Chael Sonnen’s Hamburger Rules… 

This video is proof that we'll watch any vid uncle chael makes.

I have to set aside my personal feelings about Chael and say this is the greatest video I've ever seen.

Red Onion: "......" Chael: "I can't let you get that close!"

“I don’t think that just everybody should be welcome to their opinion” Felt that

This should be a series. No joke. Uncle Chael’s burgers, business, and beat downs.

Uncle Chael to fresh baked artisan bread: "I can't let you get close."

You know you’re too invested in a channel when you watch every second of this video...

Gordon Ramsay: the proper to make a burger is by- Chael: Hold on I’m talking brotha

Chael: I don’t know anything about the rankings, they don’t matter, I don’t know where to find them Also Chael: this burger was ranked number 9 IN THE COUNTRY

Chael: *Ufc fighter and commentator for 20 years, can’t find rankings* Also chael: *knows precisely what state and place ranks in burger rankings*

I’m ordering a burger because of this. Thanks chael

There’s two things uncle chael is incapable of doing: 1. Pronouncing “brioche” 2. Losing a fight

Nobody: Literally Nobody: Iceberg Lettuce: I offer you this. TEXTURE.

Chael “Red onion is very offensive” Sonnen.

Chael’s take on iceberg lettuce probably had to be one of his best and most agreeable takes he has on this channel

Waitress: *brings burger with homemade bun and red onion* Chael: “I can’t let you get close”

I needed this and I didn’t even know it

Welcome to Uncle Chael's TED Talk and I'm fucking here for it.

We need more of these deep hitters Chael. This is true journalism we all are so desperately craving

Funniest one yet. You’ll have friends that’ll put their hands up. Won’t be your cool friends. 🤣

The story about Chael and his mom going around trying hamburgers, building their week around it almost, and then him continuing is honestly adorable.

Now this top quality chael sonnen content.

Server: “So Mr Sonnen, here we do a thing where you get to choose how your cheese is applied to the burger…” - “Ok, grate”

The fact hooters approached him to be a judge shows you how well rounded he is. Its humbling simply being a fan.

"No Lettuce offers a taste but a texture" Damn Chael

Chael "Not everyone is entitled to their opinion" Sonnen

I’ll never call a Brioche bun anything other than Broshit Bun again… nailed it.

I'm going through an extreamly tough time in my life right now and this video made be laugh right now. Thank you uncle chael

‘I don’t think some people should be welcome to an opinion.’ Chael Sonnen, 2021. 😂 what a guy

“Red onion is VERY offensive.” -Chael The Burger Connoisseur Sonnen

WE NEED MORE OF THESE.

This is my favorite video to date! please do more food reviews

This is the best damn video Chael has ever made. He doesn’t even need MMA. He just needs to talk about anything and everything.

I speak for everyone when I say DO MORE OF THIS PERSONAL CHAEL CONTENT

Please make more videos like this. this was great

Absolutely loved this take on a burger. I think of myself as a burger judge. This was unparalleled in burger 🍔 observations. Good stuff. You need one of these a week. 👌

Kevin Lee wants to know where he fits into this

“Bro Shet” Bun 😂

The correct sequence of numbers is now 10, 12, 11, 13... Thank you, professor Chael.

Best video you’ve ever made where you had my attention all the way 👏

Cheal sonnen can make a burger story more interesting than all tyron woodly career

Chael “Broshit bun” Sonnen

One of my all-time favorite Chael videos

-- Subscribed to Chael for his smack talk about the fight game. -- Stayed for videos like this

Chael Sonnen: "I don´t know where to find the rankings of UFC weight division" Also Chael Sonnen: knows the hamburguers ranking and even the honorable mentions

Now we’re getting down to the real questions Uncle Chael.

This may be the most entertaining and honest I have seen uncle chael

Uncle Chael needs more videos like this

*waitress hands Chael the burger from hell* Chael: “Why are we here?”

“You’re taking everything I worked for.” - Reviewbra

I never thought I’d love a video about burgers so much

One of the best analysis I've ever heard!

A purple streak in the hair is the tell tale sign of a sweet butter pickle enjoyer

Chael “I got an overwhelming, intense pickle” sonnen.

When it’s all said and done this will be the best video to ever grace youtube

the passion in this is beautiful

Chael running out of things to talk about. Love it

This is probably the most valuable information I've ever received. Thank you Chael.

For some reason I loved this I want to hear chael talk more about food or things that arnt fighting

This Video 100% needs a sequel or better yet an 8 episode mini series

Chael can talk about paint drying and it will be interesting.

My click was so fast as chael crossing his legs wie Lichtgeschwindigkeit

I watched this whole video and enjoyed every second of it

the passion in this video man. I love it 😂😂😂😂

Chael is a legend for this one.

Month from now: “Chael Sonnen’s favourite toilet paper brand”. .......And I will still watch.

This video is, by far, my favourite video on Chael's channel.

That was the best video rant ever cheered me right up

After the Dominic Cruz Hamburger story I’m all in for this video!

These are Biblical 📔 Burger 🍔 speeches from Chael. The next time I want to offend someone, I will give them a red onion. 🧄

“You know maybe the guy who has a purple streak in his hair” 😭😭😭 Charles too funny man 🤣🤣🤣 fired a straight arrow

This is the content I subed for

One of the most important videos uncle Chael has gave us to date.

"red onion was never my friend" - Chael P

chael, this is your best video so far.

Not the content I was looking for, but the content I needed🙏🏼

It’s baffling that Sonnen has never performed stand up before. I would easily pay money just to watch him talk about anything. He’s absolutely hilarious 😂

I'll watch uncle chael talk about burgers

Chael Sonnen. The man with the best opposition in all MMA. No one else fought Fedor, Johnes, Silva, and spared with GSP. Probably one of the smartest and wittyest guy in all combat sports and a man who really knows and loves burgers. Good video.

Chael could literally talk about anything, and I would listen for hours

He should do things like this more often. How about what are the rules of a sandwich and what is not a sandwich? Edit: We need a Chael to debate what is and what is not a sandwich. I think the people want to know.

This is my favorite Chael video. I love that all of these unspoken rules are finally being spoken

This is one of the best Chael videos. Instant classic 👌🏾🤣

This is a video I didn’t know I needed. Thank you uncle Chael

Uncle Chael could stop talking about fighting completely while keeping the exact same posting schedule and none of us would notice for 3 months.

This might just be the best performance of Uncle Chael’s career

You can make any subject funny.. Love Ya Uncle Chael!

Need more videos like this

Let me offer you this, a propane broiled patty. You can taste the meat, and not the heat.

Thank you for this uncle Chael! Your stock just keeps rising every single video. 🚀

thanks Chael for your hamburger advice

"You don't understand a wing and you don't respect it." REAL TALK.

Chael is just testing us to see if we will really click on anything he uploads. Yes, yes we will…

1:03 Chael: "guys, ranking's mean nothing!" Also Chael: "the burger bar, in Las Vegas, inside Mandalay Bay, is ranked number 9 nationally"

How has this video not been made before now? This is truly poetry in motion.....Honestly, watching this masterpiece makes me feel like the sun is only shining on me!

Uncle Chael, I wholeheartedly support your dive into non mma please continue dont let anyone stop you I’

Chael “It’s all in the dip” Sonnen

"They made the bun in the kitchen, have some respect. They didn't make the ranch in the kitchen, have some respect." "They are top 9 on the hamburger list but they serve red onions. You can't even make top 10 on the hamburger list if you serve red onions" I still believe every word Chael says

Love to see a man so passionate about his burgers. Cheers brother! 🍻👍🏿

Uncle Chael, please make more of this. 10/10