Cathy Mitchell likes turkey 

The endless stream of groans, commentary, and repeating of "no" from this guy is priceless.

“Wow! A lot of improvements here, Cathy!” “And a lot of calories.”

Joe, this is a... This is a... I have no idea what this is.

I don't know how many thousands of times I've watched this and grilled chicken smoothie over the last decade. So many times my brain automatically quotes both regularly. Please don't ever let them disappear from the internet.

"You'd put this steak up against Grandma Farago?"

Oh, look at that! Oooooooooohhhhhhaa...

I am dying. This is amazing and does not have nearly enough views

Have you been holding something back from me? Like dessert? Well I have some very special turkey

''These are the party stuff coconut, RIIIIIIIIIIIIgggghhhttt........''

I wanted this to never end.

This is awesome cause it's like an infomercial hosted by people who are mentally ill. Thank you for creating it. It made my day.

I can't stop going back and hearing him say "more toppings!"

COOKIZZA! COO-KEET-SA!

:05 - "ad did did, ad did day day." Fucking hilarious.

yeah but no one is watching in 2019 and i just found out about this and it's great

Dogaroo, wherever you are in life I hope you are doing well. This and the magic bullet poop are legendary. Cheers.

I re-visit this regularly.

This is a... this is a...I don't know what this is. lol

1:29 "When you get home from work, I hear you're a bit of a party animal. Well, I've got some very special party stuff. Rolling, burning, watching..." Nice editing job there, Dogaroo! Props to you!

Oh I'm crying and I can't breathe! That's how funny that was!!!

I heard this was nominated for the "best editing" category at Cannes the year it premiered. Not sure if it win but it sure deserved it!

just calling everything by the wrong name was the funniest thing about this cooking experience

C O O K I Z Z A! MORE TOPPINGS!

this video has become such a legend among my friends.

0:47 "Jesus!"

That "more toppings" at the end was absolute perfection. 😂

Spaghetti-filled candy bars anyone ?!

- Mmph! - Is that good? - Nope - And remember, that's turkey ... - So it's almost, you know ... steak? God damn it

id buy this on pay per view

4:57-5:03

This video had me crying laughing this was amazing and I need everyone I've ever known to watch it right now lmaoooo

Still watching in 2024

Pizza. Pepperoni pizza. A personal pizza. Pizza pizza pepperoni pizza.

Are you ready for some candy bar filled spaghetti? LOL

This was the best one yet! I kept laughing until I couldn't breathe. A++

So ready the cokizza so ready the cokizza *repeats* xD xD

COOKIZZA

It's been a long time since I laughed this hard. I am completely serious.

When you're at a party, there's nothing worse than cold d'odderd derbs.

My favorite part is the little nopes

These are even funnier when you use the 2x faster option. Lol

These ytps are everything. Lmmfao

"I think that was some turkey."

I think of this about once a year and fuxking catch muscle cramps from laughing so hard 🤣🤣😭😭😭

I'm in pain from laughing

"I'll put your dad right into the machine". I died so hard at that! 😂🤣☠️

This video is one of the funniest RU-vid Poop-like videos i've ever seen on RU-vid!!! LMFAO XD

this is just the greatest. Thankyou

Ooohhhhh I think that was some caramelllllllllll

Nine dollars for THIS?!

I have been blurting out "8 o'clock" like an autistic idiot in reply to people for a decade thanks to this video

I love your work. So much better than constant ear rape poops with overused memes. Please do more and I'll give you a taste of fesh.

MAKE MOAR !!!

i love this

MORE TOPPINGS

...Now, are you ready for some...Jeeeesus... Comedy gold at 48 seconds in.

C O O K I Z Z A

Cathy: "I think that steak's ready. Pop it right in." Joe: "Ohhhhhhhhhhh!"

200 minutes for a high calorie, greasy mushroom pizza IS impressive.

There is no finer vintage of YTP.

I love turkey

This is a... This. Is. A.... I don't know what this is!

one of the best

Oatmeal-chocolate chip turkey meatballs... Rofl!

I call it a cüquitza!

4:34 - Joe Farago's sugar rush ensues!

Why do I find this so damn funny??

I laughed my ass off....great job!

More toppings!

COOKIEZZA!!!!!!

Quality videos, keep making them!

Brought to you by the turkey advisory board! lol

love this. Lol

Now, it's going to be greasy...

You should be up there with DurhamRockerZ and OrpheusFTW. All your vids are great.

This is hilarious. It always annoyed me that she calls the cookie a “cookizza” when it’s just a big cookie... she doesn’t dress it like a pizza or make it look like one, she just plops a scoop of ice cream on it. How does that make it a cookie pizza? Explain yourself, Cathy.

Who you callin' Turkey?

Does anyone know what she's actually talking about when she says "I have no idea what this is"

oatmeal chocolate chip turkey is my fav too

cookiza!! lol

Tim and Eric beat us all to it, but I still cant get enough.

Joe cathy joe cathy

nothing worse than code doder derbvs

0:18 MORE TOPPINGS

3:14 - 3:15 funny as heck

2009.

Look at that!

Quality video however the lady puts her cheese on after pizza toppings which really irks me

Joe Kathy Joe Kathy

crab stuffed chocolate cake!

Hahaha!! 😄😄😄 This was crazy!! I loved it!

1:45

More toppings

MORE TOPPINGS!

What's up with "TURKEY???" 😂

Oatmeal, chocolate chip, turkey...

Why was this edited.

Is this what having a stroke is like?

m o r e t o p p i n g s

3:12 , hahaha, ............"no"