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Chappelle's Show - The Racial Draft (ft. Bill Burr, RZA, and GZA) - Uncensored 

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Delegations from America's ethnicities assemble to divvy up racially ambiguous celebrities.
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Комментарии : 17 тыс.   
@coolrock9281
@coolrock9281 3 года назад
Bill Burr: And they’ll probably still complain! Dave Chapelle: Man fuck you! Gold 😂😂😂
@daystar73
@daystar73 3 года назад
24K🤣
@sunfire5790
@sunfire5790 3 года назад
🤣🤣💀💀
@selfhelp69
@selfhelp69 3 года назад
A crescendo of complaints.
@ccbfernandez
@ccbfernandez 3 года назад
Cause they always do!
@thatguylie4239
@thatguylie4239 3 года назад
Lol I come back to this video just to watch that part 😂
@sockhopper
@sockhopper 4 года назад
“The black delegation requests Eminem” “Wait a goddamn minute Rondell”
@justinstewart1828
@justinstewart1828 4 года назад
Ima hustla baby.
@dabird9258
@dabird9258 4 года назад
Tell you what, we keep Eminem You get O.J. Simpson
@jonstolte854
@jonstolte854 4 года назад
Me irl
@dm3402
@dm3402 4 года назад
They really did hustle em' with OJ look at the white announcers dapping eachother up as they revel lmao
@tika3721
@tika3721 4 года назад
The best part
@briengakaplan-b1550
@briengakaplan-b1550 Год назад
The Chinese taking the whole Wu-Tang Clan is the best part of this whole skit 😂😂😂💀
@lemononice7056
@lemononice7056 Год назад
I swear😁😁
@Adamdidit
@Adamdidit Год назад
Almost. Actual Wu Tang members being there is what really puts it over the top.
@HM-ik1zn
@HM-ik1zn Год назад
😂😂😂😂
@obediahpolkinghorniii564
@obediahpolkinghorniii564 Год назад
Kung Pao! How ya like me now...?
@rankobarensic
@rankobarensic Год назад
Pure laugh🤣🤣
@hoodietiger2178
@hoodietiger2178 Год назад
“Yes and they’ll probably still complain” 😂😂😂😂😂 Bill Burr legendary
@Orcinus1967
@Orcinus1967 Год назад
Indeed.
@Loupster420
@Loupster420 Год назад
Man f u
@hoodietiger2178
@hoodietiger2178 Год назад
@@Loupster420 😂😂😂
@flimingjustforfun6814
@flimingjustforfun6814 Год назад
I died 😂😂😂😂it's my favorite part of this video.
@strangebrew1231
@strangebrew1231 Год назад
And he's right
@eLmasten1991
@eLmasten1991 4 года назад
" and they prolly still complain " " man f. you " cracks me up everytime
@bluestangGT2001
@bluestangGT2001 4 года назад
Came here to type that. So just left a like instead
@Suomi91
@Suomi91 4 года назад
Bill saying facts jajajaja
@kylaarmstrong-benjamin5986
@kylaarmstrong-benjamin5986 4 года назад
EVERY TIME!!🤣🤣🤣
@timothychang34
@timothychang34 4 года назад
I love that part. my top two favorite comedians
@jellybeanz1989
@jellybeanz1989 4 года назад
I love how he delivers that "man f you" so fast right after the fake laugh you almost miss it, its just perfect!
@kenyonjohnson4823
@kenyonjohnson4823 3 года назад
“So long fried rice 🍚, hello fried chicken 🍗” 😂😂😂😂
@stevenhosea4849
@stevenhosea4849 3 года назад
No. Not. Steven. Hosea. Happens. Happens
@joshuaattractsmoney
@joshuaattractsmoney 3 года назад
Lmao. 🤣🤣💀
@orphenocou4742
@orphenocou4742 3 года назад
“For shizzle”
@kenyonjohnson4823
@kenyonjohnson4823 3 года назад
@@orphenocou4742 😂😂
@kadengomez1755
@kadengomez1755 3 года назад
@@stevenhosea4849 nigga shut up
@BigJonahJ
@BigJonahJ Год назад
"He's been discriminated against in this time, he's had death threats AND he dates a white woman! Sounds like a black guy to me" 🤣🤣🤣
@tamaku2903
@tamaku2903 Год назад
🤣😅🤣😅😂😂😅🤣
@bustavonnutz
@bustavonnutz Год назад
Personally attacked
@MaximusRGZ
@MaximusRGZ Год назад
😂😂
@TLPmediaUSA
@TLPmediaUSA 10 месяцев назад
“Tough break, n****.”😂😂😂
@soultyger
@soultyger 4 месяца назад
There's always FUBU😄​@@TLPmediaUSA
@Obiahjones
@Obiahjones 5 месяцев назад
“So long fried rice, hello fried chicken” is one of the best lines in recent memory
@loganerb3952
@loganerb3952 2 года назад
“So long Fried Rice Hello Fried chicken” Kills me everytime 😂😂
@dead3yeDino
@dead3yeDino 2 года назад
For shizzle💪🏿🤣
@buddermonger2000
@buddermonger2000 2 года назад
Wu Tang went the opposite
@BitoyV3
@BitoyV3 2 года назад
I remember hearing that and just saying, "dude, just become Filipino. We eat both!"
@sumuqh
@sumuqh 2 года назад
i ded 💀
@manuginobilisbaldspot424
@manuginobilisbaldspot424 2 года назад
@@BitoyV3 That's why I bangs heavy with the Pinoys...the food stay bussin!
@drakedutra274
@drakedutra274 3 года назад
The handshake after “OJ, black again” has be rolling every time 😂
@patrickharrison4763
@patrickharrison4763 3 года назад
Same. Love how he wipes his hand off as well afterwards.
@hip2thabone_da_sticky1
@hip2thabone_da_sticky1 3 года назад
5:30 😁
@ChrisXIllustratesXGaming
@ChrisXIllustratesXGaming 3 года назад
The handshake after the white announcers list the white picks lol.
@sesemunasia8681
@sesemunasia8681 2 года назад
Haha... I laughed hard. They nailed it
@AQG24
@AQG24 2 года назад
Me too lol
@elizel90
@elizel90 7 месяцев назад
That casual "Man F**k you" from Dave always gets to me 😂😂😂 OMFG I FORGOT ABOUT THE RANDOM DANCING MAN 😂😂
@mm860
@mm860 4 месяца назад
Robot dance!
@philipksick6810
@philipksick6810 2 месяца назад
I know!!! I haven’t seen this in years and that man doing the robot takes me clean out lol
@TopShelfTheology
@TopShelfTheology Месяц назад
Chappelle made sure he was in EVERY episode, he would FIND a place for that guy, hahah
@Zacharylastnamemusic
@Zacharylastnamemusic Год назад
“Oj Black again!” The finger thing was priceless!!
@JasonNation72
@JasonNation72 4 года назад
"So long fried rice, hello fried chicken!" Still kills me after all these years.
@JasonNation72
@JasonNation72 4 года назад
@@kjmiller5023 Uh...this aired on Comedy Central in like 2002-03.
@anaityketihw
@anaityketihw 4 года назад
Kj Miller This video is about as old as me (16 years old)
@klutz3955
@klutz3955 4 года назад
Holly fhckkk
@patrickorourke41
@patrickorourke41 4 года назад
For shizzle 😂😂😂
@johnmason4724
@johnmason4724 4 года назад
@@kjmiller5023 biggest dumbass if I've ever seen one
@NikolasSmith-cc6pb
@NikolasSmith-cc6pb 5 месяцев назад
Mos Def comedy timing is very underrated in the show 😂😂😂
@Vinseenit
@Vinseenit 3 месяца назад
I was gonna say is that Mos Def, should be in the featured list in the title
@polyclot1976
@polyclot1976 5 месяцев назад
"There's a white man talking up here. Silencio! NGOWA!" truly a man of the peoples
@fatbuddy719
@fatbuddy719 4 месяца назад
Did you know that "ungawa" was what Tarzan would say to quiet the apes in the jungle? Such an insane throw-away line 😂
@xanmontes8715
@xanmontes8715 3 месяца назад
​@@fatbuddy719what??
@tylerseboe
@tylerseboe 2 месяца назад
⁠​⁠@@xanmontes8715The old tv show from the 60s and the movies from the 40s, 50s, and 60’s. This explains the origins of “umgawa”: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-CkRtsJtWVEU.htmlsi=ERnWWDv4S9O9gRCR
@IH8U926
@IH8U926 17 дней назад
​@@fatbuddy719wtf!!
@joshkaid
@joshkaid 4 года назад
The Wu-Tang Clan being drafted as Asian kills me everytime.
@razkable
@razkable 4 года назад
thats a top 10 moment in t.v. history for me...like wow that was so funny...the set up..perfect
@AGE0FQUARREL
@AGE0FQUARREL 4 года назад
Bong bong.
@yeeerk
@yeeerk 4 года назад
Konichiwa bitches
@Da13iG5eung
@Da13iG5eung 4 года назад
It's an absolute steal at the position the Asians drafted them. Long-term investment and insanely great returns.
@sharonj3797
@sharonj3797 4 года назад
I laughed so much it hurt
@valentevillegas4681
@valentevillegas4681 5 лет назад
That handshake the announcers did after talking about OJ Simpson being black again 😂😂😂
@2AForever-wi8yj
@2AForever-wi8yj 5 лет назад
I laugh everytime I see that
@demetriusmiddleton1246
@demetriusmiddleton1246 4 года назад
Bruh... i just fell outta bed on that one!💀💀
@AltCTRLF8
@AltCTRLF8 4 года назад
proof that you don’t hustle the original hustlers
@adrianfytr35
@adrianfytr35 4 года назад
Thats the funniest part of this hilarious skit!
@jimmys8492
@jimmys8492 4 года назад
The look on Dave’s Face after words lol
@SunDevil31
@SunDevil31 Год назад
Chappelle and Burr should do a weekly show. Theyre great together. 😂
@aa-tx7th
@aa-tx7th 4 месяца назад
nah keep chapelle outta relevancy
@SunDevil31
@SunDevil31 4 месяца назад
@@aa-tx7th Awwwe. Whyeee?!
@Daquan0394
@Daquan0394 9 дней назад
Absolutely
@tweetybird30
@tweetybird30 Год назад
How all these people didn't double down laughing while performing this I will never understand. This is amazing and I wish they would bring this kind of a show back. 😊🙂
@ahmedayali1341
@ahmedayali1341 Год назад
we have too many sensitive people who are living in this generation and even if you wrote the truth in front of their face they will refuse it deny it and will get offended.
@inconnu4961
@inconnu4961 Год назад
This isnt SNL, man! these are professional comedians. never break character!
@tweetybird30
@tweetybird30 Год назад
@@ahmedayali1341 I understand that this generation is soo easily offended by everything but this is amazing. People should be able to do stand up comedy without any issues and without them getting cancelled for every joke that someone finds offensive. People consider too many things as being offensive these days.
@tweetybird30
@tweetybird30 Год назад
@@inconnu4961 I get that and I was just saying that it's amazing to me that they stayed in characted trough those amazingly funny jokes. It must have been really tough not to laugh so hard at these jokes while saying them.
@AAron_Pendragon
@AAron_Pendragon Год назад
I think that makes it all the more hilarious haha! Altho when the whites pick Colin Powell; Bill Burr is stifling a laugh when he says, "Whaaaat!? Colin Powell is not white!"
@christopherwinko1978
@christopherwinko1978 3 года назад
Wu Tang: "We're fans of Chinese culture. We're proud to be Chinese." Also Wu Tang: "Konnichi wa"
@blackgloriouz
@blackgloriouz 3 года назад
hahaha
@pedroscott6347
@pedroscott6347 3 года назад
That's what made it funny.
@ArmyWolves
@ArmyWolves 3 года назад
Hahaha. I missed that. Reminds me of episode of Daybreak (no spoiler) that was narrated by Rza where he said, "You wan't to know what is really offensive? You are a wannabe ninja quoting Kung Fu movies... those are from two very different cultures." I burst out laughing.
@JeroAlmufakir
@JeroAlmufakir 3 года назад
*bitchessss...
@vampiradeathrockerbatxq762
@vampiradeathrockerbatxq762 3 года назад
😂😂😂 Ni Hao.
@yoshim616
@yoshim616 5 лет назад
Speaking as an Asian I'm stoked we got the Wu Tang Clan, in fact I think we won the night with that one pick.
@slackerengi2401
@slackerengi2401 5 лет назад
Well all that can be said is *Konichiwa bitches*
@sidharthsingh6606
@sidharthsingh6606 5 лет назад
Asians won by a landslide
@tyreeknyc1980
@tyreeknyc1980 5 лет назад
LMFAO! NO SHIT Ya'll won....
@marcusworkman6935
@marcusworkman6935 5 лет назад
Asians was liwk ya take Tiger Woods we take the WHOLE clan
@caiowasem
@caiowasem 5 лет назад
What a steal
@curadhanpowell5007
@curadhanpowell5007 Год назад
I love Bill Burr ruffling through his notes in shock at the Wu Tang pick. Hahaha
@TheGoodChap
@TheGoodChap 15 дней назад
Wasn't on any of their radar lol
@MDCJ59
@MDCJ59 Год назад
When I first saw this, I was wondering who could the Asians choose other than Yao Ming. Then I heard "the RZA, the GZA..." I laughed so hard that it hurt. Dave Chapelle won with this segment.
@loryenrainwater7829
@loryenrainwater7829 4 года назад
"Request eminem" "now wait a goddamn minute" 😂😂😂
@sherrodmacs3472
@sherrodmacs3472 4 года назад
Classic stuff. Funnier now.
@ChivasBarcelonaMex
@ChivasBarcelonaMex 4 года назад
First time I heard it I said "EmInEm no sir" and I ain't even white wtf!!! Lol
@ciarrajohnson3849
@ciarrajohnson3849 4 года назад
FORK HIM OVER🤚🏿🤚🏿🤚🏿
@Johnny-rx4hs
@Johnny-rx4hs 4 года назад
​@@ciarrajohnson3849 The only way the white delegation would give up Eminem is if they got Bob Marley
@ciarrajohnson3849
@ciarrajohnson3849 4 года назад
That’ll never happen (guess you want Lenny Krav too right???)😂😂😂
@SirLoin2418
@SirLoin2418 5 лет назад
After all these years, I just realized the third announcer is Bill Burr.
@victorcohen2930
@victorcohen2930 5 лет назад
Yeah I thought he looked familiar also... And then I realized... Holy shit it's bill Burr!
@behindthewallsleepin
@behindthewallsleepin 5 лет назад
Holy shit that's awesome!
@joecollier8924
@joecollier8924 5 лет назад
Yeah man, I rewatched all the seasons and he's on a few of them.
@skoo6588
@skoo6588 5 лет назад
Sir Loin 😂😂😂
@stanleyc2978
@stanleyc2978 5 лет назад
@ThatOneAsianBroChick hahahaha
@jayelpresidente
@jayelpresidente 4 месяца назад
These jokes are timeless. I’ve watched this, Playa Haters and World Series of Dice… all are as funny as ever
@jesseearles9228
@jesseearles9228 11 месяцев назад
That little walk in the circle after they got OJ makes me laugh so hard everytime😂
@BLee09
@BLee09 6 месяцев назад
Then he wipes his hand off on his suit after shaking his hand 😂
@Vilakazi
@Vilakazi 5 месяцев назад
Honestly, OJ was a bad trade. They should've insisted on Eminem.
@eg2821
@eg2821 6 лет назад
“She was born and raised catholic... then she became a whore” Lmao that caught me off guard.
@PeeboTyson
@PeeboTyson 6 лет назад
Is there a difference?
@pedrogates3189
@pedrogates3189 6 лет назад
🤣😂
@morkujinirukandji4820
@morkujinirukandji4820 6 лет назад
swamidude better things like?
@marpfel
@marpfel 6 лет назад
swamidude or his infamous high pitched "Lady" :D
@ErikPT
@ErikPT 6 лет назад
Eh? I dunno about you but my classmates weren’t even religious too liberal and having kids by the time they were 10th 9th grade. They definitely were NOT Catholic.
@mobyghost1897
@mobyghost1897 5 лет назад
“Tough break n***a, there’s always fubu” lmao
@MarkSmith-lz5rk
@MarkSmith-lz5rk 4 года назад
@Gregory McDonald it was early 2000
@itsjustg1
@itsjustg1 4 года назад
I READ THIS COMMENT AS HE SAID IT 😂 freaked me out because we were in sync
@linkflorestv87
@linkflorestv87 3 месяца назад
"We keep Eminem... we'll give you OJ Simpson." "CHUUCH." 😅😅😅
@jongon0848
@jongon0848 Год назад
The dance the Asians do when they get the Wu Tang Clan kills me every time🤣🤣🤣
@nnich19
@nnich19 3 года назад
The most underrated part of this whole thing is that all asians are represented by the Chinese delegation.
@forwarddiscipline
@forwarddiscipline 3 года назад
It's just like the u.n.!
@peekaboopeekaboo1165
@peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 года назад
@@forwarddiscipline What?!
@forwarddiscipline
@forwarddiscipline 3 года назад
@@peekaboopeekaboo1165 that's a ccp totalitarian regime joke. Those organs won't harvest themselves, you know? Those child laborers won't enslave themselves, you know? Those undesired ethnicities that are still ethnically chinese won't delete themselves, you know? Those officials at the W.H.O. wont bribe themselves, you know? Those u.n. delegates from other asian countries won't bow to CCP authority by threatening themselves and their own families with t1orture and d1eath, you know? It's all hilarious. Lmao! So funny!
@dr.j7542
@dr.j7542 3 года назад
@@forwarddiscipline you haven't said anything. Lol. Please will you stop speaking in these backwards riddles???
@forwarddiscipline
@forwarddiscipline 3 года назад
@@dr.j7542 no and fuck you anyways. How long you been reading english? "You didnt say anything anyways." Liar. The opposite is true. I said many things, many ways. Pick one and fuck off.
@KGillis
@KGillis 3 года назад
This is the calmest I've ever seen Bill Burr.
@kylemiller7562
@kylemiller7562 3 года назад
" and they prolly still complain " " man f. you " cracks me up everytime
@voodoochile6796
@voodoochile6796 3 года назад
Also it's pretty impressive that all his funniest lines here are improvised, and they kept it in the show
@ServerYT
@ServerYT 3 года назад
He was pretty mellow in Breaking Bad, considering the possibilities...
@DivyaKalasua
@DivyaKalasua 3 года назад
Bill burr : that's not even funny. Where is the punchline
@Str8Deenin47
@Str8Deenin47 3 года назад
@@kylemiller7562 that PC laugh cracks me up. Y’all know that laugh lmao.
@ericphillipssr.4381
@ericphillipssr.4381 Год назад
It’s now 2022, this skit is almost 20 years old and it’s still hilarious! #Classic
@_Adie
@_Adie 8 месяцев назад
No matter how many times I see this skit, I always get hype when the Wu Tang gets drafted.
@DawnoftheDan_
@DawnoftheDan_ 4 года назад
“So long fried rice hello fried chicken” is one of the funniest lines ever 😂😂😂😂😂
@donaldnickman4119
@donaldnickman4119 4 года назад
Thanks for repeating Dave’s joke for internet points😂😂it’s really lit when you text out the funniest joke so it spoils it for everybody🤣🤣🤙🏼💯
@DawnoftheDan_
@DawnoftheDan_ 4 года назад
Donald nickman sry for spoiling that almost 20 yr old joke. You’re a lil too sensitive for RU-vid Donnie
@yoboichill0842
@yoboichill0842 4 года назад
For shizzle
@rondoggish
@rondoggish 4 года назад
@@donaldnickman4119 you're sense of humor is this small 🤏
@HankyPanky44
@HankyPanky44 3 года назад
@@donaldnickman4119 Spoils it how? Watch the vid before the comments...
@mel-bp1kp
@mel-bp1kp 2 года назад
Dave and Bill have a great chemistry on this one they both delivered especially the passive aggressive insults.
@amberlyn28
@amberlyn28 Год назад
Right!!!! And 5:40 😂😂😂
@hannahsanchez3648
@hannahsanchez3648 Год назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-kB5XXn0eKow.html
@Harcorwrestler
@Harcorwrestler Год назад
Thank you so much Dave Chappell for making these skits that can longer be made. You had a small window to make these skits and it was put out before the window closed forever to do things kinds of skits.
@elberthiggins6667
@elberthiggins6667 10 месяцев назад
I think I've watched this sketch 100 times. Still funny; still laughing.
@C.J.80
@C.J.80 5 лет назад
"So long fried rice... Helllooooo Fried Chicken"!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@randyh.7782
@randyh.7782 5 лет назад
Why not both? 😋
@joshkusiak7613
@joshkusiak7613 5 лет назад
Randy H. Fried rice chicken
@eli8444
@eli8444 5 лет назад
@@joshkusiak7613 Chicken fried rice.
@phillipcoleman6422
@phillipcoleman6422 4 года назад
He did lose all his endorsements tho..... Dave called that one
@thelasthourgetready
@thelasthourgetready 4 года назад
Randy H. because hes officialy black dont you get the sketch?
@Magido89
@Magido89 4 года назад
Casually calling Madonna a whore always cracks me up. Bill burr is a legend
@354allday
@354allday 4 года назад
He spoke facts thou
@eyeheartsushi2212
@eyeheartsushi2212 4 года назад
Scott Humphreys So what does that say about J-Lo, these days? 😂😂😂
@jozinek876
@jozinek876 4 года назад
HOLY SHIT, just noticed it was Bill Burr ;)
@clarkerots9348
@clarkerots9348 4 года назад
Chappelle and Burr together is comedy gold!
@rockemack
@rockemack 4 года назад
LOL he called her a whore LOL! Comedy fellas, amirite?
@tpd1399
@tpd1399 Год назад
Dave Chappelle and Bill Burr…what a duo
@derekz5243
@derekz5243 6 месяцев назад
if this isn't the greatest comedy sketch of all time, I don't know what is
@mfundoceleh8386
@mfundoceleh8386 3 года назад
we didn't get Eminem and we lost the Wu-Tang clan, the struggle is real.
@LegoYoda7225
@LegoYoda7225 2 года назад
You got OJ and lost Collin Powell and Condoleeza Rice. Sounds like a win to me
@b-head6961
@b-head6961 2 года назад
@@LegoYoda7225 also got tiger woods lol
@alexmurphy5289
@alexmurphy5289 2 года назад
@@LegoYoda7225 Lenny Kravitz catching strays out here
@bobjones2041
@bobjones2041 2 года назад
You mean "shtruggo"
@b-head6961
@b-head6961 2 года назад
@@MichaelBrown-rg8oi you tweakin fam rewatch it lol
@themagicbullet7849
@themagicbullet7849 5 лет назад
They couldve done this for 30 minutes
@AltCTRLF8
@AltCTRLF8 5 лет назад
ikr, the NFL draft has 7 rounds!
@ProxyMinePro
@ProxyMinePro 4 года назад
I would have loved to see them debate the Rachel Dolezal incident.
@AltCTRLF8
@AltCTRLF8 4 года назад
Ozymandias the blacks and whites both trying to give her away
@themagicbullet7849
@themagicbullet7849 4 года назад
@@AltCTRLF8 and thats when the native americans come in with a steal.
@brenonthompson3987
@brenonthompson3987 4 года назад
I'd prefer to watch 3 hours of this than any other sports draft
@dancolonna6590
@dancolonna6590 11 месяцев назад
“There’s always FUBU” 🤣🤣🤣
@ThorHanson2005
@ThorHanson2005 8 месяцев назад
1:03 bro doing the robot is knocking me out 😂😂😂
@chuyozuna2398
@chuyozuna2398 4 года назад
“He’s been discriminated, had death threats and date white women, sounds like a black guy to me” 😂😂😂
@ericoliver1603
@ericoliver1603 4 года назад
So long fried rice, hello fried chicken😂😂😂
@GreedAndSelfishness
@GreedAndSelfishness 4 года назад
Hah black men hate their own race
@theophilusmartins5822
@theophilusmartins5822 4 года назад
@@GreedAndSelfishness lol you're missing the point.
@MicahiLove
@MicahiLove 4 года назад
This show is iconic
@jordan12118
@jordan12118 3 года назад
@@Junkman2008 Some people aren't smart enough to understand
@romilrh
@romilrh 2 года назад
When a skit is incredibly dumb and incredibly smart at the same time, it's a masterpiece of comedy
@dusk6159
@dusk6159 2 года назад
Not surprising that it's crafted by two top echelon guys like Chapelle and Bill.
@SumChap1
@SumChap1 Год назад
Comedians are a lot smarter than they act.
@xnoybis9967
@xnoybis9967 Год назад
Not dumb at all it’s hilarious and true
@WioWio-sf5pc
@WioWio-sf5pc Год назад
just imagine doing something like this in todays murica...
@inconnu4961
@inconnu4961 Год назад
@@WioWio-sf5pc Thats why its funnier now! We know those innocent days are LOOOONG gone!
@tanyabinion7796
@tanyabinion7796 Год назад
So blessed to have met Dave and tell him how much he means.
@sguti392
@sguti392 Год назад
All these years later and this is still gold. This is comedy at its best.
@dumaskhan
@dumaskhan 3 года назад
"the black delegation requests Eminem."
@marcwright5368
@marcwright5368 3 года назад
Should have given him to them.
@hammerdolo6813
@hammerdolo6813 3 года назад
The Jew part had me rolling. "Let's take a look downstairs"
@cajunrando2556
@cajunrando2556 3 года назад
Wait a godamned minute Rondell
@grammysworld5449
@grammysworld5449 3 года назад
I'm a hustler baby
@stalinsghostux3318
@stalinsghostux3318 3 года назад
You can have him 😂
@abefroman8528
@abefroman8528 3 года назад
This is what comedy should be. Everything and everyone should be fair game.
@MeEncantaMoss
@MeEncantaMoss 3 года назад
You should look up what "punching up" is
@carlosacta8726
@carlosacta8726 3 года назад
TOTALLY!!!
@yerr2396
@yerr2396 3 года назад
I agree
@nickdrexler6076
@nickdrexler6076 3 года назад
Hey bro I agree everyone needs to grow a sense a humor again life’s to short and if it’s a morality contest everyone is gonna lose!
@abefroman8528
@abefroman8528 3 года назад
@@MeEncantaMoss triggered tard. Go sit in a corner
@psilocin9533
@psilocin9533 Год назад
Its too bad Chapelle and comedy central had a falling out, would be awesome to see new episodes.
@zahidkhan5733
@zahidkhan5733 Год назад
what falling out? he's on the top of his game, most people don't care what a few trannazis think
@bretttheillustrator
@bretttheillustrator Год назад
they would never put this on tv
@jesuschristislord7754
@jesuschristislord7754 Год назад
5:39 that finger wiggle lol
@MrsMacLover
@MrsMacLover 3 месяца назад
What a day
@joneschilufya867
@joneschilufya867 29 дней назад
And the disgust from Chappelle 😂😂
@chiensyang
@chiensyang 4 года назад
Wu Tang Clan is no longer a group of Black rappers, but a group of Asian rappers with very very very dark skin.
@chiensyang
@chiensyang 4 года назад
@Long Live Rhodesia, Some Asian Indians have dark skin too.
@geno5299
@geno5299 4 года назад
Many Asians live in the tropics by the Pacific and Indian Ocean. So we already have dark skin. Those with lighter skins are the ones who live up north. OR are the low self esteemed ones and they put on some bleaching lotion.
@chiensyang
@chiensyang 4 года назад
@Long Live Rhodesia, What does that even mean?! I have seen and personally known many successful dark-skin Asians. Moreover, people who are bias toward light skin-tone are the ones who equate light skin-tone to beauty, not success.
@1critrune319
@1critrune319 4 года назад
So Chigga then?
@OdaSwifteye
@OdaSwifteye 4 года назад
@@1critrune319 *CHIGGA NOW*
@FrankMontes24
@FrankMontes24 3 года назад
This is a historic moment in comedy. Bill Burr, The Wu-Tang Clan, and Dave Chappelle all together!
@damnaion1027
@damnaion1027 3 года назад
Don't forget Mos Def.
@larryguerra4656
@larryguerra4656 2 года назад
Mos Def too!
@phonymex3340
@phonymex3340 2 года назад
How tf you leave out Mos Def kid. Must be young & dumb!
@sleazymeezy
@sleazymeezy 2 года назад
Bill Burr is a hack. All he does is yell unfunny things and swear. That's not comedy.
@boomermoreno
@boomermoreno 2 года назад
-Dave Chappelle -Wu-Tang Clan -Mos Def -Bill Burr -Bill Burr's Hair
@CLRacing12
@CLRacing12 Год назад
This skit just proves that we can laugh at something extremely funny making fun of anyone and everyone, we need more of this….
@SillyBillyOneHundreadMilly
@SillyBillyOneHundreadMilly 3 месяца назад
It's a tradition to come back to this once in a while
@ThatOtherRaccoon
@ThatOtherRaccoon 4 года назад
Mos Def doesn't get enough credit for his acting in this.
@julianhernandez2322
@julianhernandez2322 4 года назад
Thank you for pointing that out..I had no idea that was Mos Def...
@steveepic5957
@steveepic5957 4 года назад
Where was he!?
@julianhernandez2322
@julianhernandez2322 4 года назад
@@steveepic5957 He was the representative for the Black delegation...
@sydneyjoseph2323
@sydneyjoseph2323 4 года назад
Thanks you!!! 💯😘
@ThatOtherRaccoon
@ThatOtherRaccoon 4 года назад
@@steveepic5957 that's how good of a job he did lol. The dude was unrecognizable.
@darthdredz
@darthdredz 4 года назад
This is so far ahead of its time. Chappelle was brilliant. We need Round 2 of the draft
@keystrix3704
@keystrix3704 4 года назад
Nah. It's perfectly of its time and was comedy gold. We just regressed at some point.
@williamwhitfield6225
@williamwhitfield6225 4 года назад
Ppl would lose thier fucking minds if you put this on t.v. today. I was laughing my ass off and quating Chappelle's show all through the 8th and 9th grade. The let's get super offended over everything and be outraged at comedians because we literally are to sensitive to handle a joke. I would love to see Richard Pryor brought back in his prime and him and dave go off on the pussification of today's society.
@southbeachtalent
@southbeachtalent 4 года назад
"I'm Chinese now. This is how I feel inside!"
@chrisshields5448
@chrisshields5448 4 года назад
Round 2 would be hilarious, especially now
@wuhansam
@wuhansam 4 года назад
//Ariana grande, zendaya, Dwayne Johnson and Drake enter chat.//
@EyeSmiteThee
@EyeSmiteThee Год назад
Wow this certainly brings back some core memories from my early 20’s. Had every season on dvd 📀 😂😂
@DbgVeldri
@DbgVeldri 6 месяцев назад
"so long fried rice hello fried chicken" gets me every time
@abdoulayecamara8077
@abdoulayecamara8077 3 года назад
The black guy wiping his hand off after agreeing to take OJ 😂
@jblack8149
@jblack8149 3 года назад
Mos Def his name
@irelandevr4046
@irelandevr4046 3 года назад
@@jblack8149 You beat me to it....😒😂
@Vrussk
@Vrussk 3 года назад
I don't get it, what's the meaning of the hand wipe?
@Bellathebear777
@Bellathebear777 3 года назад
Rflmao 😅😅😅
@GetUpTheMountains
@GetUpTheMountains 3 года назад
@@Vrussk The joke is that he thinks shaking hands with the white delegate is gross, and reluctantly does it only to seal the deal. Regretting having to touch the white delegate, he wipes his hand to clean it. Hilarious.
@jpbostonian
@jpbostonian 3 года назад
This will forever be one of the greatest skits ever
@speak_no_evil
@speak_no_evil 3 года назад
Yessir this and dear sister
@carlosreid51
@carlosreid51 2 года назад
In this Marxist era yes
@jpbostonian
@jpbostonian 2 года назад
@@carlosreid51 I dont want to start anything but we do not live in a marxist era.
@jessavila4649
@jessavila4649 2 года назад
My favorite was the prince episode lol
@jessavila4649
@jessavila4649 2 года назад
@@jpbostonian we are now bro
@leegoddard2618
@leegoddard2618 Год назад
Been 20+ yrs Dave. You still make me laugh. 🤣👍
@greggasco2153
@greggasco2153 5 месяцев назад
"There is no hustlin' me, you're talking to the Ultimate Hustler!" LOL So funny, many comment "Ahead of it's time" dang rite Dave Chappelle was ahead of his time!
@CGS325
@CGS325 3 года назад
“Hey would you cut the marlarkey, there’s a white guy talking...SILENCIO, UNGAWA!!” 😂😂😂
@rudymarroquin397
@rudymarroquin397 3 года назад
Omg that part had me dying 😂😂😂😂
@treroney4720
@treroney4720 3 года назад
@@rudymarroquin397 what does Ungawa mean
@andrewmitchell5800
@andrewmitchell5800 3 года назад
@@treroney4720 it was used by filmakers in the 1930s for when Tarzan communicated with the natives and the wild animals
@goeatsomesh1t
@goeatsomesh1t 3 года назад
NO MALARKEY, was Bidens campaign slogan buahahahaha
@ComOneMaybe
@ComOneMaybe 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
@sonnyblack0870
@sonnyblack0870 4 года назад
Chapelle’s white guy impersonation is basically Barrack Obama 😂
@lionelpolo221
@lionelpolo221 4 года назад
😂
@nubreed13
@nubreed13 4 года назад
I like how his white person is named chuck taylor after the shoes.
@OMGpandemic
@OMGpandemic 4 года назад
"There's a white man talking here!"
@sonnyblack0870
@sonnyblack0870 4 года назад
emart88 Hah I didnt even catch that
@50ways2leave5
@50ways2leave5 4 года назад
@@nubreed13 Wiz Khalifa TGOD lol! luv it
@hoedenbesteller
@hoedenbesteller 6 месяцев назад
I can watch this skit over and over... it's brilliant
@kapembwamwenda9735
@kapembwamwenda9735 8 месяцев назад
2023 and I am still enjoying the skit
@dystealwobble5851
@dystealwobble5851 2 года назад
"Thick thighs, no felonies.. would've been a great pickup" Such a prime Mel Kiper breakdown.
@5PercentTint
@5PercentTint Год назад
The way rondell wipes his hand off after the handshake kills me so I missed that line for a long time
@ralphlopez3077
@ralphlopez3077 8 месяцев назад
Dude 😂
@joeo5484
@joeo5484 7 месяцев назад
All he was missing was a “and you’d be hard pressed to tell me otherwise” at the end 😂😂
@ricksmith154
@ricksmith154 4 года назад
"The black delegation requests Eminem"... "Wait just a goddamn minuit Rondell that wasn't part of the bargain!" Lol 😆💀
@chitoim2332
@chitoim2332 4 года назад
Rick Smith "white guy" u talking to the ultimit hustler
@zulu3274
@zulu3274 4 года назад
@@chitoim2332 😁Rondell "I'm just a hustler baby!"
@IncredibleStan
@IncredibleStan 4 года назад
@@chitoim2332 yeah we got hustled there .They took Powell, we gave them Rice and they gave us OJ....how the fuck did blacks come out okay after that deal?
@thejoker-wu1sp
@thejoker-wu1sp 4 года назад
My favorite part
@russBwright
@russBwright 4 года назад
Eminem is our only valid form of.. how you say ‘street cred’ For shizzle
@Squidej7zg
@Squidej7zg Год назад
Thought people forgot about Elian Gonzalez. Kinda glad his name still gets thrown around sometimes.
@MELOFROMCUBA
@MELOFROMCUBA Год назад
😂😂😂 how I could I forget tgeybbb made me see all that drama in tv back in school when I was in cuba
@davidwillis2388
@davidwillis2388 8 месяцев назад
This skit is just as hilarious now as when it aired. Even so I'm almost embarrassed how much it gets quoted in my circles! Timeless comedy from Dave
@drivewaystar6485
@drivewaystar6485 3 года назад
That guy doing the robot is the greatest running joke in the history of television.
@hip2thabone_da_sticky1
@hip2thabone_da_sticky1 3 года назад
1:03 the dude in the *red shirt* 😆
@june2420111
@june2420111 3 года назад
Hahaha always makes me laugh
@Nightowl333
@Nightowl333 3 года назад
Lol I laughed so hard when I saw it
@brandonowen9881
@brandonowen9881 2 года назад
@_jeff _ The joke is that guy is always in the background of random Chapelle skits doing the robot. Like the John Mayer one: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Ahhvmzr_pZo.html
@REGINASONGZ727
@REGINASONGZ727 2 года назад
Right he kills me every time i see him😂😂
@hotdamndan9892
@hotdamndan9892 4 года назад
"That's very mature, Rondell,." Damn, Chappelle's white man is so convincing. 😂
@poolq422
@poolq422 4 года назад
He called him a cracker 😅 3:58
@mario6sic6
@mario6sic6 4 года назад
Well i think its malarky
@anthonyanth8368
@anthonyanth8368 4 года назад
@@mario6sic6 Oooh i see that's were Joe Biden got his bus slogan from
@inlinechris
@inlinechris 4 года назад
pᴉoʌ ʞɔvlq yes we have ears too
@VivaLaDnDLogs
@VivaLaDnDLogs 4 года назад
Love how when people won't stop booing, he says something profoundly racist to shock them speechless. That's my race, yep.
@Jerry-ir8nd
@Jerry-ir8nd 25 дней назад
clears throat * craka “Very mature Rondell”😂
@Strugglingambitious_
@Strugglingambitious_ 6 лет назад
Rondel: Black delegation request Eminem Chuck Taylor: wait a god damn minute rondel that's not part of the bargain 😭😭
@ChantzKacey
@ChantzKacey 6 лет назад
Dirty money Capo 😂Lol, I always cracked up on that part! Mos Def’s acting has always been underrated I swear!
@devzeppelin
@devzeppelin 6 лет назад
5:12 😂😂
@IamKrissyKO
@IamKrissyKO 6 лет назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@gregakagreat
@gregakagreat 6 лет назад
Dirty money Capo I love the Chuck Taylor character.
@urRAWRsoundsfunnyLOL
@urRAWRsoundsfunnyLOL 6 лет назад
They wanna give him up now tho 😭
@seanno9744
@seanno9744 4 года назад
The most underrated line in this sketch is “She was born and raised catholic; then she became a whore”
@CourtTV.
@CourtTV. 4 года назад
He may be mandonna transvestigative stuff is still up
@manuginobilisbaldspot424
@manuginobilisbaldspot424 4 года назад
As if there's a difference...
@matthewrock4725
@matthewrock4725 4 года назад
@InMyCudiZzZone it definitely is.
@mursuka80
@mursuka80 4 года назад
It is funny because it is true. And now she has become insane.
@JDMimeTHEFIRST
@JDMimeTHEFIRST 4 года назад
Seann O Madonna was never even promiscuous, not that anything’s wrong with that. She sang about sex sometimes. . . Like most pop artists, except she wasn’t a dude while doing it and she hired gay backup dancers and promoted safe sex during the aids crisis. But yeah, misogynists dudes can call her a whore if that’s what acting like a man or grown women means. The whole sketch was hilarious so I still love this sketch . . But that “joke” fell flat / just not funny. Everyone has hits and misses
@bryce____1114
@bryce____1114 4 месяца назад
The whites giving back OJ always gets me😂
@MuteDaMxck
@MuteDaMxck 3 месяца назад
Above accordingly are my digits for one on one convo. I do have something to clarify and also something important to share as well. I will be expecting your message ~ Cheers.Miles.
@Heatfan96
@Heatfan96 Год назад
This skit aged like fine wine I swear 😂
@kookie37
@kookie37 3 года назад
"The RZA, The GZA, U-God, Inspectah Deck, Ghostface Killah. The Wu-Tang Clan!"
@epixdevo3180
@epixdevo3180 3 года назад
Chessboxing
@athumanuwayo5774
@athumanuwayo5774 3 года назад
What about method
@kookie37
@kookie37 3 года назад
@@athumanuwayo5774 m-e-t-h-o-d man
@MrJJr-lw9zq
@MrJJr-lw9zq 3 года назад
What about Ol dirty
@georgepanagos3760
@georgepanagos3760 3 года назад
Raekwon tha Chef?
@EvanJones-jn7nu
@EvanJones-jn7nu 3 года назад
“We keep Eminem you guys get OJ” best deal in history
@Craiglaca1
@Craiglaca1 3 года назад
That’s messed up
@EvanJones-jn7nu
@EvanJones-jn7nu 3 года назад
@@Craiglaca1 how
@bennyatthebank
@bennyatthebank 3 года назад
This is what comedy should be. Everything and everyone should be fair game.
@kimbanj3703
@kimbanj3703 3 года назад
@@Craiglaca1 awwwww who’s the little snowflakey???
@Craiglaca1
@Craiglaca1 3 года назад
@@kimbanj3703 your mother still liked it
@michaelcole4868
@michaelcole4868 Год назад
Spit my morning coffee multiple times! I can't believe I've never seen this! 😆 😆 😆
@TexasGolfer
@TexasGolfer Месяц назад
Back again for this Chappelle classic. 😂
@Smellie069
@Smellie069 4 года назад
“OJ Simpson black again” does hand shake
@NewAgeSlaves
@NewAgeSlaves 4 года назад
Lol nah they did the sht from how high "popcorn player"
@COO415
@COO415 4 года назад
@Leamen. I could watch this skit a million times, that good riddance handshake cracks me up, always 😂
@chriscastillo4275
@chriscastillo4275 4 года назад
NewAgeSlaves mf’s been doing what u call the popcorn playa (
@PrimetimeD
@PrimetimeD 6 лет назад
Asian delegation killed it in this draft.
@USCTrojansOwn
@USCTrojansOwn 6 лет назад
PrimetimeD fucking steel of the draft!!!! Lmao
@Walking-MY-Path
@Walking-MY-Path 6 лет назад
They came in clutch.
@toweleeeie301
@toweleeeie301 5 лет назад
And they had last pick. The whole Wu might I add. Definitely the best pick of the night
@willedwards6234
@willedwards6234 5 лет назад
Melvin Diggs 😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂
@funnybleepbloopthing
@funnybleepbloopthing 5 лет назад
Melvin Diggs i don't think the Asian or quarter German delegation would let Lee go.
@shadowghost815
@shadowghost815 5 месяцев назад
Dude in the crowd doing the robot 🤖 had me DYING😭😭😭
@KingAlanI
@KingAlanI 4 месяца назад
reminded of this classic because NFL Twitter is talking a lot about a hypothetical game between white vs black stars, including where mixed race players would go
@iLikaDaSexxxx
@iLikaDaSexxxx 6 лет назад
"To keep things fair, we keep eminem... you get OJ Simpson." "CHUCH!"
@yooque5706
@yooque5706 5 лет назад
You will never ever see this type of content on TV ever again.
@departmentofdate2263
@departmentofdate2263 5 лет назад
Dont be so sure
@howardbaxter2514
@howardbaxter2514 4 года назад
At least not anytime soon
@MarkSmith-lz5rk
@MarkSmith-lz5rk 4 года назад
Lol south park does more offensive shit than this regularly...they showed a depiction of Mohammad for God's sakes which is basically sacrilegious to muslims...
@OvSpP
@OvSpP 4 года назад
Are you kidding me? TV had gotten WAAAAAY more controversial since this, and with Netflix and stuff too? Not only could this happen again, but I would likely be dirtier!
@fruitypeebils
@fruitypeebils 4 года назад
@tristin117 tell that to the employees of Charlie Hebdo
@MrP_86
@MrP_86 4 месяца назад
Phenomenal on so many levels. This skit was genius
@nels7347
@nels7347 Год назад
I love the subtleness of Bill Burr in this skit it
@tb-mo9076
@tb-mo9076 2 года назад
Poor Tiger lost all his endorsements: "Tough break, n*, there's always FUBU." 😂😂😂
@DaviJaye
@DaviJaye 2 года назад
Do people still wear Fubu? 🤣🤣🤣
@bakcort
@bakcort 2 года назад
@@DaviJaye yes Sir Mr. Jaye I wear fubu workout socks and running shoes
@mrjanemba
@mrjanemba 2 года назад
Shame how true that rang years later
@scottshannon9566
@scottshannon9566 Год назад
@m_train1 "FUTBU"
@scottshannon9566
@scottshannon9566 Год назад
@m_train1 you literally wrote "FUTBU"
@daniele8278
@daniele8278 4 года назад
"Condoleeza Rice: Given away by Blacks", I am in tears from laughing.
@Nokpest11
@Nokpest11 4 года назад
I didnt get that - is there anything to it?
@daniele8278
@daniele8278 4 года назад
@@Nokpest11 Specifically, no. Just drawing attention to the fact that she was a huge disappointment. Despite being a black woman in a position of significant political power, she was largely viewed a pawn of the Bush administration, never having her own opinions or otherwise doing anything important.
@Nokpest11
@Nokpest11 4 года назад
@@daniele8278 all right, thanks!
@denverthomas8037
@denverthomas8037 Год назад
this is so funny im still crying tears... thx guys
@socialmoth4974
@socialmoth4974 Год назад
This skit still holds up today. Brilliant!
@ThatOneRandomSteve
@ThatOneRandomSteve 5 лет назад
As a Chinese man, I can say that this was the greatest deal in the history of deals.
@howardbaxter2514
@howardbaxter2514 5 лет назад
And I thought the whole trade between the Black and White delegation couldn’t be topped.
@kobehayes4827
@kobehayes4827 5 лет назад
Overwtching
@Xannyphantom905
@Xannyphantom905 5 лет назад
in real life, there's no way in hell the blacks would give up the Wu Tang Clan
@Subtweeted
@Subtweeted 4 года назад
Apprentess Gooden The Asian delegation came out on top for sure. the Latino delegation came out even. The Black delegation got Tiger and I believe the White delegation took an overall loss with the trade deal for Condoleezza Rice but we get to keep Eminem so we didn’t do too bad 😂
@Xannyphantom905
@Xannyphantom905 4 года назад
@@Subtweeted you're white, why would you say the Asians had best pick?
@dinosaursneverexisted8985
@dinosaursneverexisted8985 3 года назад
This is probably my favorite Chappelle sketch. It highlights how goofy racial stereotyping is, and trying to put people into categories is. As hilarious as it is genius
@rickybobby7549
@rickybobby7549 2 года назад
All stereotypes are true. Asians can’t drive for example
@adeelm9028
@adeelm9028 2 года назад
@@rickybobby7549 that's why the best drifters are Asian
@rickybobby7549
@rickybobby7549 2 года назад
@@adeelm9028 drifting is dumb.
@adeelm9028
@adeelm9028 2 года назад
@@rickybobby7549 skill nonetheless
@JonHop1
@JonHop1 2 года назад
If a white person did this sketch it'd be banned on YT and all other woke social media platforms.. Shows how absurd it is these days... Can barely joke about anything race-related. Its destroying comedy and our ability to have a laugh at each other. Not everything needs to be so PC and perfect. We are human afterall and each one of us is flawed.
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