Cheap Coffee Reviewed By A Coffee Expert 

Some of the best cantaloupes I've ever had were purchased from vendors on the side of the road. Some of the worst cantaloupes I've ever had were found abandoned on the side of the road.

Mom: how's school Me:side of the road cantaloupe

Byron MacGreggor why were you eating cantaloupe you foubd abandoned on the side of the Damn road

yep ^_^ lol

Bugghetti Bug HA you beat me to it! Side of the road cantaloupe!! lol!

Mr. Fab Not really

Chris Garner grape jolly rancher

That is how you know he is an expert. That is how it works.

They're accurate descriptions, though.

like how does he know how burnt rubber tastes like tho

Actually, I've had literal side-of-the-road-cantaloupe. Apparently someone had a picnic with cantaloupe and left the seeds on the ground. There was a vine patch for a few years that produced "volunteer" fruit. It was a healthy, tasty bunch of good fruit.

Squrt if you think all coffee is the same then you haven’t tried other coffees

@@squrt7701 It's all mostly down to how you make the coffee heating is "VERY" important, and coffee should be drunk quite fast, else the beans tend to go bitter in the water eventually

@@squrt7701 there are so many varieties of coffee bean, so it's quite normal to have different quality of coffee. Not to mention the brewing method are diverse too.

He’s not even tasting any coffee. It’s a joke. He’s probably just sipping water out of that cup

I'm sorry but if you give starbucks one star and folgers 4 stars; your taste buds are wrong.

That would be a fantastic title for a story.

Side of the Road Cantaloupe by Fall Out Boy

Yeah but as anything subjective, being an expert on your own taste is literally pointless.

Acled Maiden it's not about the own taste, it's about the quality if you taste a bad cake, it will be a bad and cheap cake and "cheap" is a kind of taste you can grasp now days. And some people love that taste, which is fine, it doesn't make it a good cake though

Acled Maiden LOL. You nailed it. Best coffee I ever had was in the middle of the woods camping. It is all good when that is what you have.

Starbucks is shit. That's why they put a ton of sweeteners in it. Good coffee needs very little(if any)sweetener.

It's also overpriced and I can make better coffee at home.

Tbh the frappes and teas are okay, but the original coffee etc. Sucks

*suck

Honestly though, Starbucks coffee is actually pretty good compared to other fast food or coffee places. But to know the differences, you would have to drink "normal" coffee enough.

It became one of my favorites 😊 thanks 🙏

That's a decent coffee in its class, but if you ever want to move up, it's worth it. It's really not that much more money.

You need to get a coffee grinder and coffee beans; you will never be the same after it.

Any basic Cuban, Dominican, or Puerto Rican coffee will probably be better if not even cheaper than Folgers. I haven’t lived in the USA in a long time so I don’t remember the typical prices.

I only drink reverse osmosis water.. ✌️

YOu mean like fiji spring water? personally I'm the clean tap and fresh from the reverse osmosis kind of guy...

Haha I work in a hospital and I get mine for free. XD

People who drink "fancy"water: it helps my complexion and is helther that cheap water. Me: you do realize it's just bottled tap water right.

+13CrazyDaisies no it's cause he tasted melon and burned rubber

I used to own a business with 2 manufacturers that were Amish, in Amish country horse poop on the road is called a Road Apple.....what on God's Green Earth would a Road Cantaloupe be?!?!

No, they don't. Actually local country farmers set up road side stands and sell fresh fruit and vegetables at a lower price than what you pay in the store AND it's better! See my Facebook page for a picture of road side peaches.

haha yeah I started to think he's just saying any random words that pop into his head to describe each one.

Jenevie Paige almost beefy

You mean his husband

LMAO. Thats more like it

@@AK-47ISTHEWAY duuude!!! thank you for the laugh hahah

😂😂😂😂😂

So oddly specific lol

lmao this made my phone fall on my face

Not so offensive!

+Hillary Bernal i was about to say this guy reminds me of gee and then your profile pic came up....

+Hillary Bernal gerard is that u?

lol he said that when i was reading this comment

Trevor Miller he was drinking coffee since infant

Tomy Lim that explains a lot about this guy

Lol note of water ITS A FUCKIN DRINK

No because i taste the richness of the coffee

I couldn't tell if this was a joke or not when I heard, "Grape Jolly Rancher" lol. I want someone to make a parody of this

A mega gay one

u taste the richness of maccas coffee? lmao

its not really like a class you take, your simply a food critic, who specializes in coffee

Practice drinking from a cup, swirling the liquid in your mouth and spitting in a bucket. Then you have to learn a few buzzwords.

secretspy1 Spittoon - Traditionally a spittoon is used for the taster to expel the sipped cup that is being tasted. The spittoon is typically large and held between the legs of the taster to facilitate spitting.

secretspy1 k

secretspy1 Got it from the coffee cupping (tasting) page on Wikipepedia. I'm not trying to be a smartass on something I don't know. I suggest you do the same before telling me Wikipedia is an inaccurate source.

+Knugen av Swärje bitter can be enjoyable !

Yea I don't really understand his descriptions of the taste, burnt rubber? Apparently he eats a lot of weird things

Damn, that's how experts refer to what they're tasting. Like, the wine is "round" or "big", "bright" and "oaked", "elegant", even "flamboyant" is a term used.

he refers to the smell then the overall taste. pretty much he is saying the taste to him is better than the smell

@@BakjeLeip oh no...

Okay but no way dunkin is better. It taste like pee with milk on a good day

No one goes to starbucks for coffee anyways, they go to feel important.

@@Mosababumarzouk i get a large mocha with a cut of lemon bread.

I think McDonald’s better if your talking about ice coffee

I agree. Also, Dunkin coffee is really on a different tier. IMHO, better than some of the cheaper gourmet coffees.

Yeah, I prefer their hot black coffee over Starbucks any day.

Idk if they have it in ur area but Cumberland farms (convenient store) coffee is better than dunks in a side by side I randomly did haha and it's still $1

I live in Australia where we have top of the line espresso machines in every cafe but Dunkin' is still my favourite drip coffee

I like starbucks i dont like dunking tbh

Can I like this more than once hahahahahaa

What's your favorite note of coffee?

noah langdon Notes.

LMMFAO

I mean COME ON. GRAPE JOLLY RANCHER???!?!?

Ashley Weill very good idea!

That would be cool

Well i dont know i basically see art gallerys filled with just paintings looked like it was made by my little brother

Little Chicken ahem ARTISTS review ART SUPPLIES such as brushes and canvases. Lol

Ashley Weill well just read the supplies part

Dunkin has some of the worst coffee I've ever tasted at this point. Overly acidic and usually tastes burnt, alongside being incredibly watery. The dude in the video is just plain wrong.

Their doughnuts (spell it right, dammit!) have always sucked because of inferior ingredients used. Now they are sucky AND stale because they come from centralized bakeries instead of being made fresh in-store. My local supermarket makes doughnuts right in the store kitchen. Fresh, yummy, bigger than DD's, and 30 cents per doughnut CHEAPER.

Well. Guppy did say WAS.

c4987 Gotta love side of the road cantaloupe.

c4987 Dirty assphalt.

+c4987 I know, I really like this guy lol

+Moto Myki Does he have a RU-vid Channel or something?

+Jack Francis The name sounds German?

Tirth Patel this was bomb....the best comment

why is this not a video yet !!!!???

LMFAO

Tirth Patel really. this guy is a Lamborgini engineer to you?

lmao

Omg I was the same way. I was like whoa pal don't knock the Dunkin donuts coffee. I got hooked on it when I lived in the Midwest and when they finally came to California I drove an hour to get a cup.

+MrZee Coffee is not meant to be sweet all the time. Sometimes a crisper, less smooth taste makes for a richer experience (like eating dark chocolate or a stout beer). That said, I love "dessert" coffees.

JPM I guess that's true, though it would've made more sense if he compared the coffee to something rich like dark chocolate or a stout beer instead of "tar" that's for sure. Then again, it could be argued that he liked it in comparison to the others he drank so far. He wasn't especially too fond of that Starbucks coffee either.

Iced coffee in mcdonalds aint no joke.

I drank coffee from literally 50 places over a 2month time period and McD's pawned them . Community coffee was good and the one at the Kolache Factory I forgot the name

+MrZee Not too surprised since the Finnish drink "Rili" a tar flavored soft drink. so some people out there must like the taste of it.

Ohhh😂😂 lol imagine you hosted the party and he is sitting next to you and you ask "hey hows the coffee" and he's like... you know how😂😂

This guy would fit in at the RU-vid hero summit party.

accountnumber90 your picture is perfect with this comment😂

I am, in fact, no fun at parties

IXM360 Really? I got a hint of Salt from the comment

He really is a coffee expert, but yes, he is making fun of coffee snobs (including himself). Very tongue in cheek. He was a barista at high end coffee shops in Cleveland and LA for over a decade.

Jeffrey Johansen I wanna punch this dude

Answer that to yourself lol

Rachel Watson The more apt title for the video would have been about reviewing "popular" coffee, not "cheap" coffee.

Their coffee is cheap though, they were just testing plain coffee here, no latte.

Rachel Watson plain coffee was a buck 25 last time i tried it. I also used the reusable cups so you get some kind of discount on it depending how generous the cashier wants to be

Rachel Watson Damn you Americans complaining at $5 a latte it's like at least $12.5 here.

Lee Szi Kiat hahaha.. im not even american, and never once did i say i was. get off your high horse, i dont care what you think, in a normal paying job, 13$ for a single coffee is not something i would ever indulge in because thats fucking ridiculous.

i just lmao

Your comment and profile pic harmonize

He is using a rating for cheap coffees.

This is so sad. Yet so funny lol

He was maybe homeschooled to learn cool phrases and to drink coffee

+jimmy mc chardench LOLL

+jimmy mc chardench He could tear you to pieces...with just his words, pretty much like the girls in my school who happen to be the biggest bullies.

A cup of "cheap" coffee at Starbucks actually costs about 2 bucks, but, my, does that make a K-Cup seem economical! If you've ever been through the AM line at McDonald's, watching people order entire bags of cheap, greasy breakfast sandwiches, it's enough to convince you to get coffee almost anywhere else.

DiffEq_03 not everyone goes for their greasy ass food some actually like McDonald's other stuff meanie -_-

Thank you for your comment it speaks the truth

Hope you know... if you hear the noise when he drops the cup, there is nothing in it, and there is no steam coming off the cup either

Your comment is 100% true.

Philip Godsworth I don't wanna drink coffee anymore, now that you said it's black cocaine water...

means "this tastes strange as shit, but I like it!"

I guess he means related to those specific coffees because if he compared them to any good coffees they would all be like 1 or 2 stars

+Filippo Medici Italian coffee is amazing. I went on holiday there this summer and everywhere I went the coffee was reliably awesome. Even in an el-cheapo run down café they have good coffee.

+Firmansyah Sembiring yeah, i agree with you

+Firmansyah Sembiring we do have good quality coffee SEEDS but other country's "progressed" coffees are still better than ours

+Filippo Medici I'd love too. Now loan me the money for airfare lol

+Filippo Medici Hi, in my country the only italian coffee I can get is lavazza and illy, they are this good coffees?

No chance

But, his years of training!

He rated McD and Foldgers higher than others lol

if you gave me a starbucks coffee twice in a row I would definitely know. despite his unbearable vibe he was absolutely correct in how he evaluated these brands

Mcdonalds uses newman's own.

David James you can say that about any profession really

+Brooke Bridgland Nope, too watered down for my taste to be honest

Only the finest naturally distilled artesian divinity tears can caress his java jabber

virgin mary's menstrual blood

IKR

+Brooke Bridgland "After my 3rd or 4th sip i thought maybe this might be ok, If i forget my training" so in other words everything he says is in complete bias and looks at where the coffee came from and not the taste.

Chris Merrick Starbucks sucks... It's almost not coffee

Gabriel Castro Yeah I know, all the Starbucks in Australia got shut down cause no one liked it.

Chris Merrick Australia has far higher standards than us British then. Starbucks is spreading like the plague here.

kyle whitehead We do. I have a Kiwi friend who lives in the London area, she said to only go to a certain few coffee shops when I visited last year. Yeah, you guys really don't know your coffee.

Chris Merrick McDonalds in Canada has great coffee.

You can actually taste a difference

The taste is very noticeable. I go to a local coffee beans roaster/coffee shop and I can tell when the espresso is different roast.

Hopefully it's not too far from your safe space.

You have made my day, you passive aggressive genius

When you're trying so hard to be edgy and offensive that it's not even relevant.

Years of training probably means working as a barista at some hipster coffee shop and blowing all of his bosses to get a job as a coffee critic

Jeepers.

I think people like him are hired by companies like Dunkin/Starbucks/McDonalds/Tim Hortons to review coffee suppliers and varieties to pick the best kind. I remember McDonalds used to have a way way worse Coffee, but then they rolled out with a slightly better coffee.

i dont think he would be talking about those coffees like he did if he could end up working for one of those companies someday

He probably works for somewhere a lot nicer than these companies.

yup, because he's giving his opinion on coffee , you can tell a lot about him am i right?

You do realize he's a critic, do you not?

I actually thought the opposite. He seems like a nice dude...thats a critic for a living.

Sounds like a personal issue.

He seems to be only criticizing the coffee....Hmmmm...and I wonder why. It most definitely couldn't be because he's a coffee expert, no that obviously isn't it. Or maybe because he was brought onto the video as a critic and a critic criticizes things of his expertise? Meh, who knows, right?

kek

That's not Matt Damon

+Sharon Koehler yes, we know, that's why it's funny....sigh

looks more like jesse plemons... who looks a lot like matt damon... so yeah u right but u could be right...er.

looks more like Meth Damon

He's not an expert. There really is no such thing. He's just saying random words to describe coffee trying to be funny and he failed miserably.

I mean I dont know all coffee experts in the world (never heard his name or saw him in an expo, he isnt followed by anyone I follow🤔, trust me there arent that many people in the speciality coffee industry) but even other than that there is literally no proof that this guy is an expert

Doesn't McDonald's use Newman's Own?

Salad Dressing yes, coffee not so much. They have their own specialty blend that's actually pretty highly regarded as far as cheap coffees go. They usually perform well in blind taste tests with competitors

McDonald's coffee is actually pretty good

ChaozDealer same wtf? 😂

He’s reviewing it based on comparison to other coffees in the group. If he uses his standard these would’ve all been 0 looool

If you live out in the country, it's cantaloupe that's fresh from the fields and is sold off of a truck.

Mark Nicholson oh. OK, but I've never tasted cantaloupe in my coffee!

***** nor have I, I'm assuming this man is insane.

camila reed I have a feeling this is an undercover LGBT campaign

Gamey?

one star for many bucks

Oscar Sanders Bravo. 5 stars

Oscar Sanders I like your profile picture. It's WAY better than mine.

Haley Wernz thanks man, I made it myself :D

Really? I made mine too! Wait.. no I didn't...

+Anon Ymous He didn't

GigaByter R You sure? Cause right before he tries the Starbucks he says something like he is insinuating he knows what he is trying. @ 1:40

Anon Ymous I think he was just making a statement after trying the previous coffee 'that he's not excited' because it's cheap coffee. Then the scene starts off with him tasting the starbucks.

GigaByter R For what it's worth, I don't think so. I think they told him what he was trying.

Anon Ymous Possible

Sappheiro same! He’s witty!! The haters are missing out.

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Hahahaha, that's great!

Sign in best comment ever

maybe a touch of the big gay?

Sign in + LOL

Nebulynx Pleb definitely more than a touch.

Sign in what do u mean?

this should be the top comment

Just get someone to pay you for tasting toilet paper and then you're a professional toilet paper expert.

Kleenex cottonelle, easy.

You'd be surprised the types of jobs out there

its an actuall job and you actually go to something like uni for this

Phalxxx Exactly.

trust me you can smell how bad the coffee is, you cant understand the details but I can assure you that I can give you a general guess on the quality of the coffee even from 2 meters away (Im an "expert")

Its been a good week

Slightly-Burnt Toast XD slightly burnt toast XD

Yeeeeeaaaaa

Slightly-Burnt Toast they r overrated

Really, you guys describe Starucks as cheap? White people....

He means it's cheap tasting. The coffee to make is cheap but they sell for outrageous prices

ivette vazquez ah ok makes sense now

+ivette vazquez yet everyone keeps buying it😂😂

+jonathan mellace (Jbro106) that's true😂😂

+Black Gemstone 😂😂

***** good for you

***** so is uncle ruckus , but dont tell him.

Well I personally like McDonalds coffee and it is way more affordable the starbucks

Well starbucks is pretty horendous. The only reason theyre still in buisness is suburban white 16 year old females.

TheN0X racist

Max wattt why

Not really,maybe it's just because he gave that kind of vibe that makes people have an urge to kill him?

For some reason, that makes sense

Grumpy Doctor he is witty and a Savage not because he has a punchable face lol. He could make an excellent advisor in the westeros lol

he's the kind that critiques coffee brands sold at stores. Coffee experts like him have hyper sensitive taste buds that take years to master. Critiquing coffee already made to serve is something different from buying at your local grocery store.

like weasel poop; it's almost $600 a pound

Aimee Gem Veloso it's a type of animal that picks the best ripest beans and poops it out. We then take those beans and make coffee out of it. It's apparently the best coffee know to mankind, but I haven't tried a cup, so I can't say it is.

And to those who say "ew" to Kopi Luwak....remember, you eat eggs and milk: chicken's period and cow lactation.

There's one here in the Philippines which is brewed from animal excrement. I heard its fairly pricey and it tastes good especially brewed and served fresh, never actually tasted one though. Not that I'd want to, though.

He gave it 3.5/5 and then commented that it was 'halfway tolerable'. So from where do you conclude that he thinks half of 5 is 3.5?

Halfway tolerable is still saying 3.5 is half of 5 or am I missing the point? Because he does mention the word "half" right? And does 3.5 = half of 5? It does not, unless you're really bad at maths obviously, half of 5 is 2.5. No matter how you word it he still mentions the word half which means he believes half of 5 is 3.5. So no matter what my comment makes total sense. It doesn't matter if it's tolerable, related to how much it costs, how good it tastes, etc. He still says it's "half"way tolerable which implies he thinks 3.5 = half of 5. Does that make any sense now? Jesus Christ, they told me about people on RU-vid being dumb but I never thought people would take it so seriously. -_- By the way, it's quite obviously a taste test as proven by the fact he mentions the taste of each coffee and then rates it of that. Tolerable - Meaning essentially how good does the coffee taste. So yeah, in conclusion, after taking in all the evidence it is quite clear to me and 18 other people that he thinks 3.5 is half of 5 and if that doesn't make total sense to you, then I give up.

Aaron Sullivan Lay that ego to rest bud. He rated it 3.5/5. He said it was halfway tolerable. You assume 0 is intolerable and 5 is tolerable. That is not true whatsoever. It is mentioned nowhere. It is 3.5/5 but as far as tolerance goes, he finds it only halfway tolerable. It really is not difficult to understand at all. Before you insult others because of your failure to accept your own incompetence, think things through. Good life lesson.

Sure, sure. You keep believing that. But it's a taste test and believe it or not tolerable is one of the many word we would use in a taste test. Tolerable in this instance obviously means how he found the coffee and he found it half tolerable which means he thinks 3.5 is half of 5. Honestly, I am going mental or something. Every time I write something that is actual fact, people dismiss it for some self belief it means something else. Okay let me just put this in simple English. He is doing a taste test which means 0-1 would be intolerable or a word of that description and 4-5 would be tolerable or again something to that description. Just because it wasn't mentioned doesn't mean it's not true. Do you understand now?

Aaron Sullivan A taste test takes into account the taste as as a whole. 0 is not intolerable. That's just a part of it. Forget it. This is pointless. You're one of those guys who can't be wrong. Peace.