MOST OF THE HARRY POTTER SERIES MAKES NO SENSE 

“boy harry would have nothing if not for his boy who lived thing” well ummm he’d have...parents

Okay no lie growing up I thought moaning myrtle was also played by Daniel Radcliffe in drag

37:47 The disrespect in Harry kissing Cho two feet away from a picture of Cedric is WILD.

For only being in one movie, the actor who plays Cedric’s dad gave one of the best and most memorable performances in the whole series. The “thats my son my booooyyy” moment is incredible

Everytime a Neville scene comes up. "Is he hot, yet?"

Harry is what all jock sterotypes hope to be. He's a legacy admission. Made varsity freshman year, even though he never heard of the game and first years aren't allowed to play. Consistent special treatment. Famous the minute he steps on campus. Marries his best friends little sister. Becomes a cop.

In the French version, Voldemort's middle name is Elvis because the anagram wouldn't work otherwise.

14:48 I forgot that Lucius being here is the wizard equivalent of a Dad showing up to their kids basketball game

I love how they convinced themselves that was the mom from Zack and Cody when it's not hahaha

"She works for Fudge" "She works for fudge? That's what they're paying her?" God this is priceless

I miss these two together. Not bashing any of our newer guests but this combo just hit different

I never understood why Hermione lied about why she was in the bathroom with the troll… like she could have just said “oh I was takin a shit and had no idea about the troll”.

hear this: Fred and George have the marauder map and never question why it showed Ron sleeping with someone named peter pettigrew every night for the past 3 years

i can't believe you almost convinced me that zoe wanamaker was the mom from the suite life of zach and cody.

The color desaturation in the last 3 movies is bonkers. Just because they're living "dark times" doesn't mean that color would literally disappear from existence.

this is still my favorite video of all time. when im stressed or anxious or bored i re watch every time

The actor who played Fred Weasly was reading the book where he died before the movie was made and he was reading it on a train and the train ticket guy comes along and he asks for his ticket and the actor said "Leave me alone.I just died."😂😂😂

Eric is speaking awfully confidently about the mom from Suite Life of Zack and Cody given that he's 100% wrong lmao

Three and a half years later, the series of noises from 12:37 to 12:42 still makes me lose my mind cackling. Singing into screaming into some sort of death rattle wheeze laughing, all in the same breath. It brings me eternal joy

One thing that’s always baffled me, is why there is a spell called “eat slugs” alongside all the other far more understandable and wizard-esque incantations. Then there’s just…EAT SLUGS!

Bruh....why is nobody talking about their trappy Potter rap being straight heat

HARRY, DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME INTO THESE TIMESTAMPS 8:21 27:12 30:02 30:14 30:32 48:04

If I'm not mistaken, the reason Ron knew about invisibility cloaks is that you actually can pick them up at the store but those are made of demiguise hair, which yellows over time so its not a permanent invisibility cloak, unlike the real one which is made of Death's invisibility cloak, so it's implied that his cloak is the real deal but they just never knew to question it

8:38 I remember having the biggest crush on Sean Biggerstaff and Oliver Wood…then laughing hilariously at his real and fictional last names.

57 mins and I didn’t get any ads

If you remember in the 1st book the Weasley twins enchant snowballs to hit the back of Quirril's turban. That means they were hitting Voldemort all through out winter

I read that Lucius forgot what spell he was supposed to say after dobby was freed. So he just said the first thing that came to mind. Ended up being hilarious.

34:50 The reaction to "She works for Fudge" had me in stitches, I had to pause the video.

i wonder how they made 7 books and 8 movies out of a bunch of lego sets. incredible work honestly.

"Very clever of Voldemort to hide under a turban." "Because he knew about PC culture!" I'm dying. You are legends.

7:33 the transition from "every last one of you is gaayyy" to "ah!" at the close up, kills me every time.

The whole "Ron being angry" thing in the Deathly Hallows is supposed to feel forced. It's because he's wearing the amulet. It's corrupts your thoughts and turns you negative. That's why it felt so sudden of a change.

*"I don't need KKK imagrery in my Harry Potter movies thank you very much"*

"Domhnall Gleeson should be in these movies" *Domnhall Gleeson is legitimately Bill Weasley* "Oh okay"

I went to the Harry Potter ride at Universal Studios and it was just a dark room with Cedric's dad yelling "That's my boy" over and over again wtf

"Here's a few galleons, buy the whole fucking cart, show em who's boss" That fucking killed me.

To All The Girls I've Branded With The Deathly Hallows Symbol Before

When Cedric died idk why they didn’t just re-build him back to normal like in the lego game

24:27 Eric I hope you know I think about "is he wearing JORTS" every single day and it always makes me chuckle

35:55 is my favorite bit from the video, Dumbledores Arby’s is iconic

My favourite line. I taught the whole Black family- “We just call them the Jones’” 🤣🤣🤣

"I want to see Dobby with lipstick on" I've alerted the authorities. Dont even need a minority report for this one

8:10 - okay but what if someone accidentally trampled quirrell and kind of curb-stomped voldemort into the pavement? it would have saved everyone a lot of trouble.

I come back to this more than you know.

"Lily does" "Lily does not, that was the problem"

No one: ... *J.K Rowling: Eric and Jacob are gay*

I love the zoom in on Harry's notes in potions class, and it's basically a list of the dope ass potions that Snape promised he'd teach them how to make. This kid is excited as hell to do crazy magic shit, and then the teacher fucking hates him for no reason, completely deflating all of the motivation to do well in that class.

The idea of Dumbledore's greatest desire in the mirror of Erised is just him having sex with Grindelwald is amazing, not his sister being alive or his father not being imprisoned or anything else from the past, just nice, pleasant, consensual gay sex with Johnny Depp, I for one am into it

Jacob absolutely _screaming_ the Goblet of Fire line early kills me 😂

"Somebody get this dumble a door" -Chadwick Boseman

For some reason, this video has become just as comforting to watch as the harry potter movies. A video I keep coming back to. Thank you for the quality content ✨️

'ouch Quirrel, roll over" never ceases to make me laugh

51:27 they actually stabbed Toby Jones in the abdomen and he died on set

When they are talking about jk telling the cast are all gays.. I died

“we have the whole black family” “uhh we just call them the jones’s” had me dyingggg😂😂😂

it’s getting to the point where i’m starting to reciting the commentary track like a song that’s how many times i’ve watched this video…LMAO

"that's the slur, now that's the n-word...... So is Hermione allowed to say it?" Damn near choked on my pizza 🤣😭🤣🤣🤣😂😭😭💀

fun fact: whilst filming, the actors actually did their homework on set. but robert pattinson didn't have to because he had been expelled from his school for stealing ''dirty'' magazines and selling them.

When I first saw movie 5 I was confused as to why Harry was teaching other students when he shouldn't know anymore than they do about defensive magic, until I re-read book 4, which mentioned that Harry actually did study a lot of spells that weren't part of the regular curriculum for the Tri-Wizard Tournament.

Can someone explain why I hate repetitive things so much yet I come back and watch this yearly if not more

29:50 I *live* for Eric and Jacob asking "why isn't Domnhall Gleeson playing a Weasley in this series?" right before Domnhall Gleeson is playing a Weasley in this series.

i've had "she wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny i'm a snake my name's nagini" stuck in my head for months and i was convinced it had come from a very potter musical

No matter how much I laugh watching this, as soon as Amos Diggory realises that Cedric is dead I cry everytime.

When they started talking about what Dumbledore sees in the Mirror of Erised I was hoping one of them would say that he saw himself making it past the second movie.

ok ngl you two give off STRONG james and sirius vibes

Nobody: Jake: diD yOu pUT yoUr nAmE iN tHe gObLeT Of fiRE?!??!?

This video is so rewatchable. I’ve seen this front to back 15+ times.

Pretty Much It is just good vibes all round, whoever is watching with Eric it’s always just chill and hilarious.

“any movie without Robert Pattinson is trash (...), and any movie with him in it.. is ass. And I love ass” gold comment

In total these movies are over 19 hours long and you went through all of it when editing this video, that's amazing and deserves immense respect, good job and keep up the great work guys!

I rewatch this so often youtube just started recommending it like once a month 💀

Fun fact about the sword of griffindor: When I was younger I was really into swords and one time I bought this replica of Napoleon’s ornamental sword and it just so happens to be exactly the same except without the red jewels and the hilt is brass coloured.

To this day, after watching these movies 5 years ago, the “THATS MY SON” scene still gets me 😭

I unironically get Trappy Potter stuck in my head roughly once a week and tbh idk how to feel about that but 🤷🏻‍♀️ This is my life now

This is by far my favorite video from you guys. I rewatch this one probably more than I should. All the jokes / commentary / humor are just the best. You guys rock.

“It’s Trappy Potter. Uh. Hey hey Hey Parents are dead Scar on my head Best friend is Ron I’m a... ...My name’s not Tom I’m going to Wizarding school Iz gon be cool There’s a 3 headed dog and he’s trapped in the wall Uh... my parents, they never call Where’s my daddy at? Where’s me mommies at?” Lol that was literally the best way to start this video

"Don't come to Hogwarts tomorrow." I'm dying over here

This is my favorite video on the internet. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched this video. Thank you Eric for continuing to make great and entertaining content and much love!

the invisibility cloak harry has is legendary due to its effectiveness according to the book. others aren't as clear or sound muffling. there's a spell but it only makes you mostly invisible to pass as a trick of the light but if you walked right in front of someone, they would see you.

Fun fact. Harry Potter doesn't ever successfully do the stanky leg in the first movie.

He wore an itsy bitsy, teeny weeny I'm a snake My name's Nagini

The “will work for fudge” joke is hands down one of the BEST jokes from this channel 😂😂😂

0:00 The Philosophers Stone 12:43 The Chamber of Secrets 23:35 The Prisoner of Azkaban 27:12 The Goblet of Fire

‘never forget 9 & 3/4’ that was under appreciated

“Does Voldemort sleep with Quirrell?” *A V E R Y P O T T E R M U S I C A L I N T E N S I F I E S*

This is a legendary youtube video. Endlessly rewatchable with so many great moments.

Here after the HP reunion on HBO Max and they said that only Alan Rickman knew the end of the entire series. Everyone else was in the dark on how it was going to end

I come back to this video like once a month because it’s so goddamn funny

Hour long stream? _10 points to Gryffindor!_

"He just Thanos'd himself" gets me every damn time

that "she works for fudge" joke kills me xD

yo so apparently the actor who played Neville wasn't allowed to get his teeth fixed, had to wear fat suits and get like really bad haircuts throughout the duration of his contract

I DIED when Jacob started screaming "did you put your name in the goblet of fire!?" in the beginning

This is probably my fav video on RU-vid, I don’t even know how many times I’ve rewatched it, I lost count, love you PMI❤

i swear i keep coming back to this video every year it just doesn’t get old

I've watched this video so many times that I know the intro rap word by word

i'm dying at the thought of jk rowling telling all the actors that their characters are gay.

Bro I always come back to this video when I need something quick to put on bc it’ll always be so fucking entertaining

My favourite parts so I can find them again: 2:48 - "Should I just look up 'Harry Potter 9/11??" 5:15 - "trEvOr, Imagine if she just kills him - AVADA KADABBRAAA!!" 5:28 - "Don't even get me started on Crabbe and Goyle... you know what happened right??" 6:28 - "Snape is kinda cute-" 8:16 - "Dumbledore uttered softly... HARRYDIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE" 8:31 - "Ey, What it is-" 10:18 - "What d'ya think that was... on set... CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS!" 12:30 - "Here, sing along-" 15:47 - "Dobby, I'm so glad you're here-" 16:25 - Crabbe Explanation - it was method acting the whole time?? 18:10 - "That SOUNDS like McGonagall did it." 23:53 - "HaHaHA - A man dressed as a woman, that IS ridiculous." 24:09 - "We'll be watching Harry Potter and the Tumbling Towers" 25:22 - "Are you fuckin' serious?" 27:24 - "I'm a snake my name's Nigini song." 27:36 - "Oh, I remember this tank top on Ron-" 28:16 - "Wizards With Weapons, the WWW." 30:08 - "That circle makes sure that you're old enough... I need that." 30:30 - "HARRRYDIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE" 33:10 - "David YEETS song." 34:17 - "Oh My God, why does he look sexy??" 34:50 - "She works for fudge? That's what they're paying her?" 35:05 - "Me when I see you surrounded by girls... ESHGETIT!!!" 35:26 - "...Voldermort's down there waitin' to get him." 36:25 - "I KILL A DEMENTOR EVERY DAY..." 37:25 - "Come and Go Room" 40:25 - "DUNNDADAANADANADA somebody get this wizard a wand..." 40:48 - "This is the one where Dumbledore bites the fucking bullet - Remember when Snape..." 41:51 - "LEBRON JAMES!!!" 42:30 - "This isn't real Harry, you hittin' that shit HP or is she up for grabs my guy?" 46:11 - "That is on every girl I have ever laid... I mean certainly after I brand them with it-" 46:31 - "I do not remember what the LEGO sets for this movie looked like." 47:20 - "Oh My God! Is it Crabbe?!?" 48:10 - "Imagine if it said, Lily and James Potter... And their son, Travis." (Also I'm convinced Travis Potter the DJ in New York actually remixed / or is Trappy Potter from the beginning.) 48:34 - "BOYS this movie's just kinda- we're HANGING out!..." 49:25 - "This hat, right, it's a glorified Myers Briggs - A glorified Buzzfeed Quiz!"

"Without the snitch in the shot it's just Draco smiling at Harry." That's what I always notice! In the books it says he's too busy laughing to look behind him, but in the movie he's just like :D