Card Tricks with Jeff Bezos 

almost trillionaire

Idontknowhowmuchmoneyhehas-aire

LOL

@@campbellkay549 i dont think you know how much a trillion is a trillion is such a large number barely anything is on scale with it the heat of the sun isnt even in the trillions

Finna be the first trillionaire

lmao

4 horsemen be like....

bro thats hilarious. deserves more likes

Soo Underatted.

@@zyrilltagudar6766 everyone's bank account in the room went up $100,000!!!

WHAT THE F DAVID BLAINE!?!

(rubbing hands like hes using lotion) "yo jeff wanna see a magic trick?" (maintaining eye contact on the prob million $ wine he is holding)

Bro needed a snack.

“Chugged his wine and ate his glass” is a helluva move

When you that talented, you can go to those extremely rich f*ckers party and entertain them and get attention and money

one of the greatest comments ever.......bravo sir!

That really had me laughing full on!

😂😂🎉🎉

underrated

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

He is his own yes-man.

It’s a very old rich man type of laugh too 😂

I do the same thing. I live life freely and like to make myself laugh. It's not a bad thing.

No one laughed at his jokes at all that's why he had to

A H A H A H A H A H A

Lmao this is the funniest comment on here bro

Lol that funny😂😂

Nice👌😂

Well done.

Now You See Me vibes

Reptilian laugh

Still got a death date and will be buried in the dirt like the rest of us

Cringe​@@jump4joy2000

Watch it at .25 speed. Even nuttier

@@nickbloom6861😂😂😂

@@nickbloom6861 LMAO TY

@@nickbloom6861 AHHH...AHHH....AHHHH...AHHHH..AHHHH

Bruh it’s just ironic because Blaine just ate glass.

Facts 😂

Jim Carrey was right all along, search "How wealthy people laugh"

I know that billionaire laugh from Dave Chappelle's billonaire joke. He was spot on

Actually that's a Trillionaire laugh!!!

The one at 1:35 was so unnecessary

This is clever

That profile picture of mayhem :v

ahhhh LMAO

😂😂

HHHHHHHH

I think this video became famous because of Jeff's laughs

I came straight here after the Jim Carrey video too

Джим Керри - такой же вор как и Безос

Same

Same

You mean he has not seen a small bank account in a while😂

Just Some Guy without a mustache . thank you captain obvious. I would've never understood the joke without you

Hahahahahahah

😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂

that's what i was expecting

@@unclemamad8023 mee too

"Now make sure that's a real iPhone, oh yeah that screen looks cracked alright."

Lmfao

😂😂😂😂😂

Everyone was just laughing hysterically 😂

What happened?

Hahahaha

THAT IS THE CONTENT WE NEED TO SEE

I was just thinking jeff wouldnt write his real signature.

I am an inventor, I believe that today my invention is especially relevant! I do not know much about the Internet, perhaps this topic is completely unfamiliar to you or not interesting! I'm not trying to force you to reason on this topic!, I just do not know how and to whom to convey my proposal...I hope for your generosity, inform those people or organizations who will be interested in the status. Once again, sorry.... energy independence is possible!..down with monopoly!,Power take-off rotor, conveyor type, in SUBMERSIBLE DAMLESS power PLANTS! allows you to get energy, in any desired quantities!, environmentally friendly! renewable energy! we don't need hydraulic structures,we don't need nuclear power plants! no gas needed. coal....if WE REALLY! we want to have CLEAN ENERGY! if we are REALLY concerned about the conservation of fossil natural resources. for future generations!, then the solution is found! THE invention of the CONVEYOR ROTOR, will fully provide energy to the entire population of the country! and you can also sell surpluses, not gas and oil! a renewable finished product! ENERGY!!.... LOOKING FOR A SPONSOR! (KNOW-HOW, not patented)

Watch, I’m gonna make a billion dollars disappear, watch...

Too real🤣🤣

Jeff’s wife: it’s not funny Jeff you knew this was coming Jeff: AHAHAHA Jeff’s wife: why do you always laugh when I’m upset? *Jeff: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*

@@crybaby4185 I was just about to do that

Yea boi SAME lol

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I've watched interviews, and David has spoken in length about studying the human body for years to find out what it can withstand. So I could believe that he found a way to eat real glass without getting seriously hurt.

Underrated comment

HAHAHAHAHAHAVABABANABABA

LOLLLLL

Lmfao

Jeff: (Laughs) Ah hah hah hah hah hah ha

Its irritating

Hilarious

My buddy's dad is a quasi billionaire and laughs the exact same way lmfao rich people things

That's exactly what I said

he used to laugh like that before he became rich though

genuinely

Actually, it's very easy trick. The calculator app is programmed to always produce the same results after you press the equal sign following a multiplication and addition. And for people not to notice the wrong results, David gets them to multiply and add 3 large numbers of 3 digit numbers. It's that simple 😊

​@@cemredifbut it's a random phone

r/beatmetoit

I was looking for this comment

Yes! Lmfao

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING ABOUT DURING EVERY LAUGH

That's amazing that's exactly what I thought and I haven't watched that in years

😭😭

Ayooooo 😂😂😂 that’s

💀💀💀💀💀

Best comment here 🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣💀

I think he mentioned in a recent interview that he regrets doing that particular trick cuz it destroyed his enamel.

Lol,😂😂

Holy moly, why aren’t the likes raining!!

this is gold XD

Old recycled joke alert, even spongebob used that one

Clever

😂☺️

😂😂

LMAO$

$o Funny

Whatever he laughs sounds like $$ for us that's all lol

Yes and now look at how stupid everyone is today,

Ohh I didn't know that thanks mate and also you can notice he's speaking thermodynamics and all

Ikr he’s the most impressive guy in the room

He even looks up for approval, poor guy. Glad he was a real sport later on

Top comment

That old guy is the father of internet

no amount of checks can put a dent in this guys pocket

That gentleman’s name is Vint Cerf. Look him up.

*curb your enthusiasm theme plays*

Im laughing louder than Jeff Bezos now thanks to your comment

Lol

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Now You See Me 3 confirmed

I keep wondering how people earn money in financial markets, i tried trading bitcoin on my own made a huge loss and now I'm scared of investing more.

@@bjoe631 That won't bother you if you trade with a professional like *Mr Gary Mason Brooks* my consultant. I found him on a CNBC interview where he was featured and reached out to him afterwards. He has since provide entry and exit points on the securities I focus on. I basically follow his trade pattern and haven’t regretted doing so.

@@nyreggie You allow people to trade for you? that's interesting, I would love to learn, hope it’s safe?

Nice scripted conversation

This is so scripted those who run the Oscars would be amazed

oh shi

Did he do that trick to bill gates too

U got the idea for this comment from the will Smith video… u not slick

You taking pleasure in another man's failed marriage says more about you than him

HAHAHAHAHA

The developers based jeffs character on him.

@@navinkamphues5992 was this a stimulation life joke?

@@offblack8744 more like a jeff bezos robot joke

that's what I noticed as well lmao, it's just a wealthy people laugh

@Mark Scufalos wrong he is wealthy

LOL best comment. you're hilarious bro

i feel like i already watched that movie?

Wasn't his phone. He knows better now.

Bezos should really afraid of that possibility

LMAO

It's a TV act staged

@@natesilvers2166criss angel was staged, Blaine is pretty legit

No, this video is definitely about Bezos

Yea definitely more talented DB

Dave's laughter said otherwise

brian j LMAOO

Why is this so funny

Wait yeah, why did he eat that lmao. Didn’t lead to anything

Did that with Katy Perry 😂😂😂

pretty sure, the real trick happens later on the toilet ...

Depay

No, more like nice trick, pay me $50000

He makes 9 million dollars an hour.

@Wladpad That's how he made his money

yeah right, more like "heres a coupon for a twitch prime"

Elon Musk:

Best comment LMAO

Good laugh

Vyrevy

YAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHHAAH

Lol best comment indeed

Literally saw that too 💀

ONE MILLION DOLLARS *puts pinky to lips*

Well, he always make sure that my packages arrive in time! How is that evil?

@@juniorgod321 I'm an Amazon driver and I get my check every week. Can't find the evil yet

LMFAO YES!!! I HAD TO REWIND IT BACK A COUPLE OF TIMES 🤣💀

Soon to be a trillionaire. Its never enough.

AHAAAA AHAA succ we feasent

He laughs in evil. He is a morally corrupt person.

David smashing it as usual

How a billionaire laughs

😂😂😂😂

David: turns to Bill Gates Bill gates: *chuckles* I'm in danger

Marriage is for suckers now XD

David: “What’s in your butt?” Jeff: “Nothing.” David: “....Check again.”

jeff: HAHAHAHAHA

Nice One Bro

Normal people: hahahaha Jeff:huhuhuuh

Lmfao

Facts

top comment 😂 but 💯% tru 😐

=)))))))))

He wasn't always rich

So funny 😀

😂😂😂😂

Bezos is laughing like he will never give his money away for like charity

😂

*Laughs in rich*

@@BlockImmigrants lmao

Lmao 😂

They all are rich

10% worn out copy paste meme comments.

yesss

He sounds. Like the emote in clash Royale

That last trick was amazing. Baldy pulls 5 cards. Multiple people do multiplication and adding. It comes out to the cards baldy pulled. How????

yeah that one part in the middle he laughed for no reason wtf

It’s cuz he decided to count as high as his money for fun a few years back. He’s still counting to this day and he doesn’t wanna lose count.

i slapped ur momma oh yeah yeah I think he laughed whenever David Blaine said “be careful with that” as he was passing the broken glass ... right after he just took a bite out of it lol the irony

@Pear had to look for this comment to make sure i wasn't the only one who caught that.

😁😁

It was mainly a distraction so he can do his tricks in the back to takes everyone eyes off.. to different things

@@jayrajpareek4716 I agree with you a 100% It just gives him time to create a diversion or misdirection in order to make the trick work. And with that note, I'm still sitting here trying to figure out how the hell he did most of it. LOL 😆 Anyhow, I'm not Penn & Teller, so I'd say I've been Fooled!

I don't think that was a misdirection..

I thought he was going to bring back the glass to normal shape but he did't.

Also Jeff: “HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA !”

LMAO

At least someone says it in the comments section of every video.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣

I like how that had nothing to do with the card trick. He just needed a good snack

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😂😂😂

This is gold like seriously🤣🤣

lmaaaaaooooooooooooooo

😂

Wassup idollllll

Yeees, activist, yeeees!

And you must be the Monopoly guy!

Sup man

Wow 2.52 mil subs, didn't expect that. Good job warrior!

Good one, money

Hahahhahhhahhahhhahha

This comment wins the internet award of 17th July 2020, there might be more of the same down below, but this is the first i saw about this and just LOLed :)

Wasn't the trick just every card is the same?

@@garorade Did you not watch the whole video lol??

lol

Lmaooo

More then that lol

Good guess buddy! The video is 227 sec long. Bezoz makes around $2489 a sec. So he made exactly $565,003.

Fawk. Really?? 🤯😅

You are not wrong!!

I'm dying :))))

Jim was so spot on with that years ago lol

"OH, BEAUTIFUL! HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD THIS ONE?"

Amazing comment.

Underrated comment lol

I thought I was the only one 😂

Just look at him the whole video. XD he is an alien or some kind of creature

i was watching him and its like "its real glass" "HAHAHAHQAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA anyway"

There’s audio of Jeff’s laugh on the Amazon intranet. It’s famous inside the company for being so... goofy.

I’d be friends with him. He seems kinda nice. He has a sense of humor.

The pow@ of money

Yeah like you do when Modi does!

The best joke I have got in a long time

Moneyyyyyyy

You can now, just be grateful for whatever you have.

Just get rich

We think alike

Why dosent this have more likes tho

AHAHAHHAHAHA

😂 lmaooo

U meant the vaults😂😂😂

You know what... I was going to disagree, but that’s just a perfectly sound argument.

Adam Fullhan it’s called witchcraft

He’s always been that way since the early 2000s with any celebrity

He has masters. U and i cannot see

Carlos Spiceywhiener alright let’s see you do them genius

😂😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 literally snorted out food

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

HAHAHAHAHAHA

😂😂😂😂

Because he is faking it

because he saw he was being recorded.

@@pneumonoultramicroscopicsi4065 whay makes you say that?

@@centralprocessingunit2564 he is 100% faking it

@@centralprocessingunit2564 If you dont see that he is faking it your weird. He could be easly a murderer with this laugh.

@Andrew Stevenson it was multiple times lol. Not just that once

Is it just me who thinks it gets more awkward after he laughs❓

Selman Uzun yeahhhh so true

Jesus Christ give the guy a break. The shit was legitimate funny

Because he gets the humor. Watch it carefully you’ll also get the jokes, i was laughing with jeff myself

@@bradensams976 true but what is $35b to him?

@@bradensams976 his net worth is 240 rn he doesn't care

Money doesn’t make you happy But David Blaine does

@Kuo That's murica for you

LMAOOOO

Or own a business and not caring for your em6

how come when i do that, people call me a creep

The same secret goes for dating.

JB 650 are you a billionaire? 😂👍🏻 that’s why you a creep ... sorry,no offence

Jeff Bezos magic trick is that he takes tax payers money and disappears it.

Stroking his bald head

Hey myself

A white cat at that...

Real life dr. Evil

A black cat

I was like wtf! (Was looking for that comment tho, thanks lol)

Hahahhhhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Thought I’d chime in. He’s laughing at the irony, that someone who just bit into a glass is trying to make sure nobody gets hurt.

he laughed because of the irony😂😂 the dude just ate glass

Theres a "jeff bezos doesnt care about his workers health or safety" joke in here somewhere

Thanks for your comment It's nice reaching out to you over here