*Cars* Gives Us An Existential Crisis?? | Commentary & Reactions 

How did they nail car jesus to a car cross? What parts were nailed??? If it was the tires it wouldn't be able to hold him up. Maybe they stabbed in the gas tank or something

@@himanbam Maybe they stabbed him in the transmission

Was car Jesus a car or like a wagon? Was everyone before the invention of cars a car or a horse or a wagon or something? THIS UNIVERSE MAKES NO SENSE! At least with zootopia the world is especially designed around animals and it would make sense for the history of that world to be identical to ours but with animals because animals have been around since the dawn of time but cars have only been around for like 140 years meaning it raises way too many questions about the universe.

They lifted him with a hydraulic car lift and removed his tires, and then placed a crown of tire deflators on his head

This also means there was a car catholic crusade

Ikr😒

Cars 3 writers: slowly during a friendly race with his apprentice-son (Referencing the deleted race scene)

There is that one scene you can see

@@TamCam_007 well you can’t blame them The actor kind of died IRL

well tbf a lot of cars died on the oil rig in the start, so the real answer would be either drown them or blow them up

how would the cars even fit inside the planes?

@@sideways_chip_eater6420 it's shown in Cars 2 that there is space so that cars can fit, but the plane is obviously piloting itself. Still, the orginal comment and others like it has got me laughing and thinking about how this universe even works

Do you think that logic also applies to the Japanese kamikaze pilots of the cars WW2?

@@thedarknessmagician5234 Hitler car???

Yes officer, this comment right here.

Does that mean there was a car Jesus and he was crucified? Oh God

I feel like every movie in this series raises more questions than answers.

Cartholicism

@@aconcept1579 If so, that would be Jesus Chrysler

@@zharia8753 They would call it a Christ-ler

yessss!!! it is

That or sweet home Alabama

particularly once you reach the freeway

@@stinkerpops Ah yes, Good choice 😎

@@metallord6960 I was super embarrassed when I was watching Cars 3 in my friend's car on the freeway. Got pulled over by the cops and I was thinking "please don't notice" O_O If it was Fast & the Furious we would've for sure gotten a ticket.

Actually they can. It’s called murder.

Timestamp 5:11

Ohmygod. The TITANIC. Are boats sentient in these movies??? Were there PIRATE cars/boats????? Omg we need answers.

@@tannz7019 gasp. The titanic totally killed itself then. Woah.

I can just picture the Titanic screaming when it was hit by the iceberg and the car passengers being like wtf is going on.

And the Hindenburg slowly burned to death

Also her sister Britannic was struck by a naval mine and sink.

they arent..... not yet

What

Hmmm....

They would’ve freaked if they watched the deleted scenes...

@@Archive_7802 those scenes are so fucking CREEPY

You can have different ones at different points. Yes I'm speaking from experience.

Also #guidostans

More questions lol.

Yea

Random input on my part, but I think if Hitler was a car, he'd be the Limosine he was assasinated in supposedly. I saw it in the Canadian War museum. Also how would a Car french revolution guiotinne look like?

Oh... My... God... That movie is worse than Cat in the Hat... At least that one was enjoyable in its insanity.

*m u l t i p l e*

car jfk

Also Spy Kids 2 would be great.

No no no... spy CARS edition.

now im imagining them being humans in the entire movie

@E . A yea... now imagine them as furries

Listen, Guilala, I have enough questions about my life, this commentary is just giving me an existential crisis.

Source?

wtf?

Weird, considering Tex in the 3rd movie says he bought Rust-eze by offering Sterling a "Texas-sized offer"

I can't find anything that says thats a thing lmfao

Oh really?

Makes me wonder what the Assasination of John F. Kennedy would look like in the cars universe

@@congratsyoufoundmychannel1098 evil finn mcmissile doesn't exist, he can't hurt you Evil finn mcmissile:

As someone who only grew up with the British version, I never knew that it was different in America

I like easter eggs like that in movies

@@TTHBLOX_ you mean like Jay Limo?

Bottom gear?!?

@@BobbinRobbin777 yeaH ma8tes

I want a Cars movie but there’s an edit to make the intro Skyfall.

Canada is called Carnada The actor Will Smith is named Wheels Smith

Were car concentration camps impound lots?

This reminds me, Chick Hicks looks like Stalin

There was a f4u corsair and p51 in cars universe too.

@@NewThitirat yeah

Car Hitler would be a Volkswagen bug

Real shit, the deleted scenes are WAAAAAY darker, honestly borderline horror stuff.

Just watched the deleted scenes. Jesus Christmas.

Car Atheists doesn't believe in manuals, while Car Agnostics believe in a factory but do not subscribe to any manuals.

Wouldn’t manuals be more like biology books

It's commonly taught in car public schools that there once was a mountain of scrap metal that randomly materialized, then a hurricane hit it and magically threw all the pieces into the exact right positions and order to create a perfectly working car. Only the "manual schools" teach that the first cars were designed by an intelligent mind.

Is there prehistoric cars?

And they had Doc die before the second film and then the third film had his memory play a major role

Kinda like how Orson Welles’ last performance was The Transformers: The Movie. *The only difference is that The Transformers: The Movie was actually good.*

you saying Cars is not good wtf

I prefer to think of Road to Perdition as Newman’s last film.

@@bloomgaming6480 I would say the sequel cars 2 is pure crap but cars 1 was basically a by the books cliche and was meh

Uhhhh WHERE?!? I NEED MY DOPAMINE! Also yes I write fanfics. I have yet to write anything NSFW but when I do I’ll probably do it on AO3

I’m not surprised. There’s fanfiction for EVERYTHING.

You had to say it because now I wanna ask, what's the shipping and car sxx like?

​@@artistanthony1007 honestly I wasn't brave enough to reslly read it. A lot of stuff involving exhaust pipes, I think. There's stuff where the cars are turned into actual humans and that's less weird. But the ones where they're still cars and somehow THEY DO IT and people find it hot -- that still boggles my mind.

He lives inside a structure that another vehicle pulls. When airlines get involved, that's when you can start questioning things.

@@shilze1 in cars 3 when mac was driving, his trailer door opens and it scrapes from the road and he expresses feelings pain. ... So yeah, that ttrailer is part of mac

He lives in the backpack of another vehicle.

@@blupyro3098 All trailers gets connected via wires to the trucks, not strange at all that he would feel it. He isnt connected specifically to that trailer, but every other trailer he is wired to.

Oh god…

This is the only way these movies make any sense. Okay, maybe not 2 but...

I didn’t notice the ‘theory’ at the beginning and I thought that was true for a second

@@p0laris74yt8 actually, that might make cars 2 make _some_ sense.

So flipping D.U.M.B!

The virgin Cars questioners vs the Chad Cars lore Accepters

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@@Everik-ct6pg facts

the laughing got on my nerves...are they high?...or little girls?..who laughs this much?...at nothing...its so clunky...

@@razkable Ok buddy, you do you. I personally was laughing my ass off.

Better to be interesting and worth talking about than to be boring and not being discussed at all.

The more you think about it, the worse it gets.

That’s the plot to planes

@@heyyo966 I'd argue planes does that concept rather poorly. But you are right, that is basically the plot

@@heyyo966 i actually liked planes more then cars

“Remember kids, be who you are and you’ll succeed at anything… *and also majorly upgrade yourself to be better than you could ever be before because otherwise you’ll never make it* “ - message of Planes

Back to the future coincidence

@@silverbolt9659 88 miles per houurrrrrr

Too bad it wasn’t 66 OOOON ROUTE SIXTEE SIIX

@@Sbevewagon4493 This movie makes me was to execute Order 66.

Legend

Oh wow

It’s fine no ones kink shaming here

A lot of people did.

I mean Sally tho. That carussy hit different. I assume....

@@markcaaustin4573 CARUSSY!!!!JAIL PLEASE

Actually I have a scary answer for you. Cryptids and UFOs exist in this universe so yes, there may be a Car-thulu. And to answer the racism question it’s actually worse than that. You see if we were to infer what we’ve seen, there is no racism but instead fascism since each car is designed for one singular job. There is a class war since birth where the rich breed the poor for sports and construction and all of them live happy lives being content in the slaves they are. This is the only truth.

@@jacknagel9387 isn’t Cars 2 about the “lemons”, aka the crippled cars, trying to kill everyone else? I don’t even know what you would call that.

@@richardball5843 Class war. Lemons arnt necessarily crippled out of the get-go but rather its just something that they have a higher chance of becoming crippled. Think of the conception that all homeless people are either sick or unhygienic. What we are seeing in Cars 2 is actually a revolution akin to that of the French Revolution. The sick and poor cars who cannot afford upgrades want to revolt and scare the rich through terroristic acts which can really only be described as Bio-Terrorism. Pulling what could be considered a Nano Virus that activates in those the Lemons find "a Problem" This obviosuly gets the attention of the CIA and MI6 which leads to the story of Cars 2. The Lemons were flawed, but without the rich's parts...what did they expect?

W h a t d o t h e y s u c k a n d w h e r e 💀

In Cars 2, mater gets turned into a vampire and says "I VANT TO SIPHON YOUR GAS!" I don't know where the car gets siphoned, tho 🤷

Accompanied by that one fanart of cars originating from fleshy sack beings (presumably what humans evolved to/what was evolved after human extinction) that crawled into abandoned car shells to get to the point in time where the movie takes place

@@tatsgato that’s a little disturbing

Game Theory made a theory that humans died out and Cars evolved from insects and replaced humanity as they evolved. In other words, underneath their colorful shells is flesh and organs. This is why we see little bug cars; it’s kind of like how humans and monkeys coexist in the same era.

@@gregjayonnaise8314 I was waiting for someone to mention that 😆😆

@@tatsgato link?

I was thinking the same thing

I fixed the meme and posted a link but I guess it got deleted. There is a link on my about section if you are truly passionate about cars car man horse meme

@@himanbam You my friend are a true saint

I don't like this, and I can't un-see a certain picture now so thank you. Thank you for ruining my day 😃

Or... The people from Wall E slowly died off after returning to Earth after not having enough people to successfully continue the population. So the robots became the new dominant species and using the old, worn-down cars as an exoskeleton to survive in the harsh ecosystem.

I'm ded

El screw you. Gimme more.

*j e s u s c h r i s t l e r*

Chrysler

Imagine him riding a horse during carmageddon! Whatever horses look like.

Wha- How did you manage to have a crush on a car?!?!?!?

@@valtheemokid4005 love finds a way

@@lilyrose7521 What about him made you have a crush on him?

@@valtheemokid4005 where do I start.. the jockish cocky confidence, his altheticism and the fact that he had owen wilson's voice

@@lilyrose7521 *Wow*

Don’t worry that’s what I thought too 😂😂 I did not get this movie at all as a kid

Dont look it up on Google, people actually draw and explained that.....

Oh god

@@AnotherGeek.... I see someone was curious

@@AnotherGeek.... I google it and I should not have.

OMG NO

This one question gonna keep me up at nught

@@xnoi_ I wonder how he was crucified? Did he drive on water? Did he turn water into fuel?

@Jonathan Beaston I bet he drove UNDER the water

If anything he was probably a Chrysler in this universe. Get it? Jesus Chrysler

Actually, how are cars even *conceived?!*

@@williamsapong81 probably the same way robots are conceived in the Robots movie: in a factory, and the parents of the child car “make the baby” by assembling all of its parts once they take delivery 📦 of the child car arriving at their house or at the car hospital, whichever one is more convenient.

Madlad

How would car rifles work

@@r3uvsgaming how did car bayonets work How did trench warfare work

I thought the voice sounded different!

Yo didn't realise you've had a crisis as well lol.

Holy shit they actually does look like it

Okay so late response, It turns out that the mountains in that scene are tail fins of a Cadillac. In the Cars universe, all mountains have the shapes of giant cars

It looks like it's based off of Cadillac Ranch in Amarillo, Texas

*KACHOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!*

@@JackTheWindKACHAOOOGA!!!

You are me Found them 2 days ago and I have seen almost everything