Cats vs. Tortoises 

Once a tortoise has set its eyes on a target, nothing can stop it.

Love how every turtle is just like "Do something about it."

Tortoises are quite persistent it seems, and can run pretty fast too, considering.. Loved the last one of the two snuggling up together

The lady tell the cat to be nice? “Lady...I don’t think being gentle is a concern here...THAT ROCK WITH LEGS IS COMING AT ME.

I just love how their first instinct upon the cats running is to give chase almost like "You foul coward! Come here and face me!"

The cat's have reason to run. I was bitten by a turtle once. Hurt like hell.

Literally every horror movie where the victim runs as fast as possible and the killer still catches up while merely striding be like:

Small tanks.

Cat: *exists* Tortoise: Are you challenging me?

Meowth uses scratch against squritle. It was not very effective.

2:35 "This 200 million year old reptile is pleased with your compliance, fluffy heater thingy."

I think the first tortoise they show on here, could easily get the Guinness Book of World Records as fastest tortoise.

This made my day. I was so excited today. Sammy, our female cat who loves our tortoise, felt comfortable enough to play with Shelly today. Sammy is our ambush cat. Her favorite game is what we call “Trench Warfare”. She hides in one of her many tunnels and waits for one of the other pets to walk by. Then, she launches herself through the tunnel and attacks. She’s clearly playing when she does it. No claws. At most she’ll boop her “siblings” or mock boop and then run away before getting in position again. She does that with the dog and our male cat. And today she did it with the tortoise too. Shelly also made an attempt at the stairs today. He plopped head first down one step. Then, paced back and forth along the edge stopping to lean over, stretch his neck out and get a good look at the next step. He decided it was too high. Once was enough. Sammy spanked Shelly’s butt. “Of course it’s too high for you stupid! Now get back up here so I can pretend to stalk you!” It’s never dull in this house.

Wow I didn’t realize Tortoises were that ambitious!!❤

Tortoise : You can run but you can't hide, Cat !

Tortoises can run around for HOURS and not even seem to be phased by it. It's soo cool to see.

0:05 that is the fastest tortoise I've seen.

You know it's bad, when freaking cats - a specie, that's famous around the internet for making much larger animals run in fear, is scared of it.

I like how at 1:36 the tortoise seemed very close yet hesisant to bite the cats face.

0:22 that cat was chilling and turtles be starting shit for no damn reason. Then he still was not done with him. Turtles bout that life! Love them! 😂😂😂

Poor turtle wants friends, the cats are afraid.

When we see turtles we see this dumpy, fat, cute animal but in nature they are very territorial. That’s exactly what is happening here. They are being territorial with these cats.

Great pets, very hardy and personable. And this is hilarious!

Jokes and fun aside, a tortoise of a right size can seriously hurt & damage another animal with it's bite. Everything's fun and jokes until a cat gets injuried or even loses a toe.

That tortoise is definitely A-pack predator.

You see all these cats fighting alligators but running away from tortoises

Lol, turtles must really not like cats😆

It's like those horror movies where the killer is incredibly slow but terrifyingly relentless.

Wtf is up with the trumpet player?

This video was basically a real life version of Filburt and Dr. Hutchinson's wedding xD

The last one though 😂

Tortoises seem to be the only animal cats back down from 😂

Cat : leave me alone bro!! Tortoise : no bro give me the 3 dollars you owe me.

Turtles are so savage! 😂🐢

My tortoise did this at first but now it's only cuddles. Socialize them young

Wow. The cat can back off to the next county and the little tank just keeps coming.

toughness: 100 agility: 4 attack: 1 the turtle class' extreme innate defenses make it excellent for tanking damage and harassing enemies, making them reposition, relieving your party of unwanted aggro. They often win battles by outlasting their opponets with their vast amount of toughness, not by inflicting significative damage. Suggested perks: Alligator turtle beak: Enables the skill CHOMP, causing extreme piercing damage to a single enemy. Can only do if enemy is taunted. Reduces defenses by half. Box turtle shell: Double defenses and become immune to debuffs but become unable to move or attack. Alligator turtle shell: Reflect a portion of the damage you take back to the source. This has less defenses than box turtle shell, but allows for extra free damage. Sea turtle form: Superior movement in aquatic areas, but near useless in land.

They are really smart animals *"Tortoises Have Amazing Long-Term Memory and Greatly Underestimated Intelligence."*

Seems like Turtle is the only animal which cats cannot scare away or just dominate over, unlike all the other animals no matter how big they are, they'd always run away from the cat, but not turtles.

Once a tortoise bites a cat in the tail, the cat screams

The ending was my favorite part

They're so cute I cannot 😭😭😭

I heard turtles could really eat, maybe that’s why they were trying to bite that cat. My tortoise once tried to eat my finger when I tried to touch it’s forehead

If you look closely, you can see that the first cat is polydactyl.

Let us be happy tortoises not as big as cars...😂

Music is "interesting". Sounds like popcorn that refuses to pop.. Go trumpet!!

Damn, Bowser's Fury looks dope.

That armour really pays for itself

I’ve never seen such a quick tortoise

The last one was really cute 😄

I feel sad for the cats

That's the cutest thing ever seen. A tortoise beefing with a cat.

"Why is this rock chasing me?" -Cat

There's no hesitance in tortoises, there's no doubt. Literal tanks.

Tortoises vs. cats 8:2 ! No one can stop these little groundfloor tanks!

LOL, I think those cats are saying WTH! Hy-larious!

Turtles: why are you running?

Just loved the videos, I have uploaded some of my Tortoise and the cat, he always makes me laugh .I am new at this if you have any tips or advice it would be much appreciated. thank you.

turtles in a half shell turtle power 😛

Mr tortoise don’t want peace he is looking for problems always 😂

7 years later, I get Turtles Chasing Cats. W 🏆 😁

"if the cat takes my space, I take the cat's face."

Turtle power, my right

Love the music!

It's no longer rabbit vs. tortoise but cat vs. tortoise.

They looking for warm blooded embrace.

Can someone please tell me the music thats played?

Cats just don't know how to deal with an opponent that doesn't move fast or run away.

That first turtle had some serious beef with that cat cuz I ain't never seen a turtle move that fast

1:26 that is a whole lot of kitty😂😂😂😂

Everybody gangsta Till the tortoise fucking rushes towards the cat

Those tortoises woke up and chose voilence.

That tortoise is nothing but a bully! LOL

I never seen a tortoises run that fast

This made me smile!!! 😉

the ones at the last look very cute awww

"MOM! THIS ROCK IS MOVING!"

i never knew these reptiles were so aggressive and territorial..

The tortoise wants to be friends ❤

1:30 CHONK ALERT

tortoise and the hairball. seems like the tortoise is pretty onery

Lol that turtle at the end said “yus I like this furry terrain, is very nice”

well now i know when i get my tortoise that that cats dont stand a chance lol

Who could have possibly thought. Out of ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL the animals in the animal kingdom…

The music on this is perfect. 😄🐢🐈‍⬛❤️

Climbing, one of the things that cats are best at, and the one thing that they can do to defeat the tortoise, is the last thing they think of. Lol.

Gee how annoying are turtles?? 😂😂😂

hillarious + great music :)

does the first cat have polydactyrl or whatever its called basicaly more that normal amount of fingers i heard its not that rare for cats and this cat seems to have realy big feet

This is how a fight between me and Vedal would go

Cats are very fast but they don't have a shell to protect them.

This is not ok. The one clip where the cat is "playing" with the tortoise? Yeah, when cats play they're hunting. Those are real claws. Tortoises have extremely soft skin around their necks and upper joints. This isn't cute, it's dangerous. That tortoise could die. Letting a tortoise bite a cat because it's "cute" or "trying to make friends" is not ok. That can seriously injure a cat's tail or toes. Not just hurt, injure. These pet owners are being reckless.

The last clip ❤❤

Don't let your cat or tortoise touch each other, cat claws and saliva contain a lot of dangerous bacteria for other animals. Wounds from cat claws get infected really fast!

2:36 lol same like mine two. they allways try climbing on something to break out XD

They're just keeping Splinter safe.

I had no idea that tortoises can't get enough of trolling cats. Now I kind a want a cat and a tortoise to annoy him.

Wonderful. Thank you for sharing that.

they're a bit bitey, those tortoises!

Tortoise: puny feline mortal can’t hurt me