Chaos Walking Review - YMS 

It would have been great If he didn't quite get them right. Like he'd mix Daisy Ridley's features with some of those of his fellow villagers.

Imagine if he just created a crowd of Daisy Ridleys because he assumed all women looked the same

He could have seen women in other men’s thoughts, so he would know what they look like

@Cristo Alba this probably was in Kaufman's script. Malkovich Malkovich vibes.

An outer space movie starring Daisy Ridley where the climax involves some bullshit remote projection of a person? Well, there's a first time for everything.

Yeah but whatever the hell that movie would've been wouldn't have been accepted outside of tightly knit indie circles

@@TheBfutgreg it's something we'd bully Jay for watching on RLM

@@boiboi7717 lmao just what I was thinking

Good thing he didn't get to see the Star Wars trilogy.

If that was the focus of the movie, Daisy wouldn't have been offered the role. They'd need to cast somebody who could actually provoke those kinds of thoughts in a bunch of dudes.

KEKW KEKW KEKW

it can be good writing if the writter is trying to make her look childish and stupid

@@suezuccati304 But this isn't very consistent behaviour, I'm assuming.

Yes, yes I killed your father. What is it with you women, anyway? I killed my father too and you don't hear me whining about it

She says, borderline yelling it ~

Also.... is she not aware of the all dead females thing at this point in the movie? What kind of answer did she expect from the dude who came from the village with only dudes? Why is she mad at an answer she didn’t deserve to a question she asked....... what the fuck is this character?!?!?!

Gabriel Boorom what

@Gabriel Boorom I don't think it's a case of sjw-ism, just shitty writing.

@Gabriel Boorom Somebody's insecure

Truly distasteful

Yeah you'd think after so many edits they'd cut that out

Yeah, the dancing animation with the reed skirt and the bone in the nose got old real quick.

relatable

true gamer moment

She's scared of spiders

@@hunterofthebigfootwithinte5609 hey it’s a real psychological condition ok? Don’t disrespect us spider haters

@@momogugu5017 🕷🕸

Because she doesn't know if they've formed a aum shinrikyo style cult and doesn't want to end up fried in a Tin Can.

And steal from them?

😂😂😂😂

DEJU VU IVE JUST BEEN TO SPACE BEFORE

funniest horse death I've ever seen

@@michaelgjrjvebs it's "been in this place before" not "been to space before"

Timestamp?

In the book Todd attacks the alien because he spent his whole life learning they're monsters and he's scared. It's only after he stabs it and his panic subsides that he realises the alien was weaker than him and that the alien was scared too. Todd himself realises that what he did was wrong and is incredibly remorseful for what he did

@@calcumalators Ahhh, that sounds interesting.

@@Agrellar the book series is actually excellent, i highly reccomend it

How is the twist handled? Because it would seem a weakness in the books as well.

Does that include the villain in John Wick?

@@polverine7491 that s kinda different since the dog murder is the catalyst of the entire plot

honestly I don't even care about the dog murder because I'm not giving the movie the luxury of having an effective crutch

@Cristo Alba Nah, Araki just hates dogs

Tbh this movie is so bad that it's literally the first time in my life I saw a dog die in a movie and felt nothing

Yms: "is that a challenge?"

I have fewer than 1 friend in the World. That's right. Everybody disses me for making bad videos. I think they are perfect though. Who is right? My dissers or me? Which side are you on, dear pp

@@AxxLAfriku So you have half a friend?

He can for HE HAS THE POWER

@@AxxLAfriku how did your life decisions lead you here?

Hollywood movies are just vehicles to launder money.

Most of the money in the budget probably went to Tom Holland and Daisy Ridley’s paycheck

It all went to the 2 lead actors and Mads Mikkelson.

@@chriswong630 Don’t forget the budget also went for Nick Jonas as well.

Nick jonas, tom holland are prettt expensive at this point, and star wars girl is unfortunately getting the hayden treatment where she won't find good roles and be stuck to crappy flops until no one will ever remember her. That's how it is in hollywood.

imagine all they could do if they used Uranus

@@ohnoitschris Uranus Expanding?

@@davidgatsby3775 Uranus Twerking

@@davidgatsby3775 this is literally the best thing ever

Pluto Downgrading

how is that misreading? he referred to them as their actor's name all the time

@@GANVedits It was supposed to be escapes *with* Tom Holland, not from lol

@@RUSHYRUSHY39 oh, mb

@Brian Babin Is this a meme reference or just embarrassing?

@Brian Babin ok man, you can dislike the new star wars movies without sounding like an incel

LMAO you telling me the main guy lead is actually 13? Actually that checks out with multiple book to movie adaptations (im looking at you percy jackson)

@@wizardmeanie5704 and the girl is quiet and mysterious in the book... Which he dislikes a lot, worse than people projecting harm into his mind.

@@wizardmeanie5704 in the book it's a month before his 13th birthday on a planet where the years have 13 months, so he's about 14 in Earth years at the beginning of the story.

Why did this do this? They ruined such a wonderful book. Please someone tell me?

@@DauthEldrvaria A bunch of "because if we change this detail it'll appeal to more people and make more money".

This movie is the perfect example of what happens when the gamble doesn’t pay off.

They still make hundreds of thousands regardless so they come fine usually

Literally the first Star Wars movie

Actors can read the script and choose whether they want to be involved or not.

@@Schrodinger_ Not always. Sometimes you get involved in a multi-picture deal with a studio, and have to make whatever movie they throw at you or risk getting sued. That's what happened to Channing Tatum when he was in the live-action GI Joe movie.

I loved the books too. So much of the story was in Todd's head, it really really doesn't translate well to film

They could’ve made it into a trilogy like the Maze Runner ones. Or any film Franchise based on Books. But it seems like it’s not going to happen 🤷🏻‍♂️

If I could like this comment twice, I would.

i'm glad you shared this, that the books were good. because listening to the concept for a film it doesn't make any sense at all.

@@wrockage One thing to keep in mind is that in the books, the Tom Holland and Daisy Ridley characters are only twelve years old. Turning them into adults completely ruined the concept.

Also, another thing that Adam kind of glanced over is that the main guy has no motivation to "help" the girl in the beginning. He doesn't know why she escaped from the mayor, he doesn't know the pestertown's plan to take over the spaceship and I cannot recall a single time that she tells him anything (and she doesn't have any time to do so until they actually escape together [which is another really stupid thing because the pestertown men had every advantage and literally stood around watching them escape]). He also doesn't know that they killed the women until the end and, aside from the bully, he seems to trust them (which is shown when he goes straight to the mayor to tell him about the spaceship at the beginning). It's SUCH A MESS.

"You know that thing you told me you can't do, just do it now" that's terrible and also amazing

@@zwan1886 if you dont know how and you're panicking you will probably drown

@@Ten_Thousand_Locusts what? people who weren't taught? Or ever been near water?

Yet some how she can parkour and drive a motercycle🤣🤣🤣😭🥲😐😞

Dude, my thoughts are a mess, I don't think it would be good to communicate thru them

@Solid Snake Most parents can't talk with their thoughts. Even if speaking it first would help the child learn the words, I think by the time you are a teenager you would have no reason to do so.

@@talic-os5899 i belive this was general explination in the book from memory

@Solid Snake they're in a completely new world, it wouldn't be surprising for things to change

Why did no one think about sex? Or murder? Or all kinds of shit? You know, like poeple do all day, think about all sorts of stuff.

Buttercup survived tho! (The Hunger Games) Still, often the protagonist’s pet dies. 😢

also "ha ha my dad killed your mom hahahaaa"

@Deniz Metin T. watch the aladin review 🥰 also the walking dead series from forever ago

It's worse.

Urrsaah

Urrsaah sounds like the coolest name ever compared to "the spackle"

After Earth + The Village, two of Shyamalan’s master works

I was gonna comment the exact same thing, it's honestly eery how alike the movies look.

How dare you insult horses like that they were for thousands of years the best method of transportation our companion's I'll take a horse carriage over a car any day

@@ripvanwinkle7689 you can't repair a horse lol

@@peterpop-off you can breed it and have a brand new stronger horse and repeat the process the world will run out of horse but never out of horses

@@peterpop-off iron not horze

@@ripvanwinkle7689 cars arent afraid of plastic bags and snakes

I guess the thought smoke is a heavy gas then

Some people think with their dicks, other with their feet. Stop judging smh

thought hotboxing

So basically like "Firefly" then.

@@theblocksays I mean, if you watch firefly and take away that it doesn't have creative designs, I don't know what to tell you.

The modern version of "let's shoot it in the woods and call it an alien planet so we don't have to pay for any sets or locations."

@@pentelegomenon1175 Or outside that one cave in the LA area they always did in the 50s.

​@@theblocksays not really firefly no

...I'd watch that.

I hope she takes paycuts and starts acting in indie films.

When he started to describe her character I was like: a shit here we go again

I don't even think she is a terrible actor. Just keeps getting D list writers and directors

And Mads Mikkelsen as the first Strand-type character

@@TNTspaz She has no range.

Indigo has been cancelled.

This will be Biden's America In 2013

Close your windows, lock your doors. Twitter's coming for you.

Hey when can we expect the next part of the Cyberpunk series

""GAY-ASS WALKING""

Take a knee.

That's deep

"Can you let me grieve over my mother?" "DENIED! SHUT UP!"

That's not gaslighting. He'd have to be aware of the reality that women weren't all killed by Spackles for it to be gaslighting.

It's a trumannier show than the Truman Show

How the hell is that gaslighting

Y’all really love parroting “gaslighting” and taking away all meaning from the term Meanwhile your govt has you gaslit while wearing two masks and injected 3 times lol

@Nobody Please stay away from the rest of us, thanks.

Yes this is exactly it! Thank you for putting words to my torture

The thoughts always being heard, but just for men is a cool concept. The idea that there's a schizophrenic guy who became a cult leader and encouraged the other men in the community to kill all the women is a cool concept. They went absolutely nowhere with either, and actively dragged the movie down.

Feel like they just stuffed a ton of different concepts which could serve as separate movies.

I've had the idea that all movie scripts have been AI generated for a while now. Every new movie is just so bad now

@@doommetaldarryl6689 Just made them with GPT-3 and Ai dungeon or something

The idea is sentient?

@@Camustang Anything involving Mads Mickelsen acquires sentience.

I feel like Tom could sneak one or two punches in before getting absolutely destroyed

It's cause Mads Mikkelsen is the most baller on every planet he's on.

@@staceyann1180 I'm convinced that not wanting to be friends with/sleep with Mads Mikkelsen is a sign that somebody is a secret reptilian

I've got a flight coming up and I've been saving Another Round for a while now. Mads is just the fucking raddest dude!

@@vfxninja5503 Facts. I'd gleefully take either scenario!! Edit: You sure he couldn't charm the reptilians too? Cause I'm not!

@@vfxninja5503 mads mikklelson is widely known to be the most attractive and charismatic of the genderless reptillians. This is why mads lust transcends gender and sexuality.

That and I was thinking it's an easy reason for why the characters can't sneak around (unless you're Daisy Ridley of course)

Never thought i'd be the the person to say this but: "In the books" it's acctually a clever way of displaying information to the reader without hiding it from the characters which sorta mixes things up and makes it feel a bit diffrent from other books. In other books just telling the reader what a character is thinking can get old/be used as a crutch to give exposition in a boring way.

@@smugy_7070 Pretty much sums it up. Sad that all these decently talented and innovative writers keep getting these horrible movie Directors signed to them. The book isn't amazing but it's much more unique and new than the movie portrays

@@smugy_7070 yeah, it sounds like something that would be really cool on a book, but wouldn't translate really well to other media

I think it is just a shitty nerd idea of romance and "being cute". Dorky nerds tend to fantasize about shit like that. "So I would meet a cute girl and she would know that I like her even though I am too shy to tell her and she would find that super adorable about me and there would be super much sexual tension between us because she would hear my thoughts about how much I like her and she wouldn't find that creepy or disgusting, because I am so cute."

made me skip porn for the week

It’s the ultimate soyface

I thought it was a scary edit someone made of her face, it's really eerie.

18:51 you mean this? Lol

@@Kilesfactor no, we mean the thumbnail

Chosen one!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz :"If I had a nickel for every time that this had happened, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice."

I imagine they didn’t dyed her hair due to Star Wars (?)

@@Malum09 Yeah but still......they could get a more realistic, better looking wig. That crap is the first thing you notice about her character and it's so bad and cheap looking........reflects the movie perfectly lmao

Eh, it's fine, she has "sci-fi hair".

I'm also kinda weirded out how it makes her look so different. Like kind of younger... like a child that can't keep up their hair impression. Not necessarily taking years off younger.

I got the sense that they were trying to make her akin to Leeloo in The Fifth Element

it works really well in the book. all the “noise” is in different fonts and it really gets the idea of the different characters personalities across

Women, am i right?

When men are mean it's cool but when women do it it's nagging

Holy shit, was the villain the hero of the story?

@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 When men are mean it's called being a dick, bad is bad regardless of sex.

You just learned the most sexist archetype of women possible

Reminds me of his review of "The Host". Just another poorly constructed, forgettable YA novel-based sci-fi.

Be happy knowing he got paid

Lets be honest he never knows what movie he will be in. He did Polar.

Hope he got to keep all those coats

@@frankmerker630 idk why i read that as "i hope he gets to keep all those actors" and i thought of Tom Holland in his basement or something

Bro he was in Clash of Titans and Death Stranding...that man is fearless, no shitty movie\project can drag him down lmao

Except for when he killed the dog, that hurt

I hope the horse IRL was OK :(

But that's how all masterpieces are made.

its because there are not cartoon lions in it.

Sarcasm?

@@moxxy3565 yes

He doesnt know this movie ripped off kimba so it was short

It's still YA so that makes it bad.

The RU-vid review channel said the books suck so it’s bad.

@@alucardtepes8402 That's some NPC logic right there

@@user7516 lol

That's still a little less believable because *everyone* has surface level thoughts that just. Bleed out. Intrusive thoughts too. And those get worse with guilt. So the idea that somehow they kept it all under wraps is a liiiittle suspect.

so how do you say goodbye?

Then chaos running

And the prequel Chaos Crawling

And then chaos sprinting

@@MrMajorasmask101 and the finale, chaos tripping

@@wall4818 the next finale to milk the franchise: chaos falling

@@dusk6634 I don't mind characters being straight, but most of the times, it's just so pointless, contributes nothing to the story or character and does absolutely nothing other than shove it's agenda down the audience's throat

@@dusk6634 why should It contribute to the story? I mean most of heterosexual romances of cinema are just there to have a pointless and horribly written romance or to let the women get killed to have another fucking vengeance story. Why gay people need a particular reason to just exist appart from existing?

But i have to give you a point, cinema does a bad favor to gay people making sexuality all of a character's personality, and that has been criticized by LGTB comunity a lot. Gay people have more personality characteristics appart from being gay and that's something the industry must learn.

@@toxicanalytics9966 Yeah, noticed that as well. There are good depictions of queer people out there, but the vast majority is.....unfortunate.

@@dusk6634 ok, but that has nothing to do with what we were talking earlier. Im not asking why there's more heterosexual character's than homosexuals, thats obvious. Im asking why gay character's need a narrative justification for being gay. You could have gay character and not mention anything about It, the same way you can hace a gay character Who talks about eating dicks 24/7. But it's boring when you make one aspect of a character their whole personality, and that problem can be applied to more things appart from sexuality. But casually It only annoys you people when it's about gay people

Spackle is literally a term for paste you layer over cracks in drywall. Seriously. Spackling paste. They named them after that.

He hated it so much he decided to do a full length review lmao

I know I was so happy seeing a long YMS lol

It sucks she keeps landing these terrible roles cause she has very real acting prowess, she played the role of Rey and her character in this movie so well considering what she was given.

@@steve7613 her best acting was when she played a fully nude corpse.

Hopefully her agent helps her pick better roles

All of her movies (including SW) are sucks. Maybe it's really her thing.

@@YeTheGOATNoCap You guys can't stop telling on yourself huh?

the whole movie would have just been told through different peoples noise and you would have never been able to tell what was real and what wasnt

Pretty sure the script is online. Haven't read it tho.

Gotta rewrite one of the most well-regarded and (audience-)respected screenwriters in history.

@@jon4715 I mean, it's not like Charlie is a big buck-maker. They went for the more obvious generic y/a script because that sells more.

@@roundabout468 Funny though that it is a major box office bomb despite that.

Who are you

Well you can thank me for finding that poster and posting it on the yms subreddit, for the record my reddit username is butter467

@@thepretentiousplayer4017 I'm da Jokah, baby.

@@Bc_467 Jesus Christ, yes, we get it... it was already mentioned in the video, do you have to type everywhere that it was YOU who posted the picture??

@@HardCR0W Right?!?

It’s gonna be great.

@@larsthemartian9554 It's gonna be great. It'll be great.

It’s a ghost

It's so dense

It's like poetry

Honestly, I hate to say it. But when you look at history, particularly christian history (witchcraft), is it really that farfetched or unbelievable? Women have been slaughtered en masse for lesser "reasons" lol. I mean hell, the catholic church have been using the apple of Eden excuse for centuries now to punish, manipulate and control us (as well as men too, all so the church itself remains in power) like when anesthesia was invented it was denied to women giving birth because we "deserved to suffer" 🤦🏼‍♀️. That being said, it was so cringey seeing all those "thought" women turn up and taunt the bad guy. Like, I'm pretty sure if that if they care so little about what they did that they don't even think about it years later, he's not suddenly going to care and be shocked/confused if they "show up" in the thoughts of another WHEN ITS CLEARLY A TRICK. It's such a cheap and crappy "wahman power" moment that's so bloody dumb. It's like the writers said "we want wahman power scene but aren't competent or smart enough at our jobs so we'll just throw in some ridiculous reason and well, people will be happy no matter how terrible because wahman power" 🙄.

@@fawnieee the plot hole isn't that they killed the women, the plot hole is that they managed to keep the secret from Tom Holland on a planet where men's thoughts become tangible

@@KyrieFortune It's explained a lot more clearly in the book how they manged to do that. Also Tom Hollands character is supposed to be thirteen so it was a little easier to hide the truth of what happened.

You new here? Welcome sister

Not really. There's so many posts and videos dissecting that BS

Sorry ljk, Ridley sucks

love that one

Underrated comment

Showed this to my friend and she was like no... no?! And I’m like yeah it’s not actually directed by Spielberg

I agree!!! It's a pendulum swing we don't need. Women need to be represented more often as the flawed humans we are. Better representation for men would be nice too. I realize characters have to be interesting and there needs to be drama and conflict but I think that could still be done with imperfect yet relatable characters.

Misandry?

A. misandeez nuts

@@sergiom.a.1236 It’s both

*mysandry

If you want to read Kaufman’s first draft, it shows that he had a better grasp on how to translate it to the screen. It would have been more subtle, and making Todd much younger would have made his thoughts more believable in the film.

Yeah I read the books too and enjoyed them. Didn't know a movie was being made until watching the video and plot sounding eerily familiar.

But there's still the same twist? How does the book or Kaufman explains how the Town keeps the killing of the women a secret from the main character if they are all infected with Noise?

@ My thought on that was that the men were sworn to never reveal that secret to their children until they become men themselves (turning 13 years old). Although most of the adults in Prentisstown, excluding the Mayor, are not very good at hiding their Noise, it was believable enough even though it doesn't fully make sense. All I'm saying is that the novel handles it better.

@@Ashe1001 It's built up as a ritual, and there's more to it than just "We killed all the women." You not only learn that, but you also have to kill someone else (which is why people are disappearing around the town), and this prepares you to be part of Prentisstown's grand zealot army. If you don't partake, you get killed, too.

Two awful tastes that taste awful together.

jupiter earth? after ascending?

After Earth and Jupiter Ascending had a costume and production design budget

Jupiter Ascending was the first thing I thought of after watching this video

put this line on the bluray cover

television didn't die due to "talent;" to say so is really fucking ignorant :p

@@user-me7hx8zf9y 'at the expense of' =/= 'due to'???

She was likable in Only Yesterday. Then again she only provided the voice for the character.

She did in The Force Awakens

@@Laiser /disagree respectfully

Was gonna say the same thing

Your name is perfect for a review channel you gonna do reviews bro

Missed opportunity to put actual spackle (like the stuff you repair walls with) on screen.

I think maybe you watched the wrong movie. Kinda like the time I watched The Hunt but it was actually The Hunt.

Yeah. The movie was incredible. The scene when Mads Mikklesen appeared in WW1 with his skeleton soldiers and tried to steal BB from Norman Reedus was outstanding. Wish they didn't say Tom Holland and Daisy Ridley were in it

Dude. They didn't speak Dutch. That was Croatian.

@@IveGotToast reminds me of the time they gave Brie Larson an Oscar for her performance in The Room when she wasn't even in that cinematic masterpiece smh

The best scene was when him and his 3 teacher friends started drinking for a month

I broke at the horse going down the waterfall

@@mmmghool the drowning of the dog was pointless and served no purpose as well.

The books for this one are actually good

People say that about every book, and it can’t always be true. :/

@@alexanderfreeman3406 well I enjoyed them, they are really mature and fleshed out in general not just compared to other ya books

​@@varadraigaonkar107 I hate almost all YA novels, many better books you can spend reading and learning from than that wannabee movie-franchise style, like they're written with so much visual/momentum in mind that they're practically film scripts with minor soliloquies. This one was ok tho, the script might have been interesting in Kaufmann's hands. It has been like, 8 years tho, and the sequels kinda suck. Edit: From what I remember, the relationship was obviously pretty domineering, and it's easy to hook HS kids with that, and the world doesn't completely avoid the problems Adum mentions, but the concept is unique and gives itself to some graphic text stuff, which is cool, and I seem to remember the priest's death being very atmospheric/gothic, and the commentary tied in well conceptually.

@@15henklea I just hate books in general. Fight me.

thats just how they say "hello"

@@MrSuckeragi Scary Movie 3!

Someone on another thread said that in the book Tom Holland crept up on the sparkle and attacked it, which makes way more sense for her getting pissed off. What a weird detail to change