Causing A Guy Pain In His Privates 

OH! PLEASE DON'T TELL ME SOMEONE WAS CONNED INTO MARRYING THIS WHATCHAMACALLIT!!!!! 😳

@@debrastone2198 He mentioned his wife.

That is what I was thinking.

@@mickm6309 I guess I didn't hear that part. I feel pity for her!!!

Either the wife is like him or he's lying because there's no way he's touched a woman. LMFAO

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Dogs usually are.

They usually are 😎

Yeah that guy is pretty annoying.

Lol😂 I see what you did there! 😂

You mean the lack there of😂

Thanks you made me laugh!

No pun intended 😂

😂😂😂

Yes! Some ppl are terrified of dogs, even small ones

100% an unleashed dog is a dog out of your control

As a dog owner I agree. But also keep your small kids away from me and on a leash. They cause far more problems and are more violent than dogs.

​@@Aceofwolves toddlers aren't going to maul people to death. I agree they should be maintained and taken care of as well, but they aren't as dangerous as dogs. That's just fucking stupid.

Yes! I went into a boutique and almost knocked down several shelves because the owner decided to let her GREAT DANE roam around the store!!! That thing was like a horse! Needless to say, I left without buying a thing.

If someone feels the need to argue over losing a parking spot, they have way more problems than we are aware of but I can say that I have accidentally taken a spot because a car was small and the larger car pulling out blocked my view of it. I did not get into a screaming match although I did apologize and they ended up with a better spot.

@@LauraEsq that’s a great point. Only people at the end of their rope will argue over a parking spot. In the plaintiffs defense, I don’t think he saw the dog because the door was so reflective, it looked like a mirror. But, I could be wrong and I’m still glad he lost

Yes! He was obviously just trying to win when in the end he recited the statutes and said he THOUGHT he got bit..🤨

Absolutely!!!! And the dog barking alerted him that’s why he turned around. Such a stuttering jerk!!!!!

People don’t own parking spots in plazas. First come first serve.

Imagine thinking you are going to get a big windfall just for having some people look at the jewels only to go through all that and have a judge see right through your lie.

@@rationalbushcraft 🤣😂

​@@rationalbushcraft he deserved some humiliation for making it up!

All the comments....lmbo!!

This comment hit below the belt

He is nuts alright. But he thought Florida Law gives compensation for a dog jumping up on oneself. Thank God for Video.

@@Tom-ob8yb Yes he did but he also beefed it up by lying on the poor dog and saying it bit his testicles .

But he was paid to appear on the show.

@@JohnSmith-gu3ub Not enough to lose my dignity.

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The plaintiff, but nonetheless it was hilarious watching him get put in place.

No, the defendant didn't say that.

​​@@SilverSergeant he did, in the hallway with Doug. 23:10

​@@morbidbeauty_I've just watched it - the PLAINTIFF said that, not the defendant.

@@morbidbeauty_ The plaintiff is the person suing, the defendant is the person getting sued. The defendant did not say that; the plaintiff did.

👏👏👏Yes!!

Doug is the best

❤💯

She's his meat and potatoes. He better back her up. Lol

But the dog did jump up & dog said it didn't. That was strange. The plaintiff was an 🫏 though

I was thinking that too. Could you imagine being in a relationship, even just a friendship, with him? Never a conversation, always a debate. I always try to avoid people like that. They are just not worth the energy it takes to be around them.

He supposed to be quiet cause you say so … ok Karen

​@@Lolalenice Not because anyone says so. Because it's not a good idea to throw a tantrum and argue with the judge. Use common sense.

@@LanieLaniee fuck you and her shes technically just a mediator who abuses whoever comes in her court room she needs to take what she dishes out

That dog was nowhere near his testicles! He lightly touched him for less than a second with his paws when he leaped towards him. This guy is a LIARFACE

Judge millian is slightly wrong here, the video where he has the dashcam first off shows that the sunlight is reflecting on the window hard so you can't see inside., second, you can see the dog's head go under the bag as he jumps, but not saying it's a bite, but a headbutt at best.

@@dragames she has an agenda and she can be a real bitch sometimes

Well hes obviously an idiot. Lol

Lmao 🤣

Doug's a gangsta!

@@ebyrd5328my god you sound silly. Ugh

He sure wasn’t 😂😂

You look like the plaintiff. OMG

@@manthony777 you’re just made because he’s right ☺️

@Vadim u sir r correct... Florida man and his never-ending adventures 🎯😂

@@broncotia3125 Maybe because people from everywhere else have moved to Florida. Ever thought about that Einstein?

😭😭😭😭😭 he still ain’t said anything.

My boy in my PFP, God rest his soul, bit me in the ass on several occasions. You feel it. I don't have testicles but I would imagine such a sensitive spot would take a grown man down.

​@@ButtonsCasey I don't either (trans man) but It would be excruciating as there are lots of nerves in that area.

My cat has bit me in my thighs and even on my feet, it’s beyond painful… I couldn’t even imagine if he bit me in my private area, would absolutely know and feel that immediately. He was clearly money hungry. It’s better he just walk in front of traffic and hope he wins a case like that.

May I ask if the same collie bit you twice, if so was it put down? Collies are usually pretty friendly. Did you know the owners; was this one mistreated in any way or unwell perhaps?

@@DaisyA-04 I am unaware. I am a pizza delivery driver and the only time I met the dog was that time. But It did get put down after I reported the bite to animal control.

it looked like a scene from a cartoon detective show lol

The paper contained graphic images of the plaintiff's privates, and she still couldn't see them.

@@b8nnytez 😭😭

@Beny65 lmao 🤣 😂 😆

Same! 🤣🤣🤣

I was wondering that too.. I’m sure that was it. I started to get short with everything he was saying too

Of course she had already watched the video....

@@SilverSergeant you feel better now that you got that off your chest?

She has explained before that she reviews the cases prior to airing. That's what the statements are for.

Yup. You gotta remember judges have already seen evidence submitted to the court.

Yeah and he would have been singing soprano, lol..

Exactly and jumping screaming grabbing and holding that area to ease the pain. He’s a #FRAUD

I have always had dogs and we play pretty rough sometimes,, occasionally a paw lands in a bad place or the dog's head comes up real fast and you are 100% correct, within 5 seconds we have an embarrassing, special stand-up fetal position and an extended vocabulary if we are even able to talk... It is close to paralysis.. The option to stand up and argue is not available for at least a few minutes...

One time I playfully swatted my boyfriend who was wearing swim trunks (so no boxer briefs to keep ‘em snug I guess) on a train platform and he dead ass fell to the ground with tears in his eyes like I’d just done some kind of Bruce Lee magical move. Before then I honestly had no idea how sensitive balls are

Exactly what I said. If he got bit there, he would have been screaming.

It definitely almost slipped out! 😂

She did say “This is NUTS”!

Don't you mean puts "BALLS" in his flapping gums???? 😂😂LOL😂😂

Exactly! And I wouldn’t be readying myself to square off and expend more physical exertion to possibly fight with somebody!

That is SO true! He reminds me so much of those losers from high school, who’d try to talk quickly and lie his way through anything-but he is too dumb to even make sense.

Lol he's a drama queen 👑

I’m honestly surprised he was able to find someone to marry him. Makes me wonder if she’s worse? 😬

He quite clearly was...

I knew he was lying the very moment he started speaking

No watch video again. He blocked after he jumped kn his ball amd he touched his balls if something happen0

@@Neielas01 I agree! The dog did make contact

Not close at all!!!🙄

@@Neielas01 not true. That dog did not touch that man’s private. Played the video at the slowest speed yt allows and he was already covered by that time. Dog made contact with him, yes but definitely did not touch his privates

Yup! He roof on himself in the end!

Right? À la Nene Leakes: *”Now why are we in it? Now see, how we get thrown in stuff? We ain’t even did nothing”* 🤣

😂😂😂😂😂

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Exactly! Then he said he thought he got bit.🤨

Yea, he wasn't even interested in the store until he heard the dog.

Penal code.... Hahaha 😂

Right, first he didn't have pain and then he did...ugh.

I tell you what if a man gets hurt ANYWHERE in their private area they won’t/can’t talk, walk, think, etc….

@@reelampkin2196 yes and even with a more minor hit, no way after a dog bit could he argue, kick etc

He said he kicked it 3xs.

Haha, I take that for migraines and something tells me that is not what he is taking 😂.

I totally agree.

🤗 I can't wait! Oh, the anticipation, after seeing your comment, to hear another snarky remark from Doug! It must be a zinger.

I see what you did there 😂

Good one. Lol

There really should be.. it wastes time and resources for the court to attend to these frivolous situations.

Obviously you have been around very weak men in your life. I've been hit multiple times and never been rolling on the floor in pain. You breathe through it, walk it off, possibly vomit.

@@hey-you7you must have a cootie cat if you don’t have no feeling down there. Even from a slap on the nuts there’s a normal reaction for someone to say ooh sh*t or yell or something even grabbing or rubbing that area

There is punishment for lying under oath (perjury). No wonder his wife who knows his 'jewellery' or 'bits and pieces' so well did not accompany him to court. She knew he was lying 😅😅😅

He certainly used a lot of words to say nothing.

@@ejvr99 I agree. He told the lady he stole the parking space from he was just going into the drug store (his admission) then he was going to pass the pet store till he heard and saw the dog and thought ooh I can go int there and claim the dog bit me. Hence why he went to go in even though the owner said stay and the dog was going towards him.

Exactly! And why did he keep pulling the door open wider when he could clearly see/hear the dog right there… He’s a dumb ass!!!

Some store fronts have tinted windows or have a reflective finish to block the sun. Same for my city in the desert.

@@ralexandra1058 next time I hear loud music I’ll just wear some tinted glasses to block the sound 🤪

because the voices in his head were too loud. guy has issues

@@ralexandra1058 yes but the video showed the dog barking and it was about the time the dog first barked that the plaintiff paused and then went into the pet store, he wasn't going in there and even said earlier he told the woman he was only going to the drug store, nothing about the pet store

Yeah fucking iguanas

It sounds like he talked to mask his lies

I always this line from Judge Judy, "If you're telling the truth, you don't need to have a good memory". The more irrelevant and pointless details the story has the more likely it's completely fabricated

@@quarrynate153 My mother always said that

I read that people who tell truth can give great details. Which is it?

I'm glad she picked up on the Plaintiff having his prescription bag in front of his crotch when the dog jumped. I don't see the dog biting the guy at all.

I almost fell off my chair laughing. Well of course, your wife should know about down there as much as you unless she wears a blindfold, when it's time to get it on, lol. The plaintiff is "NUTS" and wanted a quick pay day, but glad the store had a camera, and clear video too, to expose the liar that he is and from the video, the little doggy, didn't even go near his family jewels.

Precisely 🤷

He had a nigga moment.

I'm super Intrigued about the story behind the memorial plaque for Rambo the jumping fish from Judge Alex.

​@@star0084 I loved Judge Alex Ferrer. He was awesome.

@@star0084 Judge Alex walked into Millian's chambers startling Rambo The fish, which jumped out of his tank and bit Judge Alex in the scrotum. Then Rambo mysteriously disappeared the next day, prompting a call to the FBI. I think we all know what happened to Rambo from there... "hes sleeping with the fishes" as they say... lol 😁

@@bhornannawindeedeigh5007 everyone loved Judge Alex, especially the women! He’s a tall, handsome guy. 😂

Right! By his own video, he didn't even give the previous occupant time to fully pull away from the spot. What a tool!

You use the word "giggled" and you're a guy? I get it now. That's why you're so mad at me on my own comment thread. No need to further explain. I get your kind. Bye.

@@edyann Men aren't allowed to giggle?

@@edyann wow gross. Wtf does him saying “giggled” have anything to do with his character as a person who disagreed with your other comment? Men are still human and allowed to say the same silly things women say. Also as a women, you don’t get to speak for all women. Is it a bit of an over-reaction for a guy to get annoyed at a woman relating a kick to the balls like a hit on the boobs, especially when that comment was trying to show empathy to that situation, for sure. He can’t know what period cramps feel like so he’s also wrong for trying to make a comparison he knows nothing about. But as someone who has been hit in the chest and seen guy friends hit in the groin, I’d definitely say that looks more painful. Heck, as a woman being hit in the groin hurts more that when I’ve been hit in the boob. We all have various levels of sensitivity, you were both making valid points, and NEITHER of you should have been so upitty about the others comment. Some people get so caught up on trying to be “right” they fly right by the point they were hoping to make, and imho, now you both look foolish.

Yes, but most of use just park in the back to skip the melodramatics...

i did one time when i was first starting out driving because the man who i presumably took it from was built like the Rock and yelling at the top of his lungs

No it doesn’t happen! But she would have felt like a jackass if he had said oh I’m sorry, I didn’t see you let me give you the spot. Then she probably would have said. Oh, it’s okay. People are so ready to die on their hill but show them how the hill is littered with crap!

I can’t believe she asked him why he had a dash cam and said that it’s not common. It is very common, so that left me shaking my head.

That dude is an opportunist. That dog never bit him. I’m glad he didn’t win but I’m glad she went after the other guy about controlling his dog.

FUNNY😛😛😛

Given his age, his nuts are definitely depreciated. So, what is the value of 43 year old nuts? 🤔➗🧮.

Wrong. He claimed only one was bitten.

Well what if their super small? Lol

Douglas' face was priceless. Judge Milian shocked him with saying look at his video.🤣

Did you ever get to pet his dog?

I'm sure that's why he turned when he heard the dog bark, saw the dog at the door, and decided to go inside a place he had no intentions of visiting until that moment. As you said, paycheck.

Dogs have incredibly strong jaws and even without breaking skin, there would have been extensive bruising. Not to mention, in the moment after the dog ran at him he was still standing upright and not wincing at all.

@@citytrees1752 very good point, no reaction when the dog jumped towards him. You could see the dog barely if at all made contact and the Plaintiff did not react as one would if bitten

He went to a doctor days later 😂😂🤣😆 tell us the story again, but slower step by step this time, plantiff. 😂🤣😆😅🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕

He’s the kind of guy who always thinks he got the short end of the stick. This case was hilarious!! 😂