назад
lmaooaoaoaoooaaoa NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!!!!
@user-du8lu5qr4g
@user-du8lu5qr4g 8 месяцев назад
So much neine its almost 10.
@Arthur-tn8yf
@Arthur-tn8yf 2 месяца назад
*Knock knock* "Who's there? -Doesn't matter, open the door now!!" 😂😂😂
@dongle_fiddler
@dongle_fiddler 2 месяца назад
*ze door
@relativetruth8889
@relativetruth8889 2 месяца назад
The visual German knock-knock joke is hilarious... this was good off the cuff tho.
@UKYusei
@UKYusei Месяц назад
That's Dwight kgb the office joke
@michaelshepherd885
@michaelshepherd885 24 дня назад
Hes reworked a robin williams joke. Or stolen it
@Arthur-tn8yf
@Arthur-tn8yf 24 дня назад
@@michaelshepherd885 now, i don't care. It made me laugh
@TerraJ-ug6nc
@TerraJ-ug6nc 3 месяца назад
"You hear those laughs? that means I'm funny" 😂😂😂😂
@Epiderm91
@Epiderm91 19 дней назад
666 likes, thats just perfect 😂😂😂
@keilanarellano3621
@keilanarellano3621 4 дня назад
@@Epiderm91666 ain't perfect?
@CroatianSoap
@CroatianSoap 7 месяцев назад
This Mic Quality taking us back to 1944 🗣🗣🗣
@obw-tj1gq
@obw-tj1gq 7 месяцев назад
I also noticed that there's a dent on the mic, wonder if it's related
@Azrael-xl3jl
@Azrael-xl3jl 7 месяцев назад
It's because its boosted so that you can hear the unamused German woman.
@loneri2881
@loneri2881 7 месяцев назад
Yeah, natzi
@LonzCantiLife
@LonzCantiLife 7 месяцев назад
right 🫠🫠🫠
@blastingsound
@blastingsound 7 месяцев назад
"WHOPPERRRRR!!!!!" "WHOPPPERRRR NO ONIONS!!!!"
@youcantshimshamthezimmzamm5712
@youcantshimshamthezimmzamm5712 11 месяцев назад
To her credit, the sentence “I am from Germany and you are not funny” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard
@dsandoval9396
@dsandoval9396 11 месяцев назад
Right? 😂 Like somehow that's a worldwide accepted metric for humor. 😂😂😂
@PeachDragon_
@PeachDragon_ 11 месяцев назад
As if they're not known for not having a sense of humor lmao
@Upper_Decky
@Upper_Decky 11 месяцев назад
It’s German humour. It’s no laughing matter
@LexV33
@LexV33 11 месяцев назад
Also the last time she says “you are not funny” caused everyone in the crowd to laugh. She definitely deserves more credit
@stankmcqueef
@stankmcqueef 11 месяцев назад
Had to be a plant it was too perfect😂
@allenthomas7755
@allenthomas7755 2 месяца назад
"doesnt MATTA open zi door NOW!!!" THIS guy is good.
@bpgoa
@bpgoa 3 месяца назад
Taking of glasses to look at someone is next level though 😂
@Chad-sp4hq
@Chad-sp4hq Месяц назад
4real
@MegaSmk
@MegaSmk 3 дня назад
My grandma used to ask "wherearemy glasses - I can't hear a thing!"
@bpgoa
@bpgoa 3 дня назад
@@MegaSmk i do put down the music when looking for some place when driving, maybe the same thing?
@MegaSmk
@MegaSmk 3 дня назад
@@bpgoa probably 🙂
@AndrewPerez-gb2gn
@AndrewPerez-gb2gn 23 часа назад
Those jokes were insanely funny. Instantly subscribed.
@beliber6681
@beliber6681 10 месяцев назад
The audio quality makes this one zillion times funnier 😭😭
@mr.chaplin1408
@mr.chaplin1408 10 месяцев назад
Bruh,i think the same 😭,its like some shitpost/meme edit
@MorgorDre
@MorgorDre 10 месяцев назад
Nein nein nein
@JoeRowland90
@JoeRowland90 10 месяцев назад
Yeah the mic has been dropped and is a bit busted.
@coyolxauhquipendejowey361
@coyolxauhquipendejowey361 10 месяцев назад
BRUH FR 💀really enhanced the experience
@fuckyourhandle91
@fuckyourhandle91 10 месяцев назад
Zoomer humor tier crap
@LieutenantTheJackal
@LieutenantTheJackal 8 месяцев назад
I love how she says “I am German, you are not funny” like being German automatically makes her qualified to judge whether someone is funny or not😂
@Red22762
@Red22762 8 месяцев назад
Yes because Hitler would shoot you if you weren't funny!!
@viracocha
@viracocha 8 месяцев назад
The heckler is obviously part of the production.
@WKRP187
@WKRP187 8 месяцев назад
​@@viracocha Ooh yes cuz a German not having a sense of humor and a comedian could never come up with Nazi jokes off the top of his head?? WTH are you talking about?
@Hughesburner
@Hughesburner 8 месяцев назад
Its like when being a Hollywood actor, automatically makes them the authority on everything?
@The_Kevinist
@The_Kevinist 8 месяцев назад
​@@WKRP187 Chill the fuck out. Some comedians have hired hecklers in the past. It's not like it's something that is hard to wrap its head around.
@shayantankabiraj677
@shayantankabiraj677 3 месяца назад
"You are not funny" "Is that supposed to hurt my feelings??" 😂😂
@knowledge4723
@knowledge4723 3 месяца назад
He managed to make two of the most cliché jokes be actually funny, genius!
@asdfkjahsdfkls1123
@asdfkjahsdfkls1123 2 месяца назад
Your backhanded compliment was almost hilarious. You seem funny, you should try telling a joke.
@knowledge4723
@knowledge4723 2 месяца назад
@@asdfkjahsdfkls1123 ?
@knowledge4723
@knowledge4723 2 месяца назад
@@asdfkjahsdfkls1123what?
@knowledge4723
@knowledge4723 2 месяца назад
@@asdfkjahsdfkls1123 what?
@knowledge4723
@knowledge4723 2 месяца назад
@@asdfkjahsdfkls1123 I don't know what you mean by "backhanded". I'll rephrase my first comment: I observed, and found it funny and curious, that the comedian in the video managed to make two of the most unfunny types of joke (because they're cliché) be truly and genuinely funny due to context and his excellent delivery.
@Aposn-rg1pz
@Aposn-rg1pz 11 месяцев назад
By saying she’s from Germany, she just opened up the gates of hell on herself 😂💀
@kaykystt190
@kaykystt190 11 месяцев назад
Acho que "Se você é da Alemanha, jamais diga que você é da Alemanha" é uma boa regra de vida 😂
@tee-roni420
@tee-roni420 11 месяцев назад
You could say that about pretty much any race or a people,you could say that about black Africans. They were the last ones to commit full on genocide except for what Russia's trying to do right now but yeah let's focus on 80 plus years ago and ignore what happened recently and it's still happening,that makes a lot of sense. It's not Germany either crack a book.🙄
@Ed19601
@Ed19601 11 месяцев назад
Yeah that wasnt smart. I think she did it to explain why she didnt think it was funny as it is suggested she objected to a nazi joke. She better had kept her mouth shut, or after the 'is that supposed to hurt my feelings, say: "no, it is a simple statement, i don't care about your feelings"
@Ivyticrea
@Ivyticrea 11 месяцев назад
@@kaykystt190hey its not that bad. But idk why she felt the need to say it there
@Mr.CrackR
@Mr.CrackR 11 месяцев назад
​@@kaykystt190😂
@Soy_Nosh
@Soy_Nosh 10 месяцев назад
My guy destroyed her with a $5 mic 😆😆
@Cfomodz
@Cfomodz 10 месяцев назад
No shot someone paid $5 for that mic 😂 that’s the $1.25 Tree or whatever it’s called now
@W47689
@W47689 10 месяцев назад
The mic looks dented lol
@calebchoo896
@calebchoo896 10 месяцев назад
Shure mic turned pancake 🥞 😮😅 more like sound guy is terrible 😅
@jj4l
@jj4l 10 месяцев назад
​@@W47689sm58 can take a beating the capsule is near the bottom of the silver pop shield
@robgoins3672
@robgoins3672 10 месяцев назад
It’s not about the price of the mic, but what you do with it.
@nghuaitiannate
@nghuaitiannate Месяц назад
‘all she did was re-release the first album’ troy was COOKIN tonight
@rock3tcatU233
@rock3tcatU233 11 дней назад
Germans are known for releasing the same album TWICE in a row.
@D3A1H
@D3A1H 2 месяца назад
I showed this to my German grandpa and he was rolling on the floor laughing😂
@yassinee.3463
@yassinee.3463 2 месяца назад
Your grandpa is not german, stop lying
@D3A1H
@D3A1H 2 месяца назад
@@yassinee.3463 dude what? Like you know him yourself
@yassinee.3463
@yassinee.3463 2 месяца назад
@@D3A1H No but I have a feeling
@D3A1H
@D3A1H 2 месяца назад
@@yassinee.3463 so I should back down cause of your gut feeling though me having the knowledge that my grandpa born in 1947 from Potsdam, Germany and moved to the US in 1956 then lived here for rest of the time he has been alive?
@yassinee.3463
@yassinee.3463 2 месяца назад
@@D3A1H So he moved right after the second world war, suspiciously like many others naz*s who escaped...
@Moredrums
@Moredrums 10 месяцев назад
As a German I have to admit I laughed my suspiciously narrow mustache off watching this 😂
@antoinebguitar2869
@antoinebguitar2869 10 месяцев назад
Wow thats funny as hell 🤣
@ernestclyde
@ernestclyde 10 месяцев назад
Were you by chance also born in Österreich?
@stephengonsalves9705
@stephengonsalves9705 10 месяцев назад
Nice 😂
@Moredrums
@Moredrums 10 месяцев назад
@@ernestclyde 😂 not quite but I did suck at Art in school if that helps 🙈
@BigCrackhead
@BigCrackhead 10 месяцев назад
@@shiny2423 he isn’t talking abt the girl in the video, he’s talking bout adolf
@Rakehell007
@Rakehell007 10 месяцев назад
"Knock knock" "Who´s there?" "Ve vill ask ze questions!"
@invisiblemilkbag
@invisiblemilkbag 9 месяцев назад
this needs more likes
@derekcalkins3072
@derekcalkins3072 9 месяцев назад
Good old Robin Williams. Miss his acting/comedy.
@JohnnyBox1983
@JohnnyBox1983 9 месяцев назад
LET ME SEE YOUR PAPERS!!!
@richardmarkov2375
@richardmarkov2375 8 месяцев назад
Best comment I've seen 😂 amazing 🥰
@WillttocSicated
@WillttocSicated 8 месяцев назад
@@derekcalkins3072Dude was that originally a Robin Williams joke? My brain went straight to The Office with Dwight lmao
@jacobtinkle9686
@jacobtinkle9686 2 месяца назад
"knock, knock" - "Who is there?" - "I ASK ZHE QUESTIONS HERE"
@ogsunnysarkar
@ogsunnysarkar 3 месяца назад
Never heckle a comedian. 😂
@kidneystonermusic
@kidneystonermusic 20 дней назад
He pays them to.. it's part of the act
@magicmoko4071
@magicmoko4071 11 месяцев назад
As a German, this was the best knock knock joke I’ve ever heard. 😂
@germanwalterwhite8777
@germanwalterwhite8777 11 месяцев назад
As a German, I can agree
@shaunbat5097
@shaunbat5097 11 месяцев назад
​@@germanwalterwhite8777none German here...i agree
@CarryTheBoats
@CarryTheBoats 11 месяцев назад
As a Norwegian, i agree
@dogtag869
@dogtag869 11 месяцев назад
Knock knock! Who’s there? Slap! VEE VILL ASK ZEE QUESTIONS!!!!
@edgarduarte8192
@edgarduarte8192 11 месяцев назад
L
@Adrianfytr46
@Adrianfytr46 8 месяцев назад
"All she did was re release the first album."😂😂😂
@1stwonder788
@1stwonder788 8 месяцев назад
I’ve always said this, I’m glad he said that shit😂
@ThatkhajiitCarter
@ThatkhajiitCarter 8 месяцев назад
She went from "Erika not funny" to "Erika not funny remix"
@gabrielb2598
@gabrielb2598 8 месяцев назад
switfys
@rhamiemanuelmoura-yameen8416
@rhamiemanuelmoura-yameen8416 8 месяцев назад
Re-released the 1st Album 💀
@LLawliet182
@LLawliet182 8 месяцев назад
like Germany with World War 2?
@BigChungus378
@BigChungus378 23 дня назад
Troy needs a comedy central stand up show! Hands down the GOAT of this current generation of comedians.
@Fluffy-ov1tp
@Fluffy-ov1tp 15 дней назад
As a German chicken. I was indeed following orders
@truedriver7030
@truedriver7030 Год назад
He was following orders 💀💀💀💀
@whitedragon5559
@whitedragon5559 11 месяцев назад
bro ong a cold ass line😂
@dre3425
@dre3425 11 месяцев назад
I’m crying 😂😂😂😂
@someguy2744
@someguy2744 11 месяцев назад
Or as the Germans say: "Befehl ist befehl."
@rafon.
@rafon. 11 месяцев назад
Chicken is a she. Rooster is a he.
@pseudo2224
@pseudo2224 11 месяцев назад
​@@rafon.Hens are female, roosters are male, chicken is the species and encompasses all organisms within it no matter the sex.
@hodiebroxz9867
@hodiebroxz9867 10 месяцев назад
“Hear those laughs? That means I’m funny.” 😂😂 Biggest middle finger ever. Thanks for the 👍🏾
@mcnudelchen2190
@mcnudelchen2190 10 месяцев назад
And then she repeats that he isn't funny and the crowd laught, that means it was a joke and she is funny too 😂
@elbonbon914
@elbonbon914 10 месяцев назад
​@mcnudelchen2190 there's a difference she's the joke as for him his jokes are what's funny
@ccaptainjack5347
@ccaptainjack5347 10 месяцев назад
Facts
@whatsawhizzerwebnovels4927
@whatsawhizzerwebnovels4927 10 месяцев назад
I did Nazi that coming.
@IMANVANRULER
@IMANVANRULER 10 месяцев назад
@@mcnudelchen2190 Hell NO!! He's funny and she makes a fool of herself. Both sounds like a laugh but there is a difference in context.
@Satoru_Gojo5
@Satoru_Gojo5 2 месяца назад
Bro the bad mic makes it 50 times better 😂
@hxdari
@hxdari 24 дня назад
ong bro lmfao the effecf make the shit funnier
@ghosttwins5480
@ghosttwins5480 3 месяца назад
It’s his face expression for me 😂
@damvgebeatz
@damvgebeatz 10 месяцев назад
“KNOCK KNOCK” “Who’s There!?“ “DOESN’T MATTER OPEN THE DOOR NOW!” Had me rollinnnnn 😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥
@BizKit167
@BizKit167 9 месяцев назад
Reading your comment was more funny than he said it in the video 😂
@knighthunter1791
@knighthunter1791 9 месяцев назад
​@@BizKit167nope. comment didn't have the amazing kick breaching.
@damvgebeatz
@damvgebeatz 9 месяцев назад
@@BizKit167 😂😂😂
@KiwiTim
@KiwiTim 9 месяцев назад
Just picture Arnie when I hear this 😂
@Just_Another_Hoosier
@Just_Another_Hoosier 9 месяцев назад
Timestamp, please?
@chunkystylemusic
@chunkystylemusic 10 месяцев назад
Never, NEVER mess with a comedian. They live for moments like these.
@romeorich2004
@romeorich2004 10 месяцев назад
Guess this makes me a comedian
@lorrainenorthup9754
@lorrainenorthup9754 10 месяцев назад
Funny 😂
@naplestan
@naplestan 10 месяцев назад
I try to stay in the back row just keep a barrier of crowd work. For safety. 😂😅
@omersaeed3164
@omersaeed3164 10 месяцев назад
Yup, even if they start roasting you just go with the flow 😂
@chunkystylemusic
@chunkystylemusic 10 месяцев назад
@@omersaeed3164 True, and if you go with the flow and if you're a good sport, they might even buy drinks for your table.
@tepanganiban
@tepanganiban 2 месяца назад
When she said she was German I was like OF COURSE! lol
@branchyapple
@branchyapple 3 месяца назад
Giving Arnold Schwarzenegger vibes😂
@elijahwilliams1425
@elijahwilliams1425 8 месяцев назад
“Knock knock” “Who’s there” …..”it doesn’t matter, open z door, NOW!!!” I can’t stop laughing! 😂😂😂
@christinawoodard3754
@christinawoodard3754 8 месяцев назад
I’m German and that is sooooo funny and accurate
@megabeetlejuicer96
@megabeetlejuicer96 8 месяцев назад
Itz ze KGB
@arik9490
@arik9490 8 месяцев назад
@@megabeetlejuicer96kgb is russian.. just sayin😅
@joshuamiller4594
@joshuamiller4594 8 месяцев назад
Its not that funny karen
@Hasselroeder
@Hasselroeder 8 месяцев назад
Even tough you are laughing! Don't forget to OPEN THE DOOR!!!!!
@JmercsYT
@JmercsYT 8 месяцев назад
The distortion makes this 1000x better😂😂😂
@Jarok3
@Jarok3 8 месяцев назад
i was just thinking the same xD makes him sound like adolf during a speach
@lukamilic
@lukamilic 8 месяцев назад
Trying not to wake up the neighborhood at 2:40am 😂
@MrFfwrch
@MrFfwrch 8 месяцев назад
took the words right out of my keyboard 😂💯
@melu0o
@melu0o 8 месяцев назад
Fr
@eclipses3131
@eclipses3131 8 месяцев назад
Literally 💀 funnier than the actual content
@AidanD1776
@AidanD1776 2 месяца назад
She should write a book titled: Mein Kampf, einen Witz zu machen
@vanvan7383
@vanvan7383 3 месяца назад
The fact that his mic resonates like this makes him sound like a German on radio it’s hilarious
@stunitech
@stunitech 10 месяцев назад
"Re-released the first album" is a line im stealing
@supadeeduperman
@supadeeduperman 10 месяцев назад
Same
@kazuhakaedehara2881
@kazuhakaedehara2881 10 месяцев назад
​@@supadeedupermansame
@christianscott1952
@christianscott1952 10 месяцев назад
Its too late its already mine
@straightbutgay9366
@straightbutgay9366 10 месяцев назад
why thats wack
@conejos-blancos
@conejos-blancos 10 месяцев назад
She is right
@Blitz13giggity
@Blitz13giggity 9 месяцев назад
the ironic part is she made everyone laugh the hardest with the re-release of "youre not funny"
@TimothyGod
@TimothyGod 8 месяцев назад
Yes, but not because she's funny
@TimothyGod
@TimothyGod 8 месяцев назад
@@PunkySlush no I get it, it's funny for him, and they laugh AT her, not with her. If she wasn't being annoying it woulda been genius to just repeat it, but she just didn't seem to grasp good comedy. Sometimes repeating is the funniest shit ever
@adammarch9604
@adammarch9604 8 месяцев назад
​@@TimothyGod Naw, the crowd was louder, that is an objective sign that she was funnier 😂
@TimothyGod
@TimothyGod 8 месяцев назад
@@adammarch9604 no, not "funnier", they are laughing AT her, very big difference. She's dumb and couldn't say anything special, he allowed that to happen by asking "go ahead hit me with another one", and she couldn't do anything new. The crowd wasn't thinking "damn what a comedic genius", they are thinking "wow what a Muppet". It's not hard to understand
@kevindavidson8033
@kevindavidson8033 8 месяцев назад
Being laughed at and laughed with are differemt.
@robertlaporte4626
@robertlaporte4626 2 месяца назад
That chicken is still following orders to this day.
@harryhops4813
@harryhops4813 3 месяца назад
I'm from Germany and this is hilarious 😂
@thexombie3225
@thexombie3225 Год назад
“All she did was Re-Release the first album” Damn man. I needed that laugh today.
@kahok5ownage
@kahok5ownage 11 месяцев назад
Bro. That made me belly laugh. Been awhile since I had one of those. Hope you’re doing okay, and you continue to laugh just as hard.
@thexombie3225
@thexombie3225 11 месяцев назад
Appreciate those vibes man! Right back at you
@kahok5ownage
@kahok5ownage 11 месяцев назад
@@thexombie3225 big love to you, my brother.
@benygames7399
@benygames7399 11 месяцев назад
that was the least funny part.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
@Joe_S.s
@Joe_S.s 11 месяцев назад
Right she acted like she was funnier than him and all she could say was “you are not funny, I am from Germany” like she literally set herself up 😂
@ItzMikeJames
@ItzMikeJames 8 месяцев назад
He got a 5 dollar microphone from Toys R Us and still destroy her without trying. 🐐
@ivosoares9459
@ivosoares9459 8 месяцев назад
That’s an Shure SM58 mic lol not toys r us
@juanitoman
@juanitoman 8 месяцев назад
@@ivosoares9459sounds like a toys r us mic
@faithjoseph7625
@faithjoseph7625 8 месяцев назад
It's how you roasted him in the process 😅
@Monkey45983
@Monkey45983 8 месяцев назад
@@ivosoares9459🤓
@therealjayz8036
@therealjayz8036 8 месяцев назад
Yeah, this is all staged. The German guy was just following a script
@jeffreyyetzer9681
@jeffreyyetzer9681 2 месяца назад
Thats how you know that they are good at stand up, the quick comeback
@winterlinde5395
@winterlinde5395 2 месяца назад
He was excited to finally have a German in his audience to land those poor jokes he was digging so deep for in the second hand carton.
@brianpowers4998
@brianpowers4998 2 месяца назад
The last time the germans had fun , the rest of the world didn't.
@kadalix
@kadalix Год назад
the scuffed audio just makes this so much better than it should lmaooo
@elias3893
@elias3893 Год назад
HE WAHAHSHS FOLIWHSJZING ORDARERTSSS
@jacobjonesofmagna
@jacobjonesofmagna 11 месяцев назад
That microphone has seen better days
@gustavnilsson9259
@gustavnilsson9259 11 месяцев назад
How is it better with worse audio?
@druidic4353
@druidic4353 11 месяцев назад
@@gustavnilsson9259 distortion
@898doffo
@898doffo 11 месяцев назад
hahaahahahhaah. hella distorted audio but this time made it more funny.
@sumrandumguy7177
@sumrandumguy7177 9 месяцев назад
German humour is no laughing matter, it’s serious business
@jpjp280
@jpjp280 8 месяцев назад
Lol
@TheSalar
@TheSalar 8 месяцев назад
😂
@miciso666
@miciso666 8 месяцев назад
last time germans laughed bad stuff happened.
@Samwise_92
@Samwise_92 8 месяцев назад
😅
@oraimo3728
@oraimo3728 8 месяцев назад
😂😂
@disissid9060
@disissid9060 11 дней назад
The shit mic makes it funnier
@ThorOdinson1269
@ThorOdinson1269 5 дней назад
"Then why are you here? Cause it didn't matter who you were, they had to open the door, NOAW!" 😂
@rabeulahmed821
@rabeulahmed821 6 месяцев назад
Tbh the mic quality making it sound like the 1960s makes this even better
@samuraininjarockstar9355
@samuraininjarockstar9355 5 месяцев назад
Definitely does
@MAFalaq
@MAFalaq 5 месяцев назад
Sounded even more like a german
@ecab992
@ecab992 5 месяцев назад
Makes the German accent slap
@justwatchingffs371
@justwatchingffs371 5 месяцев назад
Nothing like a little ear rape as he yells "open ze door now" 😂
@mr.voidroy6869
@mr.voidroy6869 4 месяца назад
Reminds me or xbox 360 lobbies of one dude dogging on some idiot in voice chat and in game.
@GhengisFreud
@GhengisFreud 11 месяцев назад
"Why did the chicken cross the road? HE WAS FOLLOWING ORDERS" is an instant classic
@k3rc4
@k3rc4 11 месяцев назад
You do know it's an old joke, right? Same as the knock-knock joke? It's not his material lol, these two jokes have been around for literal decades. But I bet they were instant classics when they came out
@aliceslab
@aliceslab 11 месяцев назад
@@k3rc4 he delivered it well enough that it is his now, even if he didnt invent it he owns it
@k3rc4
@k3rc4 11 месяцев назад
@@aliceslab that is absolutely the dumbest thing I read on the internet today. Thanks for the laugh!
@aliceslab
@aliceslab 11 месяцев назад
@@k3rc4 sure thing, im glad to make people laugh
@k3rc4
@k3rc4 11 месяцев назад
@@aliceslab That's nice and all, but I would suggest striving to be laughed-with instead of laughed-at. Good luck!
@davidlavienesr.7599
@davidlavienesr.7599 2 дня назад
"Why did the chicken cross the road? He was following orders." 😂
@simonacland9028
@simonacland9028 2 дня назад
Best part was him giving her a second chance and she goes on repeat 😂😂😂
@1337fraggzb00N
@1337fraggzb00N 11 месяцев назад
As a certified German, I can assure, that we have great sense of humor. This video, for example, almost made me smirk slightly, but I had to go back to work.
@ddebenedictis
@ddebenedictis 11 месяцев назад
That's better, back to work, following orders.
@1337fraggzb00N
@1337fraggzb00N 11 месяцев назад
@@ddebenedictis ja
@carlvargas7911
@carlvargas7911 11 месяцев назад
😂
@Thiago-yj7dg
@Thiago-yj7dg 11 месяцев назад
this was too funny to come from a german
@1337fraggzb00N
@1337fraggzb00N 11 месяцев назад
@@Thiago-yj7dg nein
@MrMochi-nl1zb
@MrMochi-nl1zb Год назад
Brodi had the audience clown her at the choke, he’s too fucking powerful
@gorpazorp7309
@gorpazorp7309 Год назад
i think its funny that one of the most widely known to be racist names ( brodie) is known now as a way to refer to someone instead of bro. bro took the long way to say a short version of brother😂
@TheTMschannel
@TheTMschannel 11 месяцев назад
​@@gorpazorp7309wait why is brodie a racist name?
@barnaclebbq2095
@barnaclebbq2095 11 месяцев назад
@@gorpazorp7309 How is a name racist? If I am named brodie, am I inherently racist by default simply because of my name? Regardless of how not racist I might be?
@SpaceboyBilliards
@SpaceboyBilliards 11 месяцев назад
​@@gorpazorp7309people really say anything nowadays without thinking first
@Jeffro23_
@Jeffro23_ 11 месяцев назад
@@gorpazorp7309can you please explain why it’s a racist name? We’re all curious AF
@dawsonjones5555
@dawsonjones5555 2 месяца назад
I’ve had a bad day and this made me cheer up a lot Thankyou Troy!
@dakoi8521
@dakoi8521 2 месяца назад
I like how you can see the lightbulb click when he heard she was from Germany
@winterlinde5395
@winterlinde5395 2 месяца назад
He finally could use these old jokes up.
@gaspartiznado6418
@gaspartiznado6418 8 месяцев назад
There’s an Italian joke about Germans that goes like this: “You tell anyone a good joke, they laugh on the spot. You tell a German a joke, they laugh after two weeks of concentration.”
@JJAFK
@JJAFK 8 месяцев назад
Good one...im stealing that one
@yeungtszhangyeung708
@yeungtszhangyeung708 8 месяцев назад
Bro your insane
@Am_Eli_Melo
@Am_Eli_Melo 8 месяцев назад
​@JUICYJJAFK the Germans did that too!
@torm0
@torm0 8 месяцев назад
Mussolean into that stereotype?
@nymiuralee6586
@nymiuralee6586 8 месяцев назад
…camp
@arvaelvision
@arvaelvision 11 месяцев назад
“Why did the chicken cross the road?……… BECAUSE HE WAS FOLLOWING ORDERS!!” 😭💀
@nastyham5302
@nastyham5302 11 месяцев назад
We heard it
@harrietjameson
@harrietjameson 11 месяцев назад
​​@@nastyham5302eah, and this guy commented on it you know it's called the comment section cuz you comment on what you find in the video right
@TheManOfReason.
@TheManOfReason. 11 месяцев назад
@@nastyham5302 But, did you read it?
@cobano9953
@cobano9953 11 месяцев назад
@@nastyham5302bru get lost
@markuslund-hansen4757
@markuslund-hansen4757 11 месяцев назад
So funny xDDDDD
@tyranREXthatKID34
@tyranREXthatKID34 3 дня назад
Bruh words can't describe how funny that was 😂😂😂😂
@elizabetharaujo1323
@elizabetharaujo1323 7 месяцев назад
As soon as she said she was German he knew he'd won 😅
@yahyaah976
@yahyaah976 7 месяцев назад
Ye cause Germany was embarrassed in ww2 all their land was taken, and they had to rebuild. Shame shame shame!!
@user-ft5eg3xu9k
@user-ft5eg3xu9k 7 месяцев назад
As soon as I saw your picture, I thought wow youre beautiful. Hope you have a fantastic week.
@user-ft5eg3xu9k
@user-ft5eg3xu9k 7 месяцев назад
​@@yahyaah976literally none of their land was taken just a land if they had annexed through War. Now if you want to talk about Germany got destroyed financially in World War 1 okay maybe I can talk then. But they say they lost their land at World War II what the fuck are you talking about?
@lalimichelamusic7066
@lalimichelamusic7066 7 месяцев назад
@@user-ft5eg3xu9kfound the German LMAOO
@Zero2kxl
@Zero2kxl 7 месяцев назад
The jokes write themselves😂.
@Rringt
@Rringt 10 месяцев назад
“DOESNT MATTER OPEN THE DOOR NOW” imma say that to my friend 😂😂
@sven7465
@sven7465 10 месяцев назад
Lol
@VW.907
@VW.907 10 месяцев назад
Effing hilarious!
@Townesvanwaits
@Townesvanwaits 10 месяцев назад
it's basically just a remake of the KGB joke from the office, but the chicken one was a lot better/more clever
@zcrecelius5124
@zcrecelius5124 10 месяцев назад
I lost it on that line
@user-so9tb6yf6r
@user-so9tb6yf6r День назад
Troy you are awesome you are my favorite comedian keep us laughing 😂😂😂😂
@nanceeM1313
@nanceeM1313 11 дней назад
Knock Knock joke and chicken🐔 crossing the road ..... ❤Love this Guy! I can never hear the chicken joke again without answering: he was following order😅😅😅😅
@HolowatyVlogs
@HolowatyVlogs 11 месяцев назад
*”You are not funny.”* is the most German response there is. 😂
@WorthlessDeadEnd
@WorthlessDeadEnd 11 месяцев назад
Yeah, because they have no sense of humor
@erikthered1719
@erikthered1719 11 месяцев назад
Do you know any germans?
@flagpies2023
@flagpies2023 11 месяцев назад
@@WorthlessDeadEndare you sure blud
@fhjjghjk6605
@fhjjghjk6605 11 месяцев назад
​@@flagpies2023yes 80%
@JB-ch9ws
@JB-ch9ws 11 месяцев назад
Why did the German cross the road
@aurorafuze
@aurorafuze 11 месяцев назад
being told “youre not funny” by a stranger then proceeded to deliver the funniest comeback must feel really good
@27manduh
@27manduh 11 месяцев назад
Especially if you're a COMEDIAN & the person calling you, "not funny," paid you money to watch your performance. 😂
@shawndavid1845
@shawndavid1845 11 месяцев назад
I do it every day I'm on the food truck. Actually had a dude come up last night and just start talking shit to me. See I play with my customers. I fuck with them. He came out specifically because we were there and wanted a second chance talking shit. He lost, I sold food🤷
@lukass653
@lukass653 11 месяцев назад
That wasnt funny
@matteomissimei2156
@matteomissimei2156 11 месяцев назад
​@@lukass653ok lukass, you literally got 300k people that left a like on the video, and got 20k+ people saying he is funny, you are probably one of the 4 people that gies in the comment section saying he isnt funny, youre probably the funny guy at parties
@lukass653
@lukass653 11 месяцев назад
@@matteomissimei2156 actually i am mostly😂
@Gernthe738
@Gernthe738 3 месяца назад
The sound quality makes this even better😂
@joshb8976
@joshb8976 11 месяцев назад
The chicken joke was “SS” tier instead of “another war” tier.
@JD-ge9hj
@JD-ge9hj 10 месяцев назад
It's not appropriate to use "god' use "top" tier instead
@joshb8976
@joshb8976 10 месяцев назад
@@JD-ge9hj ok
@joshb8976
@joshb8976 10 месяцев назад
@@JD-ge9hj fixed
@brian2888
@brian2888 10 месяцев назад
💀
@RuthEscalus
@RuthEscalus 10 месяцев назад
​@@JD-ge9hjwhy not
@Nelsonlorenzoxx
@Nelsonlorenzoxx 11 месяцев назад
"You're not funny" Proceeds to make the whole room burst in laughter.
@Dapperdopper
@Dapperdopper 11 месяцев назад
Impressive to say the least
@andycruz7319
@andycruz7319 11 месяцев назад
Dudes a plant.
@grantdoran2359
@grantdoran2359 11 месяцев назад
The difference is. They were laughing at her, not with her!
@grabtheburner187
@grabtheburner187 11 месяцев назад
​@@andycruz7319dude had to Roast that Nazi for our entertainment what a legend haha, don't go to a stand up comedy show if you're going to be up in your feelings
@andycruz7319
@andycruz7319 11 месяцев назад
@@grabtheburner187 lol you don’t even know who you’re talking to. I grew up with Eddie Murphy and Dave Chappelle as my comedians. You grew up with Kevin hart and this dude. You don’t know shit.
@johnkies1189
@johnkies1189 2 месяца назад
bro made a whole bit off a heckler on the spot
@conrad9398
@conrad9398 Месяц назад
This dude is So damn hilarious. Like, just immediate response, I’d absolute hilarity. What a guy
@VelakNaii
@VelakNaii 8 месяцев назад
"HE WAS FOLLOWING ORDERS" that killed me
@adhamhmcclintock128
@adhamhmcclintock128 11 месяцев назад
The audio quality really was the cherry on top lol. Gave it the 1940's feel about it 😂
@dabsmomos
@dabsmomos 11 месяцев назад
I thought my speakers had issue...😅
@youtubehatesfreespeech2436
@youtubehatesfreespeech2436 11 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂
@NatashaJWalker
@NatashaJWalker 11 месяцев назад
It really did!! 💀💀💀
@greentaigo2552
@greentaigo2552 11 месяцев назад
Audio and video quality had me checking whether this is actually a new comedian or a fan account of some 80s comedian I never heard of
@BluDru42
@BluDru42 11 месяцев назад
So the german thing is more relivant than ever
@tonymontana4284
@tonymontana4284 13 дней назад
She's telling the truth 😂
@shawnwisdom154
@shawnwisdom154 День назад
She set them up...he knocked them down 😂
@youtubesresidentfbiagent8735
@youtubesresidentfbiagent8735 9 месяцев назад
Bro is doing God's work with his Dollar Tree microphone 💀
@TrueChimera_
@TrueChimera_ 8 месяцев назад
Fgshahah
@kenshiro1990
@kenshiro1990 8 месяцев назад
With a dent💀💀
@YTsuckswokeDUMPSTERBABYdick
@YTsuckswokeDUMPSTERBABYdick 8 месяцев назад
And still has more money than you... 🥱Yawn
@bathtubXtoasterr
@bathtubXtoasterr 8 месяцев назад
tbh it's funnier like that
@KTLion
@KTLion 8 месяцев назад
Actually factually it’s a Shure SM58, one of the best mics ever produced 😂 they just got it sounding like trash
@jonahdavis9206
@jonahdavis9206 11 месяцев назад
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" "HE WAS FOLLOWING ORDERS!" F*ck man that got me good 😂😂
@bambataanele
@bambataanele 11 месяцев назад
Bro it got me rollin 😂😂
@CelestialEMP
@CelestialEMP 11 месяцев назад
Im german myself and I cringed when she said she is German in a comedy club 😂 why would you do that? You can just light yourself, don’t burn the whole house down!
@ToNiBoLoNiE420
@ToNiBoLoNiE420 11 месяцев назад
Lmfao 😂 I fell TF out when he said that part!!🤣
@estebanfernandez4870
@estebanfernandez4870 11 месяцев назад
@@CelestialEMP yeah we know how german like people well done.
@grinningchicken
@grinningchicken 11 месяцев назад
💀💀💀
@lise1806
@lise1806 3 месяца назад
OMG, ive got a stitch watching you, my tummy & side hurts! 😂😂😂😂
@71stang
@71stang 2 месяца назад
This bit will go down in history!!
@user-tc9wd4gu1k
@user-tc9wd4gu1k 7 месяцев назад
Robin Williams was interviewed on a German talk show. He was asked why he thought they didn’t have comedy in Germany. He said, “maybe you killed all the funny people”?
@marysalmon2367
@marysalmon2367 6 месяцев назад
Dude was dark and funny.
@willyrivera4481
@willyrivera4481 6 месяцев назад
Yeayyyy 😂😂😂
@chanaing2867
@chanaing2867 6 месяцев назад
Hahaha 😂 they probably did
@c.h.7103
@c.h.7103 6 месяцев назад
Ouch
@Nick-fz5pf
@Nick-fz5pf 6 месяцев назад
He was the best, RIP Robin Williams
@jopinscott1777
@jopinscott1777 11 месяцев назад
"All she did was re-release the first album!"😂😂😂
@defgmx
@defgmx 10 месяцев назад
As an indie musician, I took that personally
@comradericefarmerhao2269
@comradericefarmerhao2269 10 месяцев назад
I feel like that joke is a reference to ww1 and ww2 xd
@chokzholics
@chokzholics 10 месяцев назад
HAHAHAHA
@nabillanordin572
@nabillanordin572 10 месяцев назад
​@@defgmx😂
@plh9374
@plh9374 10 месяцев назад
😂
@sodathejunker
@sodathejunker 3 месяца назад
I love it when the crowd just gives him free ammo, man’s a genius when it comes to quick wit responses that get the whole crowd rolling
@kennethclark6536
@kennethclark6536 6 часов назад
Mic quality adds to the insults a lot more than it should
@AcousticNoise
@AcousticNoise 11 месяцев назад
Now THIS. THIS is how you properly handle crowd work.
@phillipculler1874
@phillipculler1874 11 месяцев назад
now this is how you properly set up a show
@Pamela-in8vr
@Pamela-in8vr 11 месяцев назад
Word!
@sophiaho2952
@sophiaho2952 11 месяцев назад
The people who know, know 😆
@zaysmith5190
@zaysmith5190 8 месяцев назад
“You ever think maybe you killed all the funny people?” -Robin Williams
@rickeydart3040
@rickeydart3040 8 месяцев назад
"And she didn't even bat an eye. She just said 'no'".
@Steve_8
@Steve_8 7 месяцев назад
Rest in Peace Robin Williams I wish he was alive today :/
@Kittyxoxo
@Kittyxoxo 7 месяцев назад
lol he said that lollll
@user-py2ht9gg4u
@user-py2ht9gg4u 7 месяцев назад
Jewish people and gay or disabled people aren't funny
@CBrown86
@CBrown86 7 месяцев назад
OH SNAP 😂 Im not counting Ari Shaffir. He is not really funny
@liaamm4561
@liaamm4561 3 месяца назад
The shitty mic quality just makes it all so much better!
@RndmThngs08
@RndmThngs08 5 дней назад
im part german and this shit got me rollin 🤣🤣
@scubasteve7022
@scubasteve7022 6 месяцев назад
"I am from Germany" sealed her fate. Lol 😂
@debbiemorris2972
@debbiemorris2972 5 месяцев назад
😂😂😂
@alexmason3939
@alexmason3939 4 месяца назад
Why the f would she say that... Like bruh she meant to say that her family suffered under the nazi regime. BUT DON'T OPEN TO AN AMERICAN WITH "I'M GERMAN" they don't know history 😭 they will make fun of you regardless. For them you have to say "I'm Jewish" otherwise they don't see you as the victim. Or better yet, don't go to a comedy club when you're easily offended
@McSquirts
@McSquirts 4 месяца назад
Way too easy
@dovak914
@dovak914 4 месяца назад
As a german, I do not condone committed actions and I do not have any relation to this person.
@Battery33
@Battery33 4 месяца назад
@@dovak914😂
@jakeells66
@jakeells66 8 месяцев назад
"all she did was rerelease th first album" absolutely killed me.
@Wolf-os9yu
@Wolf-os9yu 7 месяцев назад
😂😂😂☠️☠️
@Eilen62
@Eilen62 7 месяцев назад
Me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sheriffcr420
@sheriffcr420 7 месяцев назад
i dont get it
@Wolf-os9yu
@Wolf-os9yu 7 месяцев назад
@@sheriffcr420 she said the same joke twice lol
@Eilen62
@Eilen62 7 месяцев назад
​@@sheriffcr420The woman in the audience asked the same question as she did the first time 😉
@justinbrown2570
@justinbrown2570 2 месяца назад
“Re-release the first album” 😂😂😂
@antoniac2135
@antoniac2135 18 дней назад
He suddenly channeling Christoph Waltz and i love it
@CrypticCobra
@CrypticCobra 11 месяцев назад
That was the best knock-knock joke I have ever heard.
@reginaldbutcha4844
@reginaldbutcha4844 11 месяцев назад
I know right 😂
@alfredohumberto2222
@alfredohumberto2222 11 месяцев назад
KGB will no wait for anyone!
@user-gw6bp2fc8w
@user-gw6bp2fc8w 11 месяцев назад
😂 hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha 😅
@tee-roni420
@tee-roni420 11 месяцев назад
You have lived a very short and very sheltered life. Do better.
@1k3nts09
@1k3nts09 8 месяцев назад
His ability too handle heckling is top tier
@mortanos8938
@mortanos8938 8 месяцев назад
Im pretty sure that these "hecklers" are in fact extras used as part of the show, but still funny.
@SuperFlawless2010
@SuperFlawless2010 7 месяцев назад
@@mortanos8938 Everything is scripted and nothing is. We live in a simulation LMAO!
@slothie01
@slothie01 7 месяцев назад
@@SuperFlawless2010what are you yapping about
@SuperFlawless2010
@SuperFlawless2010 7 месяцев назад
@@slothie01 your mom's gina
@MARIOBROS_474
@MARIOBROS_474 7 месяцев назад
it's hard to get heckled when you have no shame
@mickeyfeatherstone7738
@mickeyfeatherstone7738 8 дней назад
This guys crowd work is epic
@joshualewis2480
@joshualewis2480 Месяц назад
Troy Bond is great at handling hecklers
@michaelschmid216
@michaelschmid216 11 месяцев назад
As a german i am sorry for that german Karen 😂
@ja_u
@ja_u 11 месяцев назад
Sounded like a Russian or Eastern European accent to me, not German
@vecernicek2
@vecernicek2 11 месяцев назад
Gertruda
@apostlelouismrs.larhondaco4712
@apostlelouismrs.larhondaco4712 11 месяцев назад
😂😂TOO FUNNY
@jameshowlettii761
@jameshowlettii761 11 месяцев назад
🤣 *You* aren't responsible for her, nor the WWII so apology not accepted 😄❤️
@aqua6613
@aqua6613 11 месяцев назад
Sie heisst Karin 😆
@Justin_Credable
@Justin_Credable 9 месяцев назад
He feeds on hecklers. She learned that day.
@m16fermy
@m16fermy 8 месяцев назад
The same way Germans feed on the blood of Jews
@eshwar6969
@eshwar6969 8 месяцев назад
They never learn
@jdubcbr600
@jdubcbr600 5 часов назад
This never gets old
@fireeye33
@fireeye33 8 дней назад
Even his MICrophone was following ORDER
@adelacelle
@adelacelle 10 месяцев назад
"You are not funny" means "hello" in Germany. She was just greeting you.
@discombobulatedl
@discombobulatedl 10 месяцев назад
You're not funny.
@johnnyortiz7362
@johnnyortiz7362 10 месяцев назад
“Du bist nicht lustig” you are not funny, in German.
@zippo718
@zippo718 10 месяцев назад
Best compliment you can get in Germany.
@limberjack7691
@limberjack7691 10 месяцев назад
​@@johnnyortiz7362it looks like your "bitch is lusting "
@YTTYYTTY42
@YTTYYTTY42 10 месяцев назад
I am from Germany and you are funny! (Sorry)
@ZestyBarnacle69
@ZestyBarnacle69 11 месяцев назад
“All she did was re-release the first album” 😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀
@XApolyonX
@XApolyonX 11 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@avantikor360
@avantikor360 11 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@AS-oj3cw
@AS-oj3cw 11 месяцев назад
Lmao best
@avengehyrule6869
@avengehyrule6869 11 месяцев назад
Just like Germany with the WW 💀
@t193u
@t193u 11 месяцев назад
😂😂😂
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