Catwoman - Nostalgia Critic 

Actually, Halle Berry would be the first to say this movie sucks. She gladly accepted, in person, the razzie award for worst actress for her role in this movie.

Just to think.......THIS was Tamara's FIRST ever appearance on a Nostalgia Critic review, and she would go on to become a regular on the show.

So was Bruce Wayne a guy who worked at a cologne company with an owner that's evil then got burned in lava, followed by a bat breathing on him turning him into a batman?

Sharon Stone’s evil plan sounds like something a Totally Spies villain would think of.

Fun fact: Halle Berry was there to accept her Razzie for worst actress. You can find the speech online.

Here’s a major thing the makers of this movie should’ve known Catwoman is just an ordinary person who is a thief that dresses in a cat costume, not a woman who’s actually half cat

I think the leather suit that she used at the beginning in the first burglar scene was more attractive than the sad excuse of a costume she used for the majority of the movie.

You know you've screwed up a comic book movie when you can't even get the character's secret identity right

Malcom sure does love his job... maybe too much...

I love how the "How to Train Your Catwoman" book is written by the actor who played Alfred in the first four Batman movies :)

"put your kitty pride into it!" Please tell me that was an X-Men reference!

“The Opposite of what we saw before! The Opposite of what we saw before! The Opposite of what we saw before! Woo!!!!!!!!!!”

When bruce wayne was dying in a pond a bat came and breathed in his mouth. thus concludes batman.

How did they turn a grounded story of an anti hero who steals for personal gain into an insulting drugged up never addressed magical anti corporate... thing?

Wait, she HAD a good cat burglar costume, and chose to wear THAT instead?

That catnip scene... What made anybody ever think to have Halle Berry rub her face in catnip was a good idea?

Can we all just agree that this is not canon to any Batman franchise? Seriously, her name is Patience?

Wasn't Catwoman meant to be named "Selena Kyle" and not "Patience"?

I hate how that she had powers when the original Catwoman was just a thief who was obsessed with cats.

Malcolm as Eartha Kitt is amazing.

"It's a movie that empowers women!" Yeah, by having the female lead wear something Morrigan and Bayonetta would call absolute trash and make her more aggressive by having a split personality via being revived by cats instead of showing natural character developmet that would make her become stronger overtime. Admit it! THEY JUST DID NOT CARE!!! Edit: For some that might not get it, my point about Bayonetta and Morrigan was even though they wear skimpy outfits, they have standards. Don't get me wrong at all, the two are absoulte bad-asses that would gladly give this movie the finger.

Malcom dressed as catwoman, well now I've seen it all

Wouldn't it be better if "Patience" was named Selena Kyle and she was hired for the job while trying to steal their money or formula for the makeup but got caught and killed by the henchmen and once she gets her Catwoman powers she wants to finish the job, but the cop boyfriend gets suspicious and Selena decides to continue to date him to divert suspicion from her, all the while growing to truly care for him but feeling she must steal the formula to protect herself and him. Sharon Stone can still be using the makeup for evil purposes, and Catwoman would still care only for the money, and Catwoman could accidentally kill the husband and must flee before the cops catch her.The Cop Boyfriend finds out and decides to let her go despite knowing she's dangerous. Selena flees to Gotham and commits her 1st crimes there and meets Batman in the ending scene. There I wrote a better movie in my reaction, it's not an Oscar winner, but by god, it's at least better than this bullshit of a film!

The way the Nostalgia Critic vanishes from the Catwomen so easily and with great stealth could only mean one thing. The Nostalgia Critic is Batman!

The only time so far that Tamara and Rachel officially starred in a Nostalgia Critic together. Maaaaan. And it turns out that this was Tamara's audition when it looked like Rachel was leaving even then

LOOKS LIKE THIS MOVIE WAS A... Complete disaster. ... What, you thought I was gonna make a cat pun? Please.

the love interest is called tom ... tom cat...that tells you how bad this movie is 9 lives dont seem so bad

That moment when he realized he has four beautiful woman in cat suits to be in his review is hilarious 🤣

im not gonna lie, the girls in catsuits acting like video kitties, that is kinda adorable

Fun fact: there's a picture of Cat Woman from Batman Returns in the pile of pictures Halle Berry was looking through on the floor when the old woman was explaining what she is. Guess that means this movie exists in the same universe as Batman Returns.

Oh my goodness Malcolm was absolutely hilarious as Eartha Kitt, and Tamara's response the first time he spoke made me laugh so hard. What a great team!

Well, there were 3 good things about this movie: Halle Berry's face, Halle Berry's body, and Halle Berry's costume. Well, we can throw in a 4th: Halle Berry's sense of humor when she accepted her Razzie award. Otherwise, the movie was a CATaclysmic failure!

Meanwhile batman tries to comprehend what he just watched

She has indestructible skin. Her internal organs and bones are still normal; so her skin wasn't damaged by the fall, her insides were.

Don't blame it on the sunshine. Don't blame it on the moon light. Don't blame on the good times. Blame it on the 15:11

Just imagine how little she'd be wearing if they were pushing for an R.

How can I get that "How To Train Your Catwoman" book?😂

I guess you could say this movie was a...... CAT-TASTROPHE? I'm sorry

This movie was a complete... CAT-ASTROPHE!!!! I'm sorry. I'm so sorry...😢

I don't blame Halle Berry at all. NO ONE could make that story, and those lines, work.

The fall doesn't kill you, the sudden stop does.

I feel bad for Halle Berry. I really do because she is a good actress. many of her other movies weren't bad and she usually gave good performances

Why does Malcom do a perfect Ertha Kitt

The introduction of Tamara. Feels just like yesterday.

Did.... did anyone on this project read the comics? Did the just not know who Catwoman is and just made a movie based on the name?

I watched this with my cat Kira and when i showed her the screen she stopped purring, got up, and walked away. I do not fucking blame her

Insert Cat-Related Pun Here. ;)

Sounds like this movie was a set up for her to fail tbh. They didn’t even get her name right

They do know that Catwoman isn't actually part cat, right? And her name is Selena Kyle and not Patience?

"Eats sushi like a cat" Why would a cat be interested in rice?

"It's a marvel" ...actually it's a DC

Catwoman should have won a special Razzie for worst editing: by god, that was really awful!

Malcom's Eartha Kitt impression is spot on XD

I love how Jim just stands up without giving a shit lmfao

I didn't think Malcolm could have a sexier and awkward...er role.

Here's a fun drinking game: Every time there's a cat pun, or someone says "cat", you take a shot to drown your sorrows.

You owe me ten dollars.

Shouldn't the Michelle Pheiffer be wearing a mask and fake claws? it was so iconic.

I think Malcolm Catwoman was the hottest of the bunch...

"The day that I died it's also the day that I truly started to live." I was given 99 days to collect the 15 heroic Eyecons, and with the help of my friends my life will truly burn bright! What do you mean "wrong show"?

The thing people forget is that the movie isn't a DC movie (you can tell because, y'know, there's no DC logo at the beginning), so it's not THE Catwoman. This makes the film much more enjoyable. Still not great, but good with popcorn.

And this is what happens when you hire an unknown French director who refuses to take any inspiration from the comics. Yeah, maybe next time tell your director to read at least one comic book before he starts directing.

“HEY!!! You seem very.... two person ish” 😂

i completely lost it at the 'catwomen can never resist a romantic dance sequence' part. Also: Damn Tamara looks so absolutely gorgeous...

Halle Berry made a personal appearance at the Razzies to apologize for the movie, so the ending of this review is inaccurate.

I feel like such a nerd when I get the subtle jokes like Kitty Pride (for anyone not as geeky as me, Kitty Pryde is the name of Shadowcat from the X-Men)

"Boobage" is now a word I will use for life.

The movie turns 15 today Still bad I’m happy Dark Knight Rises made it more serious and believable

CRAHBS nearly killed me. Really clever.

9:28 I think the critic predicted Moana!

Erh... Tiny little nitpick. Even if her skin is like marble, the fall definitely would have killed her. The skin may not have broken, but unless she was eating it her organs would definitely would have been instantly crushed by the force of the fall. Just though i would point it out.

When even Malcom in drag is a better potrayel of Catwoman than a performance that even Halle Berry despises.

"See if you can follow this explanation without cracking s smile" I already did before you even said "see," see?

27:57 "It's a marvel!" No, it's a DC.

26:42 best line in the review Why am i getting seto kaiba vivs from that line Your doing 3 beautiful women in cat suits and one man dressed up as a woman in a cat suit That's a line i never thought i say ever

All the male academia deserve an apology after the explantion of what Patience is by the 'professor'. They did not snob you, they have common sense!. Lady: I found it, I have the proof, Catwomen exists! They always have! Guy: Okay, look Frances, these are just pictures you used photoshop on, this needs to stop. Lady: NEVER! You don't want to see the truth, you, you man... Guy: For the love of- I have a family to support, I am done with this project!

The railing is my desk, no promotion in 10 years, never actually got paid...

The visual effects actually look pretty good..........for a PS3 game, not a goddamn movie!

Malcom as Eartha Kit is so damn good. 😂😂😂

This is by far the best nostalgia critic video ever

I wonder how long it will take channel awesome to rerelease all of the nostalgia critic episodes

in universe: where the fuck was batman? every time i think about this movie, i always come to the conclusion that this is not THE catwoman, just a movie with the same name as a famous DC character. because as cheesy as the 60's tv show was, or as terrible as the schumaker films are, they got names right. this woman isnt even selina. or better yet, to form some sort of continuity, why not have the old lady BE selina kyle?

Huh. In some shots, Malcolm really does look like a woman.

Characters have actually used pointy-heeled shoes to kill people in movies, so I loved that part of this video.

Please everyone! Let us stop this fighting about feminism, pay gap etc. And unite behind Tamara's hotness.

Nope, Nostalgia Critic, HAND OVER MY MONEY

I remember liking this movie as a kid back then. Seeing it now, man it was not good as I remembered.

When she said “male academia” i literally got that same exact face you got 😂😂😂

3:16 And that's how I felt when I first saw the new and "approved" Harley Quinn outfit.

I love how the counselor just goes about his day lol! XD

"Put yer kitty pride into it!" - indisputable proof that Malcolm is a fuckin gem, 2013

"The hell am I doing!?" - Every 'sensible' person on the internet

7:25 That looks like Psych show's police department

Its so weird to see rachel and tamara in a video together, I've never seen them in a video together haha

22:27 Kitty pride? 🤔is that an X-Man reference?

nostalgia critic: On the internet there is deffinently a way me: Deviant art? me after 4 seconds: ohh ok

Okay, cats are super flexible and squeeze through things, but the breath didn't exactly change her bones to be cat like

K I'mma be honest, Tamara looks hot in that makeshift cat women outfit xD.

Mr. Critic, have you ever seen the show Teen Titans Go!? It's a spin off to the original show but it ruined so much about it, it would be awesome if you ruined it, it ruined one of my favorite childhood shows.

Its nice to see Tamara in black and cat ears and a tank top