CHECKING OUT MY GOTH GIRLFRIEND PHONE 

I shit in the sink but nobody will know because there are so many comments

with friends like these, who needs enemies?

unironically better story telling than most modern shows

"You tell me you're 29 and already balding?" he looks away uncomfortably "That's life." Fucking brutal. So true tho

“Overuse just causes genital shrinkage” “That must suck” “I know” Pretty funny writing

I swear, doomer shouldn't be around people like his "friends"

with such a friends like these, he really don't need enemies.

really hope doomer gets the realization to cut ties from those “friends”

"The least attractive guy in the group" Weapons grade cope there bud

The character development in these is getting better than most TV/ movies now ngl

7:35 “Falls in love with the least attractive one in the group”. Excellent writing because we could clearly see that he is the most attractive by a margin because the others don’t even look human…

While the girl looked really nice, calm and easy going in the first part, I was still a little bit suspicious about her. That's because of her "friend". In Greece we say "show me your friends and I'll tell you who you are". I agree 100% with this! If your friends are trash, you are trash too and vice versa! Her pink haired her is worse than trash so in the end, while she looked nice, I still had a bad feeling about her. Now, it seems that I was right. First of all, having an "e-boy" type guy as a background image IS bad (the same goes for guys of course) and most guys would bother. That's enough to make her really suspicious. However, there is more! When the Doomer says that his friends are staring at them, she replays with a strong and confident voice, "I know". Other people have said that she's probably abusive but she acts kind when they are around. That scene can support this argument. She was fully aware that they are watching so she played so nice that she even let him spit out on her hand so her act seems more real. Another thing is that the Doomer has the same scar on the face as the "e-boy" in the background. That's F-UP!!! This may mean that she likes the "e-boy" but knows that there is no way she can get him so he tries to make Doomer look like the "e-boy" as much as possible (remember, looks are EVERYTHING!). Hence, she's not in love with the Doomer but with the idea of him been the "e-boy" she wants so much. Finally, the very final frames. When the Doomer says, "I'm sorry for them", he's look changing. His eye pupils get centered and it seems like he looks down. This means that he doesn't mean what he says. He's truly sorry for HIM and not for his friends as he knows that he's in an abusive relationship. I could not understand the meaning of him looking his hands and then closing he eyes but I think that his GF looked with him with pity. With the classic: "You know how things go. You know who rules". She seems to love that the Doomer is helpless. She wants to turn him into her dream "e-boy" and have him under control. To me, it seems that the Doomer is so depressed and how so low self-esteem that while he knows that this is not what he wants, he is to afraid to be alone. The girl seem nice and sweet at first but then she showed her true colors (remember how the friends mentioning them dating for 2 months). So he got attached and loved her very fast and now he can't leave her. Can't wait for the next part!!!

After watching DOUBLE DATE it can be inferred that the goth girl has a fetish for sick / weak guys. She even got upset when he told her he wasn’t sick in DOUBLE DATE. Also from the home screen of her phone, you can see a bruised and bandaged guy that has been fetishized. She also takes the extra effort to take care of the bf by peeling and taking out the seeds of the grape because she truly enjoys nursing him.

Too bad Chad wasn't there, but I guess he can't always be there to uplift Doomer. He's probably fighting the evil of the world as the final battle gets near. Though Doomer's chick is a bit suspicious

I always felt bad for doomer, so seeing him with someone that truly cares about him is so refreshing.

I'm sure you're doing this on purpose but I'll still mention it just because it makes the scenes and the atmosphere so much more realistic and because you're doing a very good job implementing that feature: How they talk about random unrelated stuff inbetween the main topic of the conversation (like the small part about bones in KFC wings). It just makes them feel so real and lively

I swear, that big guy we keep seeing really wants us to hate him

What up with this bruised/sore" thing?

I wonder how many friendships would be like that if everyone was completely honest like these guys

please, Thinker, please do not make her be a bad person. Doomer has already been through so much. Please just let them retire from this without any upsets or twists. There has to be hope. There has to be. She is literally taking the role of Chad in these episodes and I think she is doing Chad proud. Please, do not make her do anything stupid. Please.

This story can be viewed with two different angles. 1.) She's really a nice average girl who's in love with anon regardless of his social status. 2.) From his bruises you can say that she's abusive and he doesn't respond because he has finally got a girlfriend and don't wanna lose her and she's just pretending to be nice in front of his friends.

Despite being only text-to-speech, the dialogue in these videos are so realistic. Really awesome! 👍

Honestly so far Doomer seems like he's found a nice girl, I genuinely hope it works out for him. Sadly though it looks like his "friends" might try to sabotage him out of jealously instead of just trying to find someone nice of their own.

This has a very surreal feel. Being trapped in bed while cruel figures mock and deride you from above. The dialogue is good too, a lot of the memey stuff that just highlights the character-type of each person actually does a surprisingly good job at fleshing out the dynamic. Have you considered writing a larger work? A lot of the themes present here seem to recur in your other stuff.

I always audibly laugh when Nathan appears on screen.

Taking the phone of your friends girlfriend after she rejects you, snoops on it to try to find out why she rejected you/break them up and shows everyone else while your friend is crippled and can't do anything to stop you. Zoomer is the embodiment of a sociopath. I mean, they are all terrible friends but he tops it.

Watching your videos give me an overwhelming surreal sense of dread but it's truly an experience that I always want to know more about. I'm 23 and I have a lot of problems. Avoident and Borderline personality disorder, bipolar, severe depression and more. I manage to somewhat live a life despite my illnesses but the vast majority of people I meet aren't real to me. They smile, laugh, act like my friend when in reality I'm just being used and will be tossed in the trash as soon as I'm no longer of use. I'm already a burden with the problems I have. Guys and girls are both the same but it hurts a lot more when a girl brings me down to prop herself up because at least with guys I actually do have a few friends that are like brothers who will stand up for me. I like to keep my romantic life private though so I don't have the boys to support me. I have the worst habit of finding girls that are in a bad space mentally and feeling their pain I reach out just wanting to help. I've never advanced on them before because I'm terrified of rejection. I just don't mind being there to listen to people and maybe offer advice if I have anything good to say. The relationship always crosses the line though and after a long while I let my guard down and feel like it's okay for me to be in love and to be happy but as soon as she leaves her bad head space I immediately get tossed aside and left alone again. During the relationship or after they meet another guy who makes more money, is more attractive, and just simply better than me in every way possible. The girl gets a great job and she overcomes her issues and I feel great knowing that I was so useful but after they better themselves they move on and I'm still the same old me then I realize that my emotional needs were never even a thought to them to begin with. It's been 8 relationships so far where I feel I've done something good but was left more miserable than before. I hope doomers gf is actually just a good loving person with no ulterior motives. His character would definitely be the type to hold in all the pain and bear it all alone in silence and if someone were to ask about his feelings, a simple little lie would be told to push that person away because it feels so shameful to be tricked and used. "I'm okay, it's fine" I hope no one reads this, I just lost my 4th job and got my 12th interview rejection. All wrongful terminations or just fake interviews to meet corporate diversity quota. This time a company simply marked positive on illegal drugs in my system to then blackmail me to retake the test for $150. I was fired immediately despite the drug company's data having a false positive of rate of 42%.... I just needed to vent. Just anywhere, I love my friends and know they would support and understand me but being such a failure I can't help but feel horrible guilt by troubling my loved ones with how I just lose at everything. Every single time. Godspeed to all of you and even the oddly realistic sounding characters in this series. With this flow of constant negative vibes all attacking me, I pray that at the very least the good vibes and pleasant parts of life fall upon others.

I am so glad your channel is taking of m8

7:36 "A girl comes out of nowhere, falls in love with the least attractive guy from the group" I'm pretty sure we can all agree he is the 2nd most attractive out of all of the dudes no homo

"I'm sorry for them" *Looks at us* Damn, that detail. Good job.

"Well at least we know he doesn't swallow" Get this man a movie

I really like reading the character sheets at the end of each episode. Keep up the good work!

_"Envy is the most ungrateful sentiment you can harbor"_ I don't think doomer was wrong for peeking at her phone, but it was awful shitty of his "friends" to do so as well, crap on his ego and stare around. _Specially when he's bedridden and weak._

Notice how every one of them is coping with a miserable life The difference is,every one of them have his own coping method Unlike the doomer who's so true to himself, that's why he found someone that actually loves him

I never expect these to be so amazingly written since they are "just memes" and they always end up surprising me

I always look forward to new vids, love them so much

See bros? That girl wasn't a femboy all along and y'all didn't believe me

I love all these characters and their banter between each other. I hope we continue to see more of this group.

Nice video as always. The "damage taken" effect on Patrick was a nice touch too.

That animation in the end is awesome. Good to see you improving!

Shes either a good girl trapped in the skin of a fatherless girl, or shes really a fatherless girl in the skin of a nice girl wearing the fatherless girl skin

Let’s be real, we’ve all had “friends” like these

I love how all of these meme characters have personality, I would see a whole full movie with these guys

That girl is suspicious. She's probably abusive, has a fetish for bruises and sores like some people said, or we're just overthinking it. Otherwise, the story is getting more interesting. I wonder if the series would still continue.

Shoutout to the consoomer for being fairly wise amongst the group. As a consoomer, we are braindead when it comes to self control around food but besides that, you'd be surprised the social shit we know, mainly cause we can get in social groups somehow and do a lot of observing because we need to conserve air until the next bite. Okay what the fuck am I talking about

These are the worst “friends” ever

The regular conversations had here are made of pure gold. This is big quality

LOOOOL Great quality as usual bro LOVE YOUR WORK

I really hope that she doesn't abuse him how i've read from the comments cuz i wanted to say that she's so sweet and i'm so happy for him...

Your content is literally the one thing I look forward to every week! :)

Dam this hits and the music at the end great video keep them coming

This is one of the best stories so far, keep it up MIllennia!

I love how his "friends" are stereotypical Blue Pill (fatty), Red Pill (buffy), and Black pill (Baldy) Also, going through someone else's phone pisses me off fam. Even when my mom does it to my dad's when he isn't around.

"Sweat like an edgy atheist in front of a priest" lmao

3:56 "Genetics" idk why but it made me laugh the most, it's exactly what you would expect a guy like Nathan to say

I love the conversations that come out of the group

The sad part about this is that men live this reality, WILLINGLY, everyday. And it’s become so normal that it’s not even considered crazy. And most women won’t even consider the goth girl wrong; they would say the guy is wrong for going through her phone, yet reverse the genders and will have a completely different judgment. Take care of yourself guys.

Is my game weak?

You put a mad amount of love into this vid bro I appreciate your hard work for real Gives me a reason to get up in the morning you know

I just love how there are 3 portions of vodka in the background Your work is incredible! Never stop!

7:10 "Do they really have bones in KFC" LMAO

"What am I supposed to do? Stand here and watch her peeling off bananas for him?" Chadest thing Zoomer ever said

very different kind of video man but i loved it, bunch of lines had me laughing out loud! keep up the good work!

Doomer's girl has a thing for sick people. From the double date video: " You look sick. Are you anemic?" "No, I'm not" "Shame, but you still look"

We need those character sheets of every member of the gang, I bet chad has 9 on every skill.

The buffed Zoomer is the greatest character ever

This video reminds me of my relationship. I was with a girl who had her own family problems. She was locked up at home by her parents, rarely allowed to go out except for religious events (her parents were in some small Christian community). When we started dating, I was about 19 and she was 17, I was trying to influence her parents so she could leave the house more often instead of constantly taking care of, or rather raising, her little sister. After a while, I began to notice that she was mutilating herself. I tried to talk to her and she agreed to go to a psychologist and first tell her parents about it which her father was not happy about. So far it sounds like a story of a beautiful relationship, love and mutual help. The psychologist diagnosed her with a depressive state - it means that it was depression caused by external factors. A lot has changed after that. At first, I was glad that therapy helped her understand the background of her illness. But then I heard more and more sentences like: "You have to understand that I'm sick", "You have to respect this and that", "Because people with depression have this...". I - a calm, composed man, then began to get frustrated and spill it into excessive protectiveness, and years later into frequent sex, although it was not always needed. He was looking for an outlet for emotions, because I was starting to feel more and more blackmailed in the relationship, feeling that it was out of pity. Although, like the doomer, I didn't want to give it up, because I appreciated that I had someone, even if they hurt me and I hurt her. You could go on like this, and maybe even be happy with it. However, at some point, during some insignificant argument, I thought about everything and decided that I wanted to end it. It wasn't about me, but it was going to be stagnant and it was time to free her from the cage her family had built and then me. Even if it was convenient. At the same time, when I broke up with her, I pretended to be someone rude. After a few years I wrote to her and I think she's happy, she's definitely free person. If a relationship is only meant to last for the sake of pity, time, or pain and help with that pain, it's better not to last at all. Then it's better to tackle the problem yourself.

i need part 3 badly hell the whole series i cant wait

Tbh, I love the adventure of this guy and his friends instead of the inspirational videos. The inspirational videos is marvelous, but their adventures is far more chill and enjoyable for me

When I was 14 I went for a study trip to England and there was a Polish goth girl who liked me. I screwed everything up because I was stupid and cringe, but considering the nationality of the author of the video this could have been her

I feel like I understand your videos then suddenly I'm stuck in between ...anyways great work as always

How the hell do you make these conversations so accurate? Impressive

These used to be externally relatable and had lessons in them. Now they’re so overly specific I don’t get anything out of them anymore tbh. Like. Are you trying to start wojak lore or something?

4:08 absolutely right. Agreed

I really hate it when other people interfere in a relationship. It just reveals the type of person they are anyone who does it.

Such a great series, can’t wait for more of the gang

"If you've been simping all night you will have to leave our team". loooooll

I love the background music, it sets the dark mood so well

Incredible work as always.

I like how guys of various ages are hanging out living a life together despite of everything.

As long as she's goth, clean, of age, unrelated, cisgendered female and alive as long as you're not a sicko you're good to go

next episode doomer gets married to boomer, and later discovers he is his dad

Dude I never thought I would actually be so invested into a RU-vid series

Bruh she's awesome. This was a good one. This hits home. This video is me. Friends who I had rejecting somebody I spent everyday with while they spent no time with her. Growing opinions that are false and breaking up friendships. This goes on with people

23 years old, had only one gothic girlfriend, has weak ass calf's. Dam I can't believe I'm a Doomer, and now I wish I was dead...

i have four children in gas form in my attic

I need to watch these more

Love these dudes. You’re a talented writer ❤

I dont know if this is a good or bad so far. But I would have dump those friends immediatly. Not even just because they keep trashing his gf, but because they keep trashing him when he is doing better. When he gets a gf and seems a bit better, they are quick to give him shit and try to notch him back down. And the fat guy is quick to imply that he is going to try and hit on and probably harrass the girl. But maybe there is more to this. Overall, loving the story and the messages.

Bro her stats is just like a support member, we only need one that heal and a tank and we are prepared to war

I just discovered this channel. And God... A disturbing smile is on my face while watching. The details are insanely good.

I love the fact that MillenniaThinker put an ad just before "Let me kiss that". Lmfao

...oh no. Will something screwed up happen about Goth Girlfriend's "kinks" or Doomer's bruise? Welp, that's life, I guess. also, tnx for finally telling protags' age. Idk why I need this info, but still.

For those who want the prequel of this story look for Millennial Thinker video title "DOUBLE DATE" that is where he met the goth girl.

We need more of this

i like these short stories

I like the storyline, I wonder what will happen next.

Zoomer should get together with a boomer for money for some easy lore

Can we finally have the background music you produce for these videos? It is so soothing

Can you make an animated music video using “Bugman Blues”? I feel the song fits your channel aesthetic really well.