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In this video from a Pristine Seas expedition to the Seychelles, under way now, expedition leader Paul Rose stumbles upon mating giant tortoises on Assumption Island. The angry male pursues Rose and a cameraman ... very slowly. For more information on Pristine Seas, visit www.pristineseas.org.
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@nickyboy22071989
@nickyboy22071989 8 лет назад
Goes home to England, sitting in his room about 10 years later. Tortoise rocks up at his house like: "You didn't think I'd forgotten about you did you?!"
@zlazher
@zlazher 7 лет назад
lmao!!!
@nooted5676
@nooted5676 7 лет назад
dead😂😂
@brown_beauty8428
@brown_beauty8428 7 лет назад
😂😂😂😂
@onehappypepper8732
@onehappypepper8732 7 лет назад
Australia *
@DainnGreywall
@DainnGreywall 7 лет назад
Turtle shows up at his grave after he passes away "I win... motherfucker"
@alexspalding4945
@alexspalding4945 5 лет назад
“Hold on baby I’ll take care of this punk”
@realityking643
@realityking643 5 лет назад
Lol
@Valhalla_Heathen
@Valhalla_Heathen 5 лет назад
Dying of laughter here !!! 🤣🤣
@ariesking605
@ariesking605 5 лет назад
Good 1
@aloks81
@aloks81 5 лет назад
Hahahahah
@user-fz4le1ge1e
@user-fz4le1ge1e 5 лет назад
Comes back, "I think I wore him out babe, such a sissy he ran the whole time"
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 года назад
Everybody comments on how the tortoise is too slow and cannot pose any threat, but it DID make the human leave the ground already, with its determination and attitude. And it will outlive him too.
@abdhulhackul2620
@abdhulhackul2620 3 года назад
Too bad his gf left to find another partner
@commonman6382
@commonman6382 3 года назад
Hmmm North Korean president here again
@ruthrios8249
@ruthrios8249 3 года назад
plus if it DID get close enough, tortoises have a pretty strong bite 😆
@Iron-Bridge
@Iron-Bridge 3 года назад
Valid comment. Especially with Kim Jong Un knowing how to 'outlive' everybody .😏
@dr.anderson1847
@dr.anderson1847 3 года назад
Also being bit by a turtle is no joke, they have hooks for a reason
@arunmoses2197
@arunmoses2197 Год назад
I started laughing so hard when the tortoise got up, looked straight at the guy and started walking towards him. Terrifying stuff
@misskay46
@misskay46 Год назад
🤣🤣🤣
@Dimaz42
@Dimaz42 Год назад
tortoise: _you think I'm playin? I ain't playin around, bruh.._ 🐢
@tomodachi1644
@tomodachi1644 Год назад
The guy: "beautiful"
@evanbelisle8464
@evanbelisle8464 Год назад
Scared hunter slowly unfolds SPAS-12
@L_U-K_E
@L_U-K_E 9 месяцев назад
lmao
@justaguy5615
@justaguy5615 3 года назад
The tortoise approaching him in anger The guy: beautiful...
@ashokkumarsaxena7867
@ashokkumarsaxena7867 3 года назад
69th like
@dr.s.choudhury8089
@dr.s.choudhury8089 3 года назад
😂😂😂
@vanvaneful
@vanvaneful 3 года назад
😂😂🤣
@rabiatuladawiyahrozlan3836
@rabiatuladawiyahrozlan3836 3 года назад
603th 😂
@applypressure9193
@applypressure9193 3 года назад
924th lets go
@chilledspartan1174
@chilledspartan1174 3 года назад
Female tortoise: “Did you get him dear?” Male tortoise: “I scared him off, he knows what he did...”
@rashidjurgens9992
@rashidjurgens9992 3 года назад
LMAO
@mp6640
@mp6640 3 года назад
Lmfao 🤣
@shreyasankar6927
@shreyasankar6927 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jdblueee
@jdblueee 3 года назад
😂😂
@136_elgaarsiaikramramdani5
@136_elgaarsiaikramramdani5 3 года назад
Lol
@SteffiHenri1992
@SteffiHenri1992 3 года назад
I'm from the Seychelles and I grew up with these magnificant creatures. He wasn't angry, he was looking for attention. Male tortoises love tourists and this one just wanted a neck scratch! They can be very persistant so if you want your peace just give them some neck scratches. They'll go away eventually. Females are notoriously shy and will mostly avoid humans. I miss them so much, I don't know any other type of tortoise that is this friendly to humans. If they didn't get so big and produce so much waste I would have snuck one into my apartment in EU by now :D
@chinnywanders
@chinnywanders 3 года назад
He looks like he will bite though haha
@SteffiHenri1992
@SteffiHenri1992 3 года назад
@@chinnywanders Because he wasn't getting what he wanted lol
@olliefoxx7165
@olliefoxx7165 3 года назад
@@SteffiHenri1992 So they like their necks scratched? I didn't know tortoises liked scratches or humans. Very interesting
@geoculus5606
@geoculus5606 3 года назад
@@olliefoxx7165 They can actually feel sensations on their shells, too and enjoy being rubbed all over.
@olliefoxx7165
@olliefoxx7165 3 года назад
@@geoculus5606 Even their shells? I didn't know that. It's nice to know certain tortoises like a good scratch. They aren't s creature that one would think they'd like human contact. They're amazing creatures.
@Worldconc
@Worldconc 3 года назад
I love the confidence Super slow has no crazy attacks still moves towards a bigger predator as if he's got laser in his eyes
@mindtraveller100
@mindtraveller100 Год назад
Not a bigger predator. A predator. Tortoises are not predators. Besides, no crazy attacks? That was the definition of a crazy attack. Do not confuse lack of speed with lack of crazyness. Tortoise got lucky attacking a person who respects animals. Someone who doesn´t, could have mauled the tortoise to death...
@stoplyingabout
@stoplyingabout Год назад
@@mindtraveller100 I think oasisASMR was saying that the tortoise is crazy/brave for trying to attack a larger predator (the human).
@Phenigma
@Phenigma 3 года назад
That tortoise totally went back to his girlfriend saying he killed them.
@toxicblood5548
@toxicblood5548 3 года назад
Lol
@jaalan7896
@jaalan7896 3 года назад
I killed him for you babe.
@oliviaem8496
@oliviaem8496 3 года назад
Jaalan how romantic says the gf
@echid-8199
@echid-8199 3 года назад
Lmao
@user-ux3qt4sx3e
@user-ux3qt4sx3e 3 года назад
😂😁
@andreselijahlezama
@andreselijahlezama 3 года назад
The nerve of humans. Poor guy probably waited 50 years for this moment.
@homelesshannah50
@homelesshannah50 3 года назад
So what? He's got another 80 to get some more puntang
@andreselijahlezama
@andreselijahlezama 3 года назад
@@homelesshannah50 hahaha
@zhongxina475
@zhongxina475 3 года назад
Andres Lezama ?
@andreselijahlezama
@andreselijahlezama 3 года назад
@@zhongxina475 yes
@zhongxina475
@zhongxina475 3 года назад
Andres Lezama why did you pin someone who’s not there
@agape_99
@agape_99 3 года назад
Fact: Tortoise perceives its own motion as normal speed and the guy’s as a fly
@EnclaviousFiraga
@EnclaviousFiraga 2 года назад
Flies must be traveling at the speed of sound in comparison
@anglerfish9723
@anglerfish9723 2 года назад
@@EnclaviousFiraga lol
@ieat10kittens94
@ieat10kittens94 2 года назад
And flies see in slow motion
@areebach144
@areebach144 3 года назад
Everyone is gangsta until the tortoise starts running 👁😂
@arifeqbalansari2952
@arifeqbalansari2952 3 года назад
It means Tortoise never became gangsta😬
@mindtraveller100
@mindtraveller100 Год назад
And by "running", you mean "walking slowly"...
@regolith1350
@regolith1350 3 года назад
Five years later, while in bed with a woman, he notices a tortoise staring at them through the bedroom window.
@NikkiC777
@NikkiC777 3 года назад
🤣🤣Haha! 🏠🐢
@NikkiC777
@NikkiC777 3 года назад
Then a few years after that they go camping and the tortoise shows up there🏕🐢 ......... Then years later at the beach.🌊⛱🐢HaHa.
@abhishekgourav6144
@abhishekgourav6144 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@jonathanliew1847
@jonathanliew1847 3 года назад
😂hagaggagagagagga
@feurigerStern
@feurigerStern 3 года назад
LOL. Nothing worse than a tortoise stalker.
@fallingstar2022
@fallingstar2022 5 лет назад
"Wait sweetie let me teach this peeping tom a lesson. Just gonna chase him down across the field. Be back in a year or so."
@richardwere4487
@richardwere4487 5 лет назад
'Don't forget the milk... '
@rahulparutube
@rahulparutube 4 года назад
Hahaha
@charliebowman785
@charliebowman785 4 года назад
Holly cow somebody to save the guy!
@SiddharthSinghFiery69
@SiddharthSinghFiery69 3 года назад
😆🤣
@kuku3007
@kuku3007 3 года назад
XD
@Dimaz42
@Dimaz42 Год назад
every time you sleeping, eating, watching RU-vid videos, etc. this tortoise is one step closer to you..
@DarkOmegaMK2
@DarkOmegaMK2 Год назад
Imagine if it never stopped at all, ever, and he always knew your location. You wouldn't be able to sleep knowing he would catch up to you eventually.
@shuikkanen
@shuikkanen Год назад
It follows
@lunam7249
@lunam7249 Год назад
like a terminator!!
@GreenSabre187
@GreenSabre187 Год назад
@@shuikkanen Turtle follows
@StickerWyck
@StickerWyck Год назад
* flips him on his shell * heh what now, kid?
@Archimedes.5000
@Archimedes.5000 Год назад
The snail on steroids
@romanbucharist4708
@romanbucharist4708 5 лет назад
It's not the speed that bothers me. But the DETERMINATION that tortoise has. How far would it chase him???
@thegreatafrican3367
@thegreatafrican3367 5 лет назад
Yes
@aximat
@aximat 5 лет назад
yes
@axelmateo6189
@axelmateo6189 5 лет назад
Yes
@rishabh2885
@rishabh2885 5 лет назад
Yes
@mcmonouncle3492
@mcmonouncle3492 5 лет назад
No
@nazik_adam
@nazik_adam 3 года назад
Imagine if the tortise just started running really fast out of no where.
@danieladeyinka3829
@danieladeyinka3829 3 года назад
😂😂😂 scariest thing ever!!
@Make-Asylums-Great-Again
@Make-Asylums-Great-Again 3 года назад
Epic
@liliumjade
@liliumjade 3 года назад
Your thumbnail works well your comment 😂
@eddieroadrunner6691
@eddieroadrunner6691 3 года назад
Nazik Adam 🤣🤣🤣
@healthyummytummy
@healthyummytummy 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@amitaggarwal3158
@amitaggarwal3158 3 года назад
_Tortoise goes in the shell_ Explorer: "I think the poor guy has given up" _Comes out with a machine gun_ Tortoise: "You shall never block a cok again"
@qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095
@qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095 3 года назад
hahahahaha
@briannabonner7703
@briannabonner7703 3 года назад
Lmaoo
@mollflanders9314
@mollflanders9314 3 года назад
😆😆😆😆
@holysavvy2679
@holysavvy2679 3 года назад
Yo i literally laughed out loud at this!! 🤣🤣🤣
@randomhuman1754
@randomhuman1754 2 года назад
Comment so original the Chinese already copied it
@heywaitMarlee
@heywaitMarlee 3 года назад
Omg this tortoise is so adorable. Him chasing after the guy and him just encouraging the big dude to come after him....so cute!!!!
@nanyafahkinbiznes1352
@nanyafahkinbiznes1352 7 лет назад
i wonder how many curses that tortoise was firing
@Bnnanna
@Bnnanna 7 лет назад
Violette Summer he might not be american ;)
@noahtevelde6000
@noahtevelde6000 7 лет назад
Fernanda Huscher some of the words in this look slanted
@nanyafahkinbiznes1352
@nanyafahkinbiznes1352 7 лет назад
Someone pls make a Dub!!!
@ziskav
@ziskav 7 лет назад
Fernanda Huscher Are you dumb?
@nanyafahkinbiznes1352
@nanyafahkinbiznes1352 7 лет назад
And so do I
@HarmonixsLoL
@HarmonixsLoL 3 года назад
The tortoise is like " you may be faster than me, but I'm gonna out live you".
@AKDHFR
@AKDHFR 3 года назад
savage
@friedlemons5201
@friedlemons5201 3 года назад
reminds me of that scene from Flapjack
@joshspinks9792
@joshspinks9792 3 года назад
@Hamonixs he just never stops following him for the rest of his life he’s always in a relentless pursuits of him
@somethchan1582
@somethchan1582 3 года назад
We’ll see about that! *shoots gun*
@sedzanithilivhali882
@sedzanithilivhali882 3 года назад
Not with all this global warming you aren't
@nincompooplol
@nincompooplol 3 года назад
two tortoises: **mating in peace** human: must interrupt.
@shiggydiggy8308
@shiggydiggy8308 Год назад
Kinda wonder what he'd actually do if he caught him
@NumbNicole
@NumbNicole Год назад
Bite his legs, what else CAN he do.
@shiggydiggy8308
@shiggydiggy8308 Год назад
@@NumbNicole I was imagining he'd just paw at him, or keep bumping him with his head
@misterb3577
@misterb3577 Год назад
Tortoises have a strong bite and a hooked beak, so it would probably take a chunk out of his leg if it ever got close enough to bite him.
@dakedakinson64
@dakedakinson64 Год назад
He would bite off his fingers.
@mindtraveller100
@mindtraveller100 Год назад
Guy kept backing up because he did not want to hurt the tortoise. A strong kick in the head, and bye bye...
@eheehe6034
@eheehe6034 5 лет назад
Tortoise: "DONT MOVE IM GOING TO CHASE YOU 😡😡😡" Guy: "Beautiful 💓💗💕💞"
@aeureus
@aeureus 5 лет назад
I like you
@justinwang4386
@justinwang4386 5 лет назад
I also like you
@vikesfanmn
@vikesfanmn 5 лет назад
I like you as well
@richardjuarez7123
@richardjuarez7123 5 лет назад
I like you even more
@vikesfanmn
@vikesfanmn 5 лет назад
@@richardjuarez7123 YO RICHIE WANNA FIGHT?? It's okay baby, I like you the most ;)
@hamentbindra2659
@hamentbindra2659 3 года назад
Tortoise: "Why are you runnin' , WHY ARE YOU RUNNIN' "
@jastinisip
@jastinisip 3 года назад
If you read this VI VON ZULUL
@smartart6378
@smartart6378 3 года назад
ahhhhhhh ahhhhhh
@tylersingleton9284
@tylersingleton9284 3 года назад
Do u know da wei?
@hujajiblamble3337
@hujajiblamble3337 3 года назад
I read that in an afrikaans accent 😂💀
@WolfSpiritQueen
@WolfSpiritQueen 3 года назад
I laughed too hard at this!!
@nightstriker3592
@nightstriker3592 2 года назад
I don't why but knowing that turtle is angry and even though it approaches them slowly, it still looks menacing lol
@life_is.a.race_iam.a.racsist
It's been 7 years legends has it the tortoise is chasing him, the guy is still running for his life.
@LynaGalliara
@LynaGalliara 3 года назад
Female puts her head in the bushes like she's so embarrassed someone had seen them
@DOPExPIRATE
@DOPExPIRATE 3 года назад
LMFAO
@yuwanimeegahawatte6696
@yuwanimeegahawatte6696 3 года назад
LMAO underrated
@missylou82
@missylou82 3 года назад
Yup. They want their privacy when mating together.
@muskansinha9509
@muskansinha9509 3 года назад
LMAO🤣🤣🤣
@beansthedino3029
@beansthedino3029 3 года назад
@@missylou82 ye
@mamamiabenjamia
@mamamiabenjamia 3 года назад
when a bull tortoise charges, you have only hours to escape.
@cr7editz686
@cr7editz686 3 года назад
🤣🤣
@tedsheckler6300
@tedsheckler6300 3 года назад
I was once charged by a bull tortoise... I luckily escaped in 1 minute.
@hellbusterdragon
@hellbusterdragon 3 года назад
Phew, it missed me by only an hour
@mzlibertyrose8586
@mzlibertyrose8586 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@sitesh95
@sitesh95 3 года назад
no. years
@mpaung
@mpaung 3 года назад
Tortise: You've ruined my life moment. I spent my whole life searching for this one chance. 😂
@ayivanonamia2225
@ayivanonamia2225 Год назад
Looking straight towards his face, it really looks terrifying. Roar!
@BeenyTube95
@BeenyTube95 3 года назад
Male-tortoise: "Hey honey, I'll brb, gotta take care of this perv" Female-tortoise: "Okay babe, how long you gonna take?" Male-tortoise: "Oh just about a day or two"
@spag123
@spag123 3 года назад
Imagine tortoise saying brb
@Someone-sk8cg
@Someone-sk8cg 3 года назад
Her: So fast?!
@Murdermagictricks
@Murdermagictricks 3 года назад
Oh that's fast
@AK-YouTube.
@AK-YouTube. 3 года назад
Or maybe a wee... I mean month.
@priscillablount6862
@priscillablount6862 3 года назад
Hilarious
@LetsTakeWalk
@LetsTakeWalk 5 лет назад
It’s 2045. The grave of Paul Rose is kept up very well. A shadow slowly approaches. “I finally got you”, the tortoise thinks.
@decepticonreaver9139
@decepticonreaver9139 5 лет назад
Nah the tortoise would interrupt Paul's mating process and have a army of tortoises slowy walking towards him.
@rollerbladinggeek5507
@rollerbladinggeek5507 4 года назад
How long did it take you to come up with that comment?
@mojavedesert2987
@mojavedesert2987 4 года назад
😂😂😂
@jampo486
@jampo486 3 года назад
Tortoise: “haha I win and you lose, what you gonna do now boy”
@piratesmurf4251
@piratesmurf4251 3 года назад
send me some lottery winning numbers for like Power Ball for September 05. 2020
@oddztheweirdo
@oddztheweirdo 6 месяцев назад
Lmao that tortoise was furious 😭😭 The tortoise’s stare tho 2:06 💀
@thehorrorhound6575
@thehorrorhound6575 5 месяцев назад
0:52 He’s like “hey!! You! You blue ballin’ Mfer get over here!”
@kamilm5614
@kamilm5614 3 года назад
Now that’s what you call “slowly coming in for the kill.” Lmao.
@socallawrence
@socallawrence 3 года назад
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine? A slowpoke Ughhh that was corny ha 🤦🏽‍♂️
@Gameboy-Unboxings
@Gameboy-Unboxings 2 года назад
Haha coming.
@martinjoror3288
@martinjoror3288 3 года назад
Can understand the frustration. You never know for how many years the poor tortoise travelled down the road to meet his girlfriend just to be interrupted like that.
@emanuelneagu14
@emanuelneagu14 3 года назад
right, we can't blame the tortoise but I'm sure in the end he got back to her and it was all fine so we shouldn't really worry about it
@lewarzebari2894
@lewarzebari2894 3 года назад
Imagine how angry he must have been, can imagine he saying just letme reach u.. if didn’t happend with my gf u will replace her
@emanuelneagu14
@emanuelneagu14 3 года назад
@@lewarzebari2894 you really think dat rude hooman deserves his company in any reality?! ha!
@martinjoror3288
@martinjoror3288 3 года назад
@@lewarzebari2894 lol
@cradleofrelaxation6473
@cradleofrelaxation6473 3 года назад
Martin Joror lol you’re funny
@StreetWarrior24
@StreetWarrior24 3 года назад
This is how you pursue your goals: slowly but surely.
@gordonf5553
@gordonf5553 3 года назад
You can run but you cant hide
@user-ih1ow7uu8u
@user-ih1ow7uu8u 3 года назад
@@gordonf5553 , I have a fact!
@user-ih1ow7uu8u
@user-ih1ow7uu8u 3 года назад
@@gordonf5553 , did you know that tortoises are slower than turtles?
@slajmy
@slajmy 3 года назад
But he didn't though.
@gordonf5553
@gordonf5553 3 года назад
@@user-ih1ow7uu8u No, but I guess I could've figured
@maximusdie1
@maximusdie1 Год назад
2:10 The last look the turtle gives him is like pfft you arent even worth it punk 😂🤣
@edgarrenenartatez1932
@edgarrenenartatez1932 3 года назад
Tortoises: 'That should teach this human a lesson--i'm sure he had the scare of a lifetime after that mad chase!'
@SymbolicBodom
@SymbolicBodom 3 года назад
0:45 tortoise "stay right here baby, I'll take care of that dude and be back in 2035".
@abhinavsk8292
@abhinavsk8292 3 года назад
Underrated comment
@smileflower4477
@smileflower4477 3 года назад
LMAO
@celieboo
@celieboo 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mazwide9400
@mazwide9400 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂OMG!!
@imtrappedinsangwoosbasemen246
@imtrappedinsangwoosbasemen246 3 года назад
LMAO PLS 😭🤚
@alqadiri92
@alqadiri92 5 лет назад
Imagine you injured and can't move at all and he's coming slowly slowly
@BossDogChillin
@BossDogChillin 5 лет назад
*Gasp* NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Gasp* NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@realeyes8199
@realeyes8199 5 лет назад
😂
@user-vw4cg1xq7r
@user-vw4cg1xq7r 5 лет назад
"Coming slowly"
@jfktrickshots8395
@jfktrickshots8395 5 лет назад
He could easily crush you
@the_blind_hearing6
@the_blind_hearing6 5 лет назад
@Florida Under Moonlight Lmao
@G-gnome
@G-gnome 3 года назад
The most long-winded “get off my lawn” I’ve ever seen.
@Swissswoosher
@Swissswoosher Год назад
1:21 “Don’t move my a**” had me dying 💀😂😂
@krithikkumar959
@krithikkumar959 3 года назад
Everyone is gangsta until oogway show some of his moves.
@Me27399
@Me27399 3 года назад
Dis 😂😂😂👌
@hassanayoade4459
@hassanayoade4459 3 года назад
Master oogway🤣
@kimmycassie
@kimmycassie 3 года назад
Looool
@lightyagami6949
@lightyagami6949 3 года назад
LMAO 😂
@NyanHomeschoolGirl17
@NyanHomeschoolGirl17 3 года назад
👏😂
@marion_roberts
@marion_roberts 3 года назад
"Either I catch you, or I outlive you. Either way, you're one dead peeping tom".
@nakulankurmullam2982
@nakulankurmullam2982 3 года назад
Under rated
@dru4670
@dru4670 3 года назад
😂😂😂
@aqilaammaraghani5927
@aqilaammaraghani5927 3 года назад
Okay I'm dead lol :v
@unlimitedperseverance1706
@unlimitedperseverance1706 3 года назад
lol
@georgen5723
@georgen5723 3 года назад
😅😅😅😅
@BrenQ99
@BrenQ99 Год назад
The courage and fortitude of this intrepid film crew as it is being charged by this armored, feral beast is both inspiring and terrifying.
@AverytheCubanAmerican
@AverytheCubanAmerican 3 года назад
You interrupted Master Roshi and now he's gonna take the turtle shell off.
@tylan38
@tylan38 7 лет назад
*Imagine if the turtle all of a sudden stands up on to legs and starts sprinting extremely fast*
@mukomaryan4919
@mukomaryan4919 7 лет назад
Tylan make it a water bender and you've got a Squirtle.
@ln5321
@ln5321 7 лет назад
He's gaining on you. There's blood on his face. My god, there's blood everywhere!
@13lack13ird
@13lack13ird 7 лет назад
the bold font made this comment funnier
@ooooooofy7268
@ooooooofy7268 7 лет назад
Bla Kali it's a typo my dude calm down
@gorecreature5570
@gorecreature5570 7 лет назад
Tylan I'd fucking cry xD
@TheShadowless
@TheShadowless 5 лет назад
Everyone gangsta until the tortoise starts walking towards you...
@killmeister2271
@killmeister2271 5 лет назад
i think the tortoise was sprinting actually
@aveaillium8754
@aveaillium8754 5 лет назад
@@killmeister2271 Yup. For a tortoise that's a sprint for sure!😂
@kristenotterbacher8666
@kristenotterbacher8666 4 года назад
I was literally petting a Galapagos tortoise today, as one does. And I looked straight at her and said "you know. It would be terrifying if you were fast"
@osr6447
@osr6447 3 года назад
killmeister2271 it follows
@kjvarghese1550
@kjvarghese1550 3 года назад
Good seens
@stoplyingabout
@stoplyingabout Год назад
I've never seen them angry. Wow. Didn't know they could even make that sound of agitation.
@cnj2328
@cnj2328 Год назад
Lol turtles are tough they don't care how big you are. They start fights too 😂
@mechatech9897
@mechatech9897 11 месяцев назад
The tortoise was really like, " Get out of here. I'm having a good time."
@friedchickenthegreat5162
@friedchickenthegreat5162 3 года назад
Remember, the chances of getting killed by a Tortoise is low but never zero.
@rebornshan2673
@rebornshan2673 3 года назад
Excellent
@allie4182
@allie4182 3 года назад
fantastic
@jagratabhattacharjee4991
@jagratabhattacharjee4991 3 года назад
Superb
@dracckun
@dracckun 3 года назад
So where have you been all this time Isaac?
@donkeykongisbetterthanmari7495
@donkeykongisbetterthanmari7495 3 года назад
this is so funny
@Emmanuel-tq1vc
@Emmanuel-tq1vc 3 года назад
Guy: He got wind of us! Tortoise: *starts angrily slow walking towards guy*
@mehnottoday
@mehnottoday 3 года назад
"beautiful"
@afrazurrahman
@afrazurrahman 3 года назад
I pressed the like it turns to 1k....pressed it Again... Now it's 999
@branalexboyd
@branalexboyd 3 года назад
Correction: Tortoise was full sprint just very slowly
@TicoStudio90
@TicoStudio90 3 года назад
The minute the tortoise sees Paul away, it just turns and heads back to where it left off. Brilliant 👌
@infinphoenix13
@infinphoenix13 3 года назад
The tortoise is like "go ahead and laugh, you'll be long gone while I'll live another 100 years".
@surenkumar2573
@surenkumar2573 3 года назад
Cameraman: *being eaten alive by tortoise* Guy: “Don’t move, not a single muscle”
@riteshyeddu9186
@riteshyeddu9186 3 года назад
😂😂
@Bagchaser405
@Bagchaser405 3 года назад
Dude has a deathwish for turtles
@DangoSix
@DangoSix 3 года назад
🤣
@rickvandam3238
@rickvandam3238 3 года назад
The dude even : said dont move my bleep
@YowLife
@YowLife 3 года назад
(Cameraman has died...the tortoise leaves.) "What are you resting for?! He's getting away!"
@abhaydxyt6282
@abhaydxyt6282 3 года назад
1:15 Paul: "Don't move" Cameraman: Don't move my a**
@sarahgamayon3957
@sarahgamayon3957 3 года назад
HAHAHHA
@crackerman5519
@crackerman5519 3 года назад
hfaJagahaga
@Emily-tf6gz
@Emily-tf6gz 3 года назад
WHHAHS
@chelseaalexus1839
@chelseaalexus1839 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@simsim2159
@simsim2159 3 года назад
😂😂
@Johncourt409
@Johncourt409 6 месяцев назад
That Tortoise used to be shy and didn’t like confrontation. I’m glad to see he finally came out of his shell.
@lilyroeun7324
@lilyroeun7324 3 года назад
The comment section is so funny, I literally subscribed to everyone down here.
3 года назад
The Tortoise: Trying to kill him Him: Gorgeous
@ravipathak3679
@ravipathak3679 3 года назад
**Everybody gangsta untill the tortoise suddenly becomes faster**
@ueihgn9465
@ueihgn9465 3 года назад
Imagine the guy accidentally tripping while walking backwards
@jiudejose7847
@jiudejose7847 3 года назад
XD BREH
@RedAlert3Uprising
@RedAlert3Uprising 3 года назад
*Wide Putin music starts*
@Positivemotivation662
@Positivemotivation662 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣One trip and LMAOOOOOO
@drizzyd.r.k.e1989
@drizzyd.r.k.e1989 3 года назад
Faster than a cheetah HAHAHA
@rajat_singla
@rajat_singla 3 года назад
"There are no Oogways" - Master accident
@custardcreams92
@custardcreams92 2 года назад
Bloke: "mating totoises, how lucky is that?" Tortoise: "I was about to be!"
@izuksammy
@izuksammy 6 лет назад
Fast forward ten years and the tortoise rings his doorbell.
@user-qh4db9lk6u
@user-qh4db9lk6u 6 лет назад
Lecture or Ticket but not Both LOL
@allofthiswasanexperimentlo9641
what about knocks his dooor down? :P
@aamirbasir5464
@aamirbasir5464 6 лет назад
Lecture or Ticket but not Both That plot twist
@alexchesbro
@alexchesbro 6 лет назад
FBI OPEN UP
@100-People
@100-People 6 лет назад
“I’ll catch you one day you fiend!”
@zozica2187
@zozica2187 6 лет назад
100 People 😂
@dheerajsongara9086
@dheerajsongara9086 6 лет назад
😂😂
@Deepaksingh-dw9ir
@Deepaksingh-dw9ir 6 лет назад
😂😂😂
@devdattshrikhandepatil6574
@devdattshrikhandepatil6574 6 лет назад
😂😂😂
@TimeStopper20XX
@TimeStopper20XX 6 лет назад
Im the 3,500th like
@mountainjay
@mountainjay 3 года назад
Mitch McConnell looks rather lively here, much more so than we're used to seeing him.
@chrishansen9731
@chrishansen9731 2 года назад
Well yeah he was making whoopee
@xafdil
@xafdil 3 года назад
Tortoise: "alright honey, I'm gonna buy some milk, come back later"
@sharpie_god9130
@sharpie_god9130 5 лет назад
"Don't move don't move. Don't move anything." Okay dude, even though that turtle is deadass slow, i still feel intimidated enough to start running.
@2MinuteLessons
@2MinuteLessons 3 года назад
That's not a turtle That's a tortoise.
@ankit13825
@ankit13825 3 года назад
Tortoise noob
@tiger1995grvr
@tiger1995grvr 3 года назад
U need biodiversity class
@subg8858
@subg8858 3 года назад
Tortoises are turtles
@ankit13825
@ankit13825 3 года назад
@@subg8858 you are a silver back then. Btw I'm sorry they are better.
@andreahatecats
@andreahatecats 9 лет назад
Probably the cutest "Come at me Bro!" moment i've ever seen!
@BodeLang
@BodeLang 9 лет назад
Andrea Renaye that was put on CommentCave
@andreahatecats
@andreahatecats 9 лет назад
AC Slaters Nipples haha thats awesome. thanks! never even heard of it before so i checked it out.
@aximat
@aximat 5 лет назад
Except not cute for the tortoise
@umarakmal2009
@umarakmal2009 5 лет назад
Andrea Renaye 1k likes
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 года назад
The tortoise: *I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money...but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.*
@LavenderValley777
@LavenderValley777 3 года назад
So adorable vulnerable creatures.. got to be protected
@admind.l.a995
@admind.l.a995 5 лет назад
you were lucky. if the tortoise was serious, he will send you into the spirit realm
@ripvanwinkle9935
@ripvanwinkle9935 5 лет назад
It's master Oogway!
@Kata_Rin
@Kata_Rin 5 лет назад
John Marston HECK yeah!
@Kata_Rin
@Kata_Rin 5 лет назад
John Marston in chinese, we call him Master Wugui! Interesting to see how other countries spell it.
@harshjain5813
@harshjain5813 5 лет назад
Quantum realm??
@harriny1959
@harriny1959 5 лет назад
@@harshjain5813 Not even close buddy it's KungFu Panda
@Asr.-
@Asr.- 3 года назад
Look at his face, he is determined to chase this guy
@silent_dolphin3970
@silent_dolphin3970 3 года назад
yh with all that struggling
@randyrichmondiii3415
@randyrichmondiii3415 3 года назад
Gotta love his confidence
@princesscadance197
@princesscadance197 Год назад
The way its head so stiffly moves while it approaches the cameraman gives me the vibes of those old toys where the machinery is entirely within the body, and the head is just a detailed, stiff piece of rubber stuck onto the front.
@itsgalixzy
@itsgalixzy 3 года назад
1:50 Paul Rose really hit the tortoise with the "This isn't even my final form".
@GenScinmore
@GenScinmore 8 лет назад
he's gonna wake up that night in his hotel/tent to the old man tortoise who finally caught up.
@ciresi43
@ciresi43 8 лет назад
+Gen Scinmore And then the Norman Bates shower music Plays. :)
@mosquitobight
@mosquitobight 8 лет назад
+Gen Scinmore he better not be sleeping in the nude when that happens...
@unspokenrespect
@unspokenrespect 8 лет назад
+Gen Scinmore LOL thats a scary thought.
@cameltoejoe69
@cameltoejoe69 8 лет назад
+Gen Scinmore reminds me of that movie "it follows" LMAO
@adultdiapers9682
@adultdiapers9682 8 лет назад
Then the tortoise has a cruel smile and he says "you disturb me and my Bae,now I go to your Bae"
@asimgiri4269
@asimgiri4269 3 года назад
Tortoises would be the creepiest animal if only they had speed like a cheetah.
@sabrinax4575
@sabrinax4575 3 года назад
Was just thinking this! Lol
@Vedlom
@Vedlom 3 года назад
Just imagine a 100-230 kg shell slamming into you at a speed of 120km/h. It would turn you into mist. Which puts in perspective the Tortoises from Terraria and how everyone was angry at them being able to kill players instantly by slamming into them from a charge.
@dolphinreacts532
@dolphinreacts532 3 года назад
@@Vedlom I swear one of those things appear every time I'm getting swarmed by derplings.
@mcaesario
@mcaesario 3 года назад
There should be a book about that. I used to think how scary it'll be if horses are carnivores with sharp spiky teeth
@kanishk7214
@kanishk7214 3 года назад
@@mcaesario not horses but deers are seen eating meat
@Cosmicz272
@Cosmicz272 2 года назад
human is faster than tortoise tortoise: you can outrun me but you cant outlive me
@bendypencil2519
@bendypencil2519 Год назад
not sure why, but the "He's caught wind of us." just gets me
@NickFigures
@NickFigures 8 лет назад
you made master oogway angry
@nathzu24
@nathzu24 8 лет назад
haha hilarious
@cadetkatana2293
@cadetkatana2293 8 лет назад
Fuckimg gold XD
@mikeymanx1171
@mikeymanx1171 7 лет назад
Nick Figures OMG. 😂😂😂
@benjaminraymond7733
@benjaminraymond7733 7 лет назад
Nick Figures skadoosh
@FrancisLinco23
@FrancisLinco23 6 лет назад
LMAOOO 😂😂😂
@beauxrathburn
@beauxrathburn 5 лет назад
When that guy is getting It on with his wife the tortoise will be looking through the window with a camera crew.
@etishascorner7997
@etishascorner7997 3 года назад
Lol 😂
@myeramimclerie7869
@myeramimclerie7869 3 года назад
if I was his friend I would secretly pull up a few cameras (not turned on of course) to his bedroom and put a selfie of that tortoise on the window 😁
@sumerrana6805
@sumerrana6805 3 года назад
sounds like a perfect script for next ninja title
@nazimali7942
@nazimali7942 3 года назад
Best revenge
@muskanrath7125
@muskanrath7125 3 года назад
😂😂🤨such dirty thoughts 😁😉😂😂
@Kat-mu8wq
@Kat-mu8wq 3 года назад
I've watched this 20 times now.. It is brilliant
@SY-rz9fz
@SY-rz9fz 3 года назад
That perspective shot tho, I was genuinely scared for 3 seconds. 😂😂
@BrainyySmurf
@BrainyySmurf 6 лет назад
By the time the male tortoise gets back to the female: Male tortoise: so where were we? Female tortoise: never mind, the moment has passed...
@shanqism3923
@shanqism3923 6 лет назад
John Doe 😂
@toriliemach5901
@toriliemach5901 6 лет назад
By the time he gets back, it'd be time for child support.
@absolutechaosgaminggamesvl6456
That's when it goes godspeed
@YourSuizo
@YourSuizo 6 лет назад
John Doe Prob did it with another male tortoise while this one was chasing
@devdattshrikhandepatil6574
@devdattshrikhandepatil6574 6 лет назад
😂😂😂
@angelvids6024
@angelvids6024 5 лет назад
Imagine 5 years later that thing turns up at his door and bites his leg. 🤔
@prime3887
@prime3887 5 лет назад
Angelvids underated comment...
@alephnull4044
@alephnull4044 5 лет назад
Rings the doorbell XD
@randomlymadeanimations52
@randomlymadeanimations52 5 лет назад
*Hah*
@rencaelum4396
@rencaelum4396 5 лет назад
*Y O U D I E D*
@eunit33ForLyfe
@eunit33ForLyfe 5 лет назад
I'd rather it bite his nuts off.
@potatosalad4779
@potatosalad4779 3 года назад
Love how the camera just zooms in on the tortoise at 1:07 making it look so dramatic lol
@riproar11
@riproar11 Год назад
Like that classic nighttime scene in a horror movie, he slams the bathroom cabinet mirror closed and sees the tortoise's face in it along with a jump-scare sound.
@paladin8052
@paladin8052 3 года назад
Tortoise returned to his gf 20 years later and realized he missed his kid's high school graduation
@lolasdm6959
@lolasdm6959 3 года назад
"I am your father"
@blink184
@blink184 3 года назад
I can't stop laughing.
@VIGNESHWARRR
@VIGNESHWARRR 3 года назад
Probably not. Tortoises take 60 years to reach elementary school probably.
@matthew_natividad
@matthew_natividad 3 года назад
More like college
@cocean158
@cocean158 3 года назад
Stop it😂😂😂😂😂
@intermediateshaq2162
@intermediateshaq2162 5 лет назад
Imagine the tortoise's descendants carry out the mission
@MrDeadlySmile
@MrDeadlySmile 5 лет назад
Tortoises live for a long time. He'll probably get vengeance by getting to the guy's descendants lmao
@anonymoususer775
@anonymoususer775 5 лет назад
Lol your profile pic matches so well!
@Keysupersam798
@Keysupersam798 5 лет назад
Some Tortoises could live up to 150 years vs humans estimated 82-85 years... so... even in death, the tortoise will still be coming after him.
@Kiko-px8hu
@Kiko-px8hu 5 лет назад
The tortoise will pull up to his gravestone and say "I win"
@angbandsbane
@angbandsbane 5 лет назад
Descendants? I thought the whole point of his vendetta was that he prevented him from making descendants
@riverrhodes7394
@riverrhodes7394 3 года назад
Imagine standing there screaming as it starts to approach you, only to realize it's going like 2 miles per hour 😂
@paulapalais
@paulapalais 2 года назад
I feel bad he got interrupted. So magnificent
@karenchiavazzo2091
@karenchiavazzo2091 3 года назад
Tortoise: *Mating* Humans: “ah, so wonderful, let’s stare at two mating tortoises. “ Tortoise: “ we need some privacy mate”
@ARMYALEX1869
@ARMYALEX1869 3 года назад
Girlfriend: "who are you calling a mate, mate!?"
@ayushmanchoudhary5699
@ayushmanchoudhary5699 3 года назад
Privacy to mate*😂😂😂
@vishalsapra3407
@vishalsapra3407 3 года назад
I don’t think they r Aussies
@cupidisa
@cupidisa 3 года назад
@@ayushmanchoudhary5699 He meant “We need some privacy, mate”
@ayushmanchoudhary5699
@ayushmanchoudhary5699 3 года назад
@@cupidisa ohh come on I made a pun bro😂😂
@victorberardi628
@victorberardi628 5 лет назад
HE GOT WIND OF US *turns for 20 years*
@gorgeousfreeman4836
@gorgeousfreeman4836 5 лет назад
The human would be a skeleton lol
@whoasked4539
@whoasked4539 5 лет назад
I'm your 1k like
@mssn3166
@mssn3166 3 года назад
He’s like “you disturbed our moment!”
@KaotikBOOO
@KaotikBOOO 3 года назад
"mating tortoises! How lucky is that?" Way too enthusiastic
@86kyuan
@86kyuan 5 лет назад
Plot twist: The tortoise was trying to mate with the human
@fbiduty9919
@fbiduty9919 5 лет назад
Tortuous: well I gotta f someone.
@medstudent2863
@medstudent2863 5 лет назад
😂
@noELSE21
@noELSE21 5 лет назад
Hahahhahaha lmao
@curts7801
@curts7801 5 лет назад
“See, they call ya Chris Hansen, but me, I like to think of yas as Chris Handsome”
@unnecessary111
@unnecessary111 5 лет назад
nooo 😭😭
@mirandal.9200
@mirandal.9200 3 года назад
Could you imagine how terrifying they’d be if they could run fast?
@doctorkwack101fan
@doctorkwack101fan 3 года назад
Turn off your sound and watch the tortoise in this video walking but on your TV or just on fullscreen. The fact that he's approaching, slowly, slowly... makes it even more terrifying.
@starship-hs1qw
@starship-hs1qw 3 года назад
What could the tortious do to hurt the person who interrupted I'm so curious????
@danguy7595
@danguy7595 3 года назад
@@starship-hs1qw bite
@starship-hs1qw
@starship-hs1qw 3 года назад
@@danguy7595 I thought turtles didn't have teeth 🤷🏼‍♀️
@danguy7595
@danguy7595 3 года назад
@@starship-hs1qw they don't but they still have powerful jaws
@christie4433
@christie4433 Год назад
Tortoise:it took me a day to mate and you interrupted me…😂😂😂I ll catch you in a week and then you ll see😂😂😂😂
@Blue0000FF
@Blue0000FF Год назад
I laughed super hard. Poor fella had those robotic moves.
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